Bang bang
banki banki
seeeex with banki banki :)

BALL INSPECTION

Nice try but you're not gonna make me relapse.

>>49640996 (OP)
>Bang bang
>banki banki
>seeeex with banki banki :)
4/10

>>49641028
Be honest, was it the smilie? Was that too much?

>>49641030
Yes it's too much, it makes your post feel creepy

make threads at page 10.....

>>49641169
Agreed, we should really make them at the very least on page ten or when image limit hits

>>49641169
We were at image limit...

make a new thread immediately when it hits bump limit

>>49641181
>He can't count
Cirnobro please

>>49641181
just post SJIShus

>first 10% of the stage is hard as fuck
>remaining 90% ranges from managable to easy
I hate this trope

>>49641233
tell me about it. it gets really punishing in No Bomb runs where there's much less room for error

Let me test something:

>first 10% of Merth's playground is as hard as 103's cock
>remaining 90% ranges from mspaintanon to tewimom
Nyoooooo holy tropebroken. Deltarune bosses for this feel?

>>49641260
Feels very Asgore to me

>>49641260
TROPEBROKEN
Gerson

>>49641260
more aislop posts

>>49641260
I actually like when there's mspaintanon parts of a Merth & Friends. But to answer your question Jevil.

>>49641260
You ironically make this post. But there is some retarded faggot anon out there that will go
>"Yo this post is epic and reflects my niche thread group perfectly isn't that right touhou bros? Where we at boys XD?"

>>49641260
Yo this post is epic and reflects my niche thread group perfectly isn't that right touhou bros? Where we at boys XD?

Where we at boys XD?

>>49641294
boysbroken XD!

>>49641260
>namefagposting
Mike

I will Merthify all of my gameplay posts from now on.

A-a-achoo! Koiscuse me, I koisneezed.

Merth defense force online

>>49641269
Asgore isn't a Deltarune boss yet, secondary.

>>49641336
Toby Fox is my uncle, he let me play Chapter 5 ahead of time

I sure hope all those posts are at least ironic.
I'm pretty sure there are anons in these threads entirely for the sense of belonging and personality chasing who don't give half a shit about touhou

>>49641350
Why would Asgore do this to Meira?

>>49641326
What does this mean

>>49641373
not canon

>>49641360
YUUUP YUUUUUUUP YUUUUUUUUUUUP
sense of belonging and personality chasing-broken

I've had it with the non canon excuse. I don't give a shit about Meira but just because something isn't canon doesn't mean people aren't allowed to care about it. What, are you gonna say UDoALG is written better than Osana Reimu?

>>49641407
I wanna know actually, what does /jp/hu think of ZUN's writing skills?

>>49641407
>UDoALG
Ran backstory kino
>Osana Reimu
Nothing of value except for shitty overused reaction images

>>49641407
Junko's son?
Not canon.

>>49641405
How are the three yups supposed to be done? Like

Long-short-long?
Short-longer-longest?
Longest-shorter-shortest?

>>49641428
Maribroken

>>49641420
I don't mind the basic stories he does for games (except for UDoALG that was just terrible even for a shmup story) but mangas range from just average to just as bad as UDoALG.

>>49641420
10% lines and moments that go hard, 20% disappointment, 70% nothingburgers

>>49641428
I like that Ran was given a backstory but I dont like the Yuuma association

>/jp/hu would rather talk about Deltarune than Len'en
Len'en 5 when........?

Let's play a little game:

>go to any booru of your choice
>search your favoritehu's tag
>go to page 5
>download the very last picture in page 5 and post it

>>49641525

>>49641525
Which one is the favorite? Your guess is as good as mine

>>49641512
Len'en 5 tomorrow

>>49641525
https://litter.catbox.moe/6aai1ri811ehjmld.png

>>49641512
I've never gotten the appeal of Len'en, it's gender-neutral knock-off Touhou... Undertale/Deltarune at least is funny.

Deltarune and Touhou go together like peanutbutter and jelly

>>49641525

You stupid /v/hu posters need to get banned, you’re ruining our board don’t you know extremely low quality posts are banned?!
>The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.
See!? Now just look right her-
>Please refrain from posting the following:
>Irrelevant catchphrases or copypasta
>Example: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?..."
>Indecipherable text
>Example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"
>Irrelevant ASCII macros
>Ironic shitposting
>Example: "upboads for le funy maymay trollololololoxdxdxdxd~~!"
>Gibberish text
>Example: "l;kjdsfioasoiupwajnasdfa"
Uh-oh.

Alright, say it with me: Meira

Meira

>>49641722
I hope Touhou never has a SANS UNDERTALE FUCKED MY MOM moment

>>49641790
Isn’t Meira-broken derived from a porn term? Is Meira going to rape me?!

>>49641809
You mean Mizuchi's Death?

>>49641828
>Isn’t Meira-broken derived from a porn term?
Please elaborate.

>>49641479
Cute and canon lesbians though.

>>49641420
Genuinely terrible and you can see this any time he strays from an extremely formulaic game series into a book or a manga.

>>49641848
Mizuchi's death didn't ruin people's perception of a popular character. In fact it added a lot to Mizuchi.

>>49641886
I think Suika is a bitch actually...

https://strawpoll.com/7MZ0k6E9Rgo

>>49641861
I think there’s porn about being “buck-broken” similar to “mind-broken”, and that porn-derived term became a slang term used by crude people. I think it’s about BDSM stuff and being a sex slave. With the slang you might say people are “buck-broken” by /jp/hu, which I assumed got turned into “Meira-broken” since she’s the mascot of /jp/hu.

>>49641898
Always has been. I hated that piece of shit since the moment i played IaMP and she just got worse and worse.
>HAHA LOOK AT THIS DRUNK RETARD SO MEMORABLE I LOVE BEER
>HURR LOOK AT HER MAKING THE SWR INCIDENT EVEN MORE ANNOYING WOOO
>HURR SHE'S ONE OF THE BIG ONI HURR SHE'S SO COOL WOOO GO SUIKA
>SEE? SUIKA IS AWARE OF ZANMU'S PLAN, SHE IS THE ONLY 2HU SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW ABOUT IT GO SUIKA GO SUIKA

>>49641900
Isn’t Okina a goddess of burdens and by extension disabilities? Needing a diaper is a disability, I don’t think we have to make a choice between these two concepts, they can compliment each other.

>>49641420
It can get pretty frustrating when he sets something up and never follows up on it.

Snake, have you heard of the saying, "He who fears he shall suffer, already suffers what he fears"? It means that worrying is worse than the thing you worry about in the first place. Avoid being Meirabroken by becoming focused on more important things right now.

>>49641930
Same she's probably my least favorite character in the series. She just looks like she'd be insufferrable to hang around with. The same energy as a fairy but without the cute innocence of one, two faced with muh oni honesty vs cunning bitch, and she's annoying to fight in Soku.

>>49641898
>>49641930
>>49641988
Suikabroken

>>49641420
ZUN could write kino sometimes

>Suikabro-PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP

>>49641898
We do NOT call women “b*tches” around here on 4chan dot com.

Which Battletech mechs would your favorite 2hus pilot?

>>49642139
HONK HONK

>>49641954
She doesn't wear a diaper she wears a colostomy which isn't the same, like apples and oranges

>>49641420
touhou manga is mostly middling to bad but then for anything from a single chapter to a single panel it'll be the hardest shit you've seen in your entire life

>>49642202
Good One Piece diagram.

>>49642202
why couldn't ZUN make peak like this all the time

>>49642202
the fairy manga was constant peak though

>>49642202
Name it

>>49642263
>Mamizou makes an appearance

>>49642263
Lotus Eater

>>49642263
that time ZUN retconned Shou and Nazrin's backstory to make them trapped underground for no reason (also part of the arc where ZUN conveniently forgot to include minamitsu or nue as part of the myouren temple)

Come up with a cooler, better sounding name for UDoALG that includes "Phantasmagoria" in it.

Why is it that /jp/hu LOVES fat hairy stinky women, yet never talks about Mamizou, who is a fat hairy stinky woman?

>>49642296
because no one likes Mamizou

>>49642295
phantasmagoria is basically just one step to the left in meaning to unfinished dream anyway so it really should have just been called phantasmagoria of all living ghost

>>49642295
Phantasmagoria of Beasts' Garden
Phantasmagoria of the Beast King's Garden
Phantasmagoria of Sneed

More like
Fartasmagoria

I’m going to try this diaperposting thing, you guys tell me if i’m doing it right. Here we go.
>Marisa took a deep breath of the fresh air in her home. Her bowels felt tight. She could feel the gentle pressure of her fecal matter pressing against her anus, still in the rectum. The edges of her diaper had a shiny appearance with smooth bumpy lines perpendicular to the hem, but felt rough and dug into her slightly. The cloth was slightly rough and soft, like wool. It fit snugly around her buttocks and perineum, though it was uncomfortable.
>Marisa, feeling the pressure rise, rushed out of her study. She came to the door and struggled with it as in her panic she forgot which way it opened. Her heart began to race as she got it open. Marisa then struggled through the cluttered hallway and shop area, aiming through the entrance. She had to get out of her magic shop and into the outhouse as fast as she could without knocking anything over, and consequently looked like a penguin trying to compete in an olympic footrace.
>She rushed out of her shop, into the radiant green of the forest outside. The pressure in her bowels mounted. She ran outside and turned around around, looking for the toilet. But as she ran every step worsened her continence, inched her closer to failure. Finally, she saw the outhouse. Reimu had just dropped by but there was no time to talk. Marisa sprinted full speed towards the latrine, running like the wind
>and tripped on a tree root. Her momentum sent her flying. With the shock and panic, her anus began to leak. Marisa then crashed onto the ground, slamming right on her stomach, and that’s when she was done for. As an agonizing blow was dealt to her abdomen, she curled in pain and her bowels began to evacuate themselves. The sensation of tightness in her anus reached its painful yet relieving zenith as it stretched from emptying its contents, then felt only soreness and relief once it finished. Marisa simply laid on the ground defeated, curled up in a fetal position. She was too tired to cry and could only groan. She had just shat herself in front of her best friend. She was mortified. But despite her anxieties, Reimu would be by her side, through thick and thin.

>>49642202
This graph is me with these threads

>>49642363

Do not read that. Look at her. Look at her smile

>>49642363
Please seek help!

Please...just look at her...look at Marisa

>>49642363
helpless and frustrated

>>49642372
>>49642382
Cute

>>49642395
Thank you

>>49642363
I am honestly rather conflicted about this

Stupid witch only good for bullying, and being second place.

muhrisa, put your dick away muhrisa im not having sex with you muhrisa

Stop

>>49642368
>>49642377
>>49642386
>>49642403
>>49642415
Did I go too far? Is Marisa mad at me? Is she going to hurt me?

die

nueanon never got his pubes.....
103 keeps committing crimes against innocent anons

Did you know? Staring at Miko pictures will decrease the levels of chuddynine in your blood.

>>49642447
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH

>>49642456
that so

>>49642382
Unpopular opinion but Marisa looks so much better without the witch hat.

>>49642455
You think that's bad? Merth stole art from some anon here by starting an art trade and not returning his side of the trade

>>49642494
how could she be a witch without her witch hat?

>>49642486
MY FUARKING HERO JACKALMAN

https://strawpoll.com/GJn446a2Qnz

>>49642403
So like did I genuinely do a good job with writing this horrible text? I’ve been told I’m a very good storyteller before but that was a long time ago. Is that why you’re conflicted?

not giving you my country flag

free my nigga metalman

Metal Man will rock your shit
You're hit, don't you forget it, bitch
Throw a saw blade into your face
Let's face it, you will taste my razor blades!
Um, whatever, you're the first boss, bitch
I don't even need a special power to take your shit
Yeah, you're right, I'm no big deal
One shot from my arm cannon, your power's a "steel"
Dead!

>>49641922
>buck-broken
It isn't a porn term per se, I think it came about from some black grifter making a "historical" exposé video or whatever on how white slave owners would have rebellious black slaves, or "bucks", "broken in" by having them be raped. It was a very stupid and homoerotic but it wasn't explicitly porn.
But maybe I'm misremembering

Confess

>>49642599
i talk (and play) with about half of the thread personalities here personally

>>49642599
I absolutely despise what /v/hu became.

>>49642494

Look up here
Look down there
I am the new man
I'm tangled in wires
Chipset adept
Memory load
Keep your vogue code that all have
Tomorrow's world we've all seen
Keep your modern ways
And keep your bugs
The Metal Man is here to stay

>>49642599
Last week I got frustrated so I stabbed myself in the thigh 9 times with a Phillips screwdriver in rapid succession. Surprisingly, I was only barely able to draw blood, though it left pretty severe bruising. Makes me wonder if I could survive a screwdriver attack (note: many reported ‘knife attacks’ are not actually done with proper knives) simply by being too tough for the weapon to penetrate me.

i could penetrate you

>>49642656
I broke my mirror by nicking off the sides with my screwdriver. To my surprise the mirror wasnt sharp it was layered like a phone screen protector and crumbly.

>>49641930
>>49641988
Yep I also dislike her for the same reasons, also her fans are extremely insufferable which doesn't help her case.

Welcome to my level
My name is Metal Man
I throw
metal blades from my
metal hands
I dance around with style and finesse
Better watch out for these blades
Or you'll end up headless

>>49642599
Sometimes I autistically shitpost too hard and regret it, then don't post for weeks (except for silly stuff like koisneed posting) but always get the urge to shitpost again and end up relapsing.

>>49642660
Jgyvvjbb uh uh hmmm

Yes, you may >~<

>>49640996 (OP)
Dan?!

>>49642621
Tell us who
Tell us who
I wanna know if the thread personalities I like are good people

dan come back...
we miss you dan...

>>49642737
Definitely not me. I'm the "bro thinks he's on the team" namefag.

>>49642758
Being an extra on the Merth & Friends show isn't that bad. Some extras are able to ascend and become iconic on their own, like the My Leg fish

>>49642737
some are eccentric in their own weird way but they aren't malicious. most of them are pretty normal

>>49642788
Who are your favorite? Who is most unlike their actor portrayal here? How gay are they?

Diapers worked pretty well, what other subjects can I write about to shock you and get attention that way?

>>49642770
I don't want to appear in a nostalgia bait episode entirely dedicated to me in a nostalgia bait-filled era of the show riddled with pathetic attempts at being trendy and funny.

>>49642793
jackalman

>>49642792
if they have played with me, they're good in my books.
idk but 99% of them do agree that the threads are dogshit and its only entertaining akin to watching a dumpster fire.
not a single one of them is gay, except maybe one but i don't know him that well to say anything conclusive except maybe autism

It's hard being a genuine /jp/hu defender

>>49642599
After a certain point I think I just come here out of habit
I don't give a single fuck about what most of the thread personalities are doing especially the ones that haven't been here for a really long time

>>49642599
I agree with most of the criticisms given to these threads.

>>49642820
Show me your best /jp/hu defense

What if Touhou characters had abilities named like JoJo stands? Zun is a Hack Finale Complete Edition + Their references

Renko - Let Me Count The Ways
Maribel - No More Lonely Nights

https://files.catbox.moe/sbyfp0.txt

Do you agree or disagree? Leave your opinions below.

>>49642897
This thread may suck as a 2hu thread most of the time but it's one of the only threads in this entire basket weaving website where fun is still allowed and we're not bringing up politics, being bombarded with console wars autism or spreading negativity. It may be a negative to some but i almost always enjoy the off-topics discussions for how spontaneous and comfy they are. They're the reason i became interested in these threads when i saw them in 2019.

As always i must specify that it's not perfect and it has its bad moments but something about this place is so welcoming and cozy. Say what you will about namefags but 90% of them aren't the "infamous, schizophrenic" type of namefags that actively want to ruin the thread. Most of them are nice people.

>>49640996 (OP)
fat

>>49641862
Ran dances alone

>>49641900
marifriends......

>>49642293
God that shit pissed me off

>>49642363
I like the one where Reimu laughs at her after shitting herself

>>49641900
I say this with a heavy heart but mari posting both sad and diapy is unironically the funniest shit you people post everytime i see "nyoooooo" or "braaaaaap" with a edited picture of marisad having a small face i lose my shit god I fucking hate this place you people are awful

>>49642656
>I got frustrated
but were you helpless?

Yay

>>49643017

>>49642813
Yatsutraitor? Why are you calling the threads that deify you a dumpster fire, your worshippers reside here. Such a cruel god you are...

>>49642820
Most /jp/hu threads are like a 4/10 for me but I still keep coming back so they must be doing something right I guess

>>49642923
I totally agree actually, I think most of the negativity is manufactured and disingenuous anyway. They just want (you)s and to rile people up for fun. The ones that are serious about it are probably very mentally ill and most likely need help.

>>49642923
Every time I try and interact with one of you here it backfires in some completely stupid way, 2/3 of these anons do come off as malicious most of the time and there's been more garbageposting in these threads than I've ever seen in /jp/ otherwise as of late. Also "fun" is subjective, get off your high horse. There are /trash/ users that share the exact same sentiments.
I will maybe go so far as to say I wouldn't mind getting to know SOME of you a little better but I haven't been able to break through the whatever-broken forcefield kept around these threads. Probably for the best anyways when initial responses are likely going to be predictable as ever.

>>49643151
Tsundereanon...

Something broke

>>49643158
YOU'RE the baka here...

And this.... my friends..... is how Tewimother 3... BREAKS you...

/v/hus have six cool catchphrases

>>49643151
>I will maybe go so far as to say I wouldn't mind getting to know SOME of you a little better
Why would you come to an anonymous imageboard to get to know people better?

and eight awesome angles

Tewimother absorbing the six cool /v/hu catchphrases to become Tewigodofhyperdeath

>>49643010
Do you mean to imply that text was just another copypasta? If so, you are mistaken. I wrote it all myself. If you search on a 4chan archive (warosu) you should find that it is unique. Here, I’ll add an addendum as proof:
>Marisa laid on the ground curled up in a ball. Tired, frustrated, helpless. The foul stench of fecal matter began emerged from her buttocks. She began to sob.
>Reimu approached her, and stood over Marisa’s helpless body. She began to snicker, and then laughed out loud uncontrollably. After her laughter died down a little, Reimu kneeled. She lifted Marisa’s skirt and looked under it. The roar of laughter returned.
>”OH MY GOD YOU NEED A DIAPER?! SO THIS HAS HAPPENED THAT MANY TIMES BEFORE?!”
>Reimu cackled cruelly at her dejected “friend,”. Marisa, too defeated to resist her cruelty, merely laid down there, helpless. Tears streamed down her face. Finally, she spoke in a weak voice:
>”I-I’m gonna m-make you pay for th-this someday, Reimu...I’ll make you pay...”

>>49643195
I didn't mean specific individuals, more like what anons here are like when it doesn't feel like a game of who can get the most upvotes. I like when these guys actually discuss a topic instead of endlessly stirring either the drama pot or the shitposting pot. There's actual substance to something you can engage with.
That being said, to be fair, >>49643208 did make me laugh.

Favorite pokemon?

If I post my favorite rare marisad, it is no longer rare

Cubone, easy.

Staraptor

>>49643268
Skitty if I had to choose but it's too bad she's completely worthless even evolved, not even viable to beat the elite four. Why did they do delcatty so dirty...

>>49643217
Ah, I see what you mean. Well, yeah it's 90% garbage and 10% actual content. Being used to browsing /v/ helps with these threads a lot, because /v/ teaches you to mentally filter out the bad posts.

>>49643283
If I bothered to pay attention to anything past Gen 1 then I think I'd like Skitty a lot more but she is a pretty neat cat

NEE
KIMI NO KOTO
BOKU NO KOTO
SORE WA WATASHI NO KOTO
KIMI NO MONO
BOKU NO MONO
SORE WA WATASHI NO MONO

>>49643293
>Being used to browsing /v/ helps with these threads a lot
See, I'm 100% sure it does and I can see where some anons would be coming from there but I have never willingly subjected myself to /v/ for more than 5 minutes so I guess I don't have the tolerance.
I don't think I'd want to though either desu.

We should make a /jp/hu related quest >>>/qst/
What should it be about?

>>49643210
How will Marisa make Reimu pay exactly?

>>49643294
She's just really cute, I think if I were to design a pokemon completely free of outside influence then something like skitty would have come out. Also it's easy to chain her and get her as a shiny.

>>49643310
This is Marisa’s villain origin story. She joins up with Mima afterwards, and Touhou 2 begins.

>>49643318
>She's just really cute
True...
Are there any truly viable cat pocketmons out there these days or have the felines of the series been done dirty?

>>49643334
wrestle cat in doubles and the new grass starter in singles

>>49643310
>"You weren't there for me when I needed you the most"
> *Eyes turn red, hair turns ginger, diaper becomes soiled and Marisa becomes a youkai magician*
>"Now I will have my revenge!"
>Directed by Christopher Nolan *What I've done starts playing*

How are YOU feeling today?

>>49643365
Terrible, as usual. Any youkai wanna eat me?

>>49643371
Get in

>>49643365
Could be worse but could be a lot better too. Finding it hard to focus today for some reason.
>>49643371
I was about to say I just ate but looks like you got a taker anyways.

>>49643305
I get what you mean, it's a form of brain damage frankly. There's no need to through yourself into the mud just to understand the joy of pigs

>>49643365
It's actually been going pretty well thanks how about you?

Can anyone give me a TL;DR on who the fuark Maribel and Renko are meant to be and how they're related to Gensokyo?

>>49643407
Pretty swell too, thanks for asking! I ate some tasty nachos.

>>49643365
Terrible, but that's nothing new.
Thanks for asking and have a good night.

WHERE IS EVERYONE????

>>49643484
Right here. Do you need anything?

>>49643488
Sex

>>49643488
plap plap plap plap take my child support money uuooogh......

>>49643347
I'd watch it

>>49643493
>>49643495
I see...

...
meira?

I think I'm the worst /v/huanon here at cooking. The best I can do is air fry fries and (thin) sausages.

>>49643548
I literally can't cook.

>>49643548
I've managed to set my bowl of cereal on fire when microwaving it.

>>49640996 (OP)
>vore artist
fuck you

I've managed to set my diapey on fire while making a sandwich

>>49643408
>The Hifuu Club
College club dedicated to exploring the spiritually abnormal run by a single dork and her equally-autistic foreign accomplice out of Kyoto during the early 2150s, a scientifically-rigid time when disaster has wrecked the Earth's biosphere to the point that even things like natural wild bamboo no longer exist in abundance.
>Renko Usami
Distant descendant of Sumiezoomie, can tell the time by looking at the stars and can determine exact location by looking at the moon. Physics major. She considers the theories and philosophy of her time to be lacking when it comes to the otherwise miraculous since nobody believes in anything anymore so she often sets out to meddle with various supernatural hotspots while keeping her only other club member somewhat tethered for her own good.
>Maribel Hearn
Foreign student studying abroad from Europe, is able to sense the various boundaries of our world and sometimes manipulate them somewhat. Psychology major. Has extremely vivid dreams of being projected into Gensokyo at various points throughout its history and can even take objects back to her time from them. Sometimes takes Renko through her dreams and/or boundary fiddling to fantastic places like Hakugyokurou or the Lunar Surface (sometimes recklessly). Somewhat disconnected from reality, has canonically been sent to an asylum at one point and is heavily implied/widely accepted to be Yukari before she went full yook and somehow travelled back to the past.

Very good albums, very nice stories with them, would recommend.

>>49643635
I still don't trust him

>>49643635
I miss when he was a nigger

>>49643658
Yeah he was a cuter as a nigger
There's probably a reason for why he looks like an even gayer Asriel that wears pink eyeshadow but I don't care it's a worse design overall

>>49643658
A NIGGER?

>>49643658
Everyone does

>>49643548
I used to microwave steaks
Frozen pizzas are better than fast food chain pizzas and some actual pizza places

Are we winning?

>>49643691
Well it's better than microwaving fucking bacon isnt it

>>49643548
All best I can do is pasta or some other prepackaged food that goes in a pot or oven.

>>49643488
>>49643511
The luscious fox of endless sex for virgin men...

>>49643722
I think I saw a tengu once but i'm not sure
She was very pretty, but Miss Hieda all told us at a meeting they're all terrible people that use humans as slaves and torture them...
I'll stick to human women!

The luscious diapey of endless sharts for marisissies

>>49643836
...
Anyway, please don't say such things about tengu. They aren't saints, sure, but they are far from simply terrible, you just need to know how to talk with them.

>>49641512
/v/hu will fully transition to Cuckarune before the yera is over because you're all phonies and frauds.

ayapervert, post your list of favorite stalking subjects

>>49643892
It's 3am in his timezone right now, you think he is awake?

>>49643892
Ayapervert owes me cuddling and kissing while she wears her Aya Tengu cosplay...

Goonhu of choice?

>>49643932
I'm a slut for most of them so I don't really have a specific one

im yatsugooooooooning

>>49642599
i genuinely hate some people in /jp/hu, specially the ones who only repeat certain phrases over and over again, the ones that add NOTHING, not even one ok joke to the thread, by either not being silly enough or not being actually funny and original, if you are on of those reading this, when you stop posting, no one is going to care, no one is going to notice and no one is going to miss you

>>49642599
i genuinely hate some people in /jp/hu, specially the ones who only repeat certain phrases over and over again, the ones that add NOTHING, not even one ok joke to the thread, by either not being silly enough or not being actually funny and original, if you are on of those reading this, when you stop posting, no one is going to care, no one is going to notice and no one is going to miss you

>>49643947
Based. I unironically goooon to Yatsufeets DAILY

>>49643365
dreading going back to work. I want to believe there are some people who actually care about their job but I almost never get that impression from my other coworkers so I always have to pick up their slack. Then I realize it is all rotten to the core...

behead those who insult meira

MEIRA

>>49643673
You gotta add more black stuff in the background I suggest a bedazzled draco or bedazzled glock

>>49644015
is it possible to make this image even crunchier

How do we make /jp/hus happy?

>>49644024
extend miko month

>>49644024
Start assimilating into /jp/.

>>49644021
With Meira anything is possible

>>49644071
good...very good...
but could we go even further?

>>49644024
Kill your mother. It will be a worthy sacrifice for me.

>>49644024
Don't listen to >>49644080 I need to fuck your mom first

>>49644078
We are reaching critically high levels of Meira, mayday mayday

Only 209 of these posts were made before 2020

>>49644125
jesus christ we've unleashed meirapocalypse

>>49644115
yes...YES...IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
but surely the system can handle parameters being expanded to 105% for just this one test, right..?

>>49644125
ilovemeira

For comparison's sake

>>49644141
No way

luv me some meira

And lastly for a funny

>>49644158
Okay the Rumia, Wriggle and Sanny are honestly pretty cute.
Cool little doodles funnyman.

>>49644141
>>49644150
Marisa? Reimu? Sanae?

>>49644177
Too lazy for more screencaps.

Reimu: 91704 + 2542 "raymoo"s
Marisa: 77211 + 289 "marisissy"s
Sanae: 14989 + 920 "sanny"s

Taking a draw request

>>49644202
Koishi doing iconic Koichi pose from the first DiU opening

>>49644202
Sanae trying to explain to Keine what a "Pocket Monster" is in front of a class full of students, GameBoy in hand.

>>49644204
I don't know what that is

>>49644202
yuuka when she spots a black man and ask what kind of youkai are you

>>49644187
So Meira is probably the third most popular 2hu on /v/, considering how often she is mentioned in posts?
This is beyond pale.

>>49644211
Just the one time i needed you to be Merth and you're not him, damnit

>>49644217
If i went to multiple shops by myself and screamed "KLONOA SEX", would that make Klonoa popular?

>>49644223
I'll get back on my pc for it

>>49644131
I might have meirabroken it

>>49644248
Thanks. Bonus points if you draw her with the same expression Koichi has.

>>49644251
the meira cascade is inevitable, though you shall be rewarded for your efforts in time.
thank you for your cooperation!

>>49644258
Josuke 8

>>49644251
I don't even recognize her anymore

>>49644202
Seiga and her saggy tits!

ENOUGH!
Bring me the touhou of sex.

>>49644301

>>49644165
Crapchirin is such a fucking jobber lmaoooo

Well? You got your sex touhou.

>>49644301
Objectively speaking.
She's got 19.5% of R18 art on Pixiv right now.
1 out of 5 Urumi pics is porn or ecchi.

>>49644318
Wasn't Kasen the pornhu?

>>49644327
Kasen was dethroned a long time ago, Urumi is only ever drawn for porn

>>49644204

>>49644362
Kino

>>49644206

>>49644346
Not just by Urumi.
Kasen's at 15.3%.
Meanwhile...
Miyoi's at 19.3%.
Sanae's at 16.9%.

>>49644398
Sanae is so cool...

>>49644398
NEW DRAWFAG?

>>49644398
HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MARICHU?????
and why is a plane flying into Keine's twin towers

What's Marichu's catchrate
Is it viable in competitive
What's the stat total

Let's settle this once and for all.

https://strawpoll.com/BJnXVxJAkZv

>>49644422
Does she accept twinks

>>49644422
Only for Aya
I want my nudes published in her newspaper

>>49644429
It's borderline, if you're still younger than her she might let it slide, but expect her to get her moneys worth out of you in all the embarrassing ways

>>49644435
SHE'S GOING TO USE ME AS A PERSONAL SHIT-TOILET LIKE AN ARAB SHEIKH???? SHE'S GOING TO PUT DILDOS UP MY ASS AND PUT MY COCK IN A CAGE?! I'M GOING TO BE ELECTROCUTED AND FORCED TO PISS MYSELF FOR HOURS WHILE I STRUGGLE AGAINST MY GAG??
YIPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

>https://strawpoll.com/7MZ0k6E9Rgo
Marisissies will win...

>>49644443
what the fuck is wrong with you i just meant like making you crossdress or something the fuck is wrong with you you disgust me kill yourself now i can't believe i have to share a thread with your freak ass kill yourself

>>49644450
Thanks for posting the link, buddy. I just voted for Marisissies. HAH.

>>49644435
What's the cut off age

>>49644451
SHE'S GOING TO FEED ME LOGS OF HER SLOPPY WET SHIT WHILE SHE MAKES ME WEAR HER FRILLY DRESSES??? I'LL BE FORCED TO PUT STICKY ICKY PASTIES OVER MY NIPPLES AND WEAR PINK PANTIES WHILE SHE SPANKS MY ASS AND FINGERS MY BUTTHOLE AND MAKES IT BLEED BECAUSE SHE'S TOO ROUGH WITH IT????

>>49644450
Giving +1 to the Mari count after I'm donetakimg a shit

my fine chyna is immaculate...

>>49644459
BaZed.

>1 week later
>Still no announcement
Did he just forget?

Didn't he actually post something big on the way recently though..?

Watch the fuarking video

>>49644482
Merth's """"""""fans"""""""" are secondaries

>>49644482
None of us here actually watch his videos or care about him outside of this place you can tell

Merth makes videos?

MERTH DEFENSE FORCE
ONLINE

We've talked about the Merth a lot recently, what about the cosplayers? Any updates on Parseestalker's lovequest?

>>49644502
I can't believe we mindbroke Juan into never masturbating ever again...

I thought Merth was supposed to be like, a collective imaginary friend. Are you telling me that an actual person is saddled with that existence?

Do the Merth

I'm walking down the line
That divides me somewhere in my mind
On the borderline
Of the edge, and where I walk alone

>>49644398
Thank you very very much for taking my request btw, it turned out beautifully and I love the diagram Sanae drew for everyone.
I have to give my regards.

>>49644279
is THIS soggy enough for you

Hmm...

>>49644398
>>49644528
What is your name

>>49644528
Breasts could be bigger. That said, this is an incredibly cute Seiga I like how her hair-loops look like animal ears a bit! It's very cute!

Thank you mysterious new drawfag! I owe you my life!

I wonder what merth thinks about this whole cocksucking about him
I bet he likes it, the slut

The writers are finally adding a new member to the Merth & Friends cast!? Yippie! I hope they update the theme song!

>>49644533
Touhou is not an anime.

>>49644528
blog?

>>49644515
I'm not mind broken, i just want to see how long i can last.

>>49644543
Eiki should have a fat ass since all she does is sit at her desk all day and eat cheap fast food because she doesn't have time to cook at home

>>49644548
And I'm going to grope it

>>49644543
Touhou is not an anime but Eiki's ass is free for the taking and I'm going to fuck it until she's incontinent

>>49644490
Wrong.

>>49644538
The official oath of /v/hu is "kill, rape and die for Merth J. Lockwood". He has a dangerous army of schizos at his disposal...

https://strawpoll.com/YVyPv81rogN

>>49644557
Speak for yourself, I just think he's funny sometimes...also the recent ambition for bigger things is neat I guess. Relatable, even.

Favorite Merth fusu? Mine is Eiki's

>>49644561
I haven't open this pool yet.
But the answer is Yes.

>>49644546
nofap is a meme, you will end cumming in your sleep and ruining your pants before the first 2 weeks are over.

I knew I wouldn't regret my answer

>>49644571
My record is 30 days and nothing of the sort happened then.

>>49644576
I can't even last 3 days before it happens to me. But then again, I'm a giga coomer that is horny 24/7.

>>49644534
>>49644544
rubberlover267

It's Friday

>>49644579
Even right now?

You guys don't even know how to flirt with Eiki.

>>49644528
Soggy? But that Seiga looks rather dry.

What the fuck is her problem?

>>49644567
Porbably Keiki because I love the idea of being owned by a fat hairy woman

>>49644592
Mima is a good parent

>>49644586
>Yuugi's lewd feet
Especially right now.

post your rarest marisad

https://x.com/HiltonHanoi/status/1938456465288696262
https://x.com/HiltonHanoi/status/1938457302136492296

Drawfags... Please surround yourself with good friends like this

>>49644588
Of course I do, I'd walk up to her and ask her to sex me now. It works every time.

>>49644597
I'll keep that info in mind.

>>49644588
>flirt
I prefer rape.

>>49644586
lewd...

>>49644608
What the fuck is her problem?

>>49644605
She'd have you instantly set to animal hell the moment you even thought of raising a hand against her and otters would play with your pitiful corpse

>>49644605
You'll get overpowered and pegged.

>>49644572
>alternating garterbelt
that is so fucking hot urghh

>>49644572
HER HAIR IS NOT UNEVEN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

The Patrick fusu is the funniest one
Especially the nsfw page

>>49644614
My view on otters completely changed when I saw some liveleak spam where a guy got his eyes poked out by an otter
Actual hellish animal

Is it time?

>>49644631
This, they're really vile creatures. Meanwhile, have you seen eagles? They're such majestic animals. They've even worked with humans on occasion for things like falconry hunting. Most people even recognize just how amazing they are, they're used as symbols for many countries due to their pride, power, and majesty.

>>49644631
Otters are actually some of the worst but people think they're cute. It's like dolphins

>>49644637
no juan it's not time to ERP

>"NOOOO YOU ARE A VILE IRREDEEMABLE DEMON FROM HELL!"
>mfw

Why is the leader of the otters not an otter?
Why is the leader of the wolves not a wolf?
Why is the leader of the eagles not an eagle?

>>49644650
The eyes of a killer

the mofvvvvvrk meme is dying, what do we do to revive it

>>49644660
all things must pass

>>49644660
I try to keep it alive by saying fuark and posting Sanae a lot.

>>49644652
>The "dumb brute" of the group
>Only one smart enough to get a wolf subordinate a beast notorious for working in packs

>>49644666
mmmm feet
*starts suckin on dem toes*

mmmm meira
*starts breaking*

mmmm merth
*starts rambling about jojo*

>namefag out of NOWHERE

>namefagbroken this hard

>am a namefag

>>49644586
Based sloppa. What model is that?

>>49644706
I don't know, i only saved the pic.

I like annoying people

>>49644721
i like lily white

>>49644721
For a second i thought you meant you liked people who were annoying

answer this question or I'll break every bone in marisissy:
what is the name of the stupid ice fairy in EoSD?

>>49644743
Do it.

>>49644743
Patchouli Knowledge.

Which 2hu would willingly lift her skirt for you?

>>49644754
The one who loves you...

>>49644754
Me when cosplaying :3

Sorry, I'll stop posting dumb shit now

>>49644761
Which cosplayer are you?

>>49644761
mikosisters look like this?!!

stop posting sexy women or i'm going to masturbate

do not jork it

>>49644601
Merth, find yourself a friend like this

>>49644815
Who the hell is teasing her
Also that's westabrap

I'm glad no one saw "it"

i hate cum

I recently listened to an audiobook of "A Boy and his Dog" and I thought the relationship between the boy and the dog was mirrored perfectly by /x/hu and its drawfags

>>49644859
>I recently listened to an audiobook of "A Boy and his Dog" and
Stopped reading there. Sentences like these always end with "it reminded me of [namefag]/[Meira]/Deltarune. Let's see if I'm right.

Yup

Sensei would never agree with that.

>>49644761
Buy your Miko cosplay already, coward.

>>49644871
You were wrong though, it didn't end with a namefag, Meira, or Deltarune.

>>49644631
Why would anyone let a wild animal near their eyes in the first place? Seems a recipe for disaster

>>49644893
drawfags are namefags

I recently listened to an audiobook of "A Tewigalaxy and her Dog"

*shoegaze guitar kicks in*
BUT I'M A CHUUUUD
I'M AN INCEEEEEL

WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING HERE?
BILLIONS MUST DIE

>>49644901
Nyooooooo don't hurt the dino nuggets!!!

>>49644928
>Beat the game
>"You can now play as Merth"

Who is the Rosalina of Super Tewi Galaxy?

>>49645005
With jackalman lucky

>>49645027
Don't you feel exhausted forcing this meme?

>>49643926
why wouldn't he be? this is an anime website for NEETs. fucked sleep schedules should be the norm, no?

J*ckalman is the Milhouse of /v/hu

>>49645029
holy jackalmanbroken

>>49645029
I ask this to the entire thread ever since 2023

>>49645029
it's not really forced when multiple artists are drawing him

>>49645029
The JackalTYRANTS won

>>49645048
Spamming artists begging them to draw your character just to vaguely use it as an excuse to spam /v/hu because you think it's epic is the definition of forced. You can especially tell that it's forced because no one else ever brings it up, and when it's brought up by the Anon, it's out of nowhere because it never has opportunities to be brought up organically. Even if people wanted to bring it up, what's the joke? Haha, some obscure character from a show no one cares about is pictured with a Touhou character? It's just a much more soulless version of Patrickautist.

>>49645059
I seriously hope you're not implying patrickaustist and his own forced memes are a stroke of genius

>>49645067
PatrickGOD is soulful yes

Reminder that jackalman
>Defeated heman
>Has a cross over episode with G.I.JOE
>Cameo episode in the last season of Scrubs (nobody watched it)
>Was in one of the rooms in Yume Nikki
>Inspired Tobyfox to make Undertale
>Was considered for super smash brothers
>Was in Treehouse of horrors xv
>"Jackalman lives!" Was a splash text screen in Minecraft
>TV show was a classic hit and is seen as the golden age of animated television
>Drawn by zun
>Has fucked your favorite 'hu (yes, genji)

>>49645059
it's definitely not one person at this point I'll confess that I've done about 70% of the jackalman posting, but what motivated me to do it in the first place was some pixiv artist that kept drawing him for some reason. I'm not sure if the artist lurks here or not, but he did link an alt chan called bantculture in one of his pixiv works

>>49645067
Patrickautist has significantly more interesting lore, the fuck you saying?

Jackalmanbroken

>>49645072
>>49645082
>off topic obscure character bad!
>off topic popular character good!
I really don't get you mentally ill shit eating faggots

Patrickautist was lying about the conch shells though?

>>49645092
Patrickautist makes his own OC and does funny things and has the entire SCP-shit about his existence which makes him funny.

sometimes it's just funny to make you guys fight

Big Merth is forcing us to fight amongst ourselves while he reaps the benefits

>>49645082
>Patrickautist has significantly more interesting lore
You guys are talking like /jp/hu is some sort of mascot horror game

Haha get it because the next joke will be fnaf and then you'll go "it's been so long" and then someone else will go "merth=william afton" and when someone complains you'll go "holy chicabroken"

Five Nights at Merthy's

>>49645126
Holy Chicabroken

>>49645123
We really need a 2hu mascot horror fan game to scratch that itch...

Good night...

>>49645153
Do you need good night kisses?

>>49645153
*kissu*

don't sleep
Tewi comes at night

tewigalaxy cums at night...

When you go,
Just don’t change your diapy
I hope you won’t fart so long
After all
I want to be sharted
Is that so wrong?

why do fan games not call themsleves touhou in their title is zun the only one allowed to use the touhou name?

There is a black pp on the catalog and my first thought wasn't "oh that's nasty" rather it was "haha yuuka moment"

haha yuuka moment

103 hates the yuuka allegations

but he's black?

yea but because of your meme he cant like yuuka the same way without enforcing your point

Recycling the same handful of jokes

>>49645166
This artist is a redditor and also traces 3d models.

>>49644202
Okuu eating the demon core in front of Orin and the Komeiji sisters.

>>49645274
I'm sure they will get back to us once they manage to come up with a seventh catchphrase

>>49644202
chichirin

>>49645059
I just like those pics jackalman with Touhou jackalman
Simple and unexaggerated images

>>49645277
Don't care. He made my dick hard.

>>49644601
Oh my god I NEED friends like that

>>49645277
>and also traces 3d models.
[citation needed]

>>49645317
If you're a drawfag I'll be that friend for you! Please draw Touhous fat and with big breasts

>>49645308
>He made my dick hard
Sounds kind of gay ngl

>>49645325
Go through his pixiv and carefully look, if you have an eye for it you'll see it easily. He is good at coloring at least, I'll give him that much.

>>49645207
Because people can be creative with their game name instead of spamming Touhou: XXXX?

>>49645334
>Go through his pixiv
link? No results on saucenao

>autosaged
so is Mizuchi over? or is this just delayed another month.

WHERE IS CHEATING DETECTIVE SATORI 2???

>>49645422
I also want to know.

>>49645379
You have three reverse image search options next to posts for a reason. This is your lesson for the day.

>>49645431
Please ZUN. I don't want to stuck with Lotus Eater

Hi

https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJaBLwGg3

The results are so balanced it's unholy...

>>49645534
Shhh, now is the time for sleep…

why did the /v/ thread died?

>>49645595
Everyone was busy discussing Deltarune

>>49645365
ZUN bros...

>>49645422
Volume 6 art is out
https://xcancel.com/thgairai/status/1939570535568199777

>>49645625
Fuck Cuckarune, fuck BLMfox and fuck all the traitors that moved to their thread.

>>49645806
Marisa will be on cover one day...

>>49645077
My fvarking hero

>>49644668
Is Lady Saki just better?

>>49645892
chimata a qt, which game is this from?

>>49645894
The new game by PotemGOD's nemesis, Satanrin.

>>49645919

>>49645894
She's the shopkeeper in Takorin's futa game

>>49645850
JOBS to yachie

...Where is everyone?

The futa drought is no longer

I will make futa

I'll make a futa
out of you

>>49645946
c-can i fuck her..? or get fucked whatever takorin did

>>49646083

wake up merth

>>49646026
It's like 6 am for me

posting magicians in the night

Posting meira heroes in the morning and feeling like p diddy

Let's see here, "Triple Trouble Challenge" results...:

Gamers: 5 submissions were made. None were made yesterday but I'm still proud of you gamers.
Artists: 0 submissions. It was probably a bad idea to include a challenge for your since you must be busy with other stuff.
Everyone else: 18 people joined the survey. There was a tie between demanding okina and marisissies which was decided via this strawpoll https://strawpoll.com/7MZ0k6E9Rgo/results
As you can see, Marisissies won. Please type "i love cum" in the chat for our best /jp/hu meme.
Here's a screenshot of every survey answer. Plenty of funny answers but I'ms sad none of you voted for "where is everyone"
https://files.catbox.moe/kn8jog.png

In other news, i had a cosplayer dream.

...where is everyone?

>>49646285
in our heart...

Favorite one piece arc?

I guess I'll tell you my cosplayer dream in the meantime.

I was at a convention and came across 2 people: An Alice cosplayer and a rando. Apparentlly the rando and Alice cosplayer were having a verbal fight but they acted normally towards me. Once i said goodbye to them, i went up some stairs with paper-made shrine gates. I kept looking behind me and it turns out the Alice cosplayer was following me for some reason. Afterwards some hands spawned by the sides (Nico Robinsisters will get this reference) and they carried me from the convention and straight to my own bed.

Not long after, i had a short dream where i was lurking this very thread and saw a post of someone making "hentai, anime and manga" recommendations. The hentai part of the post started with "I suggest some slavic shit like" and that's all i remember.

>>49646406
Alabasta (everything from Reverse Mountain to Alabasta itself), followed by Thriller Bark.

>>49646251
There was a challenge? I didn't see it announced

Favorite dragon ball arc?

>>49646406
Impel Down
>>49646427
King Piccolo

Favorite deltarune chapter?

ENOUGH with shonen sloppa.
Favourite Teletubbies episode?

Favorite JoJo fight?

>>49646427
Moro. I've come to realize that the only thing i like about the Cell saga is the ending.
>>49646439
Chapter 4
>>49646443
The one where they make tubby custard
>>49646447
Josuke vs Kira

Keep 'em coming.

>>49646251
>In other news, i had a cosplayer dream.
Tell us more...

>>49646458
see >>49646417

>>49646447
Bruno vs Prosciutto & Pesci and the Civil War fight are tied

>>49646406
Water 7

>>49646443
>Favourite Teletubbies episode?
The Lion and the bear episode because it traumatized so many toddlers it got banned and that's based.

Favorite Sonic game?
Favorite Naruto arc?
Favorite console/handheld?

Favorite Mario game?

>>49646479
Super Mario Sunshine

>>49646477
Sonic Rush
The one with the poison guy
SNES

>>49646479
3D World and Galaxy 2 for mainline
Paper Mario 64 for spin offs since I think it's charming

>>49646417
I once dreamed about meeting up with anons cosplaying as 2hus innawoods and then playing the flashlight tag game from that ancient /x/ creepypasta

fa...favorite 2hu?

>>49646515
Eiki!

>>49646515
Reimu

>>49646515
Kirisame Marisa

>>49646540
I'm sorry

>>49646515
nobody likes 2hu

>>49646544
why?

Favorite beer brand?

Hello ladies and germs, I'm back! I apologize for taking so long, I had to undergo a brief emotional crisis after questioning my place in life and harsh criticism and email fans, but I'm here now!

As for the answer to the previous question, both Yuuka and Cirno were correct answers! And since that's what everyone guessed back then, everyone was a winner! You all win! Even people who only silently answered! Good job, we're all winners!

Let's get back to our TV time with a new quiz question! Quiz time!

Q: If I'm going fishing in Gensokyo, where is the best spot to get a, as the kids call them, W?

1-Misty Lake
2-Lake of Blood
3-Sanzu River
4-Wind God's Lake

>>49646555
Beer is for suckers who don't know the joys of drinking milk, lemonade and water

Favorite cosplayer?

>>49646556
3, it has giant monster fish

>>49646556
1 because you can watch Waggysaggy there.

>>49646664
Wait what was that fifth one

>>49646515
Yukari

FUAAAAAARK I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO PLAY ANYMORE

...where did everyone go?

>>49646251
VICTORY

Favorite merth drawing?

HOLY FUCK

GUYS DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS HOLY SHIT I JUST SAW IT ON TWITTER

SPONGEBOB GOT HIS DRIVERS LICENSE

>>49646792
For a second i thought you were serious and talking about a new episode because i was about to go on a rant about how nu-spongebob is way worse than the seasons 5-9 episodes redditors love to complain about.

Favorite Spongebob episode?

>>49646556
Oi cunt, quit harassing these weebs and get back in our containment general

>>49646810
No I'm serious

https://x.com/Jay97006362/status/1939323762408640519
That's my nigga right there, he finally fucking did it
Merth, bring us a victory pic for my yellow boi please

>>49646828
The episode ends with him giving up his license so it didn't count

>>49646556
>as the kids call them, W
I am spiritually from Heian era, use proper expressions.

>>49646828
>>49646844
Literally on the same tier as this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrpukesetB4

Well that was an emotional rollercoaster, don't do that to me again /v/hu...

>>49646891
Call me crazy but I don't think that guy is playing the video game

*faps*

Touhou?

>>49647025
Asgore

RAYMOO??!

Marisa

Cirno!

THAT WAS THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT HE WAS HYPING UP

A SITTING REIMU!?!?!

MERTH YOU BETRAYED ME

STOP BEING A SECONDARY AND WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO

>>49647077
https://youtu.be/IbhCqF3y6WI?si=ibBUw5UPCTnLccmm

I....am...Highly Responsive to Prayers

>>49647113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFBldCY1PoQ

Favorite hell's kitchen episode?

>>49647125
Amy's Baking Company no contest

>>49647125
The donut one where he walks out on them

>>49647077
Do you think Merth instead should have drawn a historically accurate sitting Reimu with open drawers (crotchless bloomers) visible up her skirt?

>>49647140
That's a good question, and that reminds me

Merth where did you stand on the pube debate here and in the /jp/ OC thread? Did you vote for historically accurate girls?

>>49647123
i shall tell you the Story of Eastern Wonderland

>>49647166
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGwASZn0ZKA

>>49647154
I don't have a preference

>>49647234
i've had it with you and your neutralness and your cookie cutterness and your basic bitchness

>>49647245
kek

>>49647234
>I like Reimu
>I like Mario
>I like both
>I don't have a preference
>It's all fine
Merth... You're scaring me...

Merth... Do you have a monologue in your head?

>>49647264
yea

Merth, what would happen if you didn't have breakfast this morning?

I don't eat breakfast

>>49647234
I'll ask this to Merth, but it's open to anyone else reading to. Based on the results from the poll, we have

>EXTREMELY hairy (armpit hair included)
>Completely shaved

What are some Touhous you would put in each category? And you need multiple so don't just slap Keiki in and call it a day. And assume you MUST pick it as a binary choice, if a Touhou is in the middle you gotta bite the bullet and toss it in one group, so no using "I imagine it'd be in the middle" as an excuse either.

>>49647304
The UDoALG animal trio are all great "extremely hairy" candidates. Think about it:

>a literal monkey
>a blood loving chupacabra that wears a soggy looking shirt
>a literal wolf

>>49647327
>a blood loving chupacabra that wears a soggy looking shirt
That should put her in the completely shaved category since chupas are reptilian. However, since she's a stinky lazy loser who does nothing but masturbate and eat all day, you just know she's never touched a razor

I lost 16 lbs

https://strawpoll.com/bVg8BmmNeyY

>>49647360
>Doesn't shave and goons (imagine the smell)
How down bad am I if I still would?

>>49647346
Congrats Anon, how much more left or are you done?

>>49647304
Fairies can't grow them
Almost everyone underground is stinky
I imagine most Taoists don't shave
Everyone else is just based on feeling

>>49647394
Not as much as you'd think since female pheromones are all about arousing males and vice versa. Under these circumstances, Chiyari's pheromones would be at their peak

>>49647418
There are a few in the Sahara Desert I was gonna comment on but
>Mamizou
>Mamizou
>>>>>>Mamizou
>>>>>>Sahara Desert
how

>>49647431
Shapeshift into not having any

>>49647434
She's an old fat country tanuki who drinks alcohol

>>49647418
>Iku
>Shaved
Iku propaganda
Lying will only make it harder for your to find a husband

Day 6 of no gooning.

My fappin' urges still haven't returned and everything is under control despite the pubeposting. I only feel horny when i wake up with a morning wood but that feeling goes away as soon as i get out of bed.

>>49647413
About 16 more lbs and i'll be happy

>>49647418
Yukari and patchouli are too lazy to shave
Keine mamizou doremy mike aunn shou and rei'sen are beast girls
Reimu and marisa are hicks and the embodiment of old style country girls are least one needs to be moved to jungle
Byakuren would have no need to ever shave
Kasen idk she just doesn't
Megumu has way too much hairy art and memes to be shaved
Shinki is a weirdo like alice but I guess i can buy her shaving

And why Merlin? Not arguing her but... Why?

>>49647507
idk

>>49647514
How do you not know? It's your list, your vision of Gensokyo. Just imagine Merlin in your head and ask her why she doesn't shave when everyone else in the band does and then write her answer here for us

>>49647498
Very nice, I'm rooting for you!

Imagine being Merlin getting ready for your next band performance with your sisters and friend and then some guy materializes out of nowhere to ask you why you don't shave your armpits when everyone else in the band does

Mmm what's that Eiki? Uh huh... Uh huh... Oh, that makes sense... Yeah, i get it, I'll tell them... Ok, see you later.

Eiki says she only has sex with spics.

>>49647543
I told you I fuck Eiki

I'm on the phone with yuuka right now shut up everyone
Uh huh
...
Oh
Uhhhh
No I'm not saying that

I'm on the phone with Wakasagihime
She told me she loves you and it'd be really sweet if you could get her a chocomint ice cream next time you visit her

>>49647581
Waggysaggy, don't be silly

A sweet girl like you deserves chocomint ice cream and a cinnamon bun

THE Kutaka can hear us through her phone! Say something to her, quick!!

>>49647621

And iiiiiiiiiiii want a moment to be real
Wanna touch things I don't feel
Wanna hold on and feeeeeeeeeel I belong
And how can the world want me to change
They're the ones that stay the same
They don't know me
'Cause I'm not here

...where did everyone go?

>>49647125
ITS NINOOOOOOO lives rent free in my head

Would sex with hairy stinky women actually be good or is /v/hu just memeing about it?

>>49647744
I remember our science teacher told us that letting your pubes grow can prevent STDs.

>>49647744
Personally I think plenty of ladies could occasionally do with allowing themselves some body hair but I'm also an older woman enjoyer anyways so I might just be biased

>>49647418
>Aunn
>Sahara Desert

>>49647744
It's a meme. Women should always be smooth and soft.

>>49647418
>Unzan is in
>Genjii isnt
blasphemy

>>49647876
Blindanon...

>>49647870
Shaving IS the meme thoughbeit. Never would have our ancestors guessed that companies would force girls to buy expensive products to achieve a beauty standard that involves hiding who they truly are.

>>49647878
Saw it right after making the post............
Regardless he's a turtle with a fucking beard why is he there

>>49644158
......and Tooru

>>49647884
89

>>49647880
Shotaking...

>>49647887
Go beyond

>>49647890
I'm not him, i just think girls look better without makeup. Some light stuff like light blush and maybe lipstick are ok but the more layers of makeup they apply, the more they look like clowns.

>>49647896
Equivalent Exchange

Hey Merth, look at this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP0wgYDDqEE

>>49647899
Based anon, quality taste

>>49647905
Cool video

A woman without makeup is not the same as a woman with hairy legs by ANY means. You guys are delusional

>>49647925
bodyhair broken

>>49647935
plap

fvark

I'm going to the mall, do you guys want anything?

>>49647985
buy me vanilla ice cream pls

I'm going to Grillby's... Papyrus, do you want anything?

Sans always speaks in lowercase you fraud

https://strawpoll.com/Qrgew22Abyp

I dont like sans

HSiFS LNB status: I gave Reimu Spring a shot instead of Reimu Winter and now I finally reached mid boss Sotono, making it the furthest I've reached in a LNB attempt so far. I got nervous and Released on Narumi's last spell which wasn't a good choice because I didn't have a level 6 Release going into the lasers on stage 5. Mai and Sotono's midboss nons aren't really skippable with the Spring Release like they are with the Winter Release

https://strawpoll.com/e2naXJJA0yB

First Satano and now Sotono, why can't anons spell her name right?

>>49648024
why not just cheese with summer

>>49648030
Glory to Meira

Stop with all the polls

>>49648036
>Reisen
What the fuck

anus won

Computer, access my bank account and commission all drawfags to draw Kris from Deltarune having sex with Touhous.

Women who shave are not "smooth and soft," they're covered in shaving scars and pimples and razor burn and even then the smoothness lasts barely one day until it becomes hard stubble which is worse than normal body hair. Humans aren't supposed to shave their body hair and it has many negative results. Anyway, most women naturally have very thin and soft body hair, compared to a man's it's practically peach fuzz. I will note: when you have armpit hair and pubes, it makes your natural scent stronger. Natural scent is NOT B.O., it's a completely different smell. If you are actually attracted to someone (aka like their scent and not just the way they look) then pubes and armpit hair GREATLY enhance their attractiveness, because you can smell their natural scent more easily and stronger which will make you diamonds. Therefore, hairy women are superior. If you actually have a problem with natural human body hair then I look down on you as a lesser being, likely unensouled.

what about hairy fat stinky men though

https://strawpoll.com/jVyG299AGZ7

>>49648052
I'd rim them and press my nose against their pubes and cuddle them afterwards.

@49648051
shut up tewijungle

Rimjobs scare me

>>49648056
I didn't know Juan was based like this

Favorite animal? Alive and extinct

>>49648075
Ants and 1cc chart posters respectively

top five monkey neuron activations (in no particular order) for me
1) seeing 103 and typing gorilla gif
2) random undertale talk (i am good at this)
3) seeing a anti and typing meirabroken
4) seeing somebody say "drawing request"
5) clicking on strawpoles

>>49648082
what the fuck I do all of this

>>49648082
Most sane /jp/hu anon

>>49648088
nothing!

>>49648036
I don't want to deal Okina's Summer final. I tried it in spell practice and it's no doubt harder than the Winter and Spring final
Summer is also harder to score with. Winter and Spring have a handful of really good spots to Release that will jack up the PIV count which makes scoring easier without bomb
lastly, it's genuinely difficult to use. Winter and Spring are meant for the player to wait until level 5 or 6 in order to Release, which means I don't have to worry about using the Release as often and I can focus better on dodging. Summer on the other hand wants the player to Release as often as possible and it fucks with my concentration. I keep running into bullets on easy patterns because I instead focus on how many bullets I can get instead inside the Release's Radius instead of dodging them. I get the same problem with Autumn

103 here. Taking meirabroken drawing requests like the snail race.

https://strawpoll.com/1MnwkNN8An7

>>49648024
Spring would be a bad choice long term anyway because Spring Okina's final is stupidly difficult among other spells like Behind Dance that are not that great as Spring. It feels safer but you run out quickly even with lots of bullets.
Winter or Fall is your go to.

>>49648082
Saying Meirabroken to /jp/sies and seething /v/ermin is objectively funny

Hee hee

>>49648075
Tiger
Smilodon

>>49648082
I LOVE CLICKING ON STRSWPOLLS

>>49648112
>Fall
I can't, I tried and it was the one season I was never able to 1CC the game with normally

>>49648116
Have another (you)
It's on the house

https://strawpoll.com/mpnb1mm2My5

>>49648130
Once it clicks Fall is really good at constantly recharging itself. Okina's Fall final is also the easiest or 2nd easiest out of all of them. You either play it regularly or you sit at the corners and time it out which really isn't that tough, more of an endurance test.

>>49648117
Tiger
Oyakodon

>>49648203
oishi

https://xcancel.com/tara_touhou/status/1939648707382911059
>ZUN's favourite 2hu design is Chimata
We're so back marketbros

We are losing influence in the /v/ threads

>>49648245
She is very cute

>>49648246
Why would you even go to /v/ when you are going to get deleted saged and probably banned

>>49648245
It's only natural

>>49648246
Most anons given up and settled here
I do wonder if a new community will be born in the longterm

>>49648245
...

>>49648292
>slopyari

How much longer until this general stops being obsessed with Deltarune?

>>49648314
about tree fiddy

>>49648246
You sound like an advisor character in a political simulation game or city builder.

And it was at that moment that I realized that it wasn't Anonymous I was seeing in the /v/hu thread, it was the goddamn Loch Ness monster!

Eh? No. KO!

>>49648338
Pregnant Raiko

DON'T MAKE A NEW FUCKING THREAD YET I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ONE STOP IT please

Jotaro lost

>>49648352
Pucci...

To me!

>>49648362
...ira

Jotaro would have jobbed to the rat

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