Fun fact: In Gensokyo, it's perfectly legal for 2hus to kiss or hug each other in public.

>>49419289 (OP)
>In Gensokyo, it's perfectly legal
What kind of legal system is in Gensokyo, anyway? Continuation of Meiji era law for the Village and self-governence for those youkai that form societies? Who is responsible for judging in case of theft, for instance? Obviously Eiki once the thief passes Sanzu, but I'm talking here about something less post-mortem.

>>49419318
Those aren't Gensokyo denizens. ARREST THEM!

>>49419673
Rude. Gensokyo is always open to those who know how to behave.

True!

What's your favorite scat yuri doujin?

cute and canon thread

/jp/ meetup

>>49421736
hot

>>49419289 (OP)
What about incest?

>>49423080
Approved and endorsed by Christianity.

inb4 Reimu x Genji

>>49419351
>>49421919
>>49423200
Canon! Post more hetero!

>>49419289 (OP)
I don't mind if 2hus kiss, bang, or even fall in love, as long as they'd drop whatever sham relationship they were in for a Mr. Right when he came along.

>>49431309
Good taste in artists.

>>49431316

>>49419392
IIRC, Gensokyo has no written constitution or legal system/laws. It's an isolated world that doesn't need a central government. The unwritten laws are based on youkai myths, local traditions, and common sense. They were passed down orally and enforced by those willing to do so in situ. Truly a deranged cattle society.

>>49419289 (OP)
NTR thread!!!!

>>49437012
It's not NTR if anon sleeps with both of them.

>>49421736
I find it very funny how yuriniggers are such secondaries, they don't know Renko is the shorter one.

>>49437287
Are you implying that they kiss while standing?

>>49437012
Yuri always carries the bitter tang of NTR for an Anon like me cursed to have not been born female, the perfect and only necessary gender.

>>49419289 (OP)
No its not, the fairies are blatantly homophobic and would tease them relentlessly till they got a room.

>>49437369
Are you implying that they are flying?

>>49441422
Why are fairies like this?

>>49441428
No, but something like this.

>>49441456
Seems uncomfortable for Renko, poor gal will have static for legs before long

>>49441214
Realistically, this is the only possible ship for a stinky neet like Flandre.
Too bad Remilia is not into incest.

>>49441565
She's not into incest but is fine with 'sisterly love'.

Sorry, but Remi is into boys.

>>49441982
I agree, but nobody said anything about it being consensual. Rape and incest are two taboos that Flan would love to break.

>>49442045
Can Remilia resist? Are those really Flan's true desires? It sounds like another one of that hidden god's shitty schemes.

>>49443197
Maybe it's just fate.

My heart aches for Marisa x Alice. These days Alice herself seems to have taken an extended vacation underground, in the graveyard...

>>49444675
>Alice herself seems to have taken an extended vacation underground, in the graveyard...
wdym?

>>49446993
Alice has been put in a coma by Mizuchi for like 5 years now.

>>49444675
>Marisa x Alice

canon btw

>>49451756
Reimu x Suika
Reimu x Aunn
Reimu x Yukari

>>49420035
Me on the left

>>49420035
Me on the right.

>>49437287
>He said on the same board that currently has psycho Koishi and macho Yuugi threads up

>>49455317
And where is this psycho Koishi thread? I don't see it. I just see a regular Koishi thread.

There's been a lot of good terumoko art recently.

>>49455324
I think anon might have been talking about the koishi day thread. That's my best guess anyway.

All 2hus are raging heterosexuals btw

>>49455377
Correction
All 2hus are yaoi fans
RAGING fujos

>>49455377
Marisa and Kaguya might be bi but the rest are likely total dykes.

>>49455393
Marisa is the most dyke-like character out of all of them so definitely not her

>>49455397
Marisa is abasolutely a biStacy considering Kourin is a part of her harem.

Last one for now.

Cute and canon thread.

>>49455409
>Marisa
>harem
2010 called, it wants its fanon back. Modern Marisa gets ZERO bitches. Reimu has more of a harem than Marisa does.

>>49455740
Nuh-uh

>>49455365
>>49455369
>>49455381
>>49455393
>>49455398
>>49455409
>>49455415
where does Sensei fit in all of this?

>>49456218
Mokou's fuckbuddy.

>>49419318
Some Zanmu! It's sad to see there is almost nothing of her, with how cool her design is and how many possibilities there are

>>49432384
It's over for me, I look at this picture and feel that it would fit better on futahu thread.
>>49455317
He said that on the board that used to be against quote function abuse. You could try to not hasten the decline of local culture.
>>49455838
Nobody remembers Enoko anyway.

>>49458507
Too bad the futahu thread is the wrong kind of gay.

>>49458507
>He said that on the board that used to be against quote function abuse.
If only this site implemented similar reverse quote like certain alt-chans use.

>Nobody remembers Enoko anyway.
I do!

Don't forget about Narumi. Marisa has a lot of friends

I know this is AI generated but I still find this super adorable

>>49458675
that's fairly good for an AI generated image. only need some small edit

What's your prediction for the newhu ship(s)?

>>49462539
Nareko and Hisami, based of Kojiki interactions.

>>49462634
Mind giving tl;dr? Also chance of Zanmu being cucked?

>>49462727
Hisami is one of (or the, thing with Kojiki is that it has no distinction of plural and singular form, so you need to fall back onto context and other versions of myths, which is not always conclusive) yomotsu-hisame, hags from the underworld, Yomi.
Japanese archipelago and many of its kami were created by Izanagi and Izanami, but Izanami died when she gave birth to kami of fire. She went to Yomi. After some time Izanagi came down there, seeking her, wanting to continue their creative work. Izanami asked her husband to wait and and look at her, but because the darkness was oppressive, Izanagi lit a torch and saw his wife with already rotting body. He began to run away, while Izanami, angry from shame, send yomotsu-shikome to chase after him. After quite perilous pursuit involving distracting hag(s) with food (this is why there is a grape motif on Hisami), Izanagi managed to flee from Yomi. He locked the passage to the underworld first with a giant rock, then, in order to clean himself of underworld's filth by bathing in river, Izanagi threw behind him his staff and clothes. The rock (Michi-gaheshi-no-oho-kami), the staff (Kunado-no-kami) and some of the clothes (like trousers, Chi-mata-no-kami [yes, that's Chimata]) turned into deities whose task was to ward off and stop Yomi's evil spirits, including yomotsu-hisame, from entering mortal realm. All of them were later associated with dōsojin, whom Nareko is.
So Nareko is technically person who should be responsible for preventing Hisami from unrestrained roaming and luring people into Hell. However, Nareko is definitely bored out of her mind, her Egyptian larp is a proof of that. So I can imagine scenario in which Hisami tries to subvert Nareko into another Zanmu's enthusiastic fan, with as much romantic tension as you want.
Is it far-fetched? Yeah, sure. But I think Chimi will settle as a parent/grandparent figure for Nue and she doesn't have much else, while Ubame... pairing her with Nemuno feels way too obvious, one destroys sanctuaries, other makes them and that's it? Sannyo is completely disjointed from other yamanba. If there was actual Tenma presented, we would probably see the pairing between them (two leaders of youkai that control most of Youkai Mountain), but will Megumu, as a high-ranking tengu, be used as a substitute? I doubt this, from the mere fact of Megumu already having many pairings for a relative newhu.

>>49462979
>Hisami is ... whom Nareko is.
A bit off-topic, but have ZUN introduced Yomi to 2huverse yet or is it just part of the greater hell?
>Ubame... pairing her with Nemuno feels way too obvious
Of course! After all, yamanba society is full of raging lesbians.

>>49419289 (OP)
Fortunately you will never be a real woman so you will never experience this.

>>49456218
>"Now do you remember? Who you are? What you were meant to be?"

>>49465937
Damn, imagine if she tried to turn the entire Gensokyo into a yuri paradise.

>>49467236
Gensokyo is already canonically a yuri paradise!!!

>>49467248
You can't call it yuri paradise if not every 2hu has a lover.

>>49456218
Sensei is a cuck queen

>>49470848
Why is she like this?

You know why /u/ is dead? The people there don't like posting, they like to watch others do it!!

inb4 "be the change you want to see".

frens

>>49478021
best frens

>>49478030
love

>>49478037
adversaries

This is so cute aaaaaaaaaaa overdose of cuteness

Why do so many people in yuri threads type like trannies?

>>49481246
Sugoi Dai-chan, you're so bold!

>>49481998
Says who? Everyone hates trannies, even lesbian irl. You are confusing yurifags with futafags.

>>49483099
Every other post ITT has the same creepy attempt at sounding cute and quirky. Not to mention all the trannies on twitter who got into Touhou during covid did so because of yuri.
Maybe you're in denial.

>>49483099
>replying to bait from a newfag

>>49482007
She's showing Cirno how it's done so Cirno can do it to Suwako as an apology for freezing frogs

>>49485726
but why the fuck is Alice there?

>>49485500
Who are you quoting, tranny-kun?

All Touhous are lesbians desu. I can't imagine why anyone would think they'd go for some smelly boy when they have so many cute girlfriends to choose from.

>>49485741
Calm down, Marisa. It's just practice.

>>49481998
One of the main ways to consume yuri media is to self-insert as one of the girls so there could be some crossover

pyon pyon~

>>49489552
chubby bunny~
chubby bunny~

does Marisa actually have a harem?

>>49490315
I'm not sure if it could be called a harem, but she has two magicians, one youkai, one human and at least three fairies.

magicians (Marisa's bitches)

>>49499413
Oh yes, partners in crime, such an unexplored dynamic. Who else would count?

>>49489567
I miss when this ship used to be even more popular than Remisaku

>>49499451
which siblings ship is better, RemiFlan or SatoKoi?

>>49500365
SanghaixHourai

>>49500365
Benben and Yatsuhashi.

>>49500539
That doesn't count, they are nbr.

>>49500365
RemiFura is still the best thing ZUN has unintentionally created imho.
Which relationship is better? I'd say the Komeiji sisters truly love each other, while the Scarlets' seems either one-sided or maybe both vamps are too self-centered to be honest with each other.

>>49502594
Koishi and Satori's friendly/sisterly/motherly/romantic relationship is unbeatable. Their yuri doujins are food for the soul. Couldn't be any other way, since Koishi's the cutest 2hu ZUN has ever come up with (even if the fandom has turned her into a psychopath).

I wish I had a 2wife who would cheat on me with other 2hus (girls only!)

>>49505677
Sensei...

>>49505803
Mokou keeps getting shipped with everyone but Sensei

something for Sensei

nom nom

crack ship

>>49514555
me on the left

>>49514964
still on the left?

>>49515347
yup i'd be happy to be that stinky neet vampire pet.

>>49524459
why is yuri so violent?

>>49525494
Highest dv rate in the nation.

>>49525502
context?

do 2hus have sexual desire? Like, canonically? Has there ever been a reference to that?

>>49514555
NTR

>>49528983
Wrong thread? At least every 2hus who has offspring has it...

>>49419289 (OP)
Legal? More like le gay

le gay!

>>49535042
Green eyes and earring? This hardly counts as Marisa.

>>49535048
That's Marisa after she's tasted every woman in gaysokyo!

>>49535042
Parsee-chan...

>>49536496
It's not mixed with viagra, is it?

Yurifags… I get it now

>>49543716
Cute and canon!

>>49543716
... I don't get what you get.

>>49543721
It’s masculinity without the baggage. No cringe posturing, no insecurity, no pressure to “perform” like a trad dude or some Chad. Just someone doing something bold and loving because they care.
Like, Yuuma catches the girl, lifts her effortlessly, throws a little deadpan sass, all in all a perfect masculine moment. But because it’s a girl doing it, you’re not stuck comparing yourself or being indirectly told you suck.
It’s like: “oh… that’s what masculinity could look like. I wanna be like that.”
Yuri does this sometimes. Accidentally b*sed.

>>49543740
Imagine getting outpenised by a fucking dyke lol absolutely pathetic.

>>49543746
Some of them are literally unmatched by any man.

>>49550327
She grew so fast...

>>49555652
Mizuchi the harem protagonist accumulating yuriships like pokeballs.

>>49555816
Rare 'normal' reply from the mighty yurispammer!?

Don't die please yurifriends!

>>49569672
Five minutes before Sakuya impregnates Meiling.

>>49574170
That's not yuri, it's just masturbation.

>>49574184
Selfcest lesbian doesn't count as yuri???

>>49575963
>Selfcest
This would require clone, wouldn't it? In Banki case kissing her head is like Kogasa making out with her umbrella.

>>49577097
>This would require clone, wouldn't it?
Not really. In Banki's case, it's unclear whether the head can think independently. In my headcanon, she can create a temporary personality for it and enjoy her time.
>Kogasa making out with her umbrella.
Not a selfcest.

>>49584156
toxic yuri

>>49584156
John looks so sweet and innocent asleep...
Boy, what a contrast!

>>49588728
Stop calling her John.

this thread is gay
bye

>>49592521
Make me, fgt

>>49592613
See you next week!

You can hug Jackalman

no u

>>49578638
>In my headcanon, she can create a temporary personality for it and enjoy her time.
I'm sorry, but that feels like a masturbation with added roleplaying to me. It's almost pathetic for Banki to play with her heads, when she has access to two interesting girls at the very least.

>>49598757
>she has access to two interesting girls at the very least.
The one on the left will drown her in the trench, while the other one stinks no matter how much she bathes.

>>49419289 (OP)

>>49602473
men on the left

>>49602473
me on the left

the classic

>>49605439
Double suicide!?

>>49605439
90% of reimari depictions do absolutely nothing for me, it's always so tender and delicate and it's fucking boring
Reisanny though, that shit does it for me.

>>49608360

>>49620743
Why did Lunarians like this?

>>49624043
this is how you maintain a pure gene

>>49626111
after all, yuri is the purest form of love!

>>49419289 (OP)

>>49629431
The titty rapist and the hell raven~

>>49419289 (OP)
Buddhism won.

>>49655282
That's feminism.

>>49659436
Wrong it's Yurism.

>>49662260
Not canon lol.

>>49662265

chuuu~

>>49419289 (OP)

Gappy aggression.

>>49680609
I love girls kissing

>>49605439
>"It might seem a little out of character of me to say this, but..."
>"Those bygone days..."
>"Every single one..."
>"...They were my irreplaceable treasure."

>>49686739
who is kissing Miko?
>Saki
fucking horsefucker

>>49686919
She had no choice because only Saki could satisfy her.

>>49686959
She likes that horse cock, doesn't she?

>>49687477
This is a yuri thread not a futa thread.

>>49688854
They are not mutually exclusive.

the battle couple

>>49691846
Which one wears the condom?

>>49691858
your mom

>>49691858
It's obviously Marisa, she has big futa dick energy

>>49691925
But Marisa gets knotted by Enoko

>>49691965
She swings both ways.

>>49691965
>Enoko
She's a quickshot btw.

>>49697087
Marisa on the other hand...

>>49699506
True. You don't get a yuri harem unless your futa cock can pack a good punch.

Can you fucking antiyuri haters go back to your futa thread

futabroken

>>49703307
>antiyuri
wut???

>>49703320
F*taposters are bad actors posting in bad faith trying to push hetcuckery piv sex into yuri appreciators or trying to smear yurifriends as being troons.

>>49703357
You write a lot like someone who might post on X, the everything app.
Me thinks you might be the bad actor, trying to cause conflict in this already small, marginalized and dejected community of /jp/ people who like to watch girls make love to each other(with or without penises attached).

>>49703371
Been here longer than you, Muhammed.

>>49703382
Stop derailing the thread.

>>49703384
Post yuri then! Actual yuri!

>>49703386
It's only true yuri if at least one of the girls has a cock

>>49703386
>Post yuri then! Actual yuri!
he says while posting 3 canon futahus

The spiteful attempts at ruining yurithreads continues...

>>49703395
What are you talking about and why do you only post samples, poser?

Can you fags do your little raid with less obvious tactics?

>>49703395
Merry is futacoded thobeit

I wish I could be new again and not recognise the yurispammer on sight.

Disregard shitposting, post cute homosexuals.

>>49703404
Merry is peak fertility
Renko, on the other hand, just screams futahu. She probably spends long periods of time in a dark room whacking off to creepshots she took of Merry.

Do you prefer your yurihus with or without balls?

>>49703244
who does Mokou care about more? Hime or Sensei?

>>49704808
Keine has that beast cock, the lunarians meanwhile...

>>49704908
Kaguya will not disappoint with her sweetest and pure Kagussy. She was always ready to be eaten out by her rival.

>>49703244
Pure and canon.

>>49704010
Both is good.

>>49710701
Ghost futa, my favorite!

cute!!!!

>>49710701
Satori do something. Please!!!

Forbidden fruit.

>>49714198
whose blood was it?

>>49711816
Canon btw

>>49714200
Given it's Yukari who provides them their human food I would guess it's from some suicidal virginal maiden.

>>49711816
Do not bully Orin!

Feels good to go into threads and see sapphics overtaking jaypee.

>>49715810
Everyone loves futa all of a sudden.

Wait, yurifags like futa?

>>49714198
Where is Remi's huge cock? This must be a doctored image.

>>49716468
Yurifriends have always loved futa, it is synonyms with yuri.

>>49716468
Why not? After decades of jerking off to straight porn, it gets boring.

>>49714283
>fujoshi blood
eeewwwww

>>49716468
No, futa isn't yuri, it's just a couple people have been trying to push that everywhere lately.

>>49716682
You're the only one here who doesn't like futa.

All me btw.

Thread smells like fish

>>49716721
When there's an active futanari thread and you come here to force it on the yuri thread you make it very obvious you're not posting futa in good faith.

>>49716747
But that is a non-yuri futa thread. This is a yuri futa thread.

>>49716747
How is it forced if most people in the thread accept it?

>>49716747
it's a bit rich for a yuriposter to talk about posting a fetish in bad faith

Ignore the weirdo, post cute sapphic futanari(real yuri)!

>>49716757
It's kind of funny how this seems to be the yurispammer's weakness.

>>49716478
Why should Remi flash her cock in front of her sister?

futa has its place. but i like my girls to be delicate flowers

>>49716884
Because it's hot.

>>49717134
Why is she looking at her like that? Is she planning a robbery?

>>49718673
she is planning to Master Spark Reimu in the ass the next time they duel

>>49718617
Flan is not impressed. She has a 3 times bigger one.

>>49718748
Nah, your brain is rotten for having read too many doujins. Comparing a sword to a spear is like comparing a pistol to a rifle. Spears even have a longer reach advantage than the large Zweihänder sword.
The imouto's tiny sword/wand can't compare to Remilia's Gungnir.

>>49718832
How is Flan is going to top Remilia if she is so small?

>>49720781
Cute friends.

>>49721494
>How is Flan is going to top Remilia if she is so small?
She will use her ability to give Remilia the ultimate CBT

>>49721506
Nooo, she should love and respect the mistroos.

>>49722526
How about loving, respectful yuri futa CBT?

>>49722532
How CBT can be loving and respectful?

>>49720781
gigantic horse cock

>>49721494
>friends.
with benefit!

>>49725945
Yachie is so lucky.

>>49699506
...lasts for hours.

>>49721494
>how is flan going to top Remilia if she is so small?
You lack vision
https://exhentai.org/s/52fb458e92/3197809-6

>>49731889
H-hot.

>>49731909
Who's gonna be the pregnant one tho? It was unprotected 2hu seggs after all.

>>49731889
H-hot.

>>49731909
Who's gonna be the pregnant one tho? It was unprotected 2hu seggs after all.

>>49735104
>>49735100
Cute friends.

>>49735093
>>49735089
Scarlet gay mansion indeed.
Do only Scarlet sisters like men?

>>49735936
Flan has three gf (Remi, Okina and Yuuma).

>>49736003
Remi has seven: Patchy, Sakuya, Meiling, and Flan (4 of a kind)

>>49736963
>Koakuma is not Remiliasexual / Remilia does not find Koakuma worthy her love
It is touhover.

>>49731909
That's cheating.

Can't wait for the next yuri futa thread!

futa won

Nah

>>49742183
true

>>49742194
truest true

>>49742194
Marisa pounding Reimu in the ass with her gigantic, throbbing, pulsating futapenis! I love yuri!

>>49742293
Sorry sister, both of them are biologically female.

>>49742318
Biologically female with giant cocks, yes, that's what futa is.

>>49742325
No? That's what we call a tranny.

>>49742331
Trannies are male, what are you talking about?

>>49742348
Girls don't have penises either, and the closest thing to that are trannies irl, so yeah, you basically like trannies.

>>49742362
Except they are actually female. You're just a schizo

>>49742372
And you a giant homo who likes big penises. Checkmate, yuri wins.

holy futabroken

Have a good week, yuribros and futabros! Until we meet again.

>>49419351

>>49742470
Literally no one cares about Tokiko. He can have her.

See you next thread

>>49743015
bye anon