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Anonymous No.49541686 [Report] >>49548403
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? I'll have you know I graduated top of my uma in the yakuza parlors, and I've been involved in numerous secret hanchans in the underground, and I have over 300 confirmed 1st places. I am trained in genbutsu warfare and I'm the top ippatsu pusher in the entire JP mahjong community. You are nothing to me but just another ron. I will wipe you the fuck out with targeting the likes of which has never been seen before on this seat, mark my fucking points. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the table? Think again, toimen. As we speak I am assembling my concealed daisuushii across my hand and your draws are being traced right now so you better prepare for the tsumo, maggot. The yaku that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your score. You're fucking chombo, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can call your tiles in over seven hundred ways, and that's just by chii. Not only am I extensively trained in riichi combat, but I have access to the entire list of yaku of the Japanese Professional Mahjong League and I will use it to its full extent to all last your riichi nomi off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what tenhou your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have folded your fucking hand. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will renchan fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking furiten, kiddo.
Anonymous No.49541703 [Report] >>49541803
nice try, but i've read akagi and ten. now muh john hold no secret for me.
Anonymous No.49541803 [Report]
>>49541703
>mfw i have no face
Anonymous No.49544732 [Report] >>49544828 >>49547504
Mah Jong is bigger than yours
Anonymous No.49544828 [Report]
>>49544732
Wanna look at mah Jong instead? It's huge.
Anonymous No.49547504 [Report]
>>49544732
Anonymous No.49547531 [Report] >>49550014
It all returns to dicks.
Anonymous No.49548403 [Report]
>>49541686 (OP)
JANKI-SAN
ON MY /jp/?

Superb thread
Anonymous No.49550014 [Report]
>>49547531
All players are talking about is having big strong hands, what else do they need them for?
Anonymous No.49551440 [Report]
Anonymous No.49554578 [Report] >>49555391
Anonymous No.49555391 [Report]
>>49554578
No, Kiryu-chan, beating up your opponents with the table is not a valid move