Thread #49570946 - /jp/

Thread 49570946 - /jp/ [Archived: 1088 hours ago]

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 11:30:25 AM No.49570946

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Show her the proper respect! And start by saying her proper name, which is...

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Anonymous

6/15/2025, 11:32:53 AM No.49570956

Cetacea mammaries

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 11:38:12 AM No.49570978

>>49570946 (OP)
It depends on whether you're talking to your mother or not.

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 11:42:48 AM No.49570993

Child bearing hips

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 11:49:04 AM No.49571009

Miyoi-chan!

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 11:53:03 AM No.49571015

>>49570946 (OP)
Tits McGee

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 11:55:02 AM No.49571019

>>49570946 (OP)
Paizuriwife

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 1:04:42 PM No.49571167

>>49570946 (OP)
I forgot...

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 1:10:45 PM No.49571189

>>49570946 (OP)
IKENAIDA PAIYOI!!!

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 1:29:28 PM No.49571272

>>49570946 (OP)
Eye candy!

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 1:42:10 PM No.49571342

>>49570946 (OP)
whatever it is, just don't talk to your mother about her...

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 3:04:17 PM No.49571752

>>49570946 (OP)
Weird looking Satori!

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Anonymous

6/15/2025, 3:42:34 PM No.49571929

>>49571752
Satori doesn't have a pet miniature whale. Idiot.

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Anonymous

6/15/2025, 3:43:51 PM No.49571937

>>49571929
she would if she could

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Anonymous

6/15/2025, 4:03:04 PM No.49572034

>>49571937
She can't. All of them are in the Former Hell of Blood Pools.

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Anonymous

6/15/2025, 4:09:51 PM No.49572070

>>49572034
Former Hell has Blazing Fires and Blood Pools at the very least, both relics of when it was Hell proper. I wouldn't discount possibility that some remnants of cold narakas are down there too. Satori would need to just transport heat from reactor to melt ice there and she could get her private aquarium big enough for whales.

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 4:18:39 PM No.49572131

>>49570946 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmi2QAMqHiY

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 1:53:21 AM No.49574509

/jp/ is so disrespectful...

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 2:34:08 AM No.49574606

I was teaching my Mom about Touhou characters and accidentally said I wanted to motorboat whaletits' massive cetacean milkers.

I messed up real bad

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 5:01:15 AM No.49574941

>>49570946 (OP)
uhh, 給仕華仙?

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 5:02:37 AM No.49574945

>>49570946 (OP)
Slampig (whale).

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 5:43:53 AM No.49575023

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>>49570946 (OP)

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 6:28:11 AM No.49575117

>>49570946 (OP)
Oji-san rapist.

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Anonymous

6/16/2025, 3:24:48 PM No.49576438

>>49575117
There is nothing indicating that geidontei regulars aren't wizard-buddies.

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Anonymous

6/16/2025, 3:38:51 PM No.49576518

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>>49576438
They're male villagers, anon.
On the off-chance they haven't lost their first load to a fairy flash mob in their preteens, they'd need to spend their entire life avoiding shrine maiden oneesans, stray hags, and the perpetual threat of lewd pink around every corner.
There's just no way for any of them to survive with their virginity intact, which is why Fortune Teller was forced to turn himself into a youkai through an elaborate plan involving death instead of just becoming a magician like women do.

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Anonymous

6/16/2025, 3:45:15 PM No.49576563