Last thread died prematurely

>>49368280 (OP)
Flan-chan is a lewd girl!

>>49368353
i want to tickle her tummy.

how does she feel about humans wanting to be her feetstool?

Flan-chan is good at baking

>>49368353
This pic looks strange with the detailed body and super simple face.

>>49375092
it's a specific moe style a few artist have.

>>49368280 (OP)
Would Flandoru eat me up if I say I want to protect her, or just cuddle me?

>>49375962
I think she will relentlessly tease you Nagatoro style to test you and because she sure doesnt know shaite about relationships or showing affection.

>>49375962
Well she won’t eat you since she doesn’t know how to drink blood, but she might “accidentally break you” if she gets bored of you, so you better keep her entertained.

If you could adopt flan-chan, would you adopt her yes or no?

>>49379684
i dont want to make her sad, but cant i adopt an easier pet?

I want to poke her ears

The flan

why are these threads so slow isnt flandre supposed to be one of the most popular characters from the touhou project

>>49386351
Anons are slowly starting to realize she's overrated edgy shit. i think that's called growing up. plus, it's now officially clear those who love flan will never have a chance with her
>pic related

>>49386351
The demo and newhu are pulling everyone right now

>>49386398
>Remilia was confirmed to cheat/cuck you
>Her threads become unusually active

>>49386398
I can handle her perfectly fine. You all are just weak.

>>49386398
skill issue

>>49386398
I can fix her

It is always sad to see others throw their lives away as if it were nothing and commit suicide by explosion. Well, with a little luck maybe there will be some pieces left that Sakuya can use to make a smoothie that Flan and Remi can share together

The pointiest ears!

Furan meido

>>49396870
>Do Not Reupload
it's over anon. Flan will destroy you

i can't breathe

>>49402700
i told her to pick a popsicle...

Flan-chan is sad because nobody wants to play with her

Her thread is unusually inactive, only real flan fans remain….

i wish

>>49413388
how do i join their troublesome biker gang?

>>49368280 (OP)
>died prematurely
just like Flandre

Cumming prematurely between Flandre's breasts

>>49414692
I'm sorry, what breasts?

>flandrerized character

>>49414807

>>49415176
Big tits Flan is dangerous
I bet she'd bully you with them

>>49406785
it's ok, flan doesn't care about people and is perfectly happy with her sister

>>49415176
Tits too big

I just want to hug flan all night long

idol flan-chan!

>>49424071
Gloved Flan handjob

>>49424071
OMG! Look at her go!!

Just look at how cute and adorable flan-chan how can anyone hate her

>>49427427
Being cute doesn't make you likeable or a good person. It seems like ZUN tries his hardest to make her more unlikeable with every new appearance she makes
Also, Flan hates herself, that's why she keeps destroying her own wings over and over

>>49428074
Flan is just going through her edgy teenage phase, she just needs someone to show her some love and attention.

>>49431770
flan is a teenager?!

>>49433890
yes

>>49433890
No, remilia's profile says she look like a girl around 10-13 and flan is 5 years younger
Flan also said she haven't gone out even once in the past 495 years, so it isn't just a phase and was always that way

>>49386398
Nice legs

>>49434833
risui's flan is really attractive and unlike most risui girls I actually think she might be bisexual instead of fully gay

>>49434853
I think the joke is that risui's flan has a childlike mentality and has no idea how relationships work and that's why she keeps calling all her friends "boyfriends"

>>49434853
Love the way they draw Flan but not so much the way they write Flan.

>>49388250
It's the opposite, but EOPs will never learn the truth.

>>49434907
>flan has a childlike mentality and has no idea how relationships work
So, canon Flandre.
>>49435218
>恋愛：選択を迫られる。二股は不幸になる。
>Love: You will be forced to make a choice. Two-timing leads to unhappiness.

>>49435263
Good job missing the context, much like the other EOPs.
Hint: that fortune isn't for her.

>>49435361
It is based around her personality, stupid. All the fortunes are based on the 2hus.
Sakuya and other humans wrote many of the initial drafts for the fortunes, then Reimu edited each drafts while using her divine powers to make it more autentic.

>>49435405
Yes, and her personality is about making choices and controlling your fate, retard. It makes no sense for her to be told to do the thing she was already going to do in the first place.
Read her other fortunes and you will realize that it's written as if she was the one giving you advice.

>>49435431
That... makes sense, actually. So Remilia is someone who values monogamy and fidelity.
I'm ok with this.

>>49435484
No Remilia in the Flandre thread please. Thanks.

>>49435499
Not him but you can't stop me

>>49435536
Actually this is acceptable

>>49436216
even if flan's fate is to destroy all her romantic chances, she'll never be alone

>>49428074
>ZUN tries to make her more unlikeable with every new appearance she makes
How so?

>>49437004
Nta.
Progressively shes been more of a Shonen fightfag and archetype 'brat'. On top of that her recent appearance and fortunes indicate that she's entirely inwifeable unless you're superman or a master brat calmer. Hard to fall in love when you know she'll actively kill you if you try to advance things obviously

>>49437004
For many years Flan's personality was a mystery to everyone. All we knew was that she was deeply ignorant of the outside world, that she was a bit unhinged, about her ability to destroy everything, and that she cared and respected her big sister. She was like a blank slate onto which everyone could try to project a distinct personality, whether it was the sad and needy girl who didn't want to hurt anyone, the crazy and perverse destroyer, the abandoned little sister who sought recognition from her older sister, the mischievous and clumsy but good girl who just wanted to find friends to play with without breaking them, etc. This was the original reason why Flan became so popular in the fandom, in addition to her theme and strange wings.
After a few years ZUN released Bohemian Archive in Japanese Red, which gave us a clearer idea of what Flandre was like: a conceited and disrespectful brat who spoke ill of her big sister behind her back. However, it's normal for sisters to act like that from time to time, so no one pay much attention to it. Then, ZUN forgot about Flandre for more than a decade until a friend of his kids showed him a drawing of Flandre, and he realized how popular she was with children. So he brought her back in Foul Detective Satori and Sunken Fossil World, where it seems ZUN opted to make Flandre a shonenfag addicted to destruction who calls herself a "goddess of destruction" and doesn't care in the slightest about the lives of others. In FDS she basically explained that the only reason she still lives locked up is because she's a lazy person accustomed to her family giving her everything she needs to live, and the part she maniacally strangled Meiling while laughing and expressing disappointment that Meiling was only possessed was pretty shocking for many.
Now, in Whispered Oracle of Hakurei Shrine, the fortune based on her has pretty much confirmed that she is a dangerous and self-destructive girl who enjoys breaking what is important to others and herself, and that she is literally addicted to destroying things and can't stop. It must be tough for Remi to constantly live with a sword of damocles hovering her head in the form of her little sister.

>>49437231
>pretty much confirmed that she is a dangerous and self-destructive girl who enjoys breaking what is important to others and herself
I want to add that she's very antisocial and dislikes other people. She enjoys breaking their stuff, though.

>>49437004
>>49437035
>>49437231
What's hilarious is I'm pretty sure he's trying to do the opposite because he's making her more like the shitty fanon Flandre you used to see everywhere.

>>49437231
Flandre sounds kinda based now ngl.

>>49437929
He should've gone with the cute little sister version.

>>49438197
Too boring.

>>49437929
I think ZUN never intended for Flan to be significant or a fully developed character, so when he realized that kids liked the edgy Flandre he made it canon to please them. Basically, Flan being an antisocial incel is kind of her own fans' fault.

>>49436285
Remi's tummy tum tum erotic

>>49437231
Flan might be a autistic little schizoid vampire but shes my autistic little schizoid vampire, I will tame her

>>49437231
>she is a dangerous and self-destructive girl who enjoys breaking what is important to others and herself
>she is literally addicted to destroying things and can't stop.
I've written the "getting hired as a butler at the SDM" premise a couple times, and my general idea around Flan is that she's nuts, but not as impulsive as she appears. The things she does follow a consistent, internal logic, so if she believes there's more fun to be squeezed out of something by taking her time destroying it, she'll gladly hold off. So, the way I've written one progression is that she starts by strangling the butler on impulse, only to be stopped by Remilia because by this point he's piqued the lady's interest, so Flandere bides her time, suppresses her spontaneous destruction instincts, and eventually learns that the butler is Catholic and has been praying in secret. She rats to Remilia, who's infuriated that the butler had sworn an oath to serve only her, but by nature of his religion also served God. Remilia tortures him, sticks him in an oubliette, trying to get him to recant, and eventually exiles him when he doesn't. Flandere finds this massively entertaining because she gets to watch the slow destruction of her sisters happiness, as she tries in vein to claw back the Butler's loyalty, and the butler's sanity, since he did technically lie to Remilia when making his oath, and lying's a big no-no in Christianity.
In essence, I think Flandere might really like blowing stuff up, but she'd also play the long-game if she see's an opportunity to do so.

Post-exile I'm not quite sure how to write Flan. On one hand she might just move on since she had her fun, but on the other if the Butler was still faithful she'd want to wreck that as well. There's also an idea I've had for the scene where the Butler is leaving the mansion and Flandere heckles him, telling him things like "it's your own fault for lying" and "you must really hate me huh?", to which the Butler has a thought he knows he shouldn't express, but he's lost his restraint at this point so he says it anyway: "I don't know, I never really thought of you as a person." Which takes Flan from an extreme high to an extreme low. She gets her kicks from destroying things and expressing herself through carnage, because it's something she's not supposed to do, but if someone doesn't resent her for it, there's not point in the deviancy, it'd be the same as not acknowledging her existence at all. It feels a little indulgent, but I like the idea of Flan faces unconventional consequences. Whatever the case, any relationship with Flan would be a strange one.

>>49368280 (OP)
built for stinky NEET cock

>>49440766
It's great, apart from some notes that the Catholic MC should know.

Remilia cannot ask for oaths because these were, in medieval terms, justified by divine right. an irreligious nobleman or worse, an atheist has no backing to justify himself and their subjects. That is why excommunications were a serious matter. Subjects of an excommunicated person were no longer really obliged to obey him, and political opponents were justified in invading them.

Personhood is related to Human being made in the image of god. so flan in her status as vampire, conducting herself like a trash junkie proves that she is in fact an enslaved subhuman.

>>49440782
You are for hers.

>>49441137
Thanks for the historical context.
It's doubly funny, because the way I have it in my head, the Butler's pledge is invalid on many different accounts. First, he swears to Remilia because he thinks being sent away from the mansion will result in death and he fears dying before being redeemed of whatever landed him on the Road of Reconsideration and going to Hell. Second, even when he learns of the Village and the Hakurei Shrine, he ignores the option, because he's already sworn an oath at this point and thinks it's equivalent to betraying a confidant. Third, his oath is ultimately a lie, since he can't serve two masters(never mind Colossians 3:22-3:23, which is an inspiration for the story, Remilia's a vampire and likely isn't too keen on a servant who believes in God). And finally, like you mentioned, Remilia doesn't really have the ability to take an oath since she has nothing to swear to.

I like the idea of throwing Flandere at such a confused person, she's simple and more 'pure' in a sense. Would be fun to introduce her after four chapters of Downtown Abby: Halloween-edition civility for her to completely upend things. The Bulter's behavior could be conveyed as reasonable decisions in fantastical circumstances up until that point, until Flan asks the obvious, straight-forward questions that expose his dissonance and, ironically, comes to understand him better then anyone else because of that bluntness, which is ultimately how she discovers his secret.
In this sense, I think of Flan as sort of a "dark illuminator". Honest, but her revelations are going to hurt.

>>49440766
>>49442138
Somehow I doubt Remilia would care or behave that way. Besides, she doesn't care about crosses. I think she might be an atheist.

>>49443080
No one cares about crosses.

>>49441703
Hot

>>49443599
Yes, but my previous point is still valid. Remilia isn't inherently cruel, nor is she in any way concerned with or affected by Christian symbols. She finds pleasure in being called an angel and even keeps the crosses of those who tried to exterminate her and Flan as mementos; she even openly mocks gods. She's a peculiar devil.
I think if she finds you praying to God she'd simply give you a smile and call you a wishful fool, just like she pays no mind to the pranks Sakuya plays when she puts weird stuff in Remi's tea.

>>49368280 (OP)
Why is her color scheme the same as my used toilet paper?

>>49444560
>keeps the crosses of those who tried to exterminate her and Flan as mementos
She does?

>>49445456
it's Marisa's speculation in Grimoire of Marisa. It doesn't actually mean they do. People tend to take in-univer character speculation as fact a lot.

>>49445470
But that's not what it says there. Just because those humans had crosses on them doesn't mean they were trying to exterminate the sisters.

>>49445483
Anon, I'm agreeing with you. Nothing conclusively says either way what the crosses are for.

>>49445488
I just got a bit confused because you said "it's Marisa's speculation", even though her speculation is that the sisters are either cross collectors or they get the crosses from people they prey on.

>>49445488
Even so, they still have all those crosses. Marisa's just trying to figure out how Flandre has enough in the mansion to just add to her danmaku and use as an attack.
I doubt Remilia is religious, and Flandre doesn't go out, so Marisa's speculations sound quite reasonable.

>>49443080
>>49443599
>>49444560
>Crosses
Secondary-kun Zun already answer that in Strange Creators of Outer World/Introduction of Previous Works/Embodiment of Scarlet Devil/Fragment of Phantasy:
"In many parts of the world, the impact of Christianity being introduced to areas that were not originally Christian-dominated is immeasurable. Demonizing the native gods of each region, rewriting their lifestyles and moral values, the list goes on and on. Such influences naturally have a great impact on beings of fantasy. For example, there are many vampires who are weak against many things, but have you ever thought about why that may be the case? And have you ever wondered why the cross is among those weaknesses?
The "weak against crosses" thing is the shortened version; In reality, it's "weak against crosses that are held above the heads of the faithful". In other words, a cross being aimed by a non-believer will have absolutely no effect on a vampire. Basically, it's not the cross itself that's remarkable, but the heart of the person holding said cross...So, what is it that's being regarded here? Is it the cross? The belief? The belief in what? What an interesting aspect."
>she even openly mocks gods She's a peculiar devil.
where? pass the source...I do remember she kind of taking a piss at sanae or was suwako? in one of the fighting games. basicaly: "is this what it takes to be a god around here huh?"

also she being an atheist did not save her from reimu shinto weapons or Buddhist and Daoist for that matter, i dont think she give a flying fuck about Amaterasu, and got one shot by her.

>>49446364
That doesn't explain much really. That manuscript isn't even about Remilia and Flandre, read it again and you will realize ZUN was simply sharing some facts about vampire's folklore across the world and about other blood-sucking creatures like kappas or ghouls.

>>49446565
it implicit told you that symbols are catalyst by faith which is in line with touhou worldview which is also a very east asian way to look at things (mind over matter)

Sometimes it feels like Marisa is the only one with a brain

>>49443080
It's not necessarily the cross, but the split loyalty and deception. What I'm trying to convey is that no matter how old you get, having someone you trust lie to you still stings.

>>49446931
Ah, you know, I gotta put myself in Flan's head. How would she royally piss off her sister?

Imagine hugging her cold vampiric body during a warm summer day

That's my blood btw

I wonder if flan can taste the difference between different types of blood, you know like normal blood and virgin blood.

>>49459873
Imagine you get a paper cut and she puts your finger in her mouth to stop the bleeding, then she starts giving you a smug look and says "You're already this old and you still haven't done it?"

>>49459873
...virgin blood is abnormal?

>>49459873
Remilia can tell the difference taste between blood types, her favorite being B-type, so maybe Flan also has her preferences. I doubt she even knows what sex is tho.

>>49460571
>her favorite being B-type
Fuck me.
I wonder if Eirin has something that can change my blood type.

>>49460571
>>49460584
Bs are bitches

>>49464118
Remi is into bitches then

I really really like this image

>>49368280 (OP)

Everyday I wish that I could adopt flan-chan

Flan-chan is very nice and fluffy

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpGtBnVZLSk&ab_channel=GamingSoundFX

Flan’s soft plump thighs

squishy face

Flan kicked off her flats and let her bloodcurdling, garlicky feet rest. “okay Reimu, your flats are stunk up.” she said.
Reimu could smell the rancid odor and she wasn’t even leaning down. Flandre's feet were just so disgusting and it made her feel tingly. she stepped into her shoes and wiggled her toes. she felt her feet squelching in the thick sweat and slime that Flan has sweated into her flats, completely soaking into the defiled insoles and making it feel like a wet bathmat.
she inhaled through her nose and let the noxious gas flood her respiratory system. it was the foulest smell she’d ever experienced. she wasn’t even within ten feet of Flan's feet but the stench made her eyes water. five hundred years of unwashed, unclean, vile, disgusting feet, and the smell was now a part of her forever. she needed more of it.
Reimu threw herself onto the floor and grabbed Flan's feet, surprising the girl. the foul stink was so powerful that her feet was clouded in a very faint green haze. she stuck out her tongue and gave Flan's feet a long, eager lick along the sole. immediately, the worst tastes filled her mouth. sour, stale, and utterly repulsive sweat, jam and slime covered her tongue. she swallowed and shuddered, feeling the gooey mess curdle in her stomach.
“wow, I’ve never met a mortal who has become addicted to my feet...let alone survived being this close!” Flan remarked as she rubbed Reimu's face with her grotty toes. “from now on, you are my foot slave.”
Flandre sat down and forcefully rubbed her stomach-churning feet all over her, stuffing her toes deep into her mouth and watching her blissfully choke on the fumes. “lick them to your heart’s content, mortal. you will never be apart from them.”

>>49484637
Blasphemy her feet are not that filthy and stinky, flan smells quite nice most of time, and I make sure she bathes at least once a week.

>>49485688
but someone told me her feet caused the virus and breathing problems 5 years ago.

>>49485690
That’s just a silly rumor and a complete lie, flan-chan is a fairly clean vampire.

I wonder if flan-chan would enjoy getting headpats

>>49493485
from her sister? yeah, sure. but for anyone else the only way you're touching flan is by punching her, cause she'll kill anyone who tries to get close otherwise.

>>49495585
My girlfriend is in this picture.

>>49495585
My wife, my girlfriend, my sex-friend, my other sex-friend and my rape victim are in this picture.

>>49498200
>non-canon yuri slop
there's nothing to get

>>49498449
damn, people here really hate Risui

>>49498867
NTA, but while I don't mind yuri, Risui's character interpretations are almost comically shallow, fanon-y and overall uninspiring of reaction. In a word, they're boring.

>>49443080
>Somehow I doubt Remilia would care or behave that way
you are correct

>>49498200
Flan deliberately broke her heel to get Yuuma to carry her
At first, Yuuma just told her to go barefoot but eventually Flan got what she wanted
Remilia is telling this to the Player Characters who were exchanging romantic gossip

>>49368280 (OP)
>Last thread died prematurely
Just like Flan

>>49499581
wrong touhou

>>49414633
>>49499581
>prematurely
Is that why she's the one with mental illness, unlike her sister?

>>49499613
Well, when the body just quits and the brain stops getting oxygen the neurons start dying off super fast
Maybe Flan was dead for a little too long before she turned

>>49499613
>mental illness
Huh?

>>49499868
She likes MLP

>>49499889
That's Remi, Flan is into Happy Tree Friends.

>>49499868
>destroyed her own wings
>is a schizoid who hates meeting people
>obsessed with destroying everything
Yes, secondary-kun. She is crazy you like it or not
Blame ZUN for making the fanon Flandre canon

>>49499186
Between Her and Sakurana, we got amazing art wasted in exclusive yuri, shame.

>>49501738
Nice exaggeration.

>>49502486
I'm not exaggerating. She repeatedly destroyed her own wings and seems to think only of destruction 24/7. Maybe you're just a blind waifufag, or I suppose self-harm and violent behavior is considered normal where you live
ZUN clearly didn't put much thought into Flandre's personality because he never expected her to become popular, so he simply picked the edgy fanon Flandre and called it a day

>>49502674
yeah, flan is basically that madwoman in the attic trope from old victorian books except she is keep in a basement

>>49502674
Based sigma Flan.

>>49501968
It's not about it being yuri. It's about it being boring. Yuri has been a part of Touhou from the start. Hell, there was a time when yuri was more or less the only genre of romantic/pornographic Touhou fan content.

The problem with Risui's series is that she doesn't seem to understand the characters. Sakuya, normally an understated, clever character, subtly trolling Remilia in carefully unimpeachable ways, here is portrayed as a clueless airhead. Flandre, a sociopathic shut-in whose sole entertainment seems to be destroying things, here is portrayed as an outgoing socialite who loooves physical affection. And so on and so forth. It's tired yuri tropes and completely stock relationship templates dressed up in Touhou cosplay. That's the problem.

>>49503164
A sigma is someone who is both independent, successful and prefers their own company over being part of a large group. Flan is neither independent or successful. She's dependent on her sister and lives in a basement. Only that last bit about preferring her own company actually fits her.

>>49503255
i don't even know if those two takes commission for non yuri stuff.
>outgoing socialite who loooves physical affection
ironic because that's canon remilia now. sometimes i wonder if Zun choosing Risui for illustrating Whispered Oracle SDM was a subtle takedown.

>>49460461
hormones start getting in your blood after your first orgasm in girls is after the first period

>>49402700
I can't believe Flan is invoking Jesus.

>>49503713
>ironic because that's canon remilia now
>now
Remi was always depicted as affectionate with Sakkyun, Patchu, and sometimes with Reimu. It's not that surprising.

Furanchwan thighs erotic

>>49495585
This picture consists entirely of my girlfriends.

>>49507551
even smellyyari?

>>49507775
Smellyyari is my girlfriend TWICE.

Flan-chan is clearly a rough diamond but I’m okay with it, Im willing to bet that shes a sweet girl if you’re willing to go through any of her shenanigans

>>49509994
the problem is that her shenanigans involve death and destruction

>>49512438
I’ll find a way to endure and will put a wedding ring on her.

>>49513015
only for her to destroy it

>>49506981
>sometimes with Reimu
Its always been an admiration on her side and respect as a powerful human that can humble her. Even Reimu shows respect for her by not being rude all the time and getting caught up in late night talks with her.

>>49509994
Careful anon, thats around 500 years of self loathing and over thinking to deal with!

>>49513788
Ahh, flan not understanding the difference between a boyfriend and a boy friend! Cute!

>>49368353
I wanna play with Flans little flans~!

>>49513100
Flan-chan is not a brainless berserker that destroys everything in her path, plus she likes to one up her sister, if anything a marriage proposal would make boast about it.

>>49518682
>Fortune: You'll want to destroy the things you've built up.
>Love: You'll destroy it.
>People: You'll reject them yourself.
Sounds like your dreams of building a happy relationship are crumbling
>plus she likes to one up her sister
Source? I've never read anything official about Flan trying to one up Remi. ZUN even said he created Flan to be the polar opposite of Remi in terms of personality so I doubt she wants to be like her

Will you trust flan-chan with a firearm?

Right anon?

I still can't understand what makes Flandre so cute compared to the other girls from Gensokyo.

>>49519379
>Reimu's headcanon

>>49535820
It was most surely written by Sakuya who knows the two vamps pretty well. Maybe she even asked them what to write about themselves. Reimu only edited a little and used her power to predict their true fortune.

>>49531723
She has the vampire and little sister charm

does she enthrall humans and make them sniff her feet for decades?

>>49535946
>reimu
>power

>>49540240
Flan-chan is not a stinky vampire! and her feet are quite clean!

>>49545153
how does she smell?

>>49545159
She usually smells like cake and blood, but sometimes I like to rub some vanilla oil around her forehead neck and feet while she sleeps, she seems to enjoy it

>>49545153
That Flan-chan hugging a pillow is doing terrible things to my heart!

>>49545076
The power to receive divine messages I mean. That's what ZUN wrote.
Not trusting the creator of Flandre just seems dumb to me.

>>49547552
ahhhh i piedi

The Flan.

>>49547631
her forehead is begging to be kissed

>>49417924
Flan,
Remelia keeps kicking my ass in spell bubble what do?

Squishy flan tummy

AAARGH FUCKING DAMMIT FLANDRE IS SO CUTE I WOULD KILL EVERYBODY IN THIS THREAD FOR HER

She kills you next, and then there were none

>>49558606
her feet smell killed me

New Flan figurine is pure SEX

>>49562585
very cute flan.

>>49562585
The price is pretty good too for that quality. 13,000 yen

If Flandre can destroy anything does that mean she can destroy my depression?
>>49523372
Yes, if anything she could only do less damage with one.

>>49562821
doubt it, but even if she could she wouldn't do it. your suffering pleases her more

>>49563840
what a cruel girl

>>49562821
Depression is non physical, so no, otherwise flan would have destroy her own retardedness by now.

Sleepy bat

>>49569375
That's not the basement. What's she doing in her big sister's bedroom?

>>49569375
she not a bat

>>49519379
You know, these fortunes read as if these are what that character expects the fortune drawer to do or what will happen on whatever subject matter

>>49569687
>these fortunes read as if these are what that character expects the fortune drawer to do
More like what they would do. It's also based on the personality of the character you drew which I find more interesting than the fortune itself. Thanks to these fortunes we can look deeper into the 2hus and know them better. For example, Satori seems highly anxious while Koishi is surprisingly more well-adjusted psychologically, Zanmu being a good leader more because of her self-confidence than her brain, Youmu wanting to cut ties with a "rotten" relationship (likely Yuyuko, the rotten princess), Remilia being more mature and astute than she intentionally lets on as an advantage, and Flandre's addictive and self-destructive behavior.

every human that comes across Flan gets enthralled by her bite and has to serve her forever. Horrible.

>>49569841
She doesn't know how to bite tho. Remilia never taught her how to do it so she always kyuu~ her living food.

>>49569853
I talked to ai Flan and she bit me though

>>49519379
She’s not that crazy and unhinged as long as someone is keeping an eye on her, If I could meet her I would teach her how to control herself and suck blood like a true vampire.

>>49573475
>"normally docile" and genel pleasant to be around
This description is outdated and based on an old translation from the wiki. The new translation is more accurate, although "unhinged" or "unstable" for おかしい would be more appropriate:
>Although she doesn't often get angry or anything, she's always peculiar, which makes it difficult for others to understand her.

>>49573762
where is the article with more accurate translation then?

>>49574328
The wiki you screenshotted is the best we have. The issue is they just added new translations and info without updating the older parts of the article, which most of it was written back in 2008-2012. That's why you'll see contradictions, like the article saying Flandre is docile or pleasant to talk to while her profile says something completely different. Just keep in mind that all the 2hu wikis are made by fans and are not official.

Flan-chan is a lewd girl

>>49574463
No, she just can't handle this hellish heat (understandable). Also nice budding boobies.

>>49574463
Imagine hugging her cold vampiric body during a warm summer day

The Chinese made a figure

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/9480436
GIWIWS

If flan-chan is really dangerous then why is she fren shaped???!!

>>49368280 (OP)
I see her everywhere

I want to squeeze her cheeks

>>49588851
she's an abstract kind of touhou.

Flan-chan has the cutest tummy

>>49596400
Indeed!

>>49596400
Would look even better when splattered with my cum

>>49587959
But she isn't.

>>49602097
correct, she's flan shaped.

>>49587959
everyone but remi is afraid of her in canon so i wouldn't say she is fren shaped

>>49596400
Flan looks concerned about her exposed tummy.

>>49602893
maybe she fears to catch a cold.

Flan-chan is so precious and adorable I want to hug her and always protect her.

>>49607481
Brat corrected

>>49607756
BRAT CORRECTED AGAIN!!!!!

>>49607481
flan boobies

>>49607881
Leave Flanny's fanny alone :(

>>49608299
That's how you know the pic is fake. She's flatter than a silicon wafer.

>>49608557
unruly brats get the pam
PAM!

It's Be-Nice-To-Flan day!

>>49616200

>>49602902
vampires can't get sick

>>49611922
giwiwf

I'll be extra nice to Furan!

Being nice won't make a difference. She'll still kill you

when i first saw furan, i thought that thing she carried was her tail until i saw a cosplay

Sweaty vampire smell

>>49621343
Even Flan-chan has had enough of this heat.

>>49368280 (OP)

>>49623819
*hugs The Flan*

>>49626398
she love weak little humans

>>49621343
She needs some icepacks

>>49633542
Flan is so cool!

Flan butt.

>>49635648
spank it.

>>49635648
stuff it
https://files.catbox.moe/bprlpp.mp4

Flan-chan is ready for summer!

>>49643902
she cant be in the sun though

>>49643902
running water and sun is one of many things vampires CANT deal with

>>49643951
can she garlic?

>>49643951
cant she take like some meds to deal with them temporarily?

Cute little fangs

Flan-chan is very cute and fluffy!

>>49635654
>>49643902
No matter if the swimwear is cute or lewd, Flan-chan looks great in it! (I wish I could go to a pool with Flan-chan ;_;)

Furan-chan just woke up and now its your problem

Flan-chan is a lovely and nice girl

>>49659999
cute!

Flan day is coming are you ready?

Who likes Flan the most?

>>49664695
What are you supposed to do on Flan day?

>>49667213
Remilia is unironically the only one who loves her
As a sister of course, no homo

>>49368280 (OP)
But was U.N. Owen her?

>>49675367
ten little niggers

Silly flan

>>49569841
>every human that comes across Flan gets enthralled by her bite and has to serve her forever.
Hey, I know that doujin!

>>49679986
post it

>>49680006
The human is Reimu.

>>49680088
good thrall for Flan

>>49680088
>Reimu x Flan
>futashit
I hate gays

Pouting flab-chan

>>49684657
>flab-chan
I wonder who in the mansion will kill you first for calling her that.

those legs

So is she allowed to go outside now? She seems a lot more outgoing eversince SFW and CDS.

>>49692182
I wouldn't say she's more outgoing when the only times she leaves her room are if Remilia wants some sisterly bonding time with her (FS, GoU, CDS last chapter), when a third party calls her out to get rid of someone (two times), or to simply stretch her legs around the mansion.
WOoHS doesn't give much hope for improvement either.

>>49692182
i can basedjak this

Vlaan

Flan-chan is hot. Literally. The poor thing.can't handle this summer heat.

>>49693670
but she italian

>>49684922
Not Sakuya because I'm shagging her at the moment.

>>49693670
But shes a vampire, aren’t vampires supposed to be cold and immune to heat?

Why does flan-chan dance like this?

>>49699604
that's just the warm up

>>49698260
There are always exceptions.

>>49692182
she was never not allowed, she just doesn't bother unless something interests her, and both times that she's gone out since it was specifically because someone promised her a target that she could go all out on
she's not more outgoing, especially since she fights Mizuchi in the mansion in the last CDS chapter.

>>49703846
>she was never not allowed
Wrong, re-read the first chapters. Remi asks her to stay in the basement after she chokes Meiling, Patchouli is literally in charge of keeping her inside and making it rain when Flan feels like leaving. The fact that she has to break the lock on her door to get out also indicates that she's not allowed to leave. She's grounded for life.
Even if she's grown to like her confinement and enjoys being alone, it doesn't change the fact that she's technically a prisoner. Flan could escape if she truly wanted to, but she doesn't because Remi keeps her happy.

flan

>>49699604
It's not a dance, it's a warning like the rattling of a rattlesnake. She's prepared to strike.

>>49706924
double yum!

How can I summon an irl Flan-chan to love and hug?

>>49720751
I think if you sit in the middle of a dark road and wait you might find something equivalent to what the real Flan-chan would do to you instead of love and hugs.

>>49699604
This dance offends me to my core.

Flanny feets!

>>49720751
Become very rich

>>49725697
hnnnnnnnnnnnngh!

Cute Flandre

>>49684657
Y fLAN mad?

>>49730133
She caught you thinking about her sister again.

>>49730145
Flan thinks sexual things about her sister all the time!

>>49730564
Perhaps, but YOU shouldn't!

this thread about to die

Flan cunny

>>49732358
Flunny

>>49732364
Clan

>>49732005
Such is the fate of all things.

Good night little flan-chan

Don’t leave flan-chan!

>>49741408
She still has her sister.

>>49741408
I love you Flan-chan!

>>49741867
Their bond is eternal. When the universe itself crumbles into oblivion they'll still be there, together in the infinite night.

oyasumi flan-chan