Which 2hus would not take no for an answer?

>>49784506 (OP)
All yokais.

she's persuasive

>>49784542
Not all of them. Kogasa would be crushed and heartbroken with a no.

>>49784548
And that's one of the many reasons my answer will be yes.

>>49784542
Even Wriggle?!

>>49784547
>lesser Ran
Hmmmm I'll pass sorry

>>49784558
And you even get to be beheaded nd eaten after the date.

>>49784558
Wriggle will probably command hundreds of insects to give you malaria and super AIDS in your sleep.

>>49784558
Wriggle will just inject a concoction of insect venom into you that will make you mad with lust

>>49784572
>>49784595
>>49784611
What the fuck... what'd I do to deserve this

>>49784611
"You may try to madden me with lust, but my spite is stronger ! I will rather fuck a wolf in the mouth than you !"

>>49784554
Really? That's the reason my answer would by no. Then I'd kick her.

>>49784624
And now you have -9283737 karma for mistreating a molding object, now do you think onis like being answered no ?

>>49784506 (OP)
all of them, because they are all ran-through whores who crave for penis 24/7 and are unfaithful to their partners, except for my favorite 2hu, who is beautiful and virginal and only has feelings for me. sadly, my favorite 2hu is not your favorite 2hu, this is because you have shit taste, and deserve everything bad that happens to you.
enjoy your communal onahole, fagboy. she's my paizuri slave on weekdays.

>>49784542
what about the nice ones like banki

>>49784558
>Wriggle
You know, it's annoying when you leave your bedroom's window opened, and bugs start to enter, they are a nuisance
However, I wouldn't complain if this was the insect entering my bedroom at night

>>49784628
Kasen would probably take rejection with grace

>>49784651
You should definitely tell her no over and over again!

>>49784646
bnaki might not be able to overpower you but she can definitely spy on you

>>49784547
sexfox would play mind games and make you so pissed off at her that you can't help but violate her

>>49784653
I see no downside to this

>>49784666
But that's what she would want, so it would be just rough sex, or hatefuck, whatever

>>49784656
W-what would even the be point of that

>>49784674
Well I'm going to refuse her my seed.

>>49784542
Even Kagerou? She's scared of humans.

>>49784675
wouldn't you like to know
Sekibanki's plans are beyond your understanding

>>49784683
Nice done, anon

>>49784807
Ah yes, Koakuma. I would like her to be my girlfriend, I think she's the kind of woman who is faithful, modest and open with her feelings

>>49784844
True, she's very honest about her feelings. Very open with her desires too. Loves to show physical affection to the person she likes. Loves intimacy. Can't see her taking denial well.

>>49784894
It's not like there's many, if any, reasons to reject her other than already having a partner

ran for sure

>>49784506 (OP)
All youkai. That's why you should stick with human women!

it's unwise to catch a curse goddesses eye, but even more foolish to spurn her

>>49784936
Sorry but the eyes, hat and a tongue are massive turn-offs

>>49784945
your funeral

>>49784945
Imagine the rimjobs.

>>49784929
Name ONE (1) good human woman

>>49784844
a decent lady with a steady employment
surely one of the most eligible bachelorettes in gensokyo

>>49784936
Trust me, you want a girl who can lick herself off. That way turning her down when she's trying to get her taco ate won't be too risky.

>>49784951
Better dead than waking up to THIS every morning

>>49784955
Miyoi. Mamizou. Aya. Suika. Easy.

>>49784969
>Aya
Wait this is a filthy yokai!

>>49784974
She's a normal human reporter who comes to the village to sell her newspaper? You're talking crazy talk.

>>49784955
seiga

>>49784955
My beloved human wife Kasen.

>>49784969
>Aya
anon loves the paperBOY

>>49785044
It's not gay if the only man you have feelings for is that cute newspaper twink with the girly voice, he's feminine enough that it doesn't matter.

>>49784958
Just perfection

>>49784807
>>49784844
>>49784958
>>49785087
this is a semen demon that will literally milk you to death

>>49785204
Slander, libel, and defamation. Koakuma is a perfectly nice woman who has never milked anyone all the way to death before. Come to the mansion and she will discuss your concerns with you.

>>49785204
She can't literally milk me. I am a man and men don't lactate.

>>49785215
It's called a spaded tail, and it's called a prostate, and those two things meet each other.

>>49785204
>>49785219
Crime of slander spotted. I'm sorry if you can't find a woman as good as Koa, anon. But that doesn't mean that you have to defame her

>>49784979
reporters may not be youkai, but they surely aren't human either

>>49785215
She would drain your balls dry.

>>49784506 (OP)
Mokou would respect your decision

I don't think Kaguya would take too kindly to a lowly human rejecting her.
I like to imagine that she would get really obsessed, and try to figure out why you aren't falling for her.

>>49787391
Depends on when you meet her
If it was during her edgy phase she probably wouldn't take no for an answer
If it's the Moko of today then yeah, she'd respect the decision

>>49784506 (OP)
There's literally nothing you could do to stop Yuugi from slinging you over her shoulder and taking you to the baths.

>>49787616
I could yell for help

>>49787650
What are you trying to do, excite her?

>>49784506 (OP)
The worst one to say no to would definitely be Hecatia; she is Eiki's boss, so not even death can save you from her.

>>49787923
only a homosexual or an idiot would say no to heca-chan

>>49787931
i would say no and i'm neither
bitch is ugly as fuck

>>49787931
I would say yes to Hecatia under the condition that she shaves her unibrow.

>>49787958

>>49784651
Now the arm... that's another story!

I believe that I am obligated to bury the light deep within... The powerful arousal state I receive upon seeing this beautiful woman in a biker suit will not allow my body to accept a no from my judgement, no matter how strong-willed I am... And she won't take no for an answer either; millennia of repression can or will lead to some serious motivation to engage in intense and unprotected intercourse... Yeah, I'm pulling the Devil Trigger without thinking twice, especially if she's on the bike!

Saying no to the dangerous wolf is a quick way to get chomped

>>49787514
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/48907046#p48937337

>>49787931
Fuck am I gonna get if I say yes? She's a virgin goddess, so pussy is out of the question and that's the only good part of having sex unless her head game is mindblowing.

>>49788142
>head game
It's fucking Hecatia she has 3 bodies and mythological Hecate can have 3 heads, she can probably come up with something even with a lack of experience. At the very least it'll be novel

>>49788142
>She's a virgin goddess
And what happens if she isn't one anymore ?

>>49788167
No reason to get worshiped by incel magicians, thus no more faith, therefore death of a god due to no faith.

>>49787985
So who's riding? That's the question.

You'd be very brave to say no to Yukari. Very foolish. Never heard from again. But very brave.

>>49788167
Bro I ain't rocking the boat with the greeks. Who knows, Artemis may find me taking away the chastity from a fellow deity to be an insult and turn me into a deer to get eaten by my dogs, or Athena transforming into a monster, or Poseidon woke up on the wrong side of the bed that morning, or Aphrodite tries to get me to deflower the other maiden goddesses for shits and giggles.
I'd rather take my chances with the Japanese monsters, thank you very much.

>>49788220
Even braver of you to grab any of the Yakumos by the belly. Braver, but infinitely more stupid. Not that I could blame you for it...

>>49788230
And you think your wife won't do anything about it ?

>>49788250
Assuming she is my wife. The premise of the thread are the 2hus try to coerce you into sex and you can't say no.

>>49788072
but wolves stink...

>>49787616
It says wife there, so that man doesn't have a reason to refuse her

>>49788297
whoa whoa whoa what if he's tired or just not in the mood

>>49785400
Ah, glad to see the CIA posting on /jp/

>>49787931
>>49788142
Just remind her what happened to her temple, and she will get angry and yell at you racial slurs, then leave alone. Plain and simple.

>>49788239
I don't think any youkai would appreciate you commenting on their weight, let alone grabbing their belly...

>>49788972
How would Yukari handle her chub getting grabbed and asked if it was a baby bump

>>49788349
He married an oni. He knew what he was getting into.

>>49789332
Informed consent, respect for weak human males, and a quiet well behaved wife?

It was an average Saturday night. In a rare wave of willingness on your part, you decided to visit Geidontei. Times haven't been easy as of late. Nothing a little booze couldn't wash away, perhaps a glimpse of the waitress's boundless bosom for a morale boost.

As both you and the unusual bar played your parts, a pair of infrequent visitors showed up. You sadly couldn't recall either of their names, but you recognized their faces from a flyer somewhere, next to an ad for the next Horismriver. You paid little attention to it, feeling a mix of pity and righteousness at what seemed like second-rate musicians.

Unfortunately, it seemed as though this dark joke of yours might be the reality they were living through. As any of the alcoholics roaming this bar could tell you, drinking your sorrows away is rarely a sign of a prosperous, healthy life.

In what could only be described as a move motivated by guilt over your inner thoughts, you asked if they were okay with you sitting beside them. Soon enough, you came to know them as Benben, the quieter, older sister, who delusionally spoke of her big brain to her gullible, yet much more fragile sister, Yatsuhashi. It had been particularly tough for her. As newly born Tsukumogamis content with their former lives, they did not carry the same confidence as Raiko, which ultimately led to a downward spiral of social unease, daily life struggles, and an overall sense of missing purpose.

Emboldened by both booze and the mere fact that a man had stayed and shown empathy for her, the young Koto's soft, plectrum-covered hands explored your body, taking hold of your hands, seeking to make her sing. She could feel it in your touch. Yes, you were not the most musically inclined, but you had listened to her lament long enough; she sought to change the tune to a more heated melody—more bouncy, more lively.

She just wanted to be used again...

It was by a hair that you were saved from complying with this cheerful Tsukumogami's excited ballad. The waitress, charming as she usually was, told the two of you that clients found your lecherous hymn quite uncomfortable to witness.

Seeking no trouble from your own little sanctuary of vice, you managed to gently push the enamored Koto away, pretexting a night shift to lay down and think about what had just unfolded.
In the meantime, Yatsuhashi, shamelessly wet on the bar stool, seemed to have found her way out of this miserable routine. Benben, ever the cautious sister, stayed on guard, believing that, despite the trio parting ways, Raiko remained a model to follow rather than a guide to navigate the unknown seas of interspecies relationships.
Yatsuhashi disagreed. Her panties did too. There is no deeper relationship than the one between a man and his crafts, and that is impossible without tools. It wasn't a rejection Yatsuhashi experienced, but a mere reminder that you were most astute to the rules of this world, and willing to comply when needs be. There's no way you wouldn't get it next time the two of you meet...

>>49789425
rare Yatsuhashi love

>>49789425
>You sadly couldn't recall either of their names
too real for these girls. it's like ZUN worked in a lab to synthesize the most forgettable characters of all time.

>>49789450
hey, don't talk about benben and not benben like that

>>49789450
They're pretty memorable, you people are just retarded.
If we're gonna talk about forgettable, anyone from TH19.

>>49789484
Hisami canonized yuri.

>>49789425
afterwards anon fucks raiko

>>49789425
Boy, I sure hope one of these instruments doesn't decide to rape me, I want to see Raiko, I'm her biggest fan!

>>49789487
Hisa-who?

>>49789487
who?

>>49784506 (OP)
non of them if they can get away with it. outsiders, for example are fair game for them to do as they please with.

>>49789484
I'd tell you why you are wrong, but if you got a heart attack and died I'd probably get in legal trouble for driving the one Tsukumo fan to extinction

>>49789509
What, are you gonna bring up some gay Redditor popularity poll?
They have plenty of good art, their stage and fights are definitely memorable if you ever have actually played the games, and Benben is very pretty.

reminder that even the smallest, most frail looking youkai can easily manhandle even the strongest of men through pure strength.

>>49789677
I'm no Japanese folklore expert but aren't there a bunch of shitter yokai that are weaker than humans?

>>49784506 (OP)
I mean, Parsee, why using a condom? why don't we do it raw so you could get pregnant and chain me to you for the rest of my life? isn't that more fitting for a jealous lady like you? If you are worry about STIs, we can always go and treat them in the Eientei

>>49788280
Miji is too proud to not be clean anf such slander will put you on the recieving end of her claws and fangs

>>49784506 (OP)
Not even a shitpost but I tell her to grow a massive futa dick, she is either disgusted a leaves me alone (good) or she grows one and becomes my wife. Either way I win, why would I want to be with someone who doesn't even share my tastes?

>>49784506 (OP)
A few.

>>49795595
Out of the girls in tier D, which do you think would be a tuna?
I could definitely see kokoro and shion being one

>>49795595
>yachie in s tier
what?

>>49795595
what is this mystia slander, she's a B at minimum

>>49795595
S tier has a lot of variance, goes from:
-Fucks you dry
-Fucks you to death
-Revives your corpse to keep fucking
Feels a bit dangerou if you ask me...

>>49787514
nobody would reject Kaguya

>>49798286
I would
That stinky neet needs to go away

>>49798286
sorry Kaguya, youre pretty and all but... i love Eirin.

>>49795595
Mokou and especially Komachi should both be A, yes you may have to be a little forceful with Mokou the first time but Id imagine she'd be really eager next time she sees you.
I also may be blind, but I can't see Yuuka anywhere.
Also by the description for S, Flan should be up there definitely.

>>49784506 (OP)
>>49795595
Could we further stratify it to the levels that they wouldn't take "no"?
Obviously S on that list are the ones that'll just rape you on the spot but what about the other types?
Which ones would continually try to persuade you and never give up, only pouncing if you try to run away?
Which ones would give up if you tried to run away?
Which ones could you talk down after a bit?
Which ones could you talk down after the first "no"?
Which ones wouldn't even say anything and just assume you wanted to fuck them and just kinda grinds on you until you do something?

>>49787923
I really like Hecatia but I would reject her just to see what would happen

>>49798286
Imagine her face when she learns why you've rejected her.

>>49801401
"He's busy. Come back in... i dunno, an hour? two? Just don't come back anytime soon. You understand, right?"

>>49801401
Imagine Mokou's face when you tell her why you rejected and broke Kaguya's heart!

>>49802256
From mokou's point of view it's win-win, not only does she beat kaguya as a women, but she also gets (you).

>>49802256
She'll laugh.