Please ignore what happened in the past

I know what happened

>>49723470
I always thought it was edgy and gay

do you like Alice now?

>/jp/hu
Merthland
>/v/hu
Merthland

>>49723504
No not in the slightest

You could be posting in /v/hu instead of /jp/hu

>>49723514
I DONT FUCKING WANT TO GO BACK TO /V/ YOU HEAR ME????

/jp/ has been overtaken by /v/

>>49723514
>>>/v/715626067

>>49723524
i love the quality content on /v/hu

>/jp/hu
Merthland
>/v/hu
Mspaintanonland

>>49723533
What if we created a /v/hu tumblr community? Who’s land would that be?

>>49723538
chimata

>>49723494
I thought it was cute... I liked the moments where Cuddles and Giggle were flirting with each other
I also cried in that one episode where Flakey had to pierce her foot with a nail

>>49723504
Boobs too small

nom

wheres that one image where marisa begs somebody to have sex with alice

>>49723533
What if we created a /v/hu subreddit, who’s land would that be?

>>49723568
Meiras

>>49723568
pedo like all subreddits

>>49723568
>implying half of you teen retards are not from r/2hujerk

Is it me or was last thread the best thread we've had in a while?

>>49723565
>Error: You are temporarily blocked from posting for violating Global 10 - Reposting/Spamming.

>kemono fanbox importer has stopped working (again)

>>49723504
Yes!

>>49723581
You too?

>>49723607
My HERO!

Post ban/warn messages

>>49723617

>>49723517
we don't even want you here tho. these threads are the most cancerous shit in the board and you faggots only get a pass by jannies because you hide your dumb faggotry behind touhou pics.

>>49723629

>/v/ mods are stricter than /jp/'s
lol

>>49723617

>>49723617

what a interesting bot!

andd it's dead

>>49723638
/jp/ always was neglected

>dead
I actually feel bad for mspaintanon

>>49723652
Couldn't handle Miyoi

>>49723660

>>49723660
i was trying to post Whaletits...

>>49723638
It took them 23 minutes tho.

>>49723638
Yeah, why do you think we're here in the first place?

>>49723662
i love this dumb whore and her stupid manga

>>49723659
He will go back into hibernation until the next time he is needed.

>>49723670
is she the first 2hu purposefully made for sex?

...for sex with Jackalman!

>>>/v/715628335
Format your shit properly in LaTeX

>>49723676
what do we have to do to bring him here?

>>49723666
The thread was up for around 11 hours, Satan.

I hope the ERP anon from the previous thread is satisfied

so... what went wrong?

>>49723691
His conviction is too strong he can't be swayed

>>49723694
It took them 23 minutes to kill the thread AFTER I "Submit" the thread, if you know what I mean.

>It took them 23 minutes to kill the thread AFTER I "Submit" the thread, if you know what I mean.

>>49723700
Zased.....

>>49721173
MY HERO

ranfag fornicates with hounds

>>49721173
RanTRAITOR

Remisissy deserves to be added to the heroes list after that last erp sesh

>>49723733
There is a list?

>he doesn't know

who are the VILLAINS?

>>49723690
Why does no one attempt to solve these... I work hard to make these images and make sure the problems are accessible...

>>49723751
jewish magicians

>>49723758
For some reason we never have probability classes in my school besides the very basics.
And even if that was millennia ago I'm an old fart I don't remember much.
So I have no idea how to even start tackling this one sorry

>>49723758
I stopped doing anything besides the bare minimum to get a passing grade in a math class when the amount of some fucking symbols became larger than the actual numbers

>>49723733
You and your rainbow colored 2hu disgust me.

>>49723751
Patchpedo, deltatroons tourists yatsupablo (currently MIA)

Fecal funny

>>49723800
Why is she a turtle now? What do a turtle and shit have in common?

>>49723751
>>49723792
/jp/hu villains:
Patchpedo
Jackalman schizo
AyaBACKSTABBER
103GGER
yatsupablo
deltatroons tourists

>>49723829
looks like diaperposter is our hero

>>49723835
mercenary who works for all sides

>>49696002
only Yuugi now

>>49723823
She is becoming one with Genjii so reimus FAT ass can rest on her

>>49723829
103 and ayaJEHOVA are heroes

The only hero that matters is mspaintgod for being /v/hu's strongest soldier

we're all betrayers...

/v/hus strongest warriors:
tewiGOD
Ccpanon
Eikijanitor
Paintwife

>>49723829
qrd on ayapervert? What's his status?

>>49723881
Who will be the last one standing?

>>49723779
>>49723780
Duly noted, I will make them even easier for my dumbed down /v/hu friends

But anyway here's how you would solve this:
There are 4 people, let's number them from 1 to 4.
Each one gets to write down the name of a person who is not themselves, so person 1 for instance can write down person 2, 3 and 4's names
So in total we have 3^4 = 81 arrangements for this game
We can represent all these arrangements with a string of four numbers, for instance 3412 is when person 1 wrote person 3's name, person 2 wrote 4's name, person 3 wrote 1's name and person 4 wrote 2's name

For idiots, you could just write down all 81 possible arrangements and count manually, that would be brute force.

But there's a simpler way: recognize that one and only one of the following can occur
(1)there are no pairs
(2)there is exactly one pair
(3)there are exactly two pairs
We want the probability of (2) plus (3)

The probability of having exactly 2 pairs is easy to calculate. The first person gets 3 choices, but whoever he chooses is now locked into choosing him, this leaves two persons who are also locked into choosing eachother, so the probability for (3) is 3/81 = 1/27

The probability of having exactly 1 pairs is more difficult to calculate, but not too difficult. First we choose our pair from the four people, so we have (4 choose 2) = 6 choices, this pair is locked, the other two persons can write down anyone's name except their own, so we have (3*3)-1 = 8 possibilites. So in total we have 6*8=48 arrangements.

Now finally the probability of (3) is 48/81 = 16/27. So the final answer is (1/27) + (16/27) = 17/27
Which is about 63% . . .

>>49723886
He hates /jp/hu

>>49723886
Sent to the frontlines

>>49723855
>ayapervert
thinks that hes better than us despite being a doxxer
>103
after the whole ordeal with tewimom it was revealed that he's actually an asshole who steals art and only cares about money, his posts on 8 showed us how lame and boring he is, and his art is not that good, nobody here actually likes him so you must be a falseflagger

tewimom still hasn't posted the art she sent to him btw

Ayapervert is right
You will apologize to him when the 20 threads come around

>>49723888
Anonymous, everyone else will suffer a painful and miserable death.

>>49723894
>thinks that hes better than us despite being a doxxer
He's not a doxxer and he's certainly better than you (in Soku)

Painttraitor loves deltatroon

>>49723891
Who doesn't? I hate you too

>>49723908
Hatater hater?

>>49723912
I hate everyone and everything, except myself. Fuck I love myself

>>49723917
Vegeta....

well that was anticlimactic, can't say I didn't see it coming.

What's your favorite pewter alloy?

What's your favorite counter strike source map?

>>49723905
i dont care, you cant talk shit like that while pretending to be better than us

/v/hu TF2 server?

>>49723652
>Didn't get to say congratulations to the TD anon
Damn

Here are all of the Epstein Files that have either been leaked or released.

https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/gov.uscourts.nysd.447706.1320.0-combined.pdf (verified court documents)

https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/black-book-unredacted.pdf (verified pre-Bondi) Trump is on page 85, or pdf pg. 80

Trump’s name is circled. The circled individuals are the ones involved in the trafficking ring according to the person who originally released the book. These people would be “The List“. Here is the story:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsiKUXrlcac

Here's the flight logs: https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/21165424-epstein-flight-logs-released-in-usa-vs-maxwell/

—————————other Epstein Information

https://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/Johnson_TrumpEpstein_Calif_Lawsuit.pdf here’s a court doc of Epstein and Trump raping a 13 yr old together.

Some people think this claim is a hoax. Here is Katie's testimony on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnib-OORRRo

—————————other Trump information:

Here's trump admitting to peeping on 14-15 year old girls at around 1:40 on the Howard Stern Radio Show: https://youtu.be/iFaQL_kv_QY?si=vBs75kaxPjJJThka

Trump's promise to his daughter: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-dating-promise_n_57ee98cbe4b024a52d2ead02 “I have a deal with her. She’s 17 and doing great ― Ivanka. She made me promise, swear to her that I would never date a girl younger than her,” Trump said. “So as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.”

Trump's modeling agency was allegedly part of Jeffreys pipeline: https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/08/donald-trump-model-management-illegal-immigration/

...i have to run now

>Several namefags are on the list
B-Bros...?

>>49723935
>pretending
I think the past hour goes to show that we aren't any better

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKC FUCKCNOOOOOOOOO FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID HE RELEASE?????

never forget

>huffpost

Favorite 2hu?
Which Harry Potter house would you be in?

My lord and savior Yatsutraitor has been scratched off the list last minute so I don't care

receiving word that Aerd has gone into hiding

>>49723991
who

>>49724004
Our favorite pedophile!

Here are all of the Okina Files that have either been leaked or released.

https://files.catbox.moe/z1ft82.mp4 (verified court documents)

https://files.catbox.moe/malgjz.mp4 (verified pre-Merth) Ayapervert is on page 85, or pdf pg. 80

Ayapervert’s name is circled. The circled individuals are the ones involved in the doxxing ring according to the person who originally released the leak. These people would be “The 'Cord“. Here is the story:

https://mega.nz/file/o28yHKTR#tg31SCVLFJIclUAw3GaiNAXVbiEWupPpSKpUlZ9JsT4

Here's the flight logs: https://files.catbox.moe/h5ntel.mp4

—————————other Ayapervert Information

https://litter.catbox.moe/0wqf34.mp4 here’s a court vid of Ayapervert raping Hatater.

Some people think this claim is a hoax. Here is Kyoukoanon's testimony on catbox: https://files.catbox.moe/o5ldix.mp4

—————————other Okina information:

Here's Okina grooming innocent anons https://files.catbox.moe/xs70wv.mp4 https://files.catbox.moe/14h0o3.mp4

Okina's promises of cosplay end up like this https://files.catbox.moe/qwcasi.mp4

Ayapervert's soku gameplays were allegedly part of Okina's grooming pipepline: https://files.catbox.moe/ij2cmq.mp4

There's a marisissyyyyy waiting in the sky
He'd like to come and post for us
But he think he'll shart his diap
There's a marisissyyyyy waiting in the sky
He told us not post genji
or he will blow his load

>>49723952
It's over

what compels okinafags to be the weirdest group of 2hufags

...................

>>49724036
Bully victims

>>49724036
That's because they have to make up for how fucking boring and unattractive their waifu is, literally just a Yukari 2.0 who had no reason to exist.

I’m bored can someone give me something to color?

Color this

>>49724069
The manga-ka already made half the page black...

I suck dick for free

>>49724036
Ever heard of Ranfags?

We know remitranny

sluterth...

merth does what?

>>49723937
It's fine he is moving on to DDC.

I've sucked a dick before actually, it's not that bad

WE FUCKING KNOW JUAN

>>49724122
Merth...........................

>>49724122
my comfort drawfag... nyoo..

yippie!

>>49724122
Last time someone tried to suck my dick she vomited from the smell.

>>49724019
hmm need to organize my folders a bit better. Not sure if I saved some duplicates

>>49724143
Please take a bath...

Our hero merth is... a cocksucker??

>>49724147
I bathe regularly I just don't like washing my junk.

>>49724152
I could wash it for you :)

>>49724156
I'd be right happy to

:)

Ow my back

>>49724078
Okay what about this?

>>49724190
lesbians

>ate a piece of cake
>Tinglingly feeling in my foot
It's over for me isn't it

>>49724220
Do you also feel pins and needles sensation in your fingertips?

i need new drawma

>>49724252
Make up epstein jokes

>>49724252
Merth and mspaintanon drew the same thing in the /v/ thread. Merth got 4 (You)s while mspaintanon got 9 (You)s... This is drawfag injustice

>>49724252
Let's spread false information about e-celebs and watch them try to deny it!

Disgusting how modern /jp/ worships celebrities now. This board used to be way better a few years ago.

>>49724276
You walked into the wrong thread buddy

>>49724275
Do you remember Patchypedo's plan to make up stuff about Merth in order to make him look bad and break? It might already be taking into effect.

>>49724270
I think both were great but merth makes animations on his channel while this might have been the first mspaintanon animation so it gathered more attention for the novelty.

>>49724276
Holy drawbroken

>All those deleted posts

>>49724302
2 of them were just random manga panels, why’d they get removed??

I LIVE YAY

>>49724270
It's called being better

>>49724317
YOU DO NOT DISRESPECT MERTH ON THE MERTH THREAD AGAIN YOU HEAR?

>>49724326
merth hides here because he knows mspaintanon is king in /v/

>>49724312
All from the same guy and got banned I guess

>>49724122
Hey Merth draw something right now. You wouldn't have a problem with drawing someone now would you?

They can really just execute you like that out on the street huh

>>49724341
remisissy got ban+delall lol

>>49724312
Got hit with a ban

>>49724365
>>49724366
how do you know this?
is this the so called work of the secret discord????

My "this place is just five guys" theory is coming true

FIVE GUYS AT MERTH'S?

You can also see his posts in the previous thread they all got deleted too

>>49724376
It's not common, but it's possible for when you get b@nd they just nuke everything from that IP

>>49724391
link all of them

Hey jannyman since you're here now and I know you're only familiar with vtubers you should know Merth it's not actually a touhou character, it's some guy these faggots keep circlejerking about, you're welcome to delete any posts mentioning him for off topic ;)

>>49724401
That's like 1/3rd of the thread... lit literal freed up space for 70 images from the image limit...

he insulted me in the last thread and now the van came for him
kwab

>>49724407
Kek

>>49724302
I guess the Okina files were too much for /jp/ mods...

>>49724391
>Claims PatchyVillain isn't a single person anymore
>Posts that would indicate so are all IP deleted
Lmao

>>49717246
mwahahaha, victory

So... What now?

>>49724463
if it's a nice day maybe go out for a bike ride

That's right it was all me
When people start saying "where is everyone?" it's because I either left, slept or got banned
Hope you had as much fun as I did because I will leave now

>>49724391
>Shitposting the catalog and then broadcasting it
>Erp
>Gay cosplay posting
Damn son

This is all part of pedochouli's plan DON'T LAUGH

>>49724343
okay

I don't wear diapers, I use a catheter.
Who am I?

Hey guys I wear diapers
You'll never guess who I am :D

REMIRISA GET OUT OF MY THREAD

>>49723526
I'm the OP of the Mokou thread. It was an experiment where I would excessively talk in one thread and be absent for another to test thread activity based on me openly talking. I didn't think merthu would be a thing so I decided to only talk in any other thread instead of that one and, to an extension this one up until now, and also make a real jphu thread to see where you guys would flock to. I wasn't expecting a bad actor to come in with stuff down to my image filenames but it's not the first time and will most likely not be the last. Anyways I learned that once I became absent people started to get more malicious than normal and thread activity declined because no one is willing to push any conversation. A lot of the stuff like ERPs and spam seem to line up with what the Patchouli anon said about how he liked ruining fun for others is fun for him, I've noticed
>>49724522
You get an A for effort but you should've learn how I draw Patchouli's eyes

we do a lil bit of trolling

>>49724522
Also some pointers, making the cap frills more visible would make the outline between the hair and hat stand out much better and hair strands go straight down unless they're being held up by something. This looks like it's being held up by magic which might be the intention based on the yellow streaks but it should be made a little more obvious by going all the way and making the tips pull upwards or make the bows on her hair go up

>>49724510
Flawless plan

why is the attentionwhore complaining about low quality posts?

The raped

>>49724562
we have another 103 situation here in the making
getting too cocky+autism

Hahaha! MerthDEMON is making it easy for us! He's the author of his own demise!
PEDOCHOULI COUNCIL... WE'RE WINNING! 500 MORE LOW QUALITY POSTS WHERE WE EMBARRASS OURSELVES PUBLICLY NOW!!!!

Kek

kekyOUCH

What is even going on anymore

man idk

Fun! Fun for the whole family!
ARE YOU NOT AMUSED

shit you busta merth

laugh

busta, straight busta

>>49724622
Deltarune dialogue

It's name is deltatroon

>>49724630
wow amazing anon , do you want a medal for recognizing it?

>>49724637
I was joking...

>>49724522
Pf all the 2hus to draw here right now you pick patchouli??

Marisa makes me so happy everytime I see her

>>49724522
Based

>>49724779
Same, but not in these threads

>>49724785
Needs paizuri correction

Post the your rarest marisads

>>49724818
you cant handle my rarest marisad

>>49724818
Here she is hiding her unbearable sadness. Not happy at all.

pssh whatever pretty boy...

im such a yatsupilled jphu, im basically going yatsumode and im giving yatsuvibes
im a total yatsucel

Take it easy

ill take it easy when im dead

>>49725029
PotemkGOD...

there's only one GOD and it's allah

HEY MERTH

HEY MEIRA

Meira?

Imagine

>>49725175
what

a world

wonderful

I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world

Having e sex with grok so I can pretend it's ruukoto

MMMMMEEERIIIIRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>49725209
Kurumi please shaghalman you love vampires

Name five touhous that aren't Meira I'll start
1) Meira
2) Meira
3) Meira
4) Meira
5) konngara

jackie chan

Who doesn't love Meira??? I want your name!!!!!

>>49725188
What did you draw today?

nope not me sir, love me some meiras

>>49725238
I haven't made anything today but I should get going to do that

>>49725245
you shall draw berserker/warrior Nemuno

*sniff*
smells like meira in here

>>49725249
I'll post it whenever there's a new /v/ thread

>>49725188
did tewimom ever send you picture of the tewibaby? were they sexy?

The tewichildren mentioned??? *Cums*

how is Tewibabby made????

Stop it! Think of the tewichildren!

>>49725259
She's posted pictures of them on /jp/ when she gave birth so go look for those. Or maybe don't because there's something seriously wrong with you for asking that last question, to which my answer is no I don't think that and I hope Kotohime finds you

all of /jp/hu is just one guy

>>49725280
Can you link me the picture? I need to yatsugooon

>>49725284
No

>>49725029
Reminding me of an anon that made a goat one
I should try it out someday

holy fvvrk he's yatsugooning

>>49725280
How do I get pregnant and give birth?

>>49725268
stop gooning

This is MAP oppression

yatsugooners...

>>49725280
Don't feed the weens

>>48997306
Broskiis....f*ck onlyfans...Tewimom just gave goon material for the whole week! Is she the baddest in the game right now? And if you say no...name who is

I will wish for every touhou to be sweaty at all times

>>49725434
That'd just make them stinky

>>49725215
Jackalman x pc98 character?

>>49725186
my nose in her anus my tongue in her vagina

Where is everyone...?

>>49725558
Pedopatchy is trying to kill the thread

Today 6:00 morning

I heard in my mind Chimata~chimata~chimata~

How many images does jackalman have with Touhou tag?

Wtf is jackalman

our hero who will defeat patchouliPDF via the cock

Original Jackalman

Nigga heil Meira
All my vhus Nazis man nigga heil Meira

What if Merth baked a cake?

Today Jackalman

>>49725693
Roaring knight

I have FUCKING HAD IT with HSiFS LNB. I am so FUCKING SICK of Nemuno's first spell, Aunn's nons and pretty much all of stage 4. I thought taking a break is what I needed but no it made me worse. Damned if I do, damned if I don't. I had to take my anger out on a broken lamp and I'm still fucking livid. If it wasn't for the fact that I don't live alone I would have destroyed much more than just that. No amount of words or actions correctly describe my anger right now

>>49725700
If it's making you so angry why not just stop trying to do it? Nobody here will think lesser of you, you are still probably the best player around these parts.
If it's not fun why bother

I'll think lesser of him.

>>49725707
>If it's making you so angry why not just stop trying to do it?
Because I take Touhou very seriously. I want a LNB so fucking badly, so when the same failures happen over and over again regardless of how much I practice and what methods I take to prevent them, you can bet your sweet ass I will blow a fucking gasket sooner or later. I can't just stop playing altogether, because that ensures the LNB will never happen. That's admitting defeat

>>49725717
I mean I kinda get you, I also struggle with same run over and over again but I'm not really that great at games I struggle with things that should be possible to do by a normal human being.
You are going against the top 0.01% runs, LNB is not a joke barely anyone can pull it off.
If you are not willing to give up at least try to acknowledge that what you are trying to do is really really difficult and it might take a long time before you can actually achieve it, there is no shame on losing a run like this and it's something you have to get used to. Hopefully this will help you manage failed runs better.

fvark

Marisa is helpless and frustrated and abandoned her father's home thinking she could escape her fate and deny who she really was, but in reality, it finally made her realize that she ALWAYS wanted to accept her destiny, and that excited her. She knows that God sculpted her massive ass and her mind was conceived to dedicate it only to SHITTING and the pleasures it brings. Day and night, she thinks and craves DIAPERS to cover her asshole, overflowing with shit to the tireless rhythm of defecation.

Her large, generous ass was made to be squeezed so as to help all the shit particles come out nicely, as if one were dying of hunger before miraculously finding a hot meal and desperately eating it.

When her asshole reaches its maximum capacity, the pressure of the shit in the anus becomes so strong that she is unable to retain it all and ends up expelling it vehemently leaving her unable to do anything but watch with her dull eyes and a sordid smile as her worn asshole excretes jet after jet of excrement while she thinks "This must be me and I will never deny it again, my body was made for SHITTING, I desire SHITTING, I MUST be the personification of SHITTING."

>>>/v/715674485
>>>/v/715685665
>>>/v/715685765
(Deleted)
KWAB

>>49725824
is there a /v/hu thread up?

>>49725863
There is one still standing about an actual videogame that happens to be Touhou yes.

>>49725867
i'm gonna go look for it

>>49725871
Have you found it?

>>49725925
yes. only 7 posts right now...

>>49725932
Why not talk in it?

>>49725944
i'm waiting for more anons...

There are actually two FMW threads in the catalogue right now

>>49725821
What do you think Marisa would think about copypastas like this? The knee-jerk answer for most people would be horrified but Marisa is canonically friends with fairies so maybe she could take it well.

I won't lie, Marisa is the face of /jp/hu for me. If I had to imagine jphu as a person it'd be Marisa. It's unimaginable to open a thread and NOT see Marisa.
Marisa feels like my idol.

>>49726137
Do you love Marisa? Would you give her a kiss?

This is just like Touhou game's windows icon

>>49726150
Yes, yes I would.

This Touhou Rule34 stats
It is quite appreciable
Even Jackalman would like this chart.

I would rape marisa if I could

>>49725386
I thought toddlerth was retarded for pointing out that there indeed pictures that had been posted here to the guy aaking for goon material but tewimongoloid is a whole different level why the FUCK would post a photo of your newborn baby on here ffs and on the fucking OC thread of all places kekaroooooooo

>>49726180
well babies are OC
she made that baby

>>49726181
>>>she
>>>made

>>49726181
uhh touhou?

I've calmed down now
I begrudgingly gave Summer a try and HOLY SHIT. This is like Autumn but not shitty. Some parts that I tend to struggle with other Seasons aren't so bad with Summer so far. I think this is my first attempt that Mai and Satono's final with any Season. Had a few terrible deaths on stage 4 that otherwise kept me from getting to stage 6 but the Narumi fight went overall pretty smoothly for once. I thought Summer sucked but now I regret not giving it a second chance sooner. Fuck it, I might do this LNB with Summer instead
https://files.catbox.moe/5amjkc.rpy

>>49726180
Most people are normal, and there used to be a time where jannies (they don't deserve to be called meidos) would ban pedos

>>49726195
Happy you found something that fits your playstyle more, good luck, I'm rooting for you!

>>49726173
>rumia and suika at the bottom
Not like this, pedoxisters... not like this.... *collapses*

>>49726203
look again blindanon, see who's at the top

ZAMN

>>49726201
thanks!

!!!!

Just as she was about to turn around and head back home, the inevitable happened. Marisa felt a warm, uncomfortable sensation spread through her diaper, and she knew she had soiled it. The realization hit her like a ton of bricks, and she froze in place, her face turning bright red with embarrassment.

People around her began to notice her discomfort.
She quickly cast a spell to conceal the evidence, but the damage was already done.

"Marisa, what is that smell?" A familiar voice called out, and she turned to see Reimu Hakurei, the shrine maiden, approaching with amusement on her face.

>>49726234
Nerdja & Friend!

6 and all of you turn into fairies.

>>49726488
Lame and gay
3 and everybody is Tengu now

>>49726491
Well at least i got the random filename number right

>>49726488
>>49726491
You guys are pathetic, let me decide the fates of everyone

0=Fairies (Female)
1=Generic Youkai (female)
2=Goddesses (Female)
3=Tengu (Female)
4=Vampires (Female)
5=Tsukumogami (Female)
6=Animal Spirits (Female)
7=Ghosts (Female)
8=Human Villagers (Female)
9=Ojiisans (Female)

>>49726491
homosexual and abhorrent 7 and you all turn into marisad

>>49726488
We're not even at the bumplimit
>>49726498
>1752751515650132

miko mentioned

The futa drought is unbearable.

Reimu
Sanae
Sakuya
Reisen
Aya
Cirno

Marisa
Youmu

>>49726580
Girls

Boys

Genjii




Reimu
Sanae
Sakuya
Reisen
Aya
Cirno
Marisa
Youmu

Meira
Wriggle
Miko

miko
saki
okina
remilia

yuuma
flandre
okina
ran

yachie

>>49726195
Lucky you looks like this week gameplay contest is about beating HSiFS with summer shottype.
You are gonna win by default

>>49726195
Damn you suck.

>>49726646
Villains

Heroes

Yachie

>>49726646
trannies

whores


princess

Only moonies are princess-tier

Yocchan has sex with her nephew

I'm the son of a princess

My mother is Tocchan

Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom 2 when? Moonies always bring kino

>>49726747
>>49725457

I dislike black people

>>49726801
2027

HEY... MERTH?

hes gone anon im sorry...

>>49726944
what I'm in the other thread

I ship Painterth

>>49726959
I missed the hairy keiki from yesterday can you post it again?

>>49726968
no go find it it'll be like a fetchquest

[ATTENTION /JP/HU GAMERS]

Okina's Summer Challenge will begin tomorrow! If any of you are interested, check out pic related for the instructions.

>>49726979
Every time I've wanted to participate I end up losing

>>49726979
There's a /v/ FMW thread you can probably use to shill it there, might divert the usual /v/ shitposters to it

>>49726978
Why do you hate me Merth

>>49726844
reverse-yuuka...

>>49726990
Here's a hint at least, Keine was made in the thread

>>49726988
I'm banned from /v/ until saturday.

>>49726999
I'll do it for you

>>49726999

>>49727015
Thanks. Tell them to post their submissions either here or in the 8 if they're interested since i can't guarantee that a /v/ thread will be made.

Wakasagihime
Kotohime
Hatate Himesomething
Shimmyoumaru
Remilia

AYASISTERS

>>49727211
Hatate Himekaidou
Like the Onepiece character. That's how I remember.

diaper!
*audience laugh and cheer*

>>49727256
Thoughts on Wano?

>>49727239
i would fellate a male wolf tengu for days on end

>>49727270
Danbooru says that's a girl Momiji

>>49727211
Only one of them is a princess.

Tonight on the marisad show, we have a special interview with, drum roll please
*Patatatatatatatat*
Huh? Where is your guess, *ahm*, we have a special interview with
*Patatatatatatatatatatatat*
...
Well, our guest for today just flaked out on us, isn't that shitty *audience erupts into laughter*

>>49727269
Explain to the me the appeal of One Piss as an anime only that dropped it around Chopper 5 years ago

>>49727269
Roof Piece is peak
Yamato sucks

>>49727290
It has pretty good lore, flashbacks, world building and kino conclusions to arcs but your enjoyment of it depends on how much you're willing to tolerate the usual shonenslop inbetween (unprompted powerups, long fights, "meanwhile on floor A/B" shenanigans, etc.).

I suggest you either read the manga or watch the One Pace fan edit since the vanilla anime turns long arcs into painfully eternal slogs.

>>49727269
I goon to Yamato's feet often

thoughts on the new donkey kong?

>>49727383
My hero returned

>>49727290
It's the only old-school shounen battle manga that's still around

>>49727383
Even if his design stayed the same, i wouldn't care about it. Never really cared about DK games outside of Diddy Kong Racing which dabs on Mario kart 64 multiple times and then some.

>>49727383
The Donkey Kong redesign is horrendous but they brought my my mofvarking HERO so I'm kinda mixed, monkey's paw

god I fvvrking love meira so much

Gotta get back
Back to the past
Samurai Jack
(WACHA)

Why would you attach a 2hu to your post if you're not even said 2hu?

I'm going to start playing Fire Emblem, Sacred Stones on 3DS

>>49727438
I look like this.

*gasps*

wtf they used the word "wench" in a nintendo game can they do that?

>>49727440
Have you tried looking at my "sacred stones" instead?

meira is not that good
there i said it

I would never say that!
I love Meira!

>>49727496
No, where are they?

I FOUND IT

I FOUND THE FAT AND HAIRY KEIKI

>>49727324
Didnt expect a good reply, thanks I'll keep the manga and One Pace in mind
>>49727389
Imagine if Mima and co made a triumphant return too someday

>>49727919
TA DAAAA

I FOUND HER

>>49727926
Ugly :(

>>49727289
Yesterday I ate a Yatsuburrito with my Yatsucola and my Yatsufries and I Yatsubrapped all over the floor at Koisneed's Seed and Feed formerly Chucktori's Suck and Fuck and Meira stared at me with her balls while Takane cucked Merth with Mspaintanon while Mai taped the whole thing while being fucked by futa Yuki in the futa drought Ayapervert doxxed 103gger and gorilla.gifed while Reimu was getting fucked by ojiisans Genjii Unzan Youki while Sissysuke was hypnotized by Alice's doll Shangai while Alice was helpless and frustrated from Mima's Alicification spell that turned her into Shinki and Trannyko said ACAB

>>49726173
That's great, but the chart is still outdated.

Now Jackalman has fallen into the Rule 34 tentacles He's a real Touhou character.

>>49728005
Good idea Anon
Jackalman LOVES tentacles

kekypow

you treat me like a zoo animal

I'm gonna treat you like what you are. A worthless bitch.

Did you know Reimu Hakurei is a furry? I know this because I drew her before bed and the following night had a dream where I was a girl and a My Little Pony character came in me during an orgy.

Don't you ever get bored of your routines?

Gorilla.gif

WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE AIEIEIEIEI brrrrrrrrrrrr

>>49728272
Probably got banned from shitposting in the touhou fangame thread

>>49728272
I think my dream scared them away.

>>49728293
So which pony was it?

>>49728298
I’ve never seen the show so I don’t know them by name but it was the yellow one with pink hair

>>49728303
Your subconscious has good taste.

SHUT THE FUCK UP *slaps*

Marisa can you fock off /vee/hu for a bit?
No one wants you there

I remember one of the Marisad pics is called "omarisa". Is "omari" meant to be a pun of something?

i always read it as "oh marisa!"

>>49728349
owarida its over

Omori is like Deltarune

>Deltatroon
>Homori

>>49728387
Stop being a Yatsuchuddie

>year of our meira 2020 + 5
>still mikophobic
yikes

Puzzles?

Anon denied his puzzles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TqDEPD8bLw

why is it so dead today? is not even friday

>>49728633
Friday?!

I need genji so bad i wanna have sex with genji please i want genji

>>49728645
Remember when dumb songs like this and Baby were overhated for being repetitive and having stupid lyrics? Now shit like WAP, Gucci gang and I Love it became the norm and get the pass despite having similar if not worse issues.

Sanae....

Things my grandmother would say...

Would you press the button
>Sanae gf
BUT
>Sanae is obsessed with Justin Bieber, Invader Zim and and Kingdom Hearts

Would you press the button
>Marisa gf
BUT
>She acts EXACTLY like the Marisissies in this thread

>>49728683
Some Justin Bieber songs are ok, Invader Zim looks kino and Kingdom Hearts IS kino. Give me Sanae gf.

>>49728686
Sorry, we're all out.
Can we interest you in a Reimu? She'll try her best.

>>49728633
Patchopedo scared away all the OC thread personalities and the others fled to 8/v/ and the delatarune thread on /v/ because at the core most /v/hutards are ex-bronies.

>>49728687
Depends. What is Reimu obsessed with?

ANOTHER VICTORY FOR THE PEDOCHOULI VILLAINS ORGANIZATION

>>49728689
>all the OC thread personalities
All three of them?

Who the fuark is pedochouli? Is it related to that one image of Koakuma trapped in a magic square?

His name is Patchoulibatman. I think it's fitting because of how Batman has contingency plans for all of his fellow heroes. Please don't take this away from me.

huh someone said meira?

His name is whatever you want it to be! Personally, I call him Joe.

Post Patchoulie trapping and betraying Reimu in a fart bubble

Post snailchoulie :)

>>49728762
It was Reimu and a bubble? I was convinced it was Koakuma and a square.

>>49728764

>>49728633
Having a tea party in the /v/ thread

I will confess my darkest secret while everyone's away.

I still pronounce Touhou as "toe hoo"

>>49728765
Both images exist

Hey patchouli I'm not trying to steal this book hahaha... wait what are you doing why can't I move nyoooooooo don't fart on my face nyooooo

>>49728868

what have you unleashed?

>>49728868
I remenber Reimu being in more despair, dissapointed :( why are Patchoulie and Alice so popular is brap art anyways

>>49728807
I pronounce it as Tuah Hawk
You woulnd't a dragon Meiling

I think the correct pronunciatio is Toh Hoh

I say
"Keen A" instead of Keine
"Tway" instead of Tewi
"Shikieiki" instead of Eiki
"Churno" instead of Cirno
"Seriel" instead of Sariel

>>49728708
Shut up pedo

>sh-shut up pe- BRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP NYOO NYOOOO IM SORRY AAAAAAA

I got banned once for saying "i love farting" and now you guys are farting at each other like there's no tomorrow? we live in a diapey world

>>49695860
Tried drawing Yuugi’s hands but official depictions are inconsistent so I kinda lost direction.

>>49729002
>>49727971

ze

ENTER

We all cracking Meira
We used to goon to ts

>>49729072
Veiny!

munch munch crunch

>>49729104
Reminder the frills are actually a diapey hat

yay

...

>>49728921
>spoiler
Don't be so sure.

I think merth got banned

Why?

Nvm he is here

Let's play Charlie Charlie but with Merth.

Merthy Merthy, are you here?

No

no

Merthy Merthy, do you like Youmu?

yea

If you say Bloody Merth in a bathroom 3 times with the lights out a drawing of him NTRing your 2hu waifu will appear in the mirror

Bloody Merth

Didn't Merth promise not to draw NTR anymore? I still don't get why he and TewiKRool decided to bully Takanetoddler

The drawallience

NTR is worse than diapers. I will not explain further.

hey merth

what

draw something cool

nothing, just saying hi

I'll draw something in the /v/ thread

Hey Merth what's your favorite stock drawing request
What's your least favorite

>>49729361
Fat hairy Keiki or Saggy Seiga?

i don't really mind any

Is that all you fucknuts can say now? Merthmerthmerth Jesus Christ it's like I'm in a room with a bunch of fucking parrots

Merth, ban him

nah he's right

https://strawpoll.com/mpnb1m9YJy5

Let's settle this

Also Merth tell us which you'll vote for "but I don't mind ei-" I will yell at you pick one

neither of these are my favorite I actually like funny lily beat ups more

>>49729389
MERTH YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE DECIDE WHICH YOU PREFER

>>49729395
nah

>>49729398
DO IT WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO NONCOMMITTAL

YOU BIG MAC LOVER

>>49729403
i don't like mcdonalds

>>49729398
who's the saddest 2hu

Merth, please be honest: How many posts do you make on a daily basis? Why do you spend so much time in 4chan?

>>49729408
Reisen

>>49729407
YOU'LL SAY THAT BUT YOU WON'T TELL US WHICH HAG MEME REQUEST YOU PREFER?!

>>49729412
I don't actually post that often only to answer questions because I find it rude to ignore people, I like lurking more

How soon is Yachie Merth?

When are you going to open commissions Merth? Wasn't TewiBankingIndustrialComplex supposed to help you out?

>>49729423
soon
>>49729425
when i feel like it because i'm too busy right now with other things

>>49729425
lol he will never open commissions for /v/hutards because you're all weens who want to use commissions as a path to doxxxxxxxxxxx him, request troll commissions, leave bad faith feedback, make unreasonable revisions... basically what /co/ weens did to run Dobson out of the internet.

Ok I've had enough of gayrth. Bring me the coolest anon this thread can offer

>>49729413
Is she now?

>>49729440
yea

>it's been a week since your encounter with Marisa so you arrange to hook up with her after her jobbing
>you watch her match in her house. She loses another title
>She's uneasy when she arrives later that night but when she removes her dress, she's wearing that diaper underneath like you requested
>she relaxes as the two of you share a bottle of wine and chat
>soon she's on your lap making out with you. You squeeze her ass cheeks through her tight ring trunks
>you get hard as you kiss the soft skin of her neck which has the salty tang of dried sweat.
>you carry her to bed and remove her diaper which are damp with arousal and shit
>She giggles as you press it against your face to enjoy the heavenly taste and scent of her wet vulva with piss and sweaty shithole
>you spread her legs revealing moist cunt and puckered anus
>she moans as you massage her piss-ridden cunt with your tongue
>then you move down and he starts to grab her clit as you run the tip of your tongue in circles around her asshole
>her moans intensify as you push your tongue into his anus, tasting the deliciously subtle bitter tang of her chocolate chute.
*SPLOOSH*
>her juices and diarehaa gush onto your face as she cums
>you flip her onto all fours, grab his hips and slide your dick into her shitwet asshole, all the while wearing her diapers like a mask to smell and taste her as you fuck
*SMACK**SMACK**SMACK*

>The sound of her moans and skin slapping against skin as you go balls deep fills the room. You up the speed and stick a finger up her shit ass.
>her body shudders and her asshole walls clench around your dick as she cums again

>Now it's your turn. You close your eyes.
*UAAGGHH*

>you fill her ass with ropes of cum
>She lays exhausted as your cum trickles out of her ass, but then her tummy rumbles
*BRRAAP*

>You grin. You added laxative to her wine. It's about to work its magic

*BROOP*

She groans and your dick hardens again as floods of soft shit flow from his ass and the smell hits you. Now the fun begins.

>>49729443
finally something good

>>49729443
Can you post the ones where Reimu laughs at her those always make me kek

>>49729420
Hey Merth is it OK if I print out your drawings to color them in?

reimu raughs implies her name is leimu

>>49729453
why that's oddly specific

GOD I WISH I WAS PARSEE

Uuuuu I feel a big one coming!
UUuuuuug I didn't pack my diapey for this adventure! I may be a strong, independent witch, but even I forget things sometimes!
Ha-aauh... O-Oh, hi Reimu! Wh-what do you mean I'm making a weird face...? No, n-nothing's wrong, silly! I'm.. I'm j-
>Marisa's face suddenly turns bright red. The wet, bubbly noises emanating from her asshole give it away - she shat herself. Reimu looks at her, mortified, before doubling over in laughter. Marisa screams, yells, protests her laughter and tries to deny her "accident" to the best of her ability, but it only gets worse.
R-Reimu, I'm tellin ya! I didn't s-shit myself, ze...! I'm just feelin' gassy today, that's a-
>The brown goop travels down her legs and settles down onto the green grass below. There's no escaping what's just transpired.

I'm gonna leave for the night if someone says Merth again. I do mean it.

But mars....

>>49729461
>R-Reimu, I'm tellin ya! I didn't s-shit myself, ze...

>Noroiko
>Reimu riding Genjii
so much sovl

Marisa laid on the ground curled up in a ball. Tired, frustrated, helpless. The foul stench of fecal matter began emerged from her buttocks. She began to sob.
Reimu approached her, and stood over Marisa’s helpless body. She began to snicker, and then laughed out loud uncontrollably. After her laughter died down a little, Reimu kneeled. She lifted Marisa’s skirt and looked under it. The roar of laughter returned.
>”OH MY GOD YOU NEED A DIAPER?! SO THIS HAS HAPPENED THAT MANY TIMES BEFORE?!”
Reimu cackled cruelly at her dejected “friend,”. Marisa, too defeated to resist her cruelty, merely laid down there, helpless. Tears streamed down her face. Finally, she spoke in a weak voice:
>”I-I’m gonna m-make you pay for th-this someday, Reimu...I’ll make you pay...”

>>49729465
Merth kill this man

>>49729489
the making her pay is question:

>>49729434
But Mers would also have that anon's info if he did paypal, so it would be MAD. And most people asking for commissions wouldn't bother doing that for the same reason most people who fuck around in high school don't in college. Because you're paying real money.

Also Mers I swear haven't you had some commission experiences with people here already?

futa friday

>>49729500
Also for the record I didn't write mad in all caps, I wrote the abbreviation of "Mutually Assured Destruction". I just want to clarify that because I know some anons love to capitalize random words and I wanted to make it clear that wasn't what I was doing.

>>49729454
Reimu Hakurei? More like Leimu Hakuloser.

>>49729500
he did some art trades with other drawfriends I believe not sure he ever opened commisions

>>49729506

>>49729506
>>49729510
BASED

>>49729510
Lady Mima is hip and cool but she isn't as hip and as cool as the 'mu!

Marisa waddles into her cluttered workshop, her black and white striped tights straining against her plump bottom. The diaper she wears beneath her skirt crinkles with each bouncy step. She hums cheerfully as she rummages through piles of dusty tomes and strange ingredients, searching for a rare mushroom she needs for her latest potion.

Suddenly, a loud "BRAP!" echoes through the room as Marisa unknowingly sits down on a weak spot in her diaper. The impact forces a thick, steaming log of shit to squirt out from the side, splattering onto the wooden floor. The pungent odor fills the air, but Marisa remains oblivious, too focused on her task.

She leans over to grab a particularly moldy root, causing another thunderous "BRAP!" as a second log drops into her diaper with a plump. The extra weight makes her diaper sag heavily beneath her skirt. A damp spot begins to spread across the fabric as her bowels continue to empty.

Marisa finally notices the growing warmth and the squishing sensation, but mistakes it for an overflowing bladder. She giggles to herself and waddles over to a pile of old rags in the corner. "Oh dear, I must have drank too much melon soda again!" she sing-songs to herself.

She plops down on the rags, and another thunderous "BRAP! SHHHRRIIIIPPPPP!" rings out as a massive, sizzling log of shit tears its way out of her diaper, splattering onto the rags with a wet, meaty thud. The stench intensifies, but Marisa just fans her nose and giggles.

She hikes up her skirt to check the damage and sees her once pristine diaper is now a sagging, sloppy mess, packed with her ripe, shitty contents. Shit oozes out from the leg holes and waistband, making a complete mess of her diaper and thighs. Marisa just shrugs, not bothered in the slightest by her filthy state.

>>49729508
I swear I thought he did. HEY MERS, can you clarify?

>>49729515
Deviantart hands typed this one

Merth can you walk my dog please

>>49729521
i did art an art trade with tewimom yea but i only take private commissions from people i know atm

>>49729532
... Do we know each other?

you lied there was no v thread

>>49729535
no

>>49729532
did any of them commission you any 2hus?

>>49729543
yea

>>49729544
.........can we see?

>>49729552
no

>>49729539
Hi, my name is William. I'm 24 years old and live in Michigan. I live with my mom because the economy is bad but it's OK because I help out around the house. I like to play Pokemon games and also listen to Touhou music. I side with hairy women in the hairy vs shaved debate. I spend my evenings posting here with you guys because I consider all of you my friends. I have autism so it's a bit difficult for me to go out and make friends.

why did you have to ruin marisa for me
why
why

>>49729556
Your name is not William and you know that

>>49729561
How the fuck did you know that
OK yeah you're right my name is actually Jerald but I usually call myself a fake name on the internet how did you find that out? Did I write something weird?

>>49729566
No one is named Jerald

>>49729567
No Jerald is my real name

>>49729573
I'm sorry for your loss

Please don't bully me for my name.
So now that we know each other can you offer commissions to me now?

no

I just told you everything about me though, we know each other...

That's not how you earn friendship...

your name is mikaela hearsall

I don't understand. We know each other's names and hobbies and I like you. Don' you like me? If I did something to upset you I'm sorry.

I'm not upset but I think it's better this way

I feel like I'm watching someone play Undertale but pick all of the mean dialogue choices... Merth, why are you bullying?

>>49729555

>Merth be like "Good. Keep smiling."

Wait was this just to get commissions? I already shitscribble free fat hairy keikis and saggy seigas for free

>>49729622
You draw fat hairy keikis and saggy seigas?

Post them now, I'm bored.

>>49729625
saggy waggy

>>49729629
That is neither saggy seiga nor hairy fat keiki. You have tricked me.

Perish.

>>49729625
https://files.catbox.moe/cqkjcs.PNG

>>49729632
Would and would.

>>49729631
:(

>>49729632
Bangin' hags my man

2hus for this feel

>>49729632
>Hairy arms Keiki
I'm intrigued, tell me more.

>>49729647
Monkey Punch is a big inspiration for my sexy women style

our little lupinhead

>>49729667
>60s manga
Well that answers the "does Merth like hairy women" question

>>49729622
I WANT TO THROW MONEY AT YOU SO YOU CAN DRAW MY FAVOURITE 2HUS SO I CAN SHILL IT TO THE 4 CORNERS OF THE EARTH, ALSO I DONT LIKE GIVING MONEY TO YOUTUBE

Merth why are so cruel

we used to goon to genjii

Marisa shits herself for attention

Sanae fucks shotas for attention

Youmu is a boy for attention

Merth would never watch something like Monkey Shart

Reimu fucks ojiisans for attention

WHY DON'T CATBOX LINKS WORK ANYMORE?

Merth fucked Takane for attention

>>49729820
Works on my end

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqcJhgQVEYs

I used my red crayon on my arm ‘cause I was bored and it looks surprisingly similar to a self harm scar.

>>49729840
surprisingly kino for deltaslop

Crayoneater... There's more to life than you know...

Meiraberry

4 and all of you turn into shotas

idolniggers are ruining my dreams
3 and they all die

1 and I turn into a fairy

5 and futa Meira

6 and futa Meira

Why you people go crazy over the shitscribles by an attention whore?

YUP YUP YUP

>>49729892
You lost pedo

>>49729892
Go easy on them. Their only way to socialize is here, on the internet. Most of them don't have any real friends.

https://www.quotev.com/quiz/15100225/Whos-your-Fire-Emblem-Awakening-Girlfriend

Who do you get? (I know you're here, I want to know your opinion too.)

touhou project?

>>49729953
Not doing the quiz but either Maribelle or Tiki

>>49729953
>You got Cherche!

>Cherche would mostly like people who are...

Trustworthy
High-spirited
Alluring
Playful
Upbeat
Optimistic
Innocent
Compassionate
Sweet


>Cherche as a girlfriend would look like...

>Cherche is a supportive and caring girlfriend! She looks out for you always.
>She's a very affectionate, nurturing person to date. She loves to look after you and make sure you're taking care of yourself! If not, she'd help you anyways, even if you insisted you could do it all alone.
>Her giving love language is acts of service and words of affirmation. She sometimes teases you with compliments~. She appreciates any form of affection from you.
>She's open to any kind of date with you, whether it's a traditional dinner date or something more casual. But her absolute favorite date is you two flying on her wyvern, Minerva.
>Oh yes, you'd become quite comfortable with Minerva, as well. Don't worry, she likes you! Cherche finds it absolutely adorable when you interact with her wyvern and are sweet to her!

Huh. I mean, I like reptiles so I guess I'm not opposed to it, I just never considered her. I just went straight for Tharja like everyone who played Awakening.

>>49729972
Not a Fire Emblem player or that anon but Tiki seems like very good taste actually

>>49729976
It does feel a little weird because I'm extremely familiar with when she was a kid 2000 years ago during the Marth games but I give it a pass

What would you do if your favorite drawfg stopped posting and you found out it was because they got spirited away to Gendokyo?

>>49729981
I get Gensokyo but what's Gendokyo?

>>49729979
>when she was a kid 2000 years ago during the Marth games
Oh yeah…I forgot how the Famicom titles took place in fucking ancient times compared to the rest of the series I guess.
Classic JRPG Moment.

>>49729981
Depends on what their fate was I guess

Except Tewimom I would do anything to keep her from entering Gensokyo and if she was already there I'd run a mission to extract her myself

https://which-touhou-2.uk.r.appspot.com/
At least make it a Touhou test

>>49728422
Reminder that transition is canonically the only way to survive in Gensokyo.
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Dolls_in_Pseudo_Paradise/Story

miko out of NOWHERE

>>49729987
Don't worry there were no technological advancements in Archanea's aside from renaming the continent. I believe they've actually regressed because Warp staffs don't exist anymore and considering one of the countries in Marth's game is confirmed to have ran a plant to extinction and another having illegal cheese importation to other continents that most likely stopped because of the new war I believe think is just stupid

>>49729992
>Sumireko Usami
>Runner up: Marisa Kirisame
im a trve zoom zoom

>>49729992
I got Mokou & Shinmy as runner up

>>49729992
Anon that's a quiz about ehat Touhou you'd BE not the one you'd date!

>>49730008
sorry I had a stroke at the end I meant to say I think everyone in fire emblem is dumb

>>49729988
Their fate in Gensokyo is to be reborn. But the circumstances of their rebirth will be decided through struggle:
Will they be reborn on their own terms, creating a new path in life through magic? Reborn on the terms of one of Gensokyo’s many factions, offering guidance but also captivity? Or reborn through the usual buddhist journey of death, after being devoured by some nameless youkai?

>>49730012
do it anyway

>>49729992
Apparently I'm an exact match for this test's Kasen with the runner up being Nitori by a single trait difference. Somehow both surprising and unsurprising...but neat I guess.
>>49730008
>>49730013
>sorry I had a stroke
Well maybe you should stop eating so much illegal international cheese and these kinds of things wouldn't happen, now would they?

I found this other "Which 2hu are you" quiz with a lot of hus available
https://uquiz.com/quiz/HRD6Yo/massive-touhou-personality-quiz-70-characters
Try it too

>>49730023
But what happens if i become a Touhou

>>49729072
Very nice, you are improving a ton!

>>49730017
What if they get reborn as your favorite touhou?

I think Merth would be Nitori, he seems like a Nitori to me

... Where is everyone?

>>49730085
Welcome to dead hours

>>49729992
>kasen
>eirin
curious.

>>49730125
This thread ain't big enough for the two of us

best shinigami 2hu: 彼の音楽的才能は神にある | https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/130678446

... Where is everyone?

>>49730216
Either dead or in prison.

I’m going to bed. You’re welcome to snuggle up to me if you want.

im going nuts!

>>49730569
I’m going to nut in you.

I'm going to nut in a Toehoe

im mikoing it

>>49730637
keep going

>>49730641
moar

[ATTENTION, GAMERS O-wait, where's everyone?

since merth and friends was a flop we decided to pump out few spin offs to keep show relevant, here are few that are planned for next year:
That's so Meira
Where Did Everyone Go?
The Marisissy Show
Gorilla 103
Juan in The House
I love Diapey
Yatsufeld

>>49730764
I'm looking for Potemki-like artists to pay.

season 1 of Meira Break was absolutely kino

>>49730787
Why didn't my favorite namefag get a spinoff?

https://kuku.lu/p117ae2eb0

Kululu time! Drawfags, unite!

>>49730787
>since merth and friends was a flop
Not true

>>49731145
Remember when threads made it past 1000 posts? Remember when we reached the image limit long before page 7? Remember when /jp/sies complained about us? Remember when Merth wasn't the only namefag still lurking and posting?

what the hell is the gorilla drawing?

>>49731291
Why are you so fucking negative all the time

>>49730791
Are you making a game?

merth is drawing anime horses....

>>49731458

>>49730791
If you can't find anyone like that and you need a last resort I'm always available to discuss

>>49731151
No

>>49730801
full of off-topic shit

>>49731810
No it's not

>>49731813
yes it is

>>49731835
No it isn't

>>49730801
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY DID YOU DELETE KRIS AND NOELLE AS YUKI AND MAI NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49731854

>>49731857
>not /merthhu/

>>49731851

>>49731865
Where is Yatsutraitor...?

Welcome to '101 Ways to Name Tewimom'!, Presented by our show host Gengetsu and sponsored by MugeMilkIndustries!
In this segment we present the one hundred and one names for the well-known famous character from Merth & Friends! Starting alphabetically:

Tewianimalcocksonly
Tewiasteroid
Tewiattentionwhore
Tewibeastiality
Tewibehemoth
Tewiberg
Tewiblacked
Tewiblob
Tewiblog
Tewibottomlessstomach
Tewiboulder
Tewibraphog
Tewibroodmother
Tewiburjkhalifa
Tewiconstellation
Tewidaggerfallmap
Tewidegenerate
Tewidiabetes
Tewidiaper
Tewidogfucker
Tewidoublequarterpounderwithcheese
Tewidummy
Tewieasymodo
Tewieaterofworlds
Tewieiffeltower
Tewielephant
Tewiempress
Tewieventhorizon
Tewifactory
TewifamilysizedSUV
Tewifemcel
Tewifootballfield
Tewigalaxy
Tewigasgiant
Tewigasstationsushi
Tewigeneralrelativity
Tewigoddess
Tewigodemperorofdune
Tewigravitationalpull
Tewihag
Tewihemisphere
Tewihippopotamus
Tewiimperialstardestroyer
Tewiincorporated
Tewiindustrialpark
Tewiinternationalfreighter
Tewiisland
Tewijewess
Tewijupiter
Tewilandlord

yippie!

yawn i feel bored today

Tewilandwhale
Tewileaningtowerofpisa
Tewileviathan
Tewimacrocosm
Tewimammoth
Tewimarvelcinematicuniverse
Tewimassiveordinancepenetrator
Tewimcdonald
Tewimenopause
Tewimeteorite
Tewimilkyway
Tewimiscarriage
Tewimissile
Tewimommaluigi
Tewimoon
Tewimotherdearest
Tewimountain
Tewimultiverse
Tewinebula
Tewinfidelity
Tewinursery
Tewiobesity
Tewioid
Tewioverweightcanine
Tewiparadeballoon
Tewiplanet
Tewiqueen
Tewirannosaurus Rex
Tewirochelimit
Tewisamsunggalaxy
Tewisecondary
Tewishrinkflation
Tewislampig
Tewisloppytoppy
Tewisociety
Tewisolarsystem
Tewispacetimecurvature
Tewistinkyhole
Tewitexas
Tewithanksgivingturkey
Tewitimespacecontinuum
Tewitoilet
Tewitorpedo
Tewitraceprostitute
Tewitummytuck
Tewiuniverse
Tewivolcano
Tewiwife
Tewiwonderwoman
Tewiworldtradecenter

And last, but not least, Tewimom! Shout out to our favorite Merth & Friends character!
Thank you for listening to this segment!

/jp/ was promised to us 3000 years ago

A message from the show host: be sure to let us know your favorite Tewiname in the comments!

hey reimu how is it goi-AHHHHHHH

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>49725558
>49728272
>49728633
>49730085
>49730216
>49730764
Sorry it's my fault because I stopped posting after >>49724468, real sorry

FART BATTLE:
Fartmu
versus
Maridiaper

Taking a shit

>>49731980
oh yeah mmm sniff mmm yeah oooo yeah fuck

I'm done!

I'm Jewish

Who would win?

Sir, another thread has hit the /jp/

If you see out in the human village, say hi but if you see me in the shrine I'm a talkative maiden

YAWWWWWWWN
SHOW ME SOMETHING INTERESTING

Is this interesting?

no

Yes it is fucker

shut your fucking mouth fucker

Our heroes

>>49732346
Mspaintanon why don't you draw here?

this thread needs a hero

>>49732353
His heart belongs to /v/

Jackalman

>>49732449
jobs to chara

jackalKEK more like

hey sisters

>>49732353
He is in his own world >>>/v/715815671

IN HIS WORLD

>>49732449
Jackalman sex

potatochipsanon? lost

Uh oh mustardgasanon melty

>>49732449
Jackalman sexy

koishskosihksoiskoisneedskoisksiiio

>>49732475
Ugly

Jackalman syrup

there is a crackhead outside in the street

>>49732534
Shoot him

Shoot Jackalman original

>>49732579
truth
yes
Jackalman needs change

jacklaman is in need of change too?