Fun fact: my wife is a bunny rabbit. Ain't that neat.

>>49540040 (OP)
>fake ears
Fraud

>>49540368
They're as real as a unicorn's horn, and I have a unicorn horn belt

>>49540040 (OP)
why did you marry a youkai
kill yourself

>>49540040 (OP)
Does she have PTSD?
Does she sometimes wake up in the middle of the night, screaming and covered in sweat?

>>49542573
Yes when she is on top of me she does that. I was wondering why she did that.

>>49540040 (OP)
Why didn’t you marry her hotter coworker, anon

>>49543506
That's not PTSD!

>>49543564
if you find her hot, why don't YOU marry her?

>>49540040 (OP)
Udon a cute

>>49543564
I'm not feeling like babysitting a juvenile yook man.

>>49543564
Whoops wrong pic.

>>49543602
Soon, I’m proposing tomorrow. Fingers crossed she accepts
>>49543608
More for me then

>>49543564
Why would I marry my sex-friend?

>>49543603
Why does this rabbit have fangs? She a vampire or something?

>>49543628
Eirin gave her some experimental medicine

I wanna touch her big, distracting....bunny ears

>>49543640
Tiger mom bunny.

>>49543608
you've fallen for her disguise
she is an elder hag

>>49540040 (OP)
Do you breed her like rabbits though?
>>49540368
She had to amputate her ears because of the war, please understand

>>49544818
The war she ran from before it even started?

>>49543608
Why'd you marry the egocentric, bitter rabbit instead of the well respected leader of the earth bunnies then?

i've concerns about this rabbit

>>49540040 (OP)
Your wife is racist bro.

>>49544875
She's a leader ? I though she was someone's child.

>>49543625
This.
Tewi rabbit = made for quick, rough, pleasurable sex.
Reisen rabbit = made for a lifetime of love and affection.
Get your rabbits right!

>>49545202
Tewi is the BUNNY BVLL to Reisen's happy marriage, tricking husband-kun into creampieing her every day!

>>49545237

>>49545202
What about the blue one?

>>49545251
I'm so mad this artist stopped doing 2hu doujins and we never got any real conclusion to the boyfriend cheating on reisen with tewi stuff
we kept getting hints that reisen was opening up a bit more to sex with him and then it never went anywhere

>>49545711
A great friend

>>49545753
Wh-What if she wants something more?

>>49545891
I don't get it.

>>49545992
You don't get it, while Seiran doesn't get *it*.
I think it suits you both.

>>49545251
Reisen was fucking retarded in this doujin. No shit your man will cheat on you if you don't fuck him.

>>49545237
Wait, I was tricked!?

Is the key to happiness having your /jp/ buddy dress up as a bunny? and after having them sit on your lap?

>>49547622
No. /jp/sies tend to be really heavy.

>>49547622
I dunno. I dress up as a bunny but I don't have any /jp/ friends

>>49547690
I'm okay with that, more to hold on to.

>>49547745
you can be my friend anon!

>>49547767
woo hoo!!!

>>49547745
I'll be your friend as long as gay stuff isn't involved.

>>49547847
And so the friendship ended before it could start.

>>49547861
Touhou has so many attractive girls. How can a /jp/sie spend so much time looking at them, and then decide that he wants so have sex with men?

Why are we talking about gay sex in the bunny thread.

>>49548072
>>49548207
Because this site is filled with lonely cocksucking faggots who cant even afford to pay a junkie for fagsex.

>>49548072
Would it be better to imagine yourself as a defenseless bunny being impregnated by a futa Kaguya?

>>49548314
I'd rather imagine myself Reisen's defenceless boywife who has a train run on him every day from every futa bunny in Eintei including Reisen.

>>49548314
What about you imagine yourself having sex with girls? Isn't that much better?

>>49548320
>has a train run on him every day from every futa bunny in Eintei
Reisen is a NTRfag?

>>49548346
But being dommed by Kaguyacock sounds wild.

>>49548346
Technically NTR is about losing your partner, this is just a harem scenario.

>>49548072
Because I want to dress up as a rabbit and get filled up by someone also dressed up as a rabbit and only men can fill people up.
Is that a crime?

>>49549809
>Is that a crime?
It should be.

>>49550417
Why?

>>49550437
Because fagsex is bad, and it's worse when you do it in my bunny thread, if you want to get fucked in the ass so bad at least do it on the dedicated faggotlord threads hint: /jp/hu and their 'stealth' threads.

Hey frenchie, feel free to put the gays in their place but leave my futabros out of it, okay?

>>49549809
Back to /trash/ you go. Go on. Back to where you belong.

>>49550586
I made this thread though.
>>49550635
Maybe cry a little harder?

>>49551144
No luck on /trash/? Grim... I think it might be over for you.

>>49551153
The crying is an improvement, but still not enough to make me "go back" to a place I've never been...

>>49551144
>I made this thread though.
>>49540040 (OP)
>Fun fact: my wife is a bunny rabbit.
>>49549809
>Because I want to dress up as a rabbit and get filled up by someone also dressed up as a rabbit and only men can fill people up.
Please, just add some indication that this would be a futa thread next time, OP. It will save headaches to both those that want and don't want this subject.

>>49551215
The topic simply came up naturally. Other people are out of my control.

>>49551167
Dude if you wanted a gaysex thread you could just make one instead of turning the bunny thread into it.

>>49551230
But I'm the one posting bunnies in the bunny thread and you're the one both not posting bunnies and crying in the bunny thread.
I see one clear problem here and it's not me.

I can't believe OP is in fact a cock-loving faggot... well I say this but at least he won't have to learn what the fuck is a Fibonacci sequence like I have to do, at least 85 of my grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-kids are expecting children, this is what I get for having a bunny wife.

>>49551167
Oh SHIT! HE TROLLING HARD SON HE SLANGING REEL GOOD! AWWWWWW SHIT!

>>49540040 (OP)
my wife is a magician!

>>49550437
Homos are gross and they don't go to Gensokyo after they die.
Also, all 2hus hate fags.

>>49548346
Reisen is a NTRfag
Checks out

>>49551689
>literally the gayest franchise on earth
>"all 2hus hate fags"
lol. lmao

Only cute girls are accepted to be gay
You gross fat niggers are disgusting faggots

>>49551863
>the gayest franchise on earth
Huh? Any and all relationships and marriages that we know about or have seen teased have been regular ones. Moonies? Husbands. Kosuzu? Wants a boy. Parsee? Husband. Junko? Husband. Yuki-onna? Known to marry men. And so on.

I don't know about hating homos, but very clearly most 2hus who are interested in a relationship, or are in one, are heterosexual.

>>49552246
congrats, you win the most retarded nigger award

>>49552276
Say that to my face and not online and see what happens, motherfucker

>>49552246
B-uu-ttt...but mah headcanon.

>>49551732
That looks highly unprofessional.

Bun

>>49552863
What are you talking about?? It’s the correct way to apply the medicine anon

>>49558238
I'm scared nurse, holy shit. That needle looks too pointy. I think i need a bag, nurse; i can't do this, let me out of here. Please, someone help me! I'm going to die! Hyeeeee!

I am going to go insane without this rabbit in my life

>>49558613
You’ll be fine. Now get up, it’s time for your suppository

>>49540368
they are real, they just got ripped off in one particularly vicious combat and had to be nailed back

>>49551689
>>49552222
let me guess, you heard on reddit that 4chan is le epic right wing hang out and you can say faggot here without getting banned, so you arrived here with your forced homophobia mistakenly thinking you're in the right place?
When did you even get into touhou, 2024? Or are you not actually into touhou just hunting for faggotry on unrelated boards?
GO. BACK.

>>49568275
Dilate, ugly

>>49568275
I wouldn't have a problem with fags like you if your kind didn't post crossdressing gay porn on the board.
>le
I wonder why you tourists love this word so much.
>When did you even get into touhou, 2024?
A year or two after the Bad Apple video came out.
I'd post some earlier scores, but I don't have my old hard drive anymore.

>>49568347
So as a joke, I went to my friend's house while wearing Reisen's rabbit ears and uniform. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said, "Yup."
He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted, "Oh God, Reisen!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.
His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me, "Why did we do that? Now I'm totally gay." But he looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Reisen."

>>49568275
honest question if my mans and them are making money with chall niggas and chall niggas is getting bread from them cats from off the corner my question is where do i find parking nigga?

>>49568498
me (reisen) and who

There is already a whole board about buggery and crossdressing, why don't you post there?

>>49568970
Me, cutie

what do you think her ears feel like to the touch?

>>49570291
fuzzy and extremely twitchy

A bune with a bune!!!

Fusu's latest work is Reisen getting fucked doggystyle and calling herself Anon's bitch . Hot shit.

>>49576706
I find his work too repetitive to enjoy.

Reisen is a fraud!

Why do people like Reisen? Don't they know she's a racist, a mind control rapist, a shota molester, a date rape drugger, and likes to bully people?

>>49540040 (OP)
Seeing her outfit irl was cool

>>49583461
That's so pretty. I cosplay Reisen but just a pretty boring, bland outfit made in China. I'd strangle someone for that.

>>49584070
>I cosplay Reisen
Let me suck your cock dude.

>>49584091
You have to cosplay Tewi though

>>49584091
>>49585514
Get a room you two.

>>49584091
>>49585514
/jp/ - Japanese Culture.

>>49583415
WIFE

moon rabbit is CUTE

>>49583415
I don't like Reisen, I like Reisen's body.
I can only see her as an onahole.

>>49584070
What's wrong with it? It doesn't look too bad.

>>49584070
Ignore this post >>49590447
I read yours VERY wrong.

>>49583461
NEEEED

Fun fact: Reisen's butt cheeks are very loud during doggystyle

>>49598213
Buddy it's noisy when she walks.

>>49598231
because of how loud her farts are

>>49543610
Miss Yagokoro looks like she'd melt away if you would hug her and then, once in your arms, hesitate or refuse to let go again.

>>49540040 (OP)
She can also rape your mind with her eyes

>>49540368
Didn't she lose her real ears to the war.

>>49552222
Based quads of truth
>>49568275
Awful post.

>>49552222
>>49608174
Cute and canon, yurifriends!

>>49603826
What does it feels like? Asking for a friend.

>>49551732
Is she trying to shove her boob up her ass?

>>49583415
They do, and that's why they like her.

>>49608174
Very cute bunny

>>49540040 (OP)

>>49628558
bunbun giving you chocolate (drugged)!

>>49540040 (OP)
Mine too!

Rabbit made for anal sex

Doc rabbit

I feel thinking about rape when I see sexy Reisen pictures.

>>49644674
This but getting mindfucked and raped.

>>49632960
devious creature

>>49540040 (OP)
Fun fact: OP's bunny wife is my side chick. It's really neat

rabbit

>>49644674
Me too. I don't know what it is, but Reisen is probably the most rapeable Touhou character. Might have something to do with her appearance coupled with her early personality. She seems to have some disdain towards humans at first, yet she's a subordinate who can be easily commanded by the Lunarian group and fucked with by Tewi.

>>49649608
Rabbit rabbit wants to make more rabbits

dumb drug dealing rabbit!
stop doing business inside the human village!

>>49540040 (OP)
You gotta be careful because when she's ovulating she is going to drain your balls dry.
Would you like that anon?

>>49662272
rabbit looking kinda fat

>>49666843
she's smuggling a sack of rare pogs out of the human village. Kaguya specifically requested them

Useless rabbit

>>49672221
She can be my onnahole.

>>49544889
Look, all she wants is some lovin' for (You)
So go be that Mr. Husband and just do it!

>>49672221
Only good for the sex appeal

Is this the Reisen thread?

>>49691065
>>49635214

>>49540040 (OP)
Space bird!

My loli bunny wife is cuter

Don't be mean to Reisen-chan

>>49662272
A picture of 4 rabbits

>>49541656
technically moon rabbits aren't youkai

>>49698080
Why not? Doesn't she like being bullied?