I want to get off Mr Merths wild ride
bread
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I LOVE SLOP
Why does Merth have such a girly avatar anyway?
>>49588504why isnt Remilier feeding Maritrashcan her shitty daiyaipers????
not canon
LMFAO
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This op sucks
Don't make this the thread
Vocaroo deliveries. Requests still open for the following 10 minutes
>>49588482https://voca.ro/1frESVTXioGd
>>49588483https://voca.ro/1ei56FBUeR3d
>>49588487https://voca.ro/1zfIKbpCNTc6
>>49588490I'd need a script
Last digit is how many husbands tewimom has
>>49588515what the fvark are you saying
say FVCVVVVVCCCCCARK I HATE MOFURS
It's not a real thread if Alice isn't involved
Previously on Merth & Friends
>The fate of /v/hu hangs in the balance, will it be the dawn of /jp/hu?
>Art trade drawma, will tewiwhale post her art trades?
>The colonization attempts begin, marisissy claims /g/ as his rightful colony while okina establishes an outpost on /ck/
>Ayapervert made his debut
>Juan still not seen, will he be found?
Find out on this episode!
At least make the OP about touhou
>>49588521https://voca.ro/1ljFVF52ViKk
>>49588523https://voca.ro/1aEwIpxXt9c0
IM STILL WAITING FOR /VIP/HU
>>49588347That's it? It's not that bad unless he got a fully rendered, cleaned up full body full color masterpiece with crisp lineart and detailed background in exchange. So post what he got in teh trade.
>>49588528Hey I was going to ask you to narrate
>>49588523 thank you for reading my mind!
that's not juan, what have you done to juan
>>49588538https://voca.ro/1dexmrgBF6HL
>>49588554https://voca.ro/18bS2X22acg3
I will not be listening to the disgusting voice of a third worlder
I want to punch a 2hu in the vagina
Kicking women in the pussy and punching them in the stomach
>>49588561https://voca.ro/102O5qBOmixB
>>49588565I want to punch Alice in the mouth with my mouth
>>49588523My side stories don't even get put in the episode recaps? God these writers are so biased, they're so concerned with their pet characters like TewiJupiter and Ayapervert that they neglect all of the other side characters.
>>49588565with your penis?
>>49588583All the plots will converge in the finale trust the plan
>>49588584https://voca.ro/1bjQTlk7JbDt
No more vocas, i apologize to all the anons and lurkers.
>>49588583I'm not even brought up in discussions online, how do you think I feel
>>49588595How many Mob characters do we have that just like to watch the antics of the named characters?
>>49588607We are all mob characters in the story of another
>>49588611Rei'sen.....
Tokiko.....
Daiyousei.....
Koakuma.....
>>49586452>Yukaricosplayer got in big trouble for alcoholismI did?
>>49588638They had to write you out of the show during one of the biggest arcs due to the court trial, and only after a public apology and community service were you allowed back on, and even then they had your return episode be a "Very Special Episode" about the dangers of "using alcohol as a driving enhancement"
When will they write hinatraitor back in?
I saw yukaricosplayer at the airport and asked for a pic and he said "only if you remove the hijab" and I said "its my faith" and he aggresively pulled it off my head and stamped on it
I wanna be a thread personality too
>>49588528https://voca.ro/1i8kcM1DkT2s
I made it good
I'LL TELL WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT
>>49588669MY HEROOOOOOOOOOO
Subject: Funding Adjustment Announcement
We regret to inform you about cutting the budget of /jp/hu by 80% effective 6/19/2025. We know this news will be deeply disappointing to many but this decision was not made lightly.
Over the past few weeks, we concluded the lack of game hosting, jiggies and kukulu has forced our hand. We have explored numerous alternatives in hopes of avoiding this outcome but to no avail. Furthermore, we understand there is an ongoing internal conflict among us and we will investigate. Out of respect for those involved, we will not be naming individuals or specific parties in this message.
The team are committed to providing as much transparency and support as possible during this transition. Our funding will be used to rebuild Israel amid the bombing until further notice.
Thank you for your understanding during this difficult time, and for your continued commitment to our shared mission.
With sincere regret,
NIGGERMAN
former secretary of /v/hu
nyoonyonyoynoynyonyoyynyoynoyoynonoynoynyonyonyonyonyoyoynoynyonyooonyoynooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
NYOOOOOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NYOOOOOOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOOO
EVERYVEEHU WAS DIAPEY SHARTING
>>49588512>>49588514>>49588524This is the future you chose.
This is not a touhou thread where some few people are obsessed about some random namefag.
This is a thread where "we" (as in you) obsess over namefags while posting random touhou images.
Hope you are happy.
>>49588698It's not funny!
wow jannies really do not give a single fuck here lel
Okay but what about crying benben anon...? What about mimaposter? What about hydration sanae poster? What about babushkanon? THESE are the characters I want to see return. Will Hinapervert ever baldify anyone ever again?!
new episode have been delayed, /jp/hu is severely understaffed and underfunded
>>49588708They do. This is the containment thread to keep the mental nutcases in one place.
Where is Sakuyaposter? Is he ok?
where is mustardgadanon?????
too busy catering to ojou-sama in the new takorin game
I miss Daiyousei singing anon
I miss Yuumaposter
Tacowho? Sorry but this is a Potemkiboard.
>>49588733With this, I end my life
Where did this meme even come from
>>49588745Uhg I laughed at this...
>>49588748Which one? There's like 30 memes in this thread alone
this blows and not in the diaper kind of way
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eaglebros..... why do they hate us
>>49588515What sort of accent is that?
>>49588745Anon is that you? ugghh get out of here I'm waiting for my boyfriend jamal
>>49588765BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Did you know? The Gayfeather flower has been used as a medicinal herb by Native Americans for diuretic and stimulant needs among others. It was also used to reduce swelling and help with snake bites.
>>49588772SHE'S MOVING ON TO THE BIG (?) NATIVE COCK NOW
john redcorn's death wasnt your fault, you need to let go
RumiaHM
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>>49588772What a cool flower Kazami sensei!
What does it smell like?
>>49588772Is there a backstory on why they gave that name ?
>>49588781Remotranny's untimely death was ours thoughbeit
>>49588713WHO DARES SUMMON ME
honk
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alright, looked through 103's uploads and found it. let's make some observations. it's clearly rushed, reisen's ears and hair among other parts aren't finished. he didn't erase or cleaning up random lines like the purpleish line above the dog. it has to be one of the worst 103 drawings ive seen, seen him put more effort into rando requests.
>>49588794Can someone translate this esl babble
>>49588784It doesn't have a smell naturally but when dried up it smells a little bit like vanilla
>>49588812the biggest black you'll ever shallow is that all his art looks like a rushed unpolished turd
>>49588812Of course it's with a dog
>>49588812she fucked that dog tho
>>49588812It's so cute
Why did tewimom ask for it though? Does she have a pet dog?
>>49588819>the biggest black you'll ever shallow
Miss Remitranny was a hero and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
>>49588825I've been conditioned to laugh like a pavlovian dog at this image
the bbc yuuka has done irreversible damage to her character, greater than maribrap
>>49588825>>49588819WHY AM I LAUGHING? WHAT DID YOU PEOPLE DO TO ME
>>49588826Well I sure fucking hope not or tewihusband might have to share
It's /jp/hu now yatsuchuddie
>>49588777Giving you a (you) for making me chortle
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>>49588794>>49588801looks like someone's been trolling online way too long and now needs a change!
>>49588850I look like this and I do this
GUUGUUGAGAGAGUUUGUUUGAGA GGAGUUUGGUUUUG
Lily black must be behind this
>>49588850I've seen so much porn where Flan's crystals are replaced with used condoms and now I default to seeing them like that
Anyways I wanna fuck this toddler
>>49588826It's her friend with benefits
why does remi have normal wings but flan has christmas lights
>>49588870I saw this exact pic in reddit...
Do you think tewifreighter has... y'know...
>>49588878Flan destroyed her wings according to the fortune slip
Better question is why Remi's wings are so fucking big in IN but so small in EosD
>>49588879Multiple posters here steal from reddit and post there as well by their own self admission
>>49588878Flandre destroyed her own wings. She is a crazy emo
>Comment from ZUN>We don't even know what her wings are made of. I'm sure they were bat wings like her sister's at first, but perhaps as a result of her destroying them and regenerating them over and over again, they ended up turning into something that's easy to regenerate.
>>49588878I thought she destroyed her wings
>>49588890ok those really do look like condoms
>>49588883I saw that on twitter lel. Cycle of content I suppose
Flandre is a christmas tree
>>49588882she can shrink her wings. ZUN said that remi's real wings remind him of Bahamut from FF
>>49588812Our hero and Reisen
>>49588812Glad to see that Touhou x Ace Combat crossovers are still going strong
>>49588884>flan self-harmsI guess she really is insane then.
>>49588902I FUCKING TOLD YOU
hongart
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>canon meira
>>49588911She only wants her onee-sama's attention, but Remi keeps forgetting about her
all roads lead to takorin
the futa drought is unbearable
/jp/ is making fun of us...
>>49588995I dont really care what /diapey/ thinks
Theory: /jp/ jannies are allowing this thread to stay up because they know about the /v/hu situation and are aware that we've become a hindrance so they're keeping us contained here. Why else would they let this thread with an OP pic full of western artists that clearly isn't about touhou nor japanese culture to stay up?
Guys I'm scared. Is the Merth & Friends show getting canceled? I don't want my comfort namefag to disappear.
>>49589021They're allowing this thread because there aren't really any /jp/ jannies right now. The few jannies that stuck around after the hack are just here for the vtuber threads. Everything else here is wild west.
>>49589021Mods literally do not care, like you could post that one shotacuck Miko picture as a op and it will stay up
>>49589025Going on hiatus.
>>49589025It's the trailer for the new video
>>49589025>>49589028Let's test that theory out.
Massive Keiki titties made for sweaty paizuri with my thick cock, my balls churning up warm white loads for them. Getting titfucked faster and faster until i go SPUUUUURT on her perfect mammaries.
>>49589030Nooooo, how is that a good announcement?
Who's going to make funny meme videos? Who's going to make the fusus? Who will read me bedtime stories? Please don't leave Merth. The anons need you. They look up to you.
>>49589021janny trannies dont care
this place has zero meidos left
its a vtcucks now
theres a fucking futa general for crying out loud
>>49589028They still delete low-quality posts outside of these threads. It seems they've given up on just these threads.
Yuuka BBC for the next op
>>49589044>Gave up quicker than /a/ mods with /dbs/
kissu is still talking about us...
If you keep forcing the Yuuka meme, I'm gonna make an actual nsfw edit and you will be to blame.
>>49589054drawing the line there
>>49589050Fucking liar, you made me take a look.
>>49589063you got baited by the oldest trick in the book what did you expect
I'm not going anywhere stop spreading lies
>>49589064Hey what the fuck I posted an image with this and uploaded it but it didn't get posted. You ruined by reference 4chan you hacks
>>49589069Hi Merth, who's Bingo Starr?
>>49589069How was your day Merth?
>>49589076Will you ever do a voice reveal?
>>49589077going good
>>49589080not hard to find
>>49589072>2 hours agoThat was years ago. I doesn't count.
What /v/hus do you want to cameo in Merth's next video? We already got Tewimom and Sr Pelo, who else?
>>49589085itss a slow website
>>49589088Since when was Sr Pelo a vhu
>>49589084I get the feeling you're not the real Merth. Can you prove your identity?
>>49589072>Isn't /2hug/ still up? Why can't they go there Anons there would have a heart attack if they saw more than 5 posts a day
>>49589088Wait, was Tewimom Hatate in the MoF video?
>>49589092Sr Pelo regularly posted in /v/hu back in the day. We called him ol' Pelo /v/elhu. YaboMatoi also has posted in the /jp/ Touhou music threads before, and over a decade ago Stebbins posted here as well. Honestly anyone who isn't pure brainrot twitter degenerate Touhou pride fan has probably posted on jaypee.
I want mspaintanon to draw more butts
Speaking of retirement, i might stop doing tributes.
>>49589088not a /v/hu but Lemontene get an amen? She is jaypee's adopted baby
>>49589069How are those art trades going Merth?
>>49589115We never asked you to do tributes in the first place...
>>49588826I agree that it's kind of cute BUT it isn't what I asked for. I asked for a date scene like takanetoddler's commission.
>>49589115This is worse than 3 9/11s
baldbye
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>>49589030>>49589102Have a restful break
don't be a stranger, i'll miss you
>>49589124>Bully Takanetoddler>Then steal his commission ideasI don't understand, what did he ever do to you to make you hate him so much?
>>49589124Jpeg dog is too good for her
>>49589131I'm not taking a break
>>49589124You wanted Reisen and a dog to share an ice cream together at night? Why?
>>49589088Yukaricosplayer
>>49589138I can't BELIEVE you're going on vacation to the bahamas for an entire year
what will we do without you...
>>49589141Just LOOK AT HOW MUCH BETTER THIS DRAWING IS
>>49589141The ring is on his right hand, isn't it supposed to be left?
Merth angered the Mexican cartel so now he has to move to a new country. /v/hus, if you live outside of Mexico and want the chance to house THE Merth, now is your chance!
>>49589159Don't be racist TewiLeaningTowerOfPisa
>>49589141Because Reisen gave up human men due to being a rape victim and now has a dog boyfriend who won't ever abuse her, duh.
>>49589152Right mean you are not married and left means that you are married.
Basically, this is NTR.
>>49589166Yuukabros have competition
Call me gay but i do think one of the best things about /jp/hu is how culturally diverse it is. Having anons from all across the globe is quite magical but not as magical as seeing them bond
>>49589169Reminder we even have a few Japanese anons lurking here. At least back on /v/ we did.
I wish there was a cute vhu girl that would do reverse tributes
>>49589172Stop spreading this lie, it was just another anon living in or visiting Japan like some bigass weeb
>>49589179>reverse tributesHuh? Isn't the opposite of a tribute a non-tribute?
Lie this, lie that. Post a fact.
>>49589186We need a woman to save /v/hu from becoming 100% homosexual
>>49589188>Post a fact.You wil die one day and the world will be better place for it
>GUYS I SWEAR THERE'S NO JAPANESE ANONS SOMEONE IN /V/HU JUST... THEY JUST BOUGHT A PLANE TICKET AND TRAVELED OVER TO JAPAN! THEY GOT THE VISA AND WENT THROUGH SECURITY AND CUSTOMS JUST TO GO TO AN EXPENSIVE FOREIGN COUNTRY JUST TO POST IMAGES FROM OUR THREADS TO THEIR IMAGE BOARDS! IT'S ALL A TRICK! THERE ARE NO JAPANESE ANONS YOU'RE ALL GULLIBLE IDIOTS! ALSO THE EARTH IS FLAT AND 5G SIGNALS CONTROL YOUR MIND! I AM SMART!!!!!
>>49589149If you wanted the dog sex scene you should have given him five dollars
>>49589201Wasn't parseecosplayer literally posting from Japan? Plenty of anons visit Japan dude
>>49589207anon stop don't give the stalker any hints to where to find him
dox
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Why is there a church called Hakurei Shrine in Mexico?
I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I KNOW HE WENT TO JAPAN TO POST THOSE IMAGES
>>49589225https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=340gqeE9kBw
>>49589142Who is Yukaricosplayer?
>>49589248One of the members of /v/hu's triforce of cosplayer boywifes
>>49589252>yukaricosplayer>parseecosplayer>?
>>49589259Can i get storytimes about the parsee and hina cosplayers too? I like reading stories!
>>49589264I don't know about those. I don't even know if the yukaricosplayer greentext is legit or not.
>>49589268Stop eating shit or too much, work out and sleep well.
>>49589268Sex
No one who has lots of sex is fat
SOMEONE HAVE SEX WITH ME NOW
>>49589268Eat less/better, drink water, get even mild exercise (2 30 minute sessions a week is more than enough), and get 8-10 hours of sleep every day
>>49589268>>49589327This is all true, but the biggest factor hands down is eating less. Calories in vs calories out. Eating less calories > Exercise >>> everything else. But it all does help.
>>49589348dont leave please
>>49589268dodge bullet gooder
So why does TewiDestroyer hate Takanetoddler so much? He seems so harmless.
This is boring, where is Koichi?
>>49589439Currently being molested by golden hearted citizens
Merth still needs to apologize
>>49588548Kamen Rider reference!
Can we... talk about Touhou now?
>>49589562He just wants to be happy with his Yamawaro
>>49589363Would you have prone bone sex with this exotic dancer?
>>49589576That's what he wants you to think.
>>49589255>>49589256Imagine just sitting between Parseecosplayer and Hinacosplayer, not even doing anything, just feeling their warmth and the soft fabric of their dresses.... and no I ain't gay.
>>49589603No. I want Satono paizuri.
>>49589633Draw Satono paizuri
Merth accepted the art trade and then ran away without making art... How could he?
chims
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>>49589745Sorry i was taking a piss
>>49589768shut the fuck up janny you take bribes yourself
>>49588812thats the 103 drawing?
i agree it looks bad, but why did he do it?
it seems out of character when he puts more care in random free drawings
>>49588812lmao no wonder, maybe he didn't feel like drawing dog porn?
Why do people talk like they themselves are a them
>>49588812So what did he get in exchange? It better be good.
>>49588812Kill yourself degenerate
>>49588496 (OP)Why is Doraemon here?
The Lyrica image is still up btw
wtf is jphu and who tf is merth like what
anons explain this to me
>>49589952humiliation ritual
>>49589952Touhou threads on /v/ (referred to as /v/hu) developed their own community full of recurring characters who are treated like tripfags. Mods decide to nuke Touhou threads off /v/, so the posters of /v/hu decided to move here, taking their insane obsession with these pseudo-tripfags with them.
Merth is a /v/hu drawfag who is also a Youtuber who makes mildly popular Touhou and Fire Emblem animations. He's one of the drawfags which people shitpost about the most, to the point of some thinking of him as like a main character for /v/hu.
>>49589952Merth is the main character of this thread
/jp/hu is the /jp/ branch of /v/hu, the thread on /v/ dedicated to Touhou
>>49589952This is the Merth & Friends show, starring Merth
>>49589952Merth is "we have sr Pelo at home"
Sr Pelo at home:
984
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Landorus at home
keiki
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>>49589952Hello confused /jp/ anon
You see this is a very convoluted inside joke that I need to explain the entire lore of /v/hu for you to understand.
baby
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seija!
I would lovingly impregnate all three
>>49589942>>49590009Her name is Red Yatsuhashi
Yatsuhashi Prismriver
Alice Prismriver
Letty Prismriver
I love diaper i love meira 2hu
>>49590009Cute Lyricasissy
I want to kiss your penis
>>49590040What is this newfag meme?
Where is the bear piss gif?
>>49590048Anon... Your /v/hu lore reps....
>>49590050Please be patient I have dementia
uhh veehu sisters how do I tell him?
>>>/v/713073965
>>49588669This is very epic, I love Merth & Friends!!!
>>49590112not your personal army
>>49589623sometimes I like to imagine Parseecosplayer and Hinacosplayer in the same room after a long 2hu party still feeling that rush together and turning into a pretty charged sexual tension between them that eventually leads to them getting closer like magnetic force and kissing still in their cosplays. Their bodies pressed closed together despite all that fabric and the puffiness of their dresses and getting deep into that kiss as their hands grope eachother's thighs and sneak under their skirts. I can even imagine them ending up laying together one on top of the other handholding, making out and slowly grinding their hard-ons together despite their cosplays concealing their boners
cracked
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Yesterday I talking with my mom and wanted to say 'mom' but I almost accidentally said 'meira' instead, I stopped immediately after the first syllable and corrected myself.
Has anything similar happened to any of you?
patrick
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otter bros... i'm licking yachie's coochie
the animal mafia is my favorite nuhu meme
Oh no, Shou accidentally dropped Cell, causing him to explode!
>>49589782>If it wasn't for the dog drawing there would've been a massive gap between December 7th and December 23rdShe sent out the rape dogs
>Meiravirgy is getting destroyed AGAIN in the other thread
It's not looking good...
>>49590328Patrickautist would NEVER
>>49589040>theres a fucking futa general for crying out loudIt's a thread, sure, unusually close to the last one, but still just a thread. There is no pretense of continuity or actual continuity, unlike this place.
Also, futa, however /d/, is still more /jp/ material than some discord-lite.
>>49589021>>49589040Interesting how you shit your diapey in the /jp/hu thread but not the /vt/umor hololive thread.
The meiracourt demands the prosecution to speak their charges against the accused individual 103.
>>49590722baptize him with the taoie ouchie?
>>49590722what do you koisneed
[IMPORTANT NOTICE]
/jp/hu gamers will be able to participate in the CCP contest starting tomorrow! Check webm related for further details. If you have any questions or notice any flaws with the way the contest is designed, let me know immediately.
>>49590728Draw for me. Amuse me.
>>49590732I don't get it. Is this a minimum score challenge?
>>49590763Yes. Whoever gets the lowest score wins, hence the "pacifism" in the contest title since it means killing as little enemies as possible
>>49590732>>49590770>pacifismIs this an undertale reference?
>>49590732>pacifism Undertale
>>49590770Can I do the genocide route instead?
>>49590776>>49590778Did Undertale really invent that word? I've seen plenty of youtubers do "pacifist challenges" in non-Undertale games.
>>49590785You could but that would mean getting last place in the contest most likely.
>>49590770I'll just bump in the first fairy then. Boom. Easy lowest score.
Never do the genocide route at the end you have to fight CCPbetrayer at his full power
Not participating in a contest that has anything to do with that fag
>>49590795you have to BEAT the stage, which means beating Meiling. It says so on step 3.
I love meiling's delicious gock! I love gock!
>>49590829I can't tell if this is Marisa, Eiki or Tenshi
>>49590829Now draw the genocide route
>>49589782just slopping it out quickly after ignoring the trade to get it over with most likely. for reqs he gets attention and yous but a trade won't get him anything like that
>>49590864Why did you make her so sexy?
>>49590829Tharja? In MY Merth art?
>>49590864https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhnDebV_odA
I don't trust anyone who thinks Family Guy is funny
>>49590888What if I think American dad is funny but not family guy?
>>49590900You're slightly better as long as you're not one of those weirdos that wants to fuck the mom or the sister
>>49590866drawfags are so evil....
Merth where is the draw trade, you got your yuuma, pls respond
Bring me Merth and mspaintanon's 1cc charts.
>>49590864Now draw the Snowgrave route
>>49590864Now draw FRIEND INSIDE ME
otterbros we are forgotten
https://strawpoll.com/1MnwkWx30n7
>/v/hu everytime Undertale and Deltarune come up
>>49590935Deltarune chapter 4 mogs everything else so much it's unreal
The rape scene is just the cherry on top
>>49590937Any drawfag browsing, can I get a Touhou version of this?
>>49590942yuuka on first slide, yuuka with 2 niggers on the second slide
>>49590937>leftCan't stand Tewigalaxy
>rightMe and the Tewimommy
I enjoy faithful and normal sex with my husband and would never cheat
>>49590955Who is the character on the right with the star in her hair?
>>49590962random nitori fangirl from fds
Good morning friends!! Ready for another day of playing the games and discussing Junko's fate after LoLK?
>>49590968IS IT FOUL DETECTIVE SATORI OR CHEATING DETECTIVE SATORI I DON'T GET IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>49590968I don't give a fuck about printworks. Replace your fanfic character with Meira.
>>49590977t. Hasn't played SoEW
>>49590915MERTH YOU TRAITOR
I can't believe Merth pulled a 103 on a poor anon...
The traitor...
Traitor=We bugged him to death
DRAWFAGS ARE FUCKIN EVIIILL
Can i get something off my chest?
Why isn't anyone talking about me
merth has main character syndrome
Why isn't anyone talking about Seiga
>>49591026yeah let's get those pads off of you
LIKE A DIAPEY IN THE DARK
A DIAPEY IN THE DARK
YEAH
YOU'RE A DIAPEY IN A DARK
JUST A DIAPEY IN THE DARK
>>49591026Sure go on ahead
>>49591035>Watches the Merth & Friends show>Gets upset there's Merth inside>>49591036This is a valid point, I feel like the the Seigaposting has been too low as of late
>>49589835>It was another dog drawing
>>49591047>>49591047DELETE THIS
DELETE THIS
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Why isn't anyone talking about Mai
>>49591054MERTH INSIDE ME
MERTH INSIDE ME
24/7 /jp/hu threads were a mistake
>>49591055how do you know if santa isnt jewish. he goes down the chimney
I see a clean diapey and I want to turn it brown
no toilets anymore i want to turn it brown
No toilets
No shit
Only mari
>>49591069I liked that song and you ruined it for me
>>49591073You mean improved it
Cum tributes
Celebrity drama
Predictions for third fad?
I see a yuuka picture and I want to paint it blacked
>>49591045I'm tired of local /jp/sies, /v/ tourists and whatever the name of those obscure image boards is talking shit about us. Of course this thread is far from being the best and i recognize it can get pretty bad but they treat us like we're a super secret discord server that wants to raid all of 4chan.
It's not a fucking raid, we're always contained in a single thread. We almost never make more than 1 thread on /v/ (when we do it's just because there's a collective desire to make one but we never go beyond 2 threads). We're not raiding /jp/. The only "raid" that's happening is the diaperschizo making posts in other threads but they always get ignored and literally never become anything major.
Why can't they just ignore us, man, we're not harming anyone and everything is kept inside these threads. Do some research on /qa/ or the old habbo incident and find out what a real raid is but don't act like one, JUST ONE thread is the end of the world.
>>49589768Eiki ONLY takes bribes in cum
And it must be delivered from the source DIRECTLY into the womb.
>>49591092That's exactly what I'm doing and seeing that thread first thing in the morning is what ruined my mood.
>>49591085Honestly hard to say.
They hate what they don't understand?
Maybe it's jealousy that the absolute beast of chaos that is /v/hu is somehow able to stay organized enough to find each other and meet up in a thread.
Maybe its the constant namefaging and thread personalities that tick them off because a lot of people find personal offense when you take away even an aspect of total anonymity on 4chan.
There seems to be many reasons, each person might have their own.
Honestly just try to ignore them, as long as jannies are not removing us it's fine. And even then we'll find some other way.
Thank you for sharing this with us, hope you'll be able to feel a bit better.
>>49591107Thanks, I'll try.
>>49591085lol cry about it
stressed because people on 4chinz don't like your thread
behead those who insult meira
Meira (peace be upon her)
>>49591052WHERE IS IT?!
WHY HAS TEWIFAT NOT POSTED HER ART?
IT'S QUIZ TIME!
>What vengeful spirit lives at Reimu's shrine and is likely to make an appearance in Touhou 20?
>Tojiko
>Tokiko
>Mizuchi
>Mima
>>49591132I'm going to die of laughter if it was this
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/125260563
>>49591140Seeing Mizuchi in FW or at least the next fightan/floatan would be pretty cool.
>>49591085>discord serverYou act like one. I wish
>super secretpart was true, it wouldn't be that jarring to observe.
>We almost never make more than 1 thread on /v/ (when we do it's just because there's a collective desire to make one but we never go beyond 2 threads).Only during existence of /jp/hu there were 3 or more threads set up on /v/ on multiple occasions, as it could be seen from discussions as those threads were stomped down.
>We're not raiding /jp/That's true, instead you are clogging /jp/. The current record is three threads at once, like some of the bigger 3dpd generals.
>we're not harming anyoneExcept gossiping about and spitting on drawfags that are posting on this board, but I guess it's a part of your culture to the point you don't even see it.
soon enough she'll break this entire website, how can she be stopped
>Shower with praise and attention the few drawfags that stay here
>Shit on, gossip about, and stalk those who leave. Still talk all the time about them like a bitter ex
Is /v/hu just a BPD teenage girl?
>>49591185awwwwwww boohoo not the poor wittle drawfags where will they blogpost now :(((((((((
>>49591193Let's be real, /v/hu still loves 103 even if he hates us
>>49591194Human-decencybroken
He will cameo in Merth's next video
>>49591203tewimom disagrees
Why can't /jp/hu let go of...Anything?
>>49591247/v/hu is about letting go...
>>49591247When you have so little in the first place it's hard to let of go anything...
>>49591247Fate of making daily threads
>>49591280Ok! From now on, let's make /jp/hu a weekly thread!! No thread until next thursday, ok guys? Pinky promise?
Which 2hu would make the best housewife?
>>49591283Due to timezones though, it's always thursday somewhere in the world...
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Which 2hu would make the best diaper?
>>49591285posting this image gets you banned
>>49591310>Got lost again
>>49591085>we are actually the good guys trust me
>>49591193This is just a lie, Merth, tewimom, mspaintanon and even yatsutraitor have all their share of schizo haters and always have regardless of what you think. Someone had a huge meltdown when yatsutraitor drew porn for takanetoddler. I've seen so many meltdowns over our native artists it's ridiculous. Whether they leave or stay, people will have their opinions about them. Also it's pretty obvious that people are just mad that merth is so cool and popular and just hate tewimom because she's a woman that draws weird stuff. You guys look way too deep into what basically amounts to a mixture of mental illness and shitposts meant to stir the pot.
>>49591378Yuka when she sees white pener
which drawfag has no haters
>>49591386Ones nobody cares about
Two Yuuka jokes away from making that edit.
The Lyrica image is still up btw
>>49591401I do not care for their recent nsfw drawings
>>49591386Me I think but I fear the day I somehow attract the kind of attention you all bring upon your own artists, so basically
>>49591388
>>49591409I hate you. You are my enemy. Leave.
>>49591409Tewimom, that day will never come!
>>49591415I don't negotiate with smelly goats, baka.
>>49591430Only male goats smell.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wep5TUHtRlw
>>49591409Im sending ayapervert to your location rn
>>49591441I actually did not know that...
But then why is she still so rank? Tell your boss to take a fucking shower for once. Aren't you people majority eaglebloods anyways?
i saw this thumbnail of iran bombing something but i legitimately thought this was yuuka im i okay
>>49591453How do I prepare myself for this, what the fuck
>>49591454>why is she still so [HEADCANON]? Tell [ROLEPLAY]. Aren't you people [SPECULATION] anyways?
what are merth's 10 desires?
>>49591465Cosplay sex
Getting pegged
Ntr takanetoddler again
Turn yuuka onto bnc (big native cock)
>>495914651. Peg cream
2. Self-lubricant gf
3-10. Anti-aliasing off
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I made this.
>>49591506>Slightly She is gonna explode
2hus that have exploding orgasms?
>>49591506This is true
Reminder that merth has not delivered yet
>>49591620LLS>MS
EoSD>PCB>IN
TD>UFO
WBaWC>UM
Your dad>your mom
>>49591635The first row is actually right though
>>49591506>>49591539Actually I laughed, good one anon
>>49591654IS THIS IMAGE REAL
>>49591654It bothers me greatly her bow isnt either red or blue
>>49591506There, made it better
And no, I'm too lazy to redo the text
>>49591683My fuarking LoLKheroes...
The meiramindbreak deluge has come to gaypee....
when is tewimom and 103dad going to reconcile i don't want to see them fighting
hey guys what have you done without me
>>49591690It's an undertale/deltarune reference to have a mom and dad who fight
>>49591695>unnamed picture
[good news] the /cm/ shitpost thread I made is somehow still up, proving that youmu is in fact, a boy
>>49591378>people are just mad that merth is so cool and popularVery true. There are some other cool and popular anons here, but nobody on /jp/hu has caught on to it yet, thankfully.
I'm the coolest and most popular around these parts.
I actually feel bad for our jayfriends. They have been through a lot, it is understandable why they would vent at us like this, they have deep buried anger for holofags and it's coming out now at us.
>>49591742my favorite part about this whole ordeal is me mindbreaking some Remiliafag to shitpost aislopped diapey Flandres by parroting daiper shitposts from the jay and namedropping Remitranny
I refuse to post in that other thread btw. It's nice and quiet here.
Merth, send an apology letter to the anon you betrayed
>>49591785my favorite part was when remifag won the argument against flanfag
>>49591833Fighting the war
>>49591813that was a different guy and tbqh it was pretty obvious flanfag was baiting the remifag to death by hitting him where it hurt the most
very fun shitflinging from both parts tho
>>49591833Making a game apparently
When are we getting a satorifag vs koishifag fight?
>>49591867hopefully soon I like them better than the bats
Tocchanfag vs Yocchanfag when?
>>49591871I'll start.
Satori reading your mind during her fight is so cool that it automatically makes her more interesting than Koisneed could ever be. Most Koisneed fans don't realize that she isn't as schizo as some fanart implies.
Put eikijanitor and ccpanon in a cage and see who wins
>>49591884ccpanon is eikijanitor's spy
>>49591884I will come out as a dad to two
>>49591890Stop it with the family member analogies.
>>49591883Koishi's spellcards themed around the subconcious are really cool and its genuinely a really fun extra boss fight
Satori barely has 3 unique attacks to her before she starts ripping off your partners spells and some renditions of their previous spells are super lame
I also feel like a lot of Satorifags moefy her a lot into this shy cute girl when in canon she's an 11 point jobbing bitch
>>49591901I'll concede that Koishi's fight is more fun gameplay wise since I'm a huge sucker for extra stages and you could say that Satori's fight is nothing more than recycling with the excuse of fanservic, however that is simply how videogames work.
In terms of personality, i never considered her cute nor shy and always saw her as the smug, physically weak type (like Patchouli but better). I'll take that over "genki girl #26" any day of the week.
This is what Nintendies calls "forced soul"
>>49591956Yeah, sorry, i don't have any strong feelings towards both. I just like Satori a little bit more.
Just one more day of work before weekend.
Don't know if I can make it.
Have a good night /v/hus
This episode of Merth & Friends was really tense with multiple meiramindbreaks, hopefully things will calm down next episode
>>49592007Next episode will be the CCP contest special if all goes well.
ugh, I hate tournament arcs
The Lyrica image is still up btw
>>49590678Fuck 103 comin' straight from the imageboard
A young anon got it bad 'cause I'm white
And not his other color so 103 thinks
He has the authority to ignore what I say to he
*faps in the thread while everyone's gone*
Someone in the thread is masturbating, I think you should come over here
*opens mouth ready to receive the seeds of the fapping anon*
I'll be completely honest with you, half of my posts are made with my dick in my hand. I like jerking off with this thread open.
>>49591900Pipe the fuck down, Hinapervert.
>>49592203>"mustardgasanon please come back!!">"oh fuck yes, that's the stuff baby, I'm getting close~
>>49592233The only one allowed to do that to me is Alice, begone demon
2hus for this feel?
https://youtu.be/8BUKHLVCJio
Sisters... I'm not liking this Memetale/Cuckarune creep slowly but surely taking over 2hu threads. I hate Wokefox so much and you fucks are buying his games? What a sick joke!
>>49592300(Wait until Anon finds out about Zun and Toby's secret scheme to make unlimited Ran doujins!)
>>49592300Diversity is our strength, they are fellow oppresed folx being banned by jannies on sight
>>49592313Wokyfox convinced ZUN! to remove Ran's swastika, even if it had nothing to do with Nazism.
>>49592313>spamton againRobert can't design good characters anymore
HOLY DIAPER
YOU'VE BEEN DOWN TOO LONG IN THE MIDNIGHT THREAD
OH WHAT'S BECOMIN OF ME
yuukabro, calm yourself, please. for all of our sakes...
https://warosu.org/jp/?task=search2&ghost=false&search_text=&search_subject=&search_username=&search_tripcode=&search_email=&search_filename=marisad&search_datefrom=&search_dateto=&search_media_hash=&search_op=all&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=new&search_capcode=all&search_res=post
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/filename/marisad/
the toilet troubles are unbearable
>>49592550One more joke and that anon is making an edit
>>49592571LET HIM TRY AND THREATEN ME I FEAR NO MAN
>>49592557this is a scream for help
where's my rival chynatoilet
>>49592540Tewimom's new husband???
I didn't know her in-game portrait was so fugly.
>>49592700Fuck you buddy mamizou looks fine
>>49592671wtf that's a legit jumpscare... *poos pantaloons*
>>49592700mamizou has always been ugly to me but i think it's mostly down to her outfit
her human disguise is cute and i actually really like it
LET ME SHOW YOU JUST
WHAT
IM
MADE OF
NOWWWWWWWWWW
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A surprising amount of progress was made for being a very sloppy 2nd attempt.
fvvvvvvvvrk my tummy rumbly again!
the toilet troubles hath just begun
Without Alice, all is lost
After the whole tewimom drama, which drawside do you take?
Who was in the wrong?
I will ALWAYS stand with tewimother, for I am loyal like a dog.
>>49592754ten desires is too hard for me
>>49592783whoever draws meira shall be crowned KING
Marisaposter humiliation ritual
>>49592785It's not as easy as LLS or even WBaWC but still easy to conquer if you dedicate yourself to playing it for a day or two. I spent a total of like 6 months trying to beat SA and UFO back to back and i remember TD took me way, way less than that.
This episode of Merth & Friends will host the epic shitting battle between maridiapy and chinatoilet
Place your bets!
MAI SATONO I DEMAND you come back please
>>49592785TD is one of the easiest windows games right behind MoF and PCB
"HEIL /V/HU" I say to myself as I report another deltarune thread
>>49592818Deltagods are our frens...
>>49592818The poor bastards don't even have a board they can run into, give them a break
>>49592823if I cant have fun, no one else can
We should team up with deltarunners
Question for the secondaries: Why are you attracted to threads filled with characters from games you never played? If you're not a secondary, you know exactly what to post to prove it.
>>49592833Easy to shitpost
>>49591556Bombergrapeanon...
>>49592825/vg/? Incidentally, something /v/hu should consider too.
>>49592783>>49592784Now that I've seen the evidence, not only 103anon did nothing wrong but Tewislampig ends looking really bad. it's obvious that wicked, wicked Tewihag tricked him into trying to draw troll art to a-log the Takane waifufag and she got really angry when 103anon realized it and first tried to stall for time, then delivered a harmless drawing instead of the troll art she wanted to use to torment Takane anon.
The issue was never about the quality of the art, the issue was Tewibraphog not getting her way. She didn't picked 103anon because she liked his art, she picked him because he dared to draw a lovey dovey commission for Takane anon of him and his waifu on a date. So she straight up tricked him into a bad faith art trade to make a drawing of Reisen and a dog having a date exactly like Takane anon and his waifu and got really mad when she got a harmless drawing. Womyn being this evil is not surprising, never forget the most evil CWC a-logs and ED sysops were fat womyn.
>>49592843He's right, everyone, let's post on /2hug! I'm sure everyone will welcome us with wide, open arms and won't tell us to go back to /jp/ or /v/!!
>>>/vg/527436894
>>49592848>[HEADCANON]yawn
tewiplanet was a lying whore all along bwuuuuuuuhhh??
>Still hasn't posted what her drawing was
>>49592855its wild how the /vg/ thread has even less discussion about the games than we do
>>49592753this is how it feels like to browse these threads consistently
>>49592848You know 103 has no morals, it's not as if he's morally opposed to drawing a doggy date it's that it would have taken too much effort to draw
>>49592868Not as wild as /2hug/ having an invisible forcefield that repels /v/hu anons (or any non-/2hug/ anons) and literally no one wants to post there or even awknowledge its existence. It's odd considering how you see an autist from here go "10chan.obscure is making fun of us..." and "i asked keikicosplayer to be my boyfriend on lickylickyloo.org and he ghosted me" every thread.
>>49592889/2hug/ is at the bottom of the foodchain
>>49592858Nice try, but we know it's true because her art trade with Merth was also troll art targeted at Takane anon.
>>49592898That Takane BITCH had it coming for spamming his nothing character instead of worshipping the all mighty Reimu Hakurei.
If that MeiraAUTIST was still active I would draw blacked porn of her noncanon PC98slop character.
>>49592917Please provide photographic evidence for these claims
>>49592917Great post Aunn, you will get additional scratches tonight. I can't afford more food for you, though.
>>49592917So? Her frog mom straight up rapes them
>>49592889We have a Keikicosplayer?!
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the woke mob is trying to cancel sanae
So a man walks into a bar, and sits down. He starts a conversation with a shrine maiden next to him. The shrine maiden has obviously had a few. She says to the man:
"You see that temple on the mountain? Built it myself, hand crafted each piece, and it's the best temple in Gensokyo! But do they call me "Sanae the temple builder"? No! And you hear about that incident a few years ago? I solved that, took me two weeks, through danmaku and fairy guts, but do they call me "Sanae the incident solver"?
The shrine maiden looks around, and makes sure that nobody is listening, and leans to the man, and she says:
"But you fuck 50 shotas..."
>>49592922hey thanks reimu can i keep shitting on the floor too
>>49592968Meira is still Meirelevant, you're Meirabroken
Which 2hu loves shitting in the streets
>>49592968But she gets fucked by shotas
Uuuuu I feel a big one coming!
UUuuuuug I didn't pack my diapey for this adventure! I may be a strong, independent witch, but even I forget things sometimes!
Ha-aauh... O-Oh, hi Reimu! Wh-what do you mean I'm making a weird face...? No, n-nothing's wrong, silly! I'm.. I'm j-
>Marisa's face suddenly turns bright red. The wet, bubbly noises emanating from her asshole give it away - she shat herself. Reimu looks at her, mortified, before doubling over in laughter. Marisa screams, yells, protests her laughter and tries to deny her "accident" to the best of her ability, but it only gets worse.
R-Reimu, I'm tellin ya! I didn't s-shit myself, ze...! I'm just feelin' gassy today, that's a-
>The brown goop travels down her legs and settles down onto the green grass below. There's no escaping what's just transpired.
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>>49592983She gets fucked by worms and bacteria.
>>49592983Meira gets fucked by shotas?
My hero...!
>>49592998She literally escapes one text box after. Secondary spotted.
i miss the yabba dabba doo marisa anon
>>49592903vindictiveyuukabromerth...
How do we stop Yuukabros? Can their infinite need for bulls ever be sated? Is it possible to rehabilitate them or will they always default to wanting to watch?
I feel like there's been a rose in shitposters as of late. The weird falseflagging, the diaperposting (sadly ongoing), and the yuukaposting. What can we do now?
>>49593029>rose in shitpostersIt's our culture
>>49590660Try posting anything out of line there, let alone criticise jannies, and see how many minutes you last before receiving a 3-day vacation.
>>49593029Continue until we either burn ourselves out or get banned again
>>49593029this is what /v/hu is all about yatsuchuddie
>>49593040I've heard this thing likes to spread sexual diseases to unsuspecting men over 40, mostly at night, is that true???
>>49593037Further proof that /v/h- sorry I mean /jp/hu is actually a ploy to spread degenerate fetishes like scat, farts, interracial, bestiality, etc among Touhou fans
I open danbooru and the first thing i see is jackalman fucking sariel
where's that one guy that loves sariel he needs to see this
NYOOOOOOOOO DONT LOOK I-I DIDNT SHAT MY DAYPEY NYOOOOOOO *BRAAAAAAAAAAAP* UUUUURRRROOOAAAAAAGGGGJHHHH NYOOOOO NYOOOO DONT LOOK!!!!!
STOP LAUGHING AT ME ZEEEEE!!!!!!
*BRAAAAAAAAP
>>49593030The rose symbolism is very important to /v/hu
>>49593072Koisneed also has roses in her fight what does this mean for us
>>49593062It won't pass approval, not with that quality.
Also shame on you, Sarielfag is very devoted Anon, do not wish ill on those that dedicate their heart to 2hu.
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beautiful
>>49593086my cumdump on the left btw
I told you faggots that i would make an actual Yuuka BBC edit if you kept forcing your stupid joke. Here it is. You provoked this.
https://files.catbox.moe/5g08dn.mp4
>>49593086extremely cute
sauce?
>>49593090Merth stop pushing Genji we will never lust over Genji
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henlo :D
>>49593095you will never be a veehuu sex icon Unzanautist
there is no mustard gas anon
>>49593091>You provoked this.You have no one to blame but yourself. If a bunch of monkeys shall scream "jump!" one day as you pass through bridge, will you listen to them too?
>>49589264Reposting this request for storytimes if the cosplayers thank you
>>49593095Give it up, Unzanfag. We tribute to Genji in this house.
>>49593111You should uhh take a look at the video first.
>>49593091Thanks I came
Yuukasister btw
>>49593091IT'S COMING HOME ONE DAY
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>>49593091>You provoked this.It's amazing. This is exactly the mentality of a heard NPC. Imagine seeing a bunch of faggots having a disgusting fetish unironically, but you see so many of them that you actually join in because you think its a "funny meme" and degrade yourself with them.
You are pathetic anon, I'm sorry.
>>49593119Do you know what a 'principle'-
Nevermind, we are on /jp/hu after all. You wouldn't understand.
>>49593131The nipple showing...
>>49593131I'm going to pinch this whore's nipple
I feel like I'm gaining lots of weight, but that's okay. I've always liked being heavy. It feels more comfortable.
It's getting hard to get off of the chair when I need to go to the bathroom, but I do feel more comfortable when posting on /v/hu
*sluuuuuuuurp*
*munchmunchmunch*
*gulp*
post that duck miko picture of eating chips
Losing my shit when I saw a box for a doctor who sonic screwdriver spork that said BBC on it
yuuaaakkaakakkaakaaBOROUGHSSSS
>>49593188I can only think of katsura ever since I saw that doodle
>>49593197I remember a sequel with Sakuya. What was the name again?
>>49593205Sakuya dabs and gives you advice
>>49593205sakuya tick tock mmd
>>49593212SOMEBODY POST IT ALREADY GODAMMIT
>>49593218https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4PuF4tPTdA
/jp/hu should post more random youtube videos. It's a nice peek into anons' minds.
https://youtu.be/TgUXP63yWkc?si=NZUFsRKv9AIPBI6z
More /jp/hu anons should add me on steam and discord and talk with me privately. It's nice to know who I'm talking to.
>>49593245I thought that was yukari tiddies
>>49593244https://steamcommunity.com/id/gabelogannewell
>>49593245I don't get the reference Merth, why is Reimu upside down?
>>49593245I thought that was Hisami tits unironically
>>49593259Do you want me to draw Hisami tits
>>49593263Is the sky blue?
>>49593267It's crimson where I am.
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The weak should fear the strong
>>49593256I want the overarching theme of the pc98 series to be the downward and uphill spiral of the human experience so I just borrowed imagery like I always do
Only 2 hours until the CCP contest begins! I'm going to bed soon but i will be taking a look at your submissions (if any) once i wake up. Use this post
>>49590732 as an anchor if needed.
>>49593277Are you animating the pc-98 games one by one or in a single video?
>>49593273That was some good shit. Too bad Diisuke only draw mostly Eirin or Urumi
>>49593288Good luck. Looking forward to the obligatory HRtP joke of Reimu hitting herself with the yin-yang orb.
>>49593293Thanks I'll be studying the Terminator in preparation
>>49593233https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIiBOauHjpI
>>49593345Need I say it? Bigger.
How about next time you make a thread that can handle the kirisame style, later nigga
>>49593079I like him Jackalman is cute