/jp/hu is reclining

Bros, Yuuka (my wife) wants a solo vacation to Kenya. Should I let her go?

this is your new master, /jp/hu

>>49571990
how will she goes in the outside world ? are you stupid ????????

>>49572019
My master is dead?

>>49571990
Of course, let her boyfriends take care of her

>>49572023
Yukari will let her through. I forgot to mention that it's her who proposed the idea to my wife. Yukari says that she went there before and liked it very much.

/jp/hu is truly reclining

You meme about Yuuka and niggers ironically but did you know it's quite likely that at least one anon will actually develop a bl*cked fetish and associate black men with Yuuka because of you?

Happy miko month everynyan

Parseecosplayer ghosted his loyalest fan and then betrayed us to post his cosplay pics on 8/hu/

Why do all out heroes end up becoming traitors?

>>49572046
You could remove the "associate black men with Yuuka" part and it would be still probable someone developped only the fetish

>>49572052
103 is the devil
Parseecosplayer is Judas
But who is the antichrist?

>>49572046
Yuukabros in fucking shambles
On a side note it just confuse to average jp/sissy to see blackedyuuka here as a normal silly thing
Or maybe I'm the one that's going crazy

post more girls peeing themselves

>>49572073
I don't care how many anons spam that meme. I will forever associate Yuuka with CBT

>>49572073
>"we NEED to let /jp/ know that we're cucks!"
...haha?

post more girls shitting themselves

>>49572084
>CBT
What does that mean?

Mikosisters!!! Today, when I went to put my chastity cage on (as I always do every morning, I take it off before bed because it huwts) it fell off. I don't think it fits me anymore...
Should I buy a new one? :3

Now that more anons are around, can someone explain why the thread was so quiet yesterday?

>>49572073
jpsies can't handle our power level

>>49572103
Oh well that's easy
we were all frotting without you

>>49572103
People sleep during the night, retard

>>49572094
Cognitive Behavioural Therapy, of course.

>>49572086
Good first impressions are everything, after all

>>49572094
COCK AND BALL TORTURE

>>49572086
/jp/sies were already cucks, the satori thread had anons posting about her wanting to put (you) in a chastity cage

>>49572129
Call me crazy but i don't think chastity cages need to be a cuck thing. They can be associated with denial, sissyfication and self imposed challenges

>>49572108
>frotting
with jackalmanon

>>49572136
Death to all sissies

>>49572136
the venn diagram of people into those things is a circle

>>49572086
Wasn't there a whole meme of seijafags being literal cucks for a while on /jp/

>>49572161
Forced by one guy yeah

Initiate /jp/hu meme slopgenerator.exe

https://randomtouhougen.neocities.org/ loves https://aroceu.com/generators/kink

>>49572129
>anons
Literally one poster who gave up already. You could say /jp/sies are bottoms for futadom, this actually has some traction.

>>49572103
I left with my 6+ thread personalities, /v/hu is entirely dead because of me

>>49572185
Sumireko loves sounding.
What is sounding fetish???

>>49572185
>Wakasagihime loves obedience
>Yuugen Magan loves anal beads
>Joutouguu, Mayumi loves washing/cleaning each other
>Hinanawi, Tenshi loves masochism
Heh that last one was really spot on

>>49572211
putting things into the urethra of a penis

>>49572211
sounding is when you.. uhm... insert a metal rod into your... urethra...

please girl peeing please please please i want girl pee

>>49572185
>misumaru loves wrist restraints
any anons to back this up?

>>49572185
>Clownpiece loves genital torture
Uhhhhhhh

>>49572185
>EX Keine loves tattooing
After a bunch of randomizing
>Kamishirasawa Keine loves tattooing
What are the odds ? And why do she loves it so much ?

>>49572254
yuuka's influence keeps spreading…

I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU FUCKS
I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE

>>49572185
>Yoshika loves branding

Did Seiga teach her this?

>>49572086
Is this yuuka meme some attempt at reviving the NTR "containement" general ?

>>49572291
One guy posted interracial porn of Yuuka in the april fools /b/hu thread. Since /v/hu loves to remember the smallest, most irrelevant details, what came next was only natural

>>49572291
no, I think it's /v/hu being /v/hu as usual

>>49572313
Yeah I know about this, this was also the time where the cuck tumor was at it's most controversial on /jp/ before they decided to go somewhere else.

>>49572291
>>49572313
It was two or three of them and I wouldn't be surprised if they were in some way tied to that awful "general".

>>49572318
>cuck tumor was at it's most controversial on /jp/ before they decided to go somewhere else.
wdym the vtuber thread are still here

>>49572318
I know nothing about /jp/ outside of the onahole general, some old ERP threads that get linked from time to time and an Eiki thread i tried to make.

>>49572324
The question would be more do they love "Yuuka x BBC" or "Touhou x BBC". Because I'm sure it was the latter with the different characters that were posted. Yuuka was just unlucky because she was one of the first ones posted

>>49572336 (me)
Oh, and i forgot about an utterly autistic ai song about Chiyari taking a bath. I swear that shit was more cringe than the spongebob ai rap

>>49572324
>>49572350
They definitely were tied, they were flooding the thread with ntr of some touhous, such as yuuka or sanae and generaly trolling, couldn't stay for long when it happened but i've heard some based anon was spamming gore to fend them off.

Yes, yes, tell me more /jp/ lore

yuukabbc more like yuukapeepee lol

ayatraitor!!!!

*teleports behind /v/iggers*
Psshh, nothing personnel kiddos
*cuts you with my superior nippon steel katana 37 times*

>>49572063
YATSUBETRAYER

>>49572445
*R2 + R1*

Are we still not allowed in vee?

No

Never. You are not even allowed here

>>49572336
Eiki-sama watching me masturbating...
Judging EVERY single movement and detail...

>>49572353
>I swear that shit was more cringe than the spongebob ai rap
YOU ASSHOLES WILL NEVER STOP BRINGING THAT UP I EXPLAINED MY REASONS HOLY SHIT
I hate you closed minded jerks so much

her hat is so fucking dumb it hurts

Eiki's hat stays on

IM LOSING MY FUARKING MIND
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/131400175

I just realized why I only see 41 posts in this thread

>>49572596
f1lt3rf4g....

GET IN GET IN GER IN GET IN PLEASE >>>/v/

nvm my thread was deleted instantly

Tell me about /v/hus lore instead

FUARKKKKKKKK

>>49572736
mustardgasanon is making a marisa brapping game

>>49572728
It's beyond over
We're trapped and betrayed

/v/hu relapse

>>49572728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HloOBYPwlmU

>>49572746
At least we still have each other

>>49572736
I cum

>>49572736
My memory is very foggy, but here we go

Once upon a time...
There was meirafag, he posted meira so much it became a meme... /v/hu culture has been established...
Then there was the koisneeders and that satorifag, who challenged Meira's superiority and lost...
Then there was the superkekker, who claimed to be the superest of all the superplayers, made fun of everyone, and always started his posts with "kek"... he disappeared as fast as he appeared...
At some point the Meira's reign was getting unbearable. From among the /v/hus emerged but one hero to challenge him... his name was "ChiyuriHERO", but alas... he too had been meirabroken.

With time, Eikijanitor had gone missing, and Meira faded into the background after brutal ruthless reign on /v/hu...
Anyway, story time's over go to bed now.

>>49572712
These filters are from when I used to browse the WTC threads here. Those threads were unusable without excessive filtration.

Can someone explain how Alice and Shinki are related? I don't remember a single line of dialogue of them mentioning each other

>>49572807
It's complete headcanon. But I have a mommy fetish so I accept the headcanon as fact. And Mai is Alice's sister who I have sex with while being in a relationship with Alice.

>>49572807
Shinki said everything in Makai is her creation, ergo everyone in Makai is her daughter

>>49572807
Shinki created Makai and everyone from there. So, every makaihu is treated as her daughters. It is unknown if Alice is a Makai native or just ended up there due to her fucking around with magic, but the daughter status extends to her as well.

>>49572820
*gasp*

>>49572831
Byakuren doesn't count, she was originally just a human that got trapped and betrayed there

>>49572853

What if byakuren was TRAPPED and BETRAYED in Makai for MILLENNIUM for being immortal?

I love Byakuren
Glory to Boobaism

>>49571971 (OP)
thank you for making me laugh like that once in a while, jaypee

>>49572893
What post made you laugh? could it have been my post?

What actually happened to mspaintanon? Did he died?

>>49572939
He's obsessed with Deltarune and is drawing furry porn.

Shimmy thread killed as well there is no escape

>>49572939
I ate him

>>49572955

>>49572773
>/v/hu lore now begins with Meira
Old touhou threads stories on /v/ were truly erased from history...

Sokubros....

>>49572807
They are as related as Reimu and Yukari, or Marisa and Mima

>>49572972
I will never forget Seijafag, i know i say this a lot but it's really weird how history forgot him despite being extremely hated back then

ENOUGH
ENTER
>>>/v/712736043

>>49572989
I got banned for posting on an ick on eck thread so i can't post on /v/hu for a while

>>49572996
RESET YOUR ROUTER AND POST IN MY THREAD NOW!!

>>49572987
Does that mean everyone loved him?

>>49572989
Calling the police now

vhu is inclining

>>49572996
why woud u post there

WHICH THREAD WILL BE DELETED FIRST
YOU DECIDE

>>49573063
I r*****d both threads at the same time.

I raped both threads and now I'll rape you

MAKE ANOTHER ONE!!

>>49573063
SanaeJunk one probs
Can anyone sneak an actual gameplay thread?

>>49572939
What happened to merth?

>>49573106
WRONG

>>49573106
HELL

>>49573108
tragic, lit rally tragic x

MY THREAD WON!

>>49573100
Yeah, I'm sure making the jannies hate you even more will solve the problem.

>>49573112
I dont think they could hate us more even if they tried

>>49573111
Moral of the story:
Use PC98 characters in OP since jannies don't recognize them.

>>49573112
yes

>>49573111
I'm reporting out of spite

the futa deluge is appalingly delicious

>>49573118
WHAT DID YOU DO

aaaand I should be banned now

>>49573129
You did good soldier

>>49572046
>Implying it's an actual anon and not a discord raid
There's a group trying to install blacked generals of every otaku franchise. Go to /trash/ and you'll see that every porn general has a blacked thread too. They appeared recently

>>49572185
Cirno loves tentacles

Hisami drawing.

>>49573145
Holy bbcbroken

>>49573150
Is this your biggest grape yet?
She look really good in swimsuits

snailchouli broke you

>>49573142
Lmao I got warned for the SanaeJunko thread but not the Ellen thread
Truly a mystery how jannies work

Anon that's bestiality...

>>49573189
Why does the cat look like it was rendered on a PS1?

ENOUGH!
ENTER
>>>/v/712739592

>>49573208
Fuark

>>49573222
I was gonna say PC98 Yuuka would a be a better fit here due to her "genocide is just a game" line in MS but I think that's the protagonist of Deltarune, couldnt tell without the jaundice

PUSSY
https://files.catbox.moe/r83fcu.jpeg

>>49573244
Stop posting this picture.

>>49573208
The reason why it died was because it didn't include funny memes like jackalman and yuukabros bbc

>>49573244

>>49572185
Ringo loves tentacles.. uhh

I spilled lemonade on my pants during lunch today

>>49573255
Nah, I reported it, death to /v/hu an all you fags stand for

>>49573603
Jackalman raped the thread tho

Everywhere we go we make enemies...

Oh the misery
Everybody wants to get a 1cc

Hello I'm Yukaricosplayer, AMA

Get on your knees veehus

>>49573618
They not like us xdddddd
Mustard xddddd
A minor xddddd

>>49573631
Sumireko sexy

>>49573618
Reimu… converted by Yuuka…

>>49573618
This picture bothers me because there's not a single game in 2hu history with in-game dialogue after you beat the final boss.

>>49573650
Yuyuko...kinda

I drew Sumireko boobs

>>49573691
Proofs?

https://litter.catbox.moe/25sa3t6bnl8o60dy.png

>>49573631
Zoomer erotic

Do you think mustardgasanon would like Medicine?

>>49573791
He does.

Ad blocker stopped working on chrome...

Use firefox my nigga

>>49573934
Take the Bravepill

>>49573934
Still works for me

>>49573934
HAHAHAHAHAH YOU'RE STILL USING CHROME????

>>>/g/105533137

https://files.catbox.moe/snfgjy.mp4

>>49573992
reimufags dream of this every day

>>49573989
Currently stalking marisissy, I found some interesting stuff...
https://archived.moe/r9k/thread/79819226/

>>49573989
>bros... discord is not working... it's over... all my erp logs... like tears in rain...
>erp
Lol imagine being this gay and lonely

>>49573944
same

>>49574015
Hey wtf man what do you have against Juan???

>>49574015
Haha... couldn't be me...

Am I the only one who instintively pulls down my pants and starts masturbating when I browse /v/hu threads?

>>49574064
I can't masturbate knowing that behind the cute pictures there's a 99.9% chance it was posted by some ugly neckbeard (male).

>>49574085
everyone on the interwebz is a dog

>>49574103
>implying

>>49572185
>Renko
>Creature/alien/monster
>Ran
>Exhibitionism
Bros, I think it knows…

>>49574085
I don't know anon, have you considered the fact that these people are just like you and me? no matter how hideous a /v/hu external appearance is I know behind that face there is a cute /v/hu anon who I can still love and I can still imagine they are posting pictures of blushing 2hus in their heads while I do something with them in real life (hypothetically speaking, these are just fantasies of mine)

>>49572185
>Tsukasa loves sadism
The Machine God knows

>>49574135
Yes, but unfortunately I'm not gay. The idea of ​​a hairy ass and balls or kissing someone with a spiky beard or getting hug by someone muscular and sweaty doesn't suit my tastes.

Clown

>>49574160
What about legal shotas (who post their pics on onlyfans and twatter)?

>>49574118
Seiran if real

>>49574160
>Hairy
>Beard
Just shave/wax, it's not that hard to get a smooth face and body

>>49572050
miko is NOT TRANS!!!! SHUT UP!!!

nyaaaa mikosisters my HRT shipment just arrived :3333

>>49574280
Hey Merth, is your girlfriend that pegs you the one doing the voice acting in your GFW video or are you just that good at doing girly voices?

>>49574288
I don't get pegged and also no but it is someone who you know

I went to the chinese girl thread...

>>49574295
I knew it, i knew mspaintanon was a girl

>>49572019
Why is Jackalman banging all the thus

>>49574301

>>49574288
>GFW
Global Force Wrestling?

Now who is the one BETRAYED and FRUSTRATED rolling in bed listening to her mother enter the BONE ZONE

I'm trapped and betrayed

>Sans flirts with Toriel in front of Asgore in Undertale
>no one cares
>Sans says "i befriended your mom last night" in chapter 1
>no one cares
>Sans dances with Toriel and chats loudly with her at the end of chapter 4
>suddenly everyone cares

>>49574378
Touhou?

Who the fuck is (comic) sans
Who the fuck is ass gore
Who the fuck is torah

Eiki smells bad

>>49574380
>Yukari is a super important sage that shows up out of nowhere and does next to nothing
>everyone loves her
>Kasen is a super important sage that shows up out of nowhere and does next to nothing
>everyone wants to fuck her
>Okina is a super important sage that shows up out of nowhere and does next to nothing
>everyone hates her

>>49574403
Futaba loves her
Gaijins are too attached to Yukari

>>49574380
>Post about going to the bathroom without a Marisa picture
>Nobody cares
>Post about shitting myself with a Marisa picture
>Suddenly everyone cares

Have you checked out other /jp/ threads or are you glued to this one?

>>49574452
Nigga I been posting in /jp/ for as long as I've been posting in /v/

>>49574452
I save all my good posts for /jp/ while I give you guys my stinky heaving piles of shit :-)

>>49574411
>Futaba loves her
Futaba taste is abysmal. No joke, it's kind of disgusting the level of retardation I've seen on Futaba. It's like a weird mix of /jp/ + /u/ * /d/ + sqrt(ntr)= futa.

>>49574475
>futaba chan is one person.

>>49573145
This.

>>49573145
>go to /trash/
so you go to /trash/ often?

>>49574513
NTA but i go there sometimes for 4 different threads. One of them isn't what it used to be, one happens every blue moon, one is slow and fuck and the last one is permanently riddled with spammers. I've gone from blue board poster to red board whore and looped back to blue board poster

>>49574395
She smells perfect. I want to shove my nose deep into her cunt and take the biggest whiff of my life.

>>49573145
>recently
They been around for 5 years now. I'd agree that they appeared out of nowhere which is pretty sus
Also why would you go to /trash/? That place is pure mental illness

>>49572185
>Clownpiece gangbang
How many fairies am I about to get fucked by?

>>49574475
Dont insult Toshiaki's wife
We don't have an official wife

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49K8DDN1Y-M

>>49574475
Futaba really likes futa for some reason

I don't trust /jp/hu anymore, the last thread was very inactive because a lot of people got swept by teh janny for "offtopic posts", including me. All I did was post gyates ffs, meanwhile Maridiaper schizo is free to rampage all over the board.

Highly Responsive to Frotting
Story of Frotting Wonderland
Phantasmagoria of Frotting Dream
Frotting Land Story
Frotting Square
Embodiment of Frotting Devil
Perfect Cherry Frotting
Frotting night
Phantasmogria of Frotting View
Mountain of Frotting
Frotting Animism
Undefined Frotting Object
Frotting Desires
Double Dealing Frotting
Legacy of Lunatic Frotting
Hidden Star in Frotting Seasons
Frotting Beast and Weakest Creature
Frotting Marketeers
Unfinished Dream of all Frotting Ghost
Frotting Wonders

>>49574679
Yup yup yup

>>49574475
>went to futaba out of curiosity
>pic related is the first thing i see
maybe you are right

>>49574759
More like glory to the USA

>>49574759
Glory to THIS

I'm going to bed. Good night, Sekibankianon

>>49574679
during the hack, somebody on warosu claimed that two /jp/ jannies are confirmed trannies and one of them is maridiaper spammer, explaining why their posts don't get deleted. i have no idea where within the doxxing and leaking that this info was confirmed and i'm too lazy to check so for now i'll take it with a grain of salt

>>49574893
Sounds like complete bs lmao

>>49574759
Following this I decided to look at every OP, here they are:
PTSD Reisen, Remilia thread, Gensou Eclipse general, Satori thread, Orin thread, Joon thread (findom text), Kogasa thread, ID GETs related shitpost thread (with a Junko OP and a bunch of funny gyates), Kogasa thread 2, Fat Meiling thread, Fatchouli thread (with more Ringo replies because OP has a bunnysuit Patchouli), AI general, Futa cock size comparisons, 2hu's heights thread, Mike thread, Megumu thread, "If the outside world falls to an apocalypse, would Gensokyo be affected?", Flandre thread (with an /e/ tier OP poking fun at her young fanbase, saying "I guess elementary school kids are looking at porn these days), gluttonous Kasen thread (Not as fat focused as >>49574759), Megumu thread 2, AI thread 2, Alice thread, Remiflan thread (breast envy OP), Kogasa x Breloom TF thread, Komachi & Eiki friendly thread, Seiran & Ringo papercraft & arts general, 2hu convention thread (more showing the doujins and other stuff you got), theorycrafting thread about real life events to hold (OP cites a harvest festival with the Akis as attraction for example), Eiki thread, Underboob/Panty peek thread, Lost World general, 4koma humor thread , Shou thread, some weird /h/ zeno art Rinnosuke thread i have no idea how to describe, Miyoi's tits thread, Ass thread, Takorin Remilia thread, Yachie thread, Patchouli thread, drawfag general, Fairies/Pregnancy thread, Mai laughing thread (Mai is laughing at Toshiaki for not having a Switch 2), Toshiaki wants a Youmu GF thread (Replies keep talking about what bf Youmu would want, bunch of shitposts), Gyate general, 2hu confession thread (more lighthearted than Youmu's), skirt predation/Tsusaka thread, Nitori's tits thread, itatatata thread, Seija piss thread, Yakumo family thread, Chen thread, watercolor drawfag request thread, Koishi thread (ronery feels), Tsukasa thread 2, Tsukasa/Ran shitposting, AI General 3, Girls holding their pee thread, Era general, Era general 2, another 4koma humor thread, bikini thread, a thread jokingly bringing Yuuka because they got an ad for that Senran girl that looks like Yuuka in 2chan, Eiki scolding Toshiaki for not eating healthy (Think of it like the Kasen scolding posts from a few years ago), Flandre thread 2, fake AI general (joke to make fun of these threads), Kanako thread, Okuu's tits thread, Yamame thread, Okina shitpost thread with Toshiaki, and 2 shitpost grab-bag generals (with the yellow & red flag, pic related).
What do you think?

>>49574975
>Fairies/Pregnancy thread
brb Futaba

Gameplay thread had a good run

What's frotting?

>>49575022
what you do to your dick every day

>>49572185
Tremble!
Koishi and phonesex!

>>49572291
The NTR general died permanently since the tranny janny who was babysitting that thread disappeared, so the cucks know the thread will be derailed and spammed to death so they fucked off to 8-kun.

>>49575099

>>49575099
No, that's not how it went down.

>>49571971 (OP)
Damn dude, I can almost see her butthole. That's not nice.

>>49575137
How so?

>>49575150
The thread went over to 8 because they didn't like the /j/ leaks. They've mostly stayed there in their /d/+/trash/ board now.

>>49575154
And that's why it's called 8cuck!

Good morning /v/hus, hope everybody will have a wonderful week

You guys let the /v/ thread die while I masturbated. Do I really need to do everything?

MAI SATONO I DEMAND THAT YOU DO EVERYTHING

I'm having a foursome with Yuki, Mei and Satono.

ALICE PATCHOULI I DEMAND A CLEAN DIAPER

>>49574893
Maridiaper would never
>explaining why their posts don't get deleted
He however got banned for saying "i love brapping"

>>49574135
I bet you are cute like marisa kirisame irl, even if you aren't you would still be cute

>>49575424
Thank you anon, I was having a bad day till I saw your post

I can't imagine a fate worse than being marisissy you are literally 2 inches tall

>>49574280
Sans Undertale fucked my mom

>>49574680
wow....

i not get banned marisissy happi!

Bring me smiling 1cc chart, Chen on computer, Flandre clap, Rin thumbs up, Kagerou playing on handheldanon, i need to ask him a question

>>49575923
Sup?

>>49575961
How long did it take for you to beat Extra Alice and Flandre? Which one do you recommend i should do first?

touhoufest is over why is it still dead??

>>49575962
Hard to judge, EoSD was my first 2hu game many, many years ago, and Flan was my first Extra clear that took me about a month of grinding but I didn't really have any of the skills I later developed. On a repeated playthrough few years later it was much easier due to still having some of the memories from previous runs and some better skills.
I don't remember how long it took me to beat Alice but I remember she was a massive pain, even her stage was difficult to go through unscathed even thou I had acquired some skills from other games.
I'd say it's better to start with Flan, I think even without prior knowledge she is the easier one.

>>49575994
Noted. I've seen some people call her one of the hardest extras and others call her one of the easiest so i guess i'll have to see for myself

>>49576001
The DPS difference between Reimu and Marisa in EoSD is really big. She is pretty manageable with Marisa but with Reimu even with needle shottype you really start lacking behind and you have to dodge a lot more so there is a big difficulty gap between using one and the other.
Also EoSD has no hitbox, it's not that big of an issue once you played a lot of games and you can figure out where it is instinctively, but especially with Reimu who has this weird lean sprite not resembling anything from past or future games it can still mess you up.

HOST:
"Welcome back to Cartoon Beatbox Battles! Last time, we had a shrine maiden showdown, but this time... it’s blades, ghosts, and time-bending beats!"

HOST:
"In this corner, she slices before you blink and serves tea before you think! She’s loyal, she's lethal, and she’s always on time — it’s Sakuya Izayoi!"

(Crowd cheers. Remilia floats in the background, sipping tea.)

HOST:
"And in this corner, she’s half-human, half-phantom, but 100% ready to split you in half! Wielding double blades and a dead-serious stare — it's Youmu Konpaku!"

(Yuyuko waves in the background, already eating popcorn.)

HOST:
"Youmu, you're up first! Show Sakuya why ghosts shouldn't be messed with."

YOUMU:
"My blade speaks louder than words."

[BEATBOX BEGINS – Remix of “Hiroari Shoots a Strange Bird ~ Till When?”]

YOUMU (rapping/beatboxing):
"You're just a maid, I’m a master of blades,
Training every day while your tea gets made.
You bend time just to finish your chores,
I cut time down — and leave no spores."

(Phantom half echoes her flow, creating a ghostly harmony.)

"You throw knives? I am a knife!
Slice through rhythms like I slice through life.
No clock can save you, no mansion door,
By the time you blink, I’m not there anymore!"

[Beat ends with a ghostly whoosh and blade clash]

CROWD:
(Oohs from Marisa, Reisen, and Mokou. Yuyuko applauds with her mouth full.)

HOST:
"Slicing through time and bars! That was sharp, Youmu. Let’s see if Sakuya can rewind that!"

HOST:
"Sakuya, can you freeze the moment and cut through the competition?"

SAKUYA:
"I’ll make time... to deal with her."

[BEATBOX BEGINS – Remix of “Lunar Clock ~ Luna Dial”]

SAKUYA (rapping/beatboxing):
"Tick-tock, you’re out of time,
Step in my mansion, you're crossing a line.
You train for years? I pause and learn —
Fold a thousand knives, now watch 'em burn."

(Slow-motion effect as knives spin in rhythm.)

"Phantom half? You're only half done.
I’m the full package — blade, brains, and fun.
Remilia’s right-hand, devil’s top maid,
You're a gardener ghost — I’m self-made."

[Beat ends with a loud clock chime and silver knife clash]

CROWD:
(Applause from Remilia, Meiling salutes, Patchouli nods approvingly.)

HOST:
"Wow! Time stopped — and so did my heartbeat! That was insane!"

HOST:
"Youmu dropped ghostly bars, but Sakuya spun time and sliced back hard! Who do you think won this beatbox battle?"

YOUMU:
"I'll accept the result... if it's fair."

SAKUYA:
"Victory is already in my schedule."

HOST:
"Vote in the comments or wherever you’re watching, and stay tuned for the next episode of… Cartoon Beatbox Battles!"

>>49575962
Echoing what the other anon said a reccomending you start with Flan
She has pretty easy nons and like 2 or 3 actually hard spells, and its an actual FUN fight overall
Alice is such a unbelieveable pain in the ass its not even funny and the no visible hitbox thing feels way more aggravating in her extra than in Flan's
I find the stages themselves equally hard with MS having a lot of garbage but an easier midboss and EoSD having a moderately difficult stage and then the cancer that is Patchoulie
Best of luck regardless of who you choose

>>49576068
Isn't that the guy who spent obscene amounts of money on a 3 minute softcore porn animation featuring his self-insert and some demon girl?

>>49576073
He is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tm7dhK-rL-8

>>49576068
>Tick-Tock
Anything but that MMD dance of Sakuya dancing in a bikini
Youmu won this btw
>>49576073
>>49576079
Holy fvark I wish I could comission an animation of Alice sexually molesting me

>>49576094
>MMD dance of Sakuya dancing in a bikini
Great, now i'm curious

>>49576099
it was posted in /v/hu all the time as a soundfile

>>49576094
yukaricosplayer....

>>49576124
Yukaricosplayer is busy recovering from a hangover after the touhougest orgy i bet

>>49576130
What about Hinatraitor?

Hypothetically speaking, if i were to do a crossboard competition, would /jp/hu prefer to be team wolf, team otter or team eagle?

>>49576285
I doubt you are gonna get anybody from other boards.
However I'm okay with anything non-eagle because Youmu Eagle is bugged in WBaWC

>>49576297
Bugged in what way? Is she too broken or the opposite?

>>49576318
The opposite

My quality plushtrap thread died instantly

Progress is being made once more, sisters

>>49576575
>Starbow Break
Overwhelming spell but not hard once you get the hand of it
What are you struggling with?

>>49576595
Mostly Maze of Love. Everything else seems managable i think

>>49576543
So did the byakuren thread
mods are fast today

>>49576285
As a /jp/sie interested in this one, I vote for eagles.

>>49576633
Tune in next week. I'm still in the conceptualization phase

>>49576598
>Maze of nigger
Awful spellcard
Dont try to dodge it as intented and instead hang out at the botton of the screen while shotgunning Flan, you are using Marisa B so you should be able to kill her before she kills you, bomb if needed

>>49576653
But that's Marisa A

>>49576668
The missile one

>>49576629
>>49576543
I appreciate the efforts

strong willed /v/hus that desperately wanted to return to /v/, slowly giving up and admitting defeat, kneeling down and staying on /jp/

>>49576724
nyooooo I dont wanna take it easy I have one cee cees to grab still

>>49576724
N-NYOOOOOOOOO /JP/-SAN YOU C-CAN'T PUT IT THERE I'M SAVING THAT HOLE FOR MY H-HERO AAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>49576724
I WILL NEVER KNEEL TO THE JAYPISS IM GETTING MY VPN OUT I WILL NEVER YATSUKNEEL

You can stay here but you have to give something in return

Vocaroo requests?

>>49576783
>>49572989

>>49576779
We are now responsible for 70% traffic on the board.
Surely keeping you from the grave counts for something

>>49576797
The jippie motto is "Take it easy"

day 2 of Sakuya jobbing to futa Kagerou

>>49576801
And now you can take it easy even more since we alone can make sure the lights stay on.

>>49576801
I thought their motto was the pleasure of being cummed inside

>>49576797
>70% traffic on the board.
More like 15%, 9% are the waifu threads, the 28% comes from vtubers and 34% from idol threads.

>>49576815
Okay but you still have to frot with me though

a-anon kun, a-are you okay??
I farted on your face and you passed out, g-gomene sai...

>>49576817
That's the greeting.

>>49576794
https://voca.ro/1kNKd7GjZx0E

>>49576854
Yeah, yeah, farts and diapers, so funny and unique haha.
Anyway, why is this retard so tiny?

After a very sad attempt at shimmyoumaru I deem Sakuya B unplayable in anything above normal

>>49576854
After watching that mmd video patchy is my brap hog now sorry

>>49576860
Stunted development from shitting out all the calories she consumes

>>49576866
Not Yuyuko??? I really liked the leglock around Youmu's head when she just starts farting into her face without any hesitation lol

>>49576859
The accent is dangerous strong in this one compared to the other vocaros

>>49576860
She was raised by a vengeful spirit.
Doubt she knows anything about cooking or proper nutrition considering she probably doesn't have to eat.

>>49576859
Wow this is actually horrible
Do you know how to speak English? What are you saying? What am I listening to? This is you, Juan, isn't it? No spic I've ever known has ever had English this bad...

>>49576876
>>49576883
That's what happens when i practice my reading and listening skills but never my speaking skills

>>49576883
He's not saying, he's SINGING, from his soul
Besides it is intelligible to be very honest

>>49576859
Do you support Palestine

>>49576859
Do you support inchling rights?

>>49576891
I think the middle east is pretty fucked up overall
>>49576893
https://voca.ro/1mpPrRXTGz10

THAT IS NOT JUAN
THAT GUY IS A FAKER

Guess you can say
He's not the real Juan

>>49576898
Yukaricosplayer is only other voiceanon we know of tho

Juan spoke in one of his videos that one time

faker? I think you're the only fake juan around here

>>49576918
https://voca.ro/1bdrulnqMQT5
Last one i promise

>>49576908
CARLO-
I mean ALICE! I'M BRINGING ME SHOVEL

>CARL-
ito

No kings!

My "someone's making fun of us" senses are tingling

Everyone is always making fun of us. Everyone dislikes us. It's actually very detrimental to my mental health

>>49576889
I love Mai

/jp/hu has abandoned/v/hu

Don't forget
I'm with you in the dark

I'm dark

Don't say it

>>49576944
Don't worry, anon. I'm sure your mom still loves you, oh wait... nevermind.

I know what you're thinking, and no, I won't say it

>>49576959
103

Thoughts on the "Rin was going to be a nurse" theory?

>>49576977
Nonsense.

>>49576961
>>49576963
I'm gonna say it, I'm gonna say ____ja___

If you don'tunderstand the joke is bbc

>>49576981
SAY JA NAI...
KATSURA DA!

I don't actually like the British Broadcasting Corporation I think they fell off at the turn of the century and their programming is pretty shit

>>49576989
What about Top Gear?

Tell me 10 cool British things right now

Sigh... I wish I could die in my sleep so I wouldn't have to endure you retards breathing and farting the same air as me.

>>49576944
Let them. We have each other and that's enough.

I like to think the thread goes quiet when anons go out for lunch/dinner. Munching and swallowing as they conjure up their next post in their heads.

>>49576996
Tea
Saber (better than Rhino and Suckkura)
My Immortal
Alice!
Medieval fantasy with dragons, knights and elves
British Sonic comics, which are almost as bizarre as the american Sonic comics
Colonization
Cool-looking flag
Funny 4chan pictures involving a loud fat man obsessed with british soccer (or football as they call it)
The fact that I can't understand what they are saying even though we speak the same language (fascinating!)

>>49577023
Veehus thinking very hard on their next quality post

This is a outrage, this is pure discrimination!

>>49576940
OMG ITS THE CLOWNPIECE!!!

>>49576996
Top Gear
Total Wipeout
Doc Martin
Doctor Who (let's pretend the show ended after Tennant left)
Fish n chips
Cool castles everywhere
The IT Crowd
Neat history that's fun to learn about
Tea
Tasty cheese such as double Gloucester cheese with chives and onions

I fuarking hate survival spells as a concept

>>49577075
>01
Ouch. sorry to see that.
You are almost there thou, keep going, you are doing excellent!

>>49577057
Adding midsomer murders, it's also a good show and taught me that murder is a very big problem in tiny British villages

Make a thread already

>>49577057
+
Monty Python
Benny Hill

I think Juan wants to get raped by an american male anon so he could get a green card and live in the US.
That's the new meta in third world countries.

>>49577108
I think Juan wants to get raped
He's talked about this before, you know

>>49577108
Trump won't allow him in

>>49577113
But he is also a rapist

Third world anons should have consensual sex with each other instead of getting abused by first world anons

juan please come to brazil

>>49577117
Unless he's a fellow Epsteiner he won't get in...

Stop talking about raping me and check this out

>>49577136
Congrats! Nicely done!

>>49577136
But it's true that you've said multiple times that you want to be raped

>>49577136
Good job, now beat Remilia on Lunatic for a real challenge.

Can I get lore on why he's called juan and not cumtributeanon?

>>49577138
Not sure if it's all the experience i've acquired but Flan was the easiest extra boss for me. Even more than Suwako, Ran and maybe Okina
>>49577142
I'm not in a rape mood today, i'm in a game mood
>>49577153
I don't think i'm ready for loonies yet. I'll beat Flan with all the other shots first

>>49577154
Because Juan is his real name (he's confirmed it) and he lives in spicland #2 (Colombia)

There is a thread up.

No one cares anymore

>>49577170
WOWIE ZOWIE A NEW THREAD BEFORE THIS ONE IS DONE YIPPIE!!

>>49577174
But why?

>>49577190
jphu is my home now I don't can look at /v/

>>49577163
how does someone slip his real name on an imageboard this is insane

>>49577204
>slip
lol
lmao

im hungry

>>49577204
/v/hu is a relatively small community, most anons already have a 4chan nickname, some of us are friends on Steam and other places.
Telling somebody your first name is not really that big of a deal, and he could have been lying, you never know.

>>49577227
>most anons already have a 4chan nickname, some of us are friends on Steam and other places
M*iracord is not /v/hu

some of us are friends on the meiracord!

>>49577207
Like how the hell did this happen? did his mom call him for dinner while he was doing a cum tribute or did he just come out and say "hi yes I'm the guy doing these cum tributes, my real name is Juan btw"

the meiracord orgy? already done

Do not mention the meiracord

>>49577234
It was the result of a GETs post iirc

nobody will figure out my real name

>>49577234
He said his name starts with a J and has 4 letters, one anon guessed "Juan" and he admitted it's his actual name

>>49577234
If I remember correctly ayapervert was pressing him about some details about himself, he told him that his name starts with J and then thread started guessing his name.
Also remember - most humans are conditioned to react positively to the sound of their name, seeing somebody address you by it in an anonymous image board might make you feel homely.

>>49577252
ayapervert had literally nothing to do with it

>>49577259
Then I misremembered, apologies.

>they will never know my name is Alex

>>49577266
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3RAZv3zNzus

>>49577266

EVERYONE TYPE IN THE CHAT
ALEX IS A STUPID NIGGER

help ayadoxxer knows my real name

when will ayadoxxer pay for his crimes?

marisissies we're unstoppable

>>49577227
I see. So it was discord trannies after all.
Thanks for the info.

*builds a wall of toilets*
There, that should stop the marishitties

/jp/hu is autistic enough to have a full record and history of every namefag but not autistic enough to find a way to add the Untouched Score versions of the pc-98 songs into the pc-98 games.

Seriously, why has no one done that?

>>49577291
No one fucking cares that's not interesting

>>49577291
I care and that is interesting

>>49577291
Take your gameplay talk to /v/hu, nerd

>>49577292

>>49576977
She was going to be a youkai judging by her name if anything
Her bombs were also related to air and flowers which I think correlated to her possible youkai species the kirin
If aything the nurse throwaway line "foreshadowed" Eirin who want even conceived at the time of EoSD

>>49577291
>pc-98 games
Who fucking cares about old shit?

ooaooooaooOAOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PHTPHPFGPPERPGPERGPREPTPPERTPPERPP
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
kalndlwakndlkawndiop2q11974g1972ge7182gefg1igei1u2giueg12iuge891rye1

>>49577291
you are gay

>>49577291
I could try to do that if you provide me with midis for the untouched scores

Veehus you would do pic related with?

>hatred for artists for "attention whoring" because they post art or dare to speak
>gay anon making porn of himself and telling everyone his name while constantly self-announcing each thread gets no hate
Methinks maybe the whole "insulting people for being attention whores" thing was just a big giant lie to try and shit on anons they dislike while ignoring the ones they do like...

Juan just needs to start capitalizing his I's and he's the best nigger from here just by virtue of actively playing the games and grabbing 1ccs

>>49577339
Holy shit you noticed that too? I never wanted to point it out since it's easy to spot him that way

>>49577291
>Untouched Score
Garbage taste

>>49577334
Yeah, everyone just hates personally you tewilard

>>49577334
"no hate" is an exaggeration. I've seen 4 or 5 anti Juan posters. I also don't think i've seen as much hatred towards drawfags lately, only tewimom for being a woman and 103 for being smart and keeping his distance from us

Himekaidou-sama is a virgin

I just hate homos, that's all.

>>49577339
>>49577344
juanstalkers...

>>49577357
Stop posting that Genge

I love meira!

>>49577357
Mugetsu > Gengetsu

>>49577373
Then why aren't you posting in the meira thread...

>>49577332
Hatater hater is dead................................

>>49577372

>>49577379
theres a GODra thread???

>>49577385
One on /jaypee/ and one on /vee/!

>>49577339
marry him then

Stop

>>49577376
No

>>49577392
One can only hold so much cum

The rape meme loses its mystique once you realize rape time is an optional time out phase

>>49577402
Yes

/v/hu is pro-Genge, Mugefags stay out of here.

>>49577353
What did my mommy do?

>>49577412
only the jay cares about the LLS girls
/v/hu is a PoDD thread

Oh yeah, that reminds me. Does tewiplanet play the games? I've always wondered if girls play 2hu

>>49577426
Yes, on easy modo

>>49577426
She said she tried but she has motion sickness or something and jobs at Rumia

Why call it /v/hu when we're not on /v/?

>>49577432
Would you call me european if i stepped on France?

>>49577425
SHUT THE FUCK UP YATSUNIGGER

>>49577436
The more time you spent in France, the more I'd gravitate towards calling you French

>>49577432
Mark of shame

>>49577432
We are still trying to go back we are like refugees if anything

>>49577432
We must not forget our roots

>>49577436
Yes

Yatsubaguette

what's your favorite tewimom name? for me it's tewigalaxy but I also like tewihippopotamus, tewihemisphere and tewiIncorporated

>>49577429
How can you call yourself a 2hu fan and not play the games? What a fraud

>>49577457
tewicinematicuniverse

>>49577458
see >>49577428

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTYfSXUGUPg

>>49577426
I prefer tewisloppytoppy and yes, I've played all the games and beaten them on easy but I fucking suck at games in general. Another anon said it but I do get motion sickness which hinders me greatly when it comes to a lot of games. I've been training to try and beat eosd on normal but I always have to use a continue at Remi... I'm getting better slowly though and trying really hard!

>>49577463
Eeeh? Easy mode? How lame! Only kids play in easy mode!!

MIMA SAMA MY DIAPER FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CHANGR IIIIIIT

>>49577471
Didn't you say you had carpal tunnel syndrome too or am I misremembering?

>>49577471
Good luck, you are gonna make it eventually I'm sure

>>49577460
Kill yourself

>tewimom is back
Huh, I thought she died or something

>>49577486
Imagine defending a mentally ill woman who waste her time around underage kids posting diaper memes

>>49577486
tewivarietymagazine

>>49577486
TewiMCU

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>49577457
Tewilard

>>49577486
Out of all the things ITT to say kill yourself to, you chose tewicinematicunivserse?

tewiblimp
tewihotairballoon

You clearly don't know who you're talking to Alice
I am the one who SHARTS!

>>49577507
Prove it fagit

Another day on the asylum

Alice doesn't shart, she pisses

>>49577511
It's less of a mental asylum and more of an old people asylum. I insist this thread is surprisingly tame compared to what the rest of 4chan has to offer

Alice leaks poop

Im just a cute little marisissy that loves to fart

>>49577520
30 isn't that old...

>>49577492
They were looking for reference material.

Opinions on this?

What is with Tewimom and animals

>>49577482
Indeed...
>>49577484
Thanks so much! I hope so too, one of these days hopefully I'll hit my ubermensch mode and get it done. I have a big problem not using my resources well, I'm sure if I can just utilize all my bombs per life I can do it. Deathbombing in eosd is hard though and I keep fucking it up.
>>49577492
Never left, 99% of my post are silly shitposts so you're not gonna realize it's me. I want to draw for the threads more but finding time is hard.

>>49577525
Where does Meira fit in this list?

I hate reading this stupid discord chat (/v/hu)

>>49577525
I'd put Alice in autism, I never liked that /diapey/ meme

>>49577523
>30 isn't that old...
Hi dad!

>>49577531
Then leave, no one is making you post here. Go join the onahole thread or something.

>>49577525
>Sanae is a pedo
Explain

>>49577529
When are you having another baby?

can we get one pregnant Meira being fucked by pigs tewiDEMETER?

TEWIOZONELAYER PLEASE DRAW MEIRA BEING FUCKED BY HIPPOS

>>49577529
Merth said recently that the girl who did the voice acting in his GFW video was someone we know. Is it you?

>>49577525
>Alice has urinary incontinence
Explain.

>>49577529
>Indeed
Is that so? what are you doing about it?

>>49577550
WHABTHE FU K WHAT

>>49577524
>They
So, is there anything that confirms this fag is a girl, or you guys just believe the whole mother story for no reason? There's a lot of erping faggots around here.

>>49577530
Pedophilia but the kind where she likes little girls (just like oKINO)

>>49577562
let me guess, you dont why she's called Tewi either

>>49577540
shotas
>>49577554
alipiss, also see picrel

all the drawfags know each other
they probably tell each other secrets

>>49577562
Let me guess, you don't know why she's called tewislampig either

>>49577569
They have shit taste? Tewi is trash tier 2hu

>>49577499
Death to capeshitters. Go back to >>>/co/.

>>49577562
why would anyone on the internet lie?

Do Alicefags like the fact that Alice pees herself a lot? Do they want to drink her pee? Do they want to bottle it up and save it for later?

He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he sharted his diapey, always the same. Couldn't stop soiling his diaper "But not our marisissy, couldn't be precious marisissy!" sharting them diaps, And he gets to be a namefag? What a sick joke! I should have reported him when I had the chance. And you- you have to ban him, you...

>>49577579
This but Marisa

Drawfag tier list?

Diaper tier list?
For me it's pampers #1

ALIPISS

------ VERSUS ------

MARISHART

TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR THE EPIC BATTLE!

>>49577585
mspaintanon>merth>shit>the rest

Diapers tier list?

opinions on my zoo animal 103?

>>49577592
Marisa>You

>>49577585
In terms of art:
tewiseel>yatsutraitor>103>merth>mspaintanon

>>49577585
the guy that draws Katsura in kululu > Mspaintschizo > Yatsubetrayer > Sumigreganon > Gartichoster > powergap > aerd > merth > Tewibraphog > pencialeater = rubberfucker

>>49577594
100 shitposters could defeat him

actually yatsutraitor draws better than tewieel

>>49577592
Pampers>>>>

>>49577597
fuck forgot the nigger, he can go after Sumipreggo

hi guys :)

hi

huggies>>>>>pampers

>>49577612
bye

>>49577609
why is she melting

Favorite /jp/hu conspiracy theory?

>>49577614
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

100 white men vs 1 103gger

>>49577619
Every single poster is 1 person, and I'm the only one who knows.

>>49577619
The majority of threads are made by Juan, Merth, and a third person that I'm still not sure about

does he know

>>49577624
>third one
That's me, the lurker in the shadows

>>49577624
that third person? me

IT'S NOT YOU YOU FUCKS EVERYONE IS JUST GOING TO REPLY AND SAY "IT'S ME" NO IT'S NOT I KNOW IT'S NOT YOU

It's me Mario

>>>/v/

It's me.

>>49577624
On /jp/hu, I've made this thread, the "/jp/hu the 4th" one and the "/jp/hu 666 the number of the beast" one.

On /v/hu, I've made plenty of threads and most of the time i try to talk about the games or subtly reference them in the OP text. I hate subtle threads that attract non-/v/hu anons and the annoying falseflagger so, if you see one, i didn't make it

I made both Meira threads

>>49577619
eikinigger and ccpjudas don't post here because they are they the ones reporting the /v/hu threads

I bake the nioh breads with the Orin image but nobody ever shows up so they always end up being actual nioh threads that hit bump limit

>>49577648
Wrong, I also do it all the time just to see the Marisafag cry like the little faggot he is.

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

>>49577657

>>49577657
...

Do you think diaperschizo has seen Osana Reimu?

*lick lick lick*

This is what you look like when you talk about e-celebs all the time

>>49577657

>>49577652
I've seen it couple of times but it's always populated with Nioh nerds so I always assumed it was an actual genuine Nioh thread with just an unfortunate OP image choice

>>49577638
But it's really me, I made the first three /jp/hu thread plus all the ellen threads on /v/

The joke is that it is Sneed's Feed and Seed which rhymes but the sign says it was 'formerly Chuck's. Therefore, it is funny because if the store used to be Chuck's then it must have been called Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck in order to maintain the rhyme scheme, but hilariously Feeduck and Seeduck are not actual words in the English language which is funny. Wow the Simpsons is such a great show how did the writers get away with this one?

>>49577663
I prefer the kasen yoshika one

>>49577657
You are so cruel!

>>49577609
Hi mimaposter

i hate all spanish speaking touhou fans without any exceptions. yes, even you, even the one reading this right now, i hate you too

>>49577686

>>49577686
Who's the boy want to be amigo

>>49577686
es porque me cague encima de mi panal?

>>49577691
>panal
it's pañal, stupid

what about polish speaking touhou fans?

cuantos anos tienes?

>>49577696
>anos
only one. i don't have so many asses.

>>49577696
1

taco burrito ese o algo

Ehhhhh donde estas la bibliotheca?

>>49577693
yo nyo tengo ese letra en teclado

hey spicanons, translate this into spicanese

Marispic

>>49577709
Meira bolas
Fornicamente Koinhaladoras

>>49577707
>yo nyo tengo ese letra en teclado
WRONG WRONG WRONG
it should be yo nyo tengo esa letra en el teclado.

I'VE BEEN POSTING WITH 10 SPICS THIS ENTIRE TIME?!

>>49577709
Meira Bolas (previamente de Koisneed).
if you mean the original sneed joke, it's lost in translation in the spic dub and the shop is just called "shop of consumables and seeds"

bring me yatsucarlito

>>49577695
what about them? There is like 2 or 3 of them according to the strawpoll made back in the day

>>49577719
Jajajaja ahora sabes la terrible verdad

Favorite Touhou character?
Favorite Dragon Ball character?

Meira
Tenshinhan

>>49577718
yo............yo lo siento

>>49577726
Yuuka
Officer black

>>49577715
Now I demand that vocaroo anon says this

>>49577726
Eiki
Cell saga Gohan

>>49577719
juan es gay

https://strawpoll.com/eNg6vWxpjgA

>>49577719
I was never taught Spanish

juan es mi puto heroe y se va a correr sobre tu toha favorita :)

YATSUPABLO

juan es puto

I was never taught french because I purposely avoided it in school

I'm not gonna say any names but one of you lied in the poll

>>49577713
Marisa is actually a pretty common name for woman here in Spain

EN ESE MOMENTO, JUAN SINTIO EL VERDADERO TERROR

Goodbye Mierda

You know how /jp/ drew sanae saying that line in multiple languages? we should do the same with some classic /v/hu lines and translate them to our native languages!

>>49577770
Gay

>>49577770
yatsutraitor is german????

>>49577770
but that's too many lines and i'm too lazy to draw meira/marisa/eiki saying "I SHIT MY DIAPER" and "YATSUTRAITOR!!!!"

ENOUGH
>>>/v/712840673

Someone wanted a drawing of Ubame

>>49577788
Hello, police? They are doing it again. Yeah. Thanks.
They are coming.

>>49577788
MY FUARKING HERO!!!
unfortunately I am banned so I can't reply to your thread

>>49577795
Neat

>>49577795
I wanted this drawing
Fuck Sannyo

>>49577726
Tsukasa
When I was a kid, I loved Gohan but as an adult my favorite is Vegeta.

>/v/hu is dead
>/jp/hu is dead
;__;

should I use the nioh or umineko thread?

nvm jessicarisa one took a fat sage

>>49577837
Umineko

using NYOOOOOOOOO thread because it sounds like NYOOOOOOOOO

>>49577550
Um... M-maybe...

>>49577550
>>49577859
WHAAAAAAAT?
TEWIFAT IS MERTH's GF????

>>49577887
No merth said that the voice is "not his gf but someone he knows"
So no, one contradicts the other

i love cum

literally me

>>49577891
Huh, so maybe is just his sister.

>>49577924
TEWIFAT IS MERTH's GF??

>>49577891
It's not someone HE knows, It's someone YOU know ("you" as in the thread) so it can't be his sister or whatever

Niohu is inclining

>>49577959
I see, so it must be Juan then.

2hus for this feel?

>>49577967
AVGN

>>49577965
No, my tribute voice is as feminine as my voice can get. I don't interact with Merth outside of 4chan but i still secretly hope he references me somehow in one of his future videos

>>49577977
Oh for fucks sake you don't need to respond to every single post about you, it's a fucking joke, no one thinks its you. Insufferable faggot

>>49577986
Hey, leave Juan alone!

>>49577986

>>49577986
do not disrespect juan BITCH!

>>49577986
FUCK YOU

>>49577986
HEY I LOVE MY ATTENTIONWHORING COCKSUCKING SPIC FAGGOT FRIEND SHUT UP!!!!!

>>49577990
>>49577991
>>49577992
>>49577998
>>49578014

uh
oh
tewisloppy samefag melty

Goodnight /v/hus I have to sleep now

>>49578096
Same, hope to see you tomorrow

>>49578096
Goodnight, sweet prince. Never wake up.

>>49578100
I'll be funposting at work tomorrow

So, what now?

>>49578111
Death

>>49578116
Finally...

Alice?

>>49577779
That's not Cucksutraitor thoughever....

Do you think true love can bloom even on /v/hu?

>>49578299
but never on jphu

>>49578306
And what about /8/hu?

>>49578313
Gorilla.gif

>>49578321
Tewikey Kong 64 not everything is about animals...

>>49578321
Did the gorilla do something again?

>>49578191
What is this from

>>49578354
Me.

/v/hu is all Pedros and Ivans and that's a fact.

>>49578382
Cool

>>49577550
It is, she's embarrassed about it but I think she did a good job

Juan please tell me how I'm supposed to reference someone who makes cum tributes in a video with an audience of 12-year-olds

>>49578438
What other thread personalities will you recruit as voice talents for your next ones?

>>49577550
It wasn't a girl. It was my cousin Pablo, the fat and hairy one, using an AI voice changer. Sorry

>>49578453
No one because I don't talk to them

her name is remitranny

Merth is going to NTR Tewifat's husband

>>49578458
How?

You're telling me not a single thread personality has ever contacted you? Or you've never stalked any thread personality down?

>>49578457
YATSUPABLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In /v/hu, it's stalk or be stalked

free my nigga metalman

YATSUPEDRONAVAJAS

>>49578466
I've only talked to shotanon but we don't anymore and also parseecosplayanon but Tewimom is the only one I would say I interact with on a regular. Also I don't stalk I have things to do.

merth and tewimom conspire against us.

we dont talk anymore. we dont talk anymore. we dont talk anymore like we used to do (this artist is a jew)

>>49578485

we are /v/hus. no more individualism, no more populist we are a communist

>>49578500
Glory

So it turns out Merth lied about not having a cosplay fetish

fine, tewimom can have merth. I will groom sr pelo now

yippie!

Ok but which one tops?

>>49578510
It's tewisloppyTOPPY for a reason buddy

tewi bottomed one time and she got pregnant

tewimom rides merth and flattens his crotch with each 200kg plap

>>49577550
>GFW
I just saw the video for the first time. I'm still not sure if the "female" voice belongs to a very old woman or an effeminate man, so I will go for the latter.
Anyways I downvoted, disliked, unsubscribed and reported the video to the Internet police for making me waste my time.

Meira?

>>49578520
I laughed

Hey

Holy fuark

If Merth has a girlfriend, why is talking to a woman twice his age and googleplex his weight, an utter degenerate porn artist, and crossdressing cosplayer?

at least someone is trying to sustain /v/hu's future by creating more meira children that will replace us

>>49578515
from jackalman

tony lost

Did you know? The Dahlia flower is very important to Mexican culture. The Aztecs used them for many things, such as food, medicine, and especially decoration. They decorated their helmets with Dahlia patterns and used the petals during ritual sacrifices.

new ship born, merth and tewicute
they are going to have lots of babies!

...

Why wasn't I invited to the /v/hu polycule?

>>49578542
Doubt it. Women's fertility usually starts to go down after 30. Any child born later has an increased chance of having an intellectual disability or autism aka retardation.

Oh my god touhoufest was intense. I feel like I’m going to die

>>49578519
>a very old woman

>>49578550
Moved from black cock to brown cock what a whore

Recently I have been more and more seriously contemplating the idea of suicide. I use these threads as a way to escape reality and cope but with time I feel even these threads won't be enough to escape my misery. I am still not at my breaking point yet but I feel I'm getting closer everyday.
If I end up doing anything stupid to myself I want to let you guys know I love you and I appreciate all the posts that we did together. Thank you for all the great moments and laughs that we had together, I want to take a moment to appreciate how far we've come.

yatsudespacito

>>49578582
Fuck off, Yukarin. You'll never have 17 again, hag.

>>49578519
Bruh... it's clearly Merth doing a high-pitched voice, you got coaxed by weens spreading misinformation.

>>49578578
Sounds like the perfect candidates for /v/hu

>>49578592
do a flip

>>49578592
No offence, but I have read countless posts like yours over the years and they never have the guts to kill themselves. Just shut the fuck up and grow some balls and change yourself for the better. You just want attention and are probably lonely.

>>49578592
There's lots of things to live for. Please keep reconsidering and keep getting as much help as you can get. You are worth everything...

I WANT TO PLAP TEWIMOM SO HARD
TEWISLAMPIG
BREEDING MACHINE

>>49578611
Tewihusband.........

>>49578592
FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP

>>49578592

>>49578592
There's no glory in suicide. No religion gives a good ending for doing it. You must endure, even when things seem bleak. Fantasize about going out not by your own hand, but in a blaze of glory. Saving children from a burning building. Rescuing a loved one from a maneater. Holding back the swarm of invaders for just long enough for your friends to escape.

Live in spite of the cruel world, and dream of the grand finale you decide on your own terms. Do it for Merth.

>>49578626
>There's no glory

>>49578607
As I said I'm not at my breaking point yet so I'm not gonna kill myself any time soon, it's just that I don't think I can maintain myself indefinitely, one day maybe I will break down and act on impulse and do something stupid. Most suicides are acts of impulse rather than deliberately planned.
And yes I am lonely and want attention.
>>49578609
I've heard that before

>imagine killing yourself before playing GTA6

>>49578629
Why does this face make me grin like an idiot

>>49578640
Shut the fuck up Benjamin