Acknowledged!

>>49529482 (OP)
I was wondering where Hatatefags went.

>>49529510
I'm here!!!

sneezna

kourindou

How tricky would it be to make Hatate acknowledge a human as her boyfriend?

>>49532418
First step is actually meeting the shutin tengu.

>>49532427
And step two?

>>49532481
I think we should focus on step one first.

>>49532481
Hatate seems the least likely to object to an interspecies relationship of all the tengu. Woo her like a normal girl.

>>49532541
>seems the least likely to object to an interspecies relationship of all the tengu
That would be Aya and it's not even close, for both human and other youkai suitors. Hatate is way more tengu-centric in her worldview. Even though she dislikes the current tengu hierarchies, her focus is much more firmly on her own species. I wouldn't be surprised if Hatate misinterpreted your advances due to not fathoming possibility of tengu romancing human in the first place.

>>49532638
Aya only hangs around humans to get piped by strangers. Don't mistake wanting to get her holes plugged for being open to romance! She treats humans like pets. Hatate is much nicer and is far more likely to fall for a romantic male.

>>49532799
>She treats humans like pets
>hangs around humans to get piped
I don't recall that part of Touhou Project.

>>49532799
>Don't mistake wanting to get her holes plugged for being open to romance!
Very sentimental to story of pure romance for supposed... Ugh. I can't even force myself to type that when thinking about tengu.
I'm not saying that Hatate is inaccessible. Aya will probably reject you due to her being very proud, but she mingles enough with non-tengu and more importantly humans to treat them more cordially in comparison to other tengu. Hatate keeps distance while still being proud, like a tengu should be.
Perhaps Hatate would be more likely to accept than Aya, once she acknowledges human as a possible suitor, but I think this would be a big hurdle. If I were you, interested in purple reporter, I would bet on her competitive rivalry with Aya in terms of newspapers and try to present myself as a valuable information source about happenings in the Human Village. Might still not succeed, mind you, if Hatate finds information about Village as dull.

>>49532418
Hatate is perfectly happy to have many human boyfriends.

>>49533224
I don't know why anons get angry when they see a post like this. I mean, Gensokyo is already an abnormal, isolated world where most of the population is youkai. This is an inevitable occurrence, and there is no way to stop it.

>>49536038
>where most of the population is youkai
>>49533224
>many human boyfriends
>>49536038
>This is an inevitable occurrence
Back to math class, Cirno.

i want to cage her and reply to every single one of her posts with green text until her hearts stops beating because thats what birds do

>>49533224
I want to watch.

>>49533224
Hatate doesn't have BOYfriends, she only dates girls! And girl tengu!

>>49532233
God what a pitslut. Reimu must have tengu blood in her, the resemblance is uncanny.

baggoi!!! :DDDD

>>49538851
Watch what?

>>49533224
I don't think this as true.
think about it, even if one consider this, hypothetically, wouldn't it go against her desire to improve and strengthen relations between crow and wolf tengu? how would she play this diplomatic role and also hoard human men, while wolf tengu have to share a communal husband?

>>49544803
You're not fooling anyone, Aya.

slutty

Would you?

Hatate is a virgin

>>49556029
But of course, with love and care. Only some kind of homosexual wouldn't jump at the bit to feel what 10gu lips feel like.

>>49556083
Not anally after I am done.

>>49560903
>But of course, with love and care. Only some kind of homosexual wouldn't jump at the bit to feel what 10gu lips feel like.
This Anon has a soul not only pure, but shining in the dark.

>>49560937
>but shining in the dark.
What does a glowie do in this thread?

>>49560937
That's either a huuuge pocky stick, or I'm about to get my eye poked out.

>>49563143
Wrong! she definitely doesn't want to stick it to your funny place.

tate

She's cute

Megumu acting out of kindness or self-preservation here?

>>49574458
Aya seems to enjoy it.

>>49563143
Do you not know what foreshortening is, anon?

Hattie is a hottie.

>>49529482 (OP)
Hatate would be amazing for a pump and dump. You could shower her in compliments and affection and she'd be all over you. Then you just get her pregnant and disappear from her life forever.

>>49575256
Please take responsibility. Do not abandon the tater.

>>49575256
There is a better way...

>>49575301
Hatate wouldn't do this.
The other tengu on the other hand.....

>>49575256
>>49575270
>>49575525
Personnaly I would just steal the egg and raise the child myself.

Hatate would also be amazing for NTR. You could start a wonderful blossoming relationship with her and promise to be faithful to each other for the rest of your lives. Then one day you come home from work and the entire local basketball team is queueing up outside your bedroom as one by one they take their turns inseminating her.

>>49575256
Kappa
>>49575301
Oni
>>49575525
Tanuki
>>49577105
Kitsune
>>49575270
Human

>>49577126
T*ngu

>49577105
Sad this was such a kuso post, it was a nice picture.

>>49579023
Cute! Monogamous! Faithful! Marriage material! Lots of kids (all of which are her husband's)! Hatate! Good! Cute!!!

>>49579049
>husband's
*wife's

>>49579049
>husband's
*husbands'

>>49529482 (OP)
I hate tengu but she's one of the good ones.

There is no good tengu, though.

>>49584745
>>49584757
Neither of you is one of the good ones among humans!

>>49584832
Why not? Hatate also dislikes tengu society.

>>49584836
Not a single tengu likes tengu society either, it's not about that. But just because every tengu has its own, bigger or smaller, issues with how their society works, doesn't mean they will allow some human outsiders to trash on the whole specie.

>>49584850
"We suck and we all know that we suck but you're not allowed to say that we suck."
No wonder tengu keep sucking and never change.
>its
Now that's rude.

>>49584868
I'm convinced tengu society is a satire of Japan.

>>49584868
>"We suck and we all know that we suck but you're not allowed to say that we suck."
That's what happens when you deal with youkai known first and foremost for being prideful. Also >>49584881, there certainly some undertones like that. Remember article in AFiEU about taking bathtube of sake to drink after work?
>Now that's rude.
That's what happens when you let your mothertongue's grammar bleed into your English...

>>49584850
Youkai Mountain, or United States?
Maybe those two should acknowledge they have much in common, and start dating already.

>>49529482 (OP)
Hatate likes it small.

>>49529482 (OP)

captcha jphu

>>49529482 (OP)
Chronic Masturbator.

>>49590398
Not to mention stalker

>>49589849
Why does she always consider mine inadequate then?

>>49591164
Because there's small and then there's microscopic (yours).

I think she'd be one of the better wives in Gensokyo.

>>49596425
Just make sure to not piss her off

>>49600558
I've always loved how her hips look on this picture

>>49601195
Agreed. I'd let her in. People say don't stick your dick in crazy, but I wish any woman would be so in love with me that she attempts to break into my house. I don't really have the kinda personality that attracts obsession like that, though.

>>49601243
I have always liked the fanon interpretation that she is obsessive hikkikomori yandere as much as it's not canon.
Kind of shame that you don't see these kind of interpretations anymore....

>>49601656
>yandere
She doesn't have enough brain cells for that.

>>49606958
Now that's just mean

smug tengu girls need correction

>>49609467
Which part of her needs to be corrected? If it works, don't fix it.

>>49609499
>If it works, don't fix it.
Well considering it's Hatate, I'd say the whole thing needs correcting in that case.

>>49611747
How can you fix perfection?

>>49612076
She needs to undergo extensive training to reach "perfection".

>>49613980
She has been by me.

>>49611747
Hatate isn't that bad, she has some positive qualities too.

>>49612076
>>49622071
Anons, the joke is that she hates working.

later hatater

>>49623503
Hey, I'll have you know that being a NEET is a hard job

The best thing about being Hatate's husband is the post-coital cuddling. It's true that LaMarcus often remains in the bed as well after he's done satisfying her, but it's still an intimate experience nonetheless. (Hatate always goes in the middle, otherwise that would be gay.)

>>49626286
Why are you like this?

>>49627054
Just ignore

>>49627054
report and ignore

>>49601243
the following pics are the bird babytrapping you

Daily reminder to stick your dick in crazy.

>>49631100
"Oh no guys it's super scary that this hot youkai woman is obsessed with you and wants your child." What causes this disorder?

>>49631956
there are severe downsides to a superhumanly strong, mentally unstable creature with attachment issues making herself your problem
obsession is only hot until its directed at squarely at you

>>49632077
Human women are bad enough, but youkai? Shudder…

>>49632077
Only for the weak, I am the obsessive strong being when it comes to any human woman. A yokai roping me into an obsessive romance is a dream. For me its about trust, not boundaries.

>>49631956
The lack of appreciation for courage and wonder. When monsters passed into fantasy, we stopped having heroes as well.
>>49632077
The correct answer is to respond with an obsession of your own. If she burns to hot to be quenched, then why not at least make your combined blaze beautiful while you throw yourself to her?

>>49632077
If you think that her being able to pin you down and having her way with (you) anytime she wants is not hot, you might be gay, anon.

Hatate could become a streamer or vtuber and enjoy an easy life.

>>49636279
Ah yes, this mentally stable girl becoming a streamer.
Seems like a great idea, what could possibly go wrong?

>>49636279
There is a small problem, in Gensokyo the only potential watchers will be girls.

>>49636802
So maybe male tengu have live2d avatars of Village men and fanciful depictions of Outside World males, raking in donations of sake and dragon gems from lonely tengu females?

>>49636802
But all the girls in Gensokyo are into girls!

>>49636802
She could get more viewers from the greater hell. Its diverse demographics offer many opportunities.

cute wings

autosaged? rip hatate

>>49649852
But why ?

>>49649852
That's not how it works on /jp/... Nice to see new blood, lol.

>>49650048
Mods are trying to kill her thread again.

Summer with Hatate!

Walking along the beach with Hatate as she checks out guys and openly flirts with them in front of me! She'll only take the best back to our hotel room...

>>49657209
s/guys/girls/g

>>49662243

>>49662399
A virgin maiden shouldn't be posed like that!

>>49662404
You know, she doesn't have to be a virgin forever.

>>49662414

>>49662418
Powerful picture.

>>49662418
Aya must be jealous!

>>49663181
Don't worry, I will make sure that isn't the case.

>>49663240
Aya, you're not doing yourself any favor by posing in your friend's thread to appear more popular.

Hatate is overheating.

>>49671075
more like overeating LOL

>>49671098
LOL what a fatass

>>49671098
>>49671109
Stop samefagging, Aya.

>>49529482 (OP)
Nack

>>49636773
Would Hatate turn into a lolcrow?

>>49676797
I'm not sure if she would go that far, but I don't think that she would be good at handling criticism.

>>49677450
Have faith in her, dude. She'll be a perfecr role model for the next generation of tengus!

>>49671576
Tengu are simply the type to corvidpeck, in their nature...

>>49636773
Ah Tatangel-chan~ I'm gonna coach her to be the best streamer ever!?

>>49681857
Don't believe this anon, Hatate. He wants to turn you into a CrowFans whore.

Hatate footjob....

>>49682165
>CrowFans
How do you access that as a guy from the Outside World?

>>49683713
You need to subscribe to a hidden network service called Gensonet. Further information can be found at gensonet.yuka.ri.

>>49686525
I love the doujins by that artist

extra purple hatata

Lewd summer birb

>>49696905
Too big.

>>49697120
No such thing

>>49697166
She has them small, at least according to CDS.

BOO!

>>49702000
こわい　こわい

>>49705148
hatate only wear sexy panties, i'm not disappointed.

Aya really is not a good friend is she?

>>49708892
she's not a friend at all. she's a rival!

>>49708905
Hatate needs no friends!

>>49697198
she has them pretty big, according to AFiEU

>>49712553
>AFiEU
FAKEST news.

>>49712544
But she does need (you)

>>49712944
I did it for money, though.

tate....

>>49712553
I'm going to make this birdy sing

>>49717376
*CAW CAW CAW*

Hoetate

Moetate

>>49724513
no

>>49729106
yes

>>49729122
No, moe was a mistake.

>>49729140
touhou is built on moe, you baka.

>>49729157
no u

Fuck the journalist!

>>49529482 (OP)

Goodnight, sweet princess.

>>49744930

>>49745131
WAKE UP YOU USELESS TENGU

sleepytate is cute

>>49754230
Agreed

>>49754230
It's also easier when you wanna do it without consent.

>>49754298
i would sniff her all over. and she would never know!

>>49754316
Don't forget to start from her feet!