Pick a 2hu, any 2hu. Got it?

||You two are now married. What will you do?||

kill myself

>>49714434 (OP)
FUCK

op check the catalog you tard

>>49714444
IM SORRY IM RETARDED AND BLIND

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>>49714434 (OP)
lmao discord user spotted

>49714434
I won't even tell you to lurk moar. Just go back.

>>49714434 (OP)
this anon is now married to Sumireko, the least marriageable 2hu. He will have an exceedingly unhappy and unfulfilling marriage, but at least he will learn how to post spoilers properly.
meanwhile, I will have at least a dozen demigodlets with Kanako.

>>49714480
how did you do it?

>>49714434 (OP)

>>49714434 (OP)
Wife. As a first thing, likely the consummation after the celebration. Afterwards more or less the same, more romantic gestures, more dates, more continuing to court her much to her fond annoyance, pretty much the same as dating just with added intimacy plus more proper talks of future stuff be it kids or how to make a home out of wherever we end up residing, likely her home, and so on

>>49724011
How does it make you feel that she doesn't have long?

>bumping a thread made by a discord newfag
Have some self respect, you cheap whore.

>>49724149
It's a tragic fate, but one that i would work and do everything possible to extend her life. But even if fate comes to be and she leaves early, i'm hopeful that in the afterlife we can meet again, and up until then i'd live my life to serve her memories

>>49724157
The problem with newfag's is that they are annoying and don't adapt to board culture. This thread while having a mistake feels fitting enough, or at least better than the latest waves of newfags in here.

>>49714434 (OP)
Divorce

>>49714444
For what?

>>49714434 (OP)
suwakooo

>>49714434 (OP)
Go to a jazz club and dance swing or maybe just chat over some whiskey.

>>49714434 (OP)
Wonder how the fuck I ended up marrying a fucking moonie

>>49730479
She's a lesbian so you're probably just keeping the bed warm until Mokou comes back.

>>49714434 (OP)
I guess I'll just wait at the shrine while my freshly minted wife flies off in a random direction to beat up whoever is responsible for this.
Afterwards I'd just sort of keep hanging around because neither of us wants to go through the hassle of divorce and she needs to produce a heir at some point anyway, so it's fine, I guess.

>>49724157
How do you know these things?

>>49730556
Anon, if only you knew the truth about lesbians... both those immortals are getting pregnant

>>49714434 (OP)
I know fuck all about managing a business, let alone an onsen, but I'll figure it out so we can share the workload. Of course I also intend on undergoing onification as soon as possible so she doesn't need to hold back with me and we can enjoy drinking together without worrying about my liver failing.

>>49731610
>I also intend on undergoing onification
Why would she want a drunken lout for a husband, anon?

>>49731753
Drunken louts are desirable among oni.

>>49731766
That's just what onicels believe. The claims spread on the Old Capital message boards are not even remotely accurate.
In reality, powerful oni women desire kind and gentle human men who are willing to support her and engage with her interests. They'd murder for them.

>>49731826
I don't know, I think an oni woman deserves to be able to hug her husband with her full strength without having to worry about breaking him in half.

>>49731502
Because like 10 anons pointed it out before, duh.

>>49731502
Because OP is a faggot who can't spoiler correctly.

>>49731876
Male oni can't be hugged at all, they instinctively reject such display of affections due to their brutish psychology.
They understand that they need to be gentle with their delicate human husbands, but they can only express their maidenly side with their human husbands, which brings them a happiness they could never find with other oni.

>>49732309
I never thought of it that way...

>>49731876
>>49732309
Why settle for letting her indulge her feminine side, but forcing her to restrain her natural strength? A good husband would train himself through whatever means necessary until he could withstand the full force of his oni wife's embrace. Only then is it an honest relationship of equals.

>>49732610
Do you think Byakuren would teach her body strengthening magic for that?

>>49732610
Precisely, which is why I would try to seek a supernatural means to enhance my strength and durability, because natural strength and durability just wouldn't be enough for a full force oni hug, and I would want to feel it just as much as she would.