loving family

Man gets possessed by a yukkuri Marisa ghost. He strips naked except for a glittery pink bra (mister clothes) and his witch hat accessory and runs to the nearest woman. He wiggles (poo poo dance), gets into child birthing position and poops in front of her (ish supah poo poo time look eajy at Marisa poo poo ish coming ouch). Marisa demands the woman clean up his ass (wick wick my anyaru clean, shiddy poo poo human slave) as she breaks out of her trance and runs away screaming. Marisa goes to the garbage dump and digs, looking for food (hunting), until he finds a beer bottle (excalibur). Realizing the potential of his newfound weapon, he finds a Reimu yukkuri in the back of the dumpster and rapes her (wefweshing time). The trembling Reimu huddled in the corner timidly sings to herself (eajy days, wefweshing days) and Marisa joins in, as he finds and kills Reimu's children (dumb little ones that aren't Marisa's can drop dead eajy). Bottle still in hand, he runs to a convenience store, takes a bunch of candy (schweet schweets), plops them in front of the checkout counter and tries to tear them open with his teeth. When that doesn't work, he demands the cashier open them for him (shiddy human slave give me schweet schweet right now ish fine). Looking tentatively at the bottle Marisa is waving around, the cashier opens the candy packets and Marisa eats (mwunch mwunch happinessh thish shit ish good) while peeing all over the floor. Marisa is chased by the cops until he finally ends up at the top of a building and he jumps off (high high in da sky) and dies.

>>49584196 (OP)
eajy family!

>>49584196 (OP)
That artist draws some top tier Yukkuri. I especially love the way he draws the little ones.

pERFECT FOR ABYUSE.

uu~

I love the shit out of yukkuri abuse. I don't know why.

>>49588133
There was a period of time when I stopped looking at it because I thought it couldn't good for me psychologically. I eventually went back to it because I figured, who cares if it is? Certainly not me anymore.

>>49588148
I think it appeals to the same instincts that make us want to kill rodents or something.

>>49588133
It's a morbid fascination thing for me.

>>49584196 (OP)
Family friendly thread?

>>49588133
>>49588148
Human are creatures that wants to torture something. We repress that instinct for society to function but deep in our heart we want to do cruel things.

ゆっくりしていってね！！！

Weebils!

Who would have thought that Yukkuri could give us an insight into the human condition?

Shatowin can read minds! Isn't that amazing?
>>49590654
YO-HO! YO-HO! NEAR THE HOOKS, I'LL NEVER GO!
>>49591192
When Hell freezes over, sure.
>>49592325
Yukkuri are basically people. The "animal in man," if you will. I've talked about this in more detail in previous threads.

>>49592434
One of the few abuse stories that makes me feel bad for the yukkuri.

yukkuri are like the worst part of children, magnified and multiplied

M-Marisa, humans and yukkuris can't have little ones you know? Please get off Mister, right now is fine.

>>49593757
Bodied yukkuri are uneasy...

>>49596535
Be not afraid.

>>49596535
Reminds me of a funny comic where a Yukkuri grew a body but the human thought it looked cuter as just a regular Yukkuri so he simply took the head off the body and resumed petting it as before.

>>49584196 (OP)
I want to force-feed the ko gallons of poo-poo until its stomach pops

>>49597372
Man fuck the owner in that story that komarisa was a good nicehead.

>>49596535

>>49597430
IIRC the owner was a fucking retard who shook the box on the way home from the shop making her throw up.

>>49597437
I wouldn't mind at all if the komarisa was a shithead, but that guy shouldn't be allowed to take care of any animal.

>>49596535
Incorrect.

>>49597454
Yukkuri aren't animals which is the beauty of it.

>>49597461
Unyu could really take it easy, true, but most bodied yukkuri aren't nearly that easy.

>>49597605
I agree with that. Most of them really freak me the fuck out.

>>49588133
I used to like it. read everything that was available, I want to say 5 years back or so. then I stopped. moved on to other shit to read, got kinda bored with it and forgot about entirely up until like 8 months ago. Doesn't hit the same nor do I feel the need to watch them get squished in different ways anymore. I don't look back on it in horror or disgust or anything, I just wonder why I was so hyper addicted to this shit a few years back.

>>49590654
I would say it's more similar to the creeping dark thoughts that makes you want to kick a screeching annoying toddler that hasn't shut up in hours down a flight of steps.

>>49588133
Sometimes I have very vivid daydreams about torturing yukkuri. Eye-gouging, shaving, burning, cutting, psychological abuse, the whole nine yards. But what I really want to do is train them to, in spite of their abusive circumstances, sing "the easy song" on command, such that even mere seconds after getting their skin peeled off, they can "happily" bust into singing "Easy days~ Relaxing days~ Refreshing days~". I imagine myself flying into a blind rage at their refusal/inability to sing; beating the shit out of them until they start meekly singing.

I don't know why I keep returning to this particular fantasy, but the sheer rage I feel when I think about it is astounding. My face wrinkles up, my muscles get tense, I start grinding my teeth, and I get a death grip on whatever I might be holding. I want to scream at the yukkuri, commanding them to sing. After it's over, a wave of relief flows through me, starting from my face down through my body. I don't know if this is the healthiest way to relieve stress, but it does work.

I also have a fixation on poo-poo abuse. I like seeing yukkuris, especially bald yukkuris, eat poo-poo. I also like seeing them shit excessively. I swear I don't have a scat fetish!

>>49597675
I don't think I would like Yukkuri very much if they were that small. They aren't big enough to be a cute pet like a hamster and feel more like insects.

>>49597806
Same except the prospect of torturing Yukkuri fills me with a sense of peace, joy, and a tinge of sorrow knowing that fantasy can never become a reality.
>I swear I don't have a scat fetish!
I get it. A bald Yukkuri eating shit has had everything taken from them. All they have left to them are memories of happier days when they still had their pretty hair, precious ornament, good food to eat, and quite possibly a family to share it with (that were likely tortured and killed in front of them), but those happy memories are nothing more than another source of pain for them at that point because they know they are never going to have any of those things ever again.

>>49597675
Christ. The way they're animated here made me realize that they're "quick" enough to startle the fuck out of me.

>>49597851
Me too. I would constantly be smashing house Yukkuri if they were real not out of any sense of malice but just because I'm easily started and my first reflex when startled is to smack the source.

>>49597675
Very satisfying to see their butt wiggling animated.

>>49597806
What does the easy days song sound like to you?

>>49598024
goddammit they're so cute to look at why can't they be real

>>49597430

>>49598221
At least mister had a reason for doing it to that gold badge Reimu.

>>49597839
Right on the money: a once prideful and easy yukkuri being reduced to a mere poo-poo slave.
>a tinge of sorrow knowing that fantasy can never become a reality.
So real. Their suffering would've made the world a little brighter.
>>49598184
It's probably a pretty simple melody.
https://voca.ro/1j2AwE1qsfaQ

>>49584196 (OP)
Why do people hate yukkuris so much? I just don't get it

>>49601844
Sadistic misfits is all, among the few in the world who "an eye for an eye" should apply to.

>>49601844
No one does this to Yukkuri because they hate them. They do it because they love them.

>>49597819
It would be so easy to accidentally squish them. That would be annoying.

>>49602492
They probably attract ants just by existing too.

>>49601844
Some yukkuri (like your pic) are very wholesome and deserve to take it easy, but most deserve 40 days and 40 nights.

>>49601844
They're a mixed bag.

The unparalleled joy of spending all day taking care and having fun with your nicehead pets and then spending all night abyusing shitheads in your basement!

>>49597461
This pool was one of the most hilariously out of control stories I have seen. At least bigboob miss ends up with a hot OL wife and baby Sanae to raise at the end.

>>49597746
It was new to you at the time.

>>49606345
Abyuse brings me a much joy and continues to make shiver from excitement to this day despite it been over a decade by now.
Maybe anon's just a no fun allowed faggot.

>>49600272
>https://voca.ro/1j2AwE1qsfaQ

That's about the average musical talent I expect from yukkuri.

>>49597819
Keep in mind those are koyukkuri, and likely a couple days old at most.

>>49601858
Those people should learn to take it easy

if kos could fly, I'd go berserk

What are the best comics to come out in the past five years or so?
Feels like all the "good stuff" is from the 10s.

>>49597675
I'd drop the fattest log of shit into that box and watch as they all reluctantly eat it.

>>49607217
https://yukkuri.shiteitte.net/pools/2826

This was a good one.

How many billions would someone have to spend to genetically engineer real yukkuri?

>>49618946
A couple hundred at least, but even then there's no guarantee it'd produce successful results.

>>49593757
What would come out out of a yukkuri mother and a human father? Would the creature even be able to live by itself after its formative years?

>>49620605
Nothing. You'd just be a nigga who fucked a pastry.

>>49620605
>>49621702
Nothing is stopping you from fucking a pastry, Anon.

>>49618946
I don't think it would be possible unless it involved robotics but it wouldn't exactly be a Yukkuri if it did.

>>49622609
They wouldn't need to actually be made out of pastry, just something that looks and feels like it.

I want to have consensual sex with a yukkuri.

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>>49584196 (OP)

>>49622623
Would they still be edible?

>>49584196 (OP)
they will get brutally killed.

>>49631696
probably

>>49584196 (OP)
Reminder that Wasa Reimus deserve brutal abuse and death.

>>49597454
Yukkuris are lower than animals so it's okay to abuse them.

>>49632764
As unhinged as the Japanese can be when it comes to dealing with Yukkuri in comics, I get the impression that westerners would make their antics look tame in comparison.

>>49632797
That would be the Fluffy Pony abuse.

You'd just be a nigga who fucked a pastry is going to be the name of my next album.

>>49632764
>>49632797
I doubt people in real life would be so gung-ho about yukkuri abuse considering they're capable of communicating with humans, even if they're pretty dumb.

>>49633946
I'm basing my assumption about westerners based on Yukkuri setting logic where humanity as a whole is incredibly unhinged when it comes to dealing with one specific type of critter. In real life, I absolutely agree. Even if science definitely proved that Yukkuri were not living things, there would be protests in the streets over their treatment and demands for laws to protect them even if they were still public nuisances like they are depicted as being in their content. The opposite of that comic would happen and teachers would have to teach kids why it isn't okay to smash up wild Yukkuri for fun and why they shouldn't just pick them up and eat them just because they are essentially made out of candy. That said, some people would still remember their childhood summers of going out into the woods and blowing up Yukkuri with fireworks fondly all the same.

I remember a few months ago Twitter was making a stink about some rich streamer buying a robot and kicking it. If people get up in arms over something about that then I can only imagine the public outrage if even a tiny fraction of the population starts torturing these things for fun even if it is technically not illegal to do.

what the fuck is wrong with you niggers

>>49633914
https://yukkuri.shiteitte.net/posts?tags=humansex

Yukkuris should learn to be grateful.

Strand the Yukkuri so they starve!

Yukkuri violence is so weird. When it's a sex fetish it's normal and reasonable but some of you don't even get off to it. what's the point then? so weird

>>49635554
Pure entertainment.

>>49632797
It's not a "if", it is.
Fluffies happened. It was fuckawful. God knows if those people are still going at it considering MLP died out.

>>49635554
From some comments on OYP, it seems that people actually do get off to it.

>>49635982
Meanwhile, Yukkuri abuse is still going strong in Japan. Someone even made a 3D animated adaptation of True Happiness on YouTube in 2025.

>>49635554
Are your dopamine receptors burnt out? You can derive joy and entertainment from more than simply cooming.

>>49635217
Which pool is this one?

>>49636541
Seems to just be a single image.

>>49635982
The Fluffy Community site still has stuff being uploaded to it.

>>49635982
Never seen that material myself but as far as the content goes, I'm sure it's not too different from what happens to Yukkuri. It is probably only made worse because the ponies are presumably creatures of flesh and blood.

>>49636047
>Someone even made a 3D animated adaptation of True Happiness on YouTube in 2025.
Got a link?

>>49637812
Fluffy pony abuse has a more grounded feel to it, because those creatures look and function more or less like actual living things, whereas yukkuri are obviously overtly fully abstract and fictional.

>>49638045
And that's why I like Yukkuri content. It can be more creative because by virtue of not being living things, they can live through far worse.

>>49638083
It's actually why I prefer the ponies! Feels more visceral. Yukkuris are kind of farcical more often than not... Ponies are too, but at least it feels more painful. Yukkuris, meanwhile, look like they can't even have pain receptors, which dulls the enjoyment.

I want to read about an anon who is actually scared of puff puff

>>49639790
I like the idea of humouring a yukkuri by pretending to be scared of them before revealing it was all an act and shattering their worldview.

>>49637985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7s8ZU6xwgc
The quality isn't the best, but I'm surprised someone actually even did it in the first place after all this time.

This is how top tier yukkuri content looks like:
https://www.youtube.com/@yukkuriWhisky/videos

Anyone got a DL for the PC version of Yukkuri Diary game? I think there was something before the author nuked everything.

>>49648048
https://mega.nz/file/u1I3EYIB#og3H5NsNT6BADCgTQv6A1sL3fEfU9u0D8mNB4Binv0U
7z Password:
>ReimuAnkoFillings

Though, in my opinion, the game is absolute nigger AIDs. Especially on PC because it has the same "dragging" camera controls as on mobile. You're much better off playing Simyukkuri or Eight Views.