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Anonymous No.49792260 [Report] >>49792288 >>49792297 >>49792342 >>49792345 >>49792365 >>49792917 >>49793152 >>49793931 >>49798892 >>49801746 >>49803753 >>49804810 >>49807330 >>49812372 >>49823298 >>49827479 >>49844690
Kochiya Sanae
Why not marry the green dork?
Anonymous No.49792288 [Report] >>49792309
>>49792260 (OP)
there's already a thread
Anonymous No.49792297 [Report] >>49792309
>>49792260 (OP)
damn Sanae your moms let you have 2 threads?
Anonymous No.49792302 [Report] >>49792309 >>49792350
HOW COME SANAE'S MOM LETS HER HAVE TWO THREADS?!?!?!?!
Anonymous No.49792309 [Report] >>49792316
>>49792297
>>49792288
>>49792302
She's just 2 based!
Anonymous No.49792316 [Report] >>49792332 >>49792350
>>49792309
MY MOM ONLY LETS ME HAVE ONEEEEEE
Anonymous No.49792332 [Report] >>49792341
>>49792316
You first have to prove that you can take care of one thread. After that, you can have more.
Anonymous No.49792337 [Report]
"Okay fine, Sanae, you can have a second thread... but you'll have to share it with the red Miko as well, alright?"
Anonymous No.49792341 [Report] >>49792350
>>49792332
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME
Anonymous No.49792342 [Report]
>>49792260 (OP)
she has lupus
Anonymous No.49792345 [Report] >>49792349 >>49798899 >>49803958 >>49845416
>>49792260 (OP)
Give me 5 reasons for why I should marry her
Anonymous No.49792349 [Report] >>49792368
>>49792345
Frog
Snake
Green
Suwako
Kanako
Anonymous No.49792350 [Report] >>49792354 >>49792383
>>49792341
>>49792316
>>49792302
Reimu you don't even have a mom come back to your thread........sorry miss Moriyas
Anonymous No.49792354 [Report] >>49792355 >>49792361
>>49792350
Reimu has a thread?
Anonymous No.49792355 [Report] >>49792361
>>49792354
It actually got to bump limit so no not anymore
Anonymous No.49792361 [Report] >>49792397
>>49792354
>>49792355
.......oh well can you guys let Reimu stay then? Maybe Sanae can be a good influence on her, she's out of control these days I tell you
Anonymous No.49792365 [Report]
>>49792260 (OP)
Because she's already married to the village kids, she's everyone's big sis!
Anonymous No.49792368 [Report] >>49792388
>>49792349
what
Anonymous No.49792373 [Report]
I-I would never.....
Anonymous No.49792383 [Report] >>49792403
>>49792350
Ms. Kasen is Reimu's (adoptive) mother!
Anonymous No.49792388 [Report]
>>49792368
You heard me
I know what I said
Anonymous No.49792397 [Report]
>>49792361
THERE IS NOTHING
TO CONTROL
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF MEEEE
Anonymous No.49792403 [Report] >>49792409
>>49792383
Lady Ibaraki hasn't showed up at the shrine for a while.......
Reimu has been lashing out a lot ever since she really misses her, she even tried burning Aunn yesterday
Anonymous No.49792409 [Report] >>49792434
>>49792403
Can't Yukari look after her?
Anonymous No.49792434 [Report]
>>49792409
She went out for milk
Anonymous No.49792443 [Report] >>49792447 >>49796677 >>49799200
God, Reimu, your clothes look very dirty. Don't worry, you can take one of Sanae's spares, I'm sure it'd fit you nicely! Now hurry and come to eat lunch, you little sis- I mean Sanae is waiting for you!
Anonymous No.49792447 [Report] >>49792455
>>49792443
So this is what Kanako envisioned when she wanted to take over Hakurei shrine...
Anonymous No.49792455 [Report] >>49792459 >>49792464
>>49792447
If Sanae won't call her "mom," she'll have to find a shrine maiden that will.
Anonymous No.49792459 [Report] >>49792464 >>49792468 >>49792505 >>49792588
>>49792455
Maybe Sanae wouldnt favor Suwako if she wasnt so strict with her training....
Anonymous No.49792464 [Report] >>49792486
>>49792455
>>49792459
Reimu is a warrior through and through, I'm sure she'll do fine as the war goddess' protege.
Anonymous No.49792468 [Report] >>49799200
>>49792459
Go play with your sister or I'll make you sweep the shrine again!
Anonymous No.49792486 [Report] >>49792505
>>49792464
Kanako would be great at channeling Reimu's occasional violent tendencies and enterprising personality. They would actually work surprisingly well together.
Anonymous No.49792505 [Report] >>49792512
>>49792459
>>49792486
They also share drinking habits, at least more than they do with Sanae.
Anonymous No.49792512 [Report] >>49792545
>>49792505
If Reimu wasn't tied to the Hakurei God, she'd for sure accept Kanako's offer and be a priestess of Moriya. I feel like she isn't hard to convince, and Sanae's already her friend, she's only presently suspicious of Kanako and Suwako.
Anonymous No.49792545 [Report]
>>49792512
Still, Reimu can spend one or two nights at the Moriya shrine. Such a young, bright shrine maiden shouldn't have to spend her nights alone, waiting for the gap youkai.
Anonymous No.49792561 [Report] >>49792600
I'm drawing a comic with a lot of Sanae torture. I came up with the idea that the frog thing in Sanae's hair is an extra bomb. So when she's about to die for real she deathbombs and cheats death. Afterwards I won't have to draw her frog hair thing and she can be sad about having used it up.
Anonymous No.49792588 [Report] >>49805598
>>49792459
I'll leave this here
Anonymous No.49792600 [Report]
>>49792561
I like the snake better anyways
Anonymous No.49792916 [Report]
Imagine Sanae trying to get Reimu into mecha
Anonymous No.49792917 [Report]
>>49792260 (OP)
What a weird proposal, but sure, I'll marry you, Sanae!
Anonymous No.49793152 [Report]
>>49792260 (OP)
Because I don't want to hurt her
Anonymous No.49793931 [Report] >>49798166
>>49792260 (OP)
Is that the Israel girl?
Anonymous No.49796677 [Report]
>>49792443
They do fit her nicely!
Anonymous No.49798166 [Report] >>49798173
>>49793931
yes she is real
Anonymous No.49798173 [Report]
>>49798166
Real in my heart
Anonymous No.49798466 [Report]
Anonymous No.49798892 [Report]
>>49792260 (OP)
Slut
Anonymous No.49798899 [Report]
>>49792345
Sex
Breed
Copulate
Fuck
Fornicate
Anonymous No.49799017 [Report] >>49799099
Grandma sometimes likes to climb onto Sanae's head and follow her around.
Anonymous No.49799099 [Report] >>49799107 >>49799135 >>49803054
>>49799017
How do you think Sanny would react if I become a regular Moriya worshipper, she starts taking an interest in me, but one day I tell her if we can speak in private which gets her all nervous and exicted, until I tell her that I really like Suwako-sama and would like to have a romantic relationship with her so I was guessing maybe Sanae could help me with that? Do you think she'd resent her?
Anonymous No.49799107 [Report]
>>49799099
She'd be your wingman. Sanae isn't resentful and it's her fucking great great great great grandmother you're talking about. Sure, she didn't know a lot about her in the past, and she's only beginning to understand her now, but she respects her grandma and your decision. It's because of her that she is where she is right now, after all.
Anonymous No.49799135 [Report]
>>49799099
Sanae is already fucking multiple men, she doesn't mind
Anonymous No.49799191 [Report]
It feels weird coming from an already finished thread to a thread that's already so far in. Feels wrong, actually. I'm used to having breaks.
Anonymous No.49799200 [Report] >>49801383 >>49805660
>>49792468
>>49792443
We've talked about this before, but I feel like Reimu and Sanae act very sisterly towards each other. Reimu's more hotheaded and warlike, but acts less mature. Sanae looks up to Reimu (by her own admission) and thinks she can learn from her, and is calmer.
They butt heads a lot. They rub their successes in each other's faces, but you can see there's no malice behind it. They're friends, Sanae is around Reimu a lot of the time, and they certainly don't hate each other.
I might've said this before, but if I knew nothing about Touhou and you told me how these two act towards each other, I'd tell you that they're sisters.
Anonymous No.49801383 [Report] >>49801408
>>49799200
I wish Reimu act the part and try to be an example for Sanae at least every now and then.
Anonymous No.49801408 [Report] >>49801727
>>49801383
She does act as an example, probably not on purpose, but she does.
Reimu is one of, if not the best danmaku fighters in Gensokyo. Sanae can learn a lot from her on how to fight alone, plus Reimu knows much more about Gensokyo than Sanae does even now.
In turn, Sanae sometimes tries to push Reimu into actually doing her religious duties and tries to light the competitive spirit in Reimu, but whenever she or someone else manages to do that, it's always short lived. Reimu just can't be a religious figure properly.
She also acts as a negative influence at times. Remember "beer pressure"? Pushing your friends to drink really isn't the best thing she's done...
Anonymous No.49801442 [Report]
Reimu-san! Do you know this character?!
-No? Is it a youkai?
Heheh!! You didn't know. I win!!
-Are you allowed to smack me just because you won?
Anonymous No.49801727 [Report] >>49802863
>>49801408
Yes, but I wish she sometimes thought of herself as Sanae's model. It wouldn't be out of character for her since she could turn in into a source of pride and it would make her character a lot more interesting. It would also be cute to see her be Sanae's older notsister.
>Remember "beer pressure"? Pushing your friends to drink really isn't the best thing she's done...
Does Kanako know you're posting here when you should be training?
Anonymous No.49801746 [Report] >>49802049 >>49802795
>>49792260 (OP)
Too normal. I require a wife who has the blood of monsters running through her veins.
Anonymous No.49802049 [Report]
>>49801746
You like older women, don't you?
Anonymous No.49802795 [Report]
>>49801746
She has the blood of gods running through her veins, that should count for something
Anonymous No.49802836 [Report]
I'm already married to the better shrine maiden Reimu, also sanae is a slut
Anonymous No.49802863 [Report] >>49803025
>>49801727
I wish so, too, but ZUN doesn't really seem to utilize characters to their full potential, which is a shame. I wish more characters had more in depth friendships.
Anonymous No.49803025 [Report] >>49803067 >>49803222
>>49802863
Yeah, ZUN kind of spread himself too thin, there's just far too many characters for him to be able to give most of them the attention they deserve

That's where fanworks come in, artists and writers tend to just focus on a few characters and give them more development, it's obviously not canon but it's a decent look at how the characters might act seen through the lens of the artist

Most of what I "know" about Sanae comes from fanworks, obviously I ignore anything that blatantly contradicts canon

That's a great image, too, thanks for posting it
Anonymous No.49803054 [Report] >>49803067
>>49799099
I like when they draw Pyonta with facial expressions conveyed through his eyes
Anonymous No.49803067 [Report] >>49803175
>>49803054
He's very expressive when he wants to be, moreover, he's a very mischievous guy.
>>49803025
ZUN usually leaves a lot of characters on the backburner and never touches them ever again so yeah, fanworks are a nice way to fill in some uncertainties and see the daily lives of characters. Personally, I enjoy works that focus on her outside world life a lot.
>That's a great image, too, thanks for posting it
No problem, I have a huge folder so I usually just pick at random.
Anonymous No.49803175 [Report] >>49803219 >>49803222
>>49803067
>Personally, I enjoy works that focus on her outside world life a lot.
Same, I've always wondered what her childhood and early teenage years were like, it's a shame so few fanworks focus on it
Anonymous No.49803219 [Report]
>>49803175
She fucks elementary school kids
Anonymous No.49803222 [Report] >>49803237
>>49803025
>obviously I ignore anything that blatantly contradicts canon
What metric do you hold yourself into, anon?
>>49803175
>what her childhood and early teenage years were
officialy, we know that Sanae displayed capacity to use miracles since a very young age, which made her life prettier and easier than the rest of us. furthermore, she was in direct communion with Kanako, which made things even better. She might have been a bit of a weird girl, followong the dying tradition of worshipping gods, but the things listed before probably made her pretty happy at the very least
Anonymous No.49803237 [Report] >>49803253 >>49803272
>>49803222
>What metric do you hold yourself into, anon?
Sorry, I don't quite understand what you're asking me, are you asking if I see myself as the holy arbiter of all things canon? No, of course I don't, I'm just some random person on the internet

I just think Touhou is a bit incomplete as it is, and I like to fill in the gaps with my own ideas and fanworks I like

I know it's not canon, I just prefer characters to have a bit more depth than "she has the power to manipulate knives and forks" and "she likes to eat cake sometimes"
Anonymous No.49803253 [Report]
>>49803237
That's fair. I also like fanworks that don't bend canon too much and only add onto the gaps of what we don't know. Fanworks where the entire personality of a character changes to fit some role that needs to be filled in the work aren't for me.
Anonymous No.49803272 [Report] >>49804023
>>49803237
>Sorry, I don't quite understand what you're asking me
Geez, anon, no need to get that defensive. I'm sorry if I worded that horribly, I was just curious about what level of fanon do you allow before it crashes with canon so much it ruins it for you
Anonymous No.49803753 [Report]
>>49792260 (OP)
who the fuck made this thread? kanako?
Anonymous No.49803958 [Report] >>49804005 >>49805586
>>49792345
Slut
Whore
Prostitute
Harlot
Slag
Anonymous No.49804005 [Report] >>49804014 >>49804016
>>49803958
Fuck you, nigger!
Sanny is a good girl
Anonymous No.49804014 [Report]
>>49804005
He must've been talking about Reimu. Still mean, but more accurate
Anonymous No.49804016 [Report] >>49805574
>>49804005
I want her to be a bad girl
KKTHA Sanae genuinely gave me a boner
Anonymous No.49804023 [Report] >>49804028 >>49853373
>>49803272
Sorry, I just genuinely didn't really understand what that meant, it really did sound like a personal attack, I'm kinda dumb sometimes (a lot of the time, actually)
Anonymous No.49804028 [Report] >>49804114 >>49853373
>>49804023
I'm sorry for bringing bad vibes to the thread, here's a cute Sanae to make up for it
Anonymous No.49804114 [Report] >>49804247
>>49804028
That is a really damn cute Sanae.
She seems to me like someone who's always been optimistic and starry eyed, generally someone that has a good attitude to life
Anonymous No.49804247 [Report] >>49811357
>>49804114
Yeah, definitely

Literally starry-eyed, if you believe some fanart

I (partially) made this picture of Sanae, it's an edit of a drawing of Kisume by a Japanese artist for a thread on /jp/ years ago and I put little stars in her eyes, they're a bit hard to see but they're there

It just suits her perfectly, she has "unnatural" eyes because she's a living god but they make her look like an excitable dork, which she is, they're probably only visible when she's excited
Anonymous No.49804810 [Report] >>49805150
>>49792260 (OP)
>marry
Been there, done that.
Anonymous No.49804982 [Report] >>49805624
"Um... uh... does this look good on me? It's a little too short, isn't it..."
Anonymous No.49805150 [Report]
>>49804810
She has sexual relations with multiple men
Anonymous No.49805412 [Report] >>49805589
Sanae would make for a great mamahu.
Anonymous No.49805574 [Report] >>49808467
>>49804016
I can understand liking yandere Sanae, but I can't understand this. What's so attractive about someone who's so animalistic that they're going to torture you and murder you without a second thought?
Anonymous No.49805586 [Report] >>49808491
>>49803958
They hated him because he told the truth.
Anonymous No.49805589 [Report] >>49805597
>>49805412
She could be a mother to me!
Anonymous No.49805597 [Report]
>>49805589
LALAH SUNE WAS A WOMAN WHO MAY HAVE VERY WELL BEEN A MOTHER TO ME
Anonymous No.49805598 [Report]
>>49792588
Tags: yuri, corruption, mindbreak, interspecies, public humiliation
Anonymous No.49805624 [Report]
>>49804982
She looks good in anything! Cute precious dork.
Anonymous No.49805660 [Report]
>>49799200
>very sisterly
>butt
>They rub ... each other
Stop writing yuri erotica please
Anonymous No.49807315 [Report]
Is Sanae really that good of a chef? I've always seen her as too clumsy to be great at preparing food
Anonymous No.49807330 [Report] >>49807340 >>49807523
>>49792260 (OP)
Me and Sanny are both aging millenials, I guess it's about that time
We can play PS2 and DS together
Anonymous No.49807340 [Report] >>49807367 >>49807582
>>49807330
What if she's better at vidya gaems than you??
Anonymous No.49807367 [Report]
>>49807340
Extreme doubt, but it would be welcome
At least we can be competitive with each other instead of holding back. Growing old together while playing ``retro'' video games sounds fine to me.

I'd honestly just be happy to play with someone in real life. No one I know wants to play older games with me, its usually new garbage.
Anonymous No.49807523 [Report] >>49807573 >>49807582 >>49808331 >>49808361 >>49808558 >>49810016
>>49807330
>Growing old together while playing ``retro'' video games sounds fine to me.
Wait, does Sanae even age?
Anonymous No.49807573 [Report]
>>49807523
Apparently they do, just not in the normal way.
i.e one year in outside world is one year in gensoukyou but the characters age when only zun wants them to.
Anonymous No.49807582 [Report] >>49808571
>>49807523
Probably not? She's a 現人神 like the Imperial line, but unlike them she didn't do something extremely stupid and has therefore presumably not been cursed to have a finite lifespan, and she shouldn't be capable of getting sick either. She can only get killed or willingly "go into hiding", I believe.
>>49807340
She would definitely be better at games than me. I don't like the part of me that absolutely sucks at video games, but getting beaten up by her and our children in video games doesn't sound all that bad.
Anonymous No.49808331 [Report]
>>49807523
In my headcanon she doesn't

None of the human characters appear to age: there's a doujin by Azuma Aya (I think) about this, and all of them have a different explanation, Marisa uses magic, Sakuya uses time manipulation, and Sanae just stopped ageing when she moved to Gensokyo because her divine side basically took over

Can't quite remember what it was called though
Anonymous No.49808361 [Report]
>>49807523
In a manner of speaking, yes.
Anonymous No.49808467 [Report] >>49808558
>>49805574
The sex must be wild
Anonymous No.49808491 [Report]
>>49805586
I want to donate her money, she keeps fucking me for free
Anonymous No.49808510 [Report] >>49808535 >>49808558
Sanae is my platonic ideal of girlfriend material. I’d give anything to grow old with her, play video games and build Gunpla together, hold her, kiss her… She’s just perfect.
Anonymous No.49808535 [Report] >>49810406
>>49808510
Would you have sex though
Anonymous No.49808558 [Report] >>49808565 >>49808575
>>49807523
No Touhou characters age due to Sazae time, but that's a boring answer.
Sanae is a human made into a god, Her body is biological, she didn't choose this form like Kanako chose hers, she was born into it. I think her biological body would probably grow weaker with age, even if it didn't show signs of aging.
If her mortal body is destroyed, she can continue living as a spirit, and, with enough belief, manifest a new form.
>>49808467
Yeah, sure, crazy people are pretty passionate, but it's nothing worth dying for.
>>49808510
You need to collect every piece of Gundam merchandise to enter Gensokyo.
Anonymous No.49808565 [Report]
>>49808558
I don't mind if Sanae kills me
Anonymous No.49808571 [Report] >>49809340
>>49807582
>She shouldn't be capable of getting sick either
From the fortune telling book:
>Sickness: you will recover
Seems like it.
>She would definitely be better at games than me.
Your kids are gonna laugh at you for being SHIT at vidya.
Anonymous No.49808575 [Report] >>49808586
>>49808558
>You need to collect every piece of Gundam merchandise to enter Gensokyo.
I'm not a Gundam fan, I've only seen the first few episodes of the first series (which I enjoyed), but Sanae is clearly a huge fan of the series, and I like to imagine that if by some miracle I entered Gensokyo some day and by an even bigger miracle I ended up becoming friends with Sanae and by a literally impossible miracle we ended up as something more, one of the first things she'd do is sit me down in front of a TV and force me to watch every single episode of every Gundam series, including the bad ones

It just seems like something she'd do
Anonymous No.49808586 [Report] >>49810406
>>49808575
>sit me down in front of a TV and force me to watch every single episode of every Gundam series, including the bad ones
>including the bad ones
Absolutely. I agree with this sentiment completely, it just seems like a Sanae thing to do. I'd like to think that she appreciates it as a whole, and that she loves the series in it's entirety.
Anonymous No.49809222 [Report]
Anonymous No.49809340 [Report]
>>49808571
>Your kids are gonna laugh at you for being SHIT at vidya.
It can't be helped. I could bear being stuck with the role of "the guy who sucks at every game ever" if it makes Sanae and our children laugh.
Anonymous No.49810016 [Report]
>>49807523
IDK but she'd be like 30 now if she did age
Anonymous No.49810406 [Report] >>49811338 >>49813773
>>49808535
Yes, when she’s ready for it.

>>49808586
There are things to enjoy even about bad Gundam series. As someone who really dislikes SEED’s main story, I can appreciate it for the dope MS designs and banging music. And there are moments where the potential of what it could have been shines through.
Anonymous No.49811318 [Report] >>49812069
She molests middle school boys
Anonymous No.49811338 [Report]
>>49810406
>As someone who really dislikes SEED’s main story
Who doesn't, lol. Still, there's things to be appreciated in all sorts of media, and I feel like she'd be the type to do that. I genuinely can't see her being negative or overly hating something. Maybe privately, but not outwardly.
Anonymous No.49811357 [Report]
>>49804247
I forgot to reply, but damn, that's from an ooold thread.
She's definitely enthusiastic and positive and I feel like having her eyes sparkle and shine is just a natural element that lots of artists add.
>look like an excitable dork, which she is,
Also yes. One of my favorite parts of her character is whenever she's shown commandeering the conversation to something SHE enjoys talking about, like mecha or vidya or biology or science in general, etc... and you can see just how excited and happy she gets.
Anonymous No.49812059 [Report] >>49812072
Why does she keep looking at me like this.
Anonymous No.49812069 [Report] >>49818047
>>49811318
Name one 'hu that doesn't.
Anonymous No.49812072 [Report] >>49812119 >>49812187 >>49812958
How do you deal with this revelation?
>>49812059
Do you like retro games or mecha? That might be it
Anonymous No.49812119 [Report] >>49812322 >>49812453
>>49812072
日本語が話せません, and if she kyannot speaku Engrish either, then we'll have no choice but to teach each other our native languages

I'm sure gods like her don't have to rely on drawing squiggles and vibrating the air with their mouths to communicate anyway, she's probably got some sort of spiritual telepathy
Anonymous No.49812187 [Report] >>49812283 >>49812342 >>49812453
>>49812072
It's a good thing that I blew a shitload of time on spent a short amount of time on Japanese and easily acquired it. Her not knowing English won't cause any problems, unless of course my beautiful accent in Japanese makes her go insane and she decides to tear her own ears off.
Anonymous No.49812283 [Report] >>49812297 >>49812322 >>49812342
>>49812187
Sanae is a nice girl, so I doubt that she would mind your horrid japanese.
So the conversations would probably go something like this:
(you): *incomprehensible eldritch noises*
Sanae: "すごい、日本上手。"
Though you could just ask Remi or someone else to just teach you some japanese, or translate what you want to say.
Anonymous No.49812297 [Report] >>49812453
>>49812283
*日本語上手
Anonymous No.49812322 [Report]
>>49812283
>>49812119
There's a few English speakers in Gensokyo, and if the going gets rough then you can just have Kosuzu translate her writing to you so she can teach you how to Nihongo jouzu
Anonymous No.49812342 [Report]
>>49812187
I was going to say to tell her that you picked up Japanese rather quickly to make it seem more impressive, but then I remembered that Japanese people clap like seals even if you only know how to say a basic phrase, so it wouldn't change things at all. I think that'd extend to your accent, the joy of seeing a foreigner that knows Japanese usually shuts up any qualms they have with any mistakes you make.
>>49812283
Come on, now! He only said his accent is bad, that's hardly incomprehensible eldritch noises.
Anonymous No.49812372 [Report] >>49823046 >>49825053
>>49792260 (OP)
>Why not marry the green dork?
See the attached article.
Anonymous No.49812453 [Report] >>49812465 >>49812485 >>49812980
>>49812119
>>49812187
Actually, I do speak a little Japanese, I spent a while on it about ten years ago and I never really forgot it, but I'm nowhere near fluent

For example, I can read the Japanese in >>49812297 effortlessly, but something like 「原始惑星系円盤の想像図」would take a lot of time and effort and I'd need to consult a dictionary about ten times

It's my headcanon that Sanae is actually fluent in English, either because she put a lot of effort into learning it or because it's actually her native language along with Japanese

We know she grew up in Suwa, but we don't know she was born there, for all we know, she was born overseas where she learned English and her family moved back to Japan when she was pretty young

If Sanae does speak English, she may well speak with an English, American or even Australian accent, and you wouldn't know she was Japanese at all just from her voice

Hell, you might've already heard her voice somewhere and not even realised it
Anonymous No.49812462 [Report] >>49813106
What a kyuuto gaaru.
Anonymous No.49812465 [Report] >>49812485 >>49812493
>>49812453
>Australian accent
Please don't make me imagine such a thing.
Anonymous No.49812485 [Report] >>49812505
>>49812453
>or even Australian accent
>Australian
Why is this so funny to me.
>>49812465
G'DAY MATE, WANNA GET SOME MACCAS IN THE ARVO
Anonymous No.49812493 [Report] >>49812514
>>49812465
I know our accent can be a bit grating at times, but that kinda hurts, anon...
Anonymous No.49812505 [Report] >>49812574 >>49813387
>>49812485
OI M8 LET'S GET ON THE FUCKIN PISS CUNT, YEAH NAH
Anonymous No.49812514 [Report]
>>49812493
I think the first association "Australian Sanae" brings to anyone's mind is her speaking like Crocodile Dundee and that mental image makes me crack up
Anonymous No.49812574 [Report] >>49812744
>>49812505
I can translate this if anyone's confused as to what it means:

>OI
Hello
>M8
Friend [depending on context can also mean "person I don't know" or "asshole"]
>LET'S
As in standard English
>GET ON
Consume drugs or alcohol
>THE [...] PISS
Beer [sometimes also used to refer to alcohol in general]
>CUNT
Friend [depending on context can also mean "person I don't know" or "asshole"]
>YEAH NAH
An Australian colloquialism meaning "yes and no at the same time", illustrating the fundamental paradox of reality and how some questions can't be answered by scientific inquiry alone, reminding us of the transient and illusory nature of our material reality and the divine and eternal nature of the spiritual reality, of how what may seem real is actually an illusion, and what may seem like an illusion is actually real; added to otherwise normal sentences seemingly at random to remind fellow Australians to keep the Dharma at the front of their minds at all times
Anonymous No.49812744 [Report] >>49813387
>>49812574
what the fuck
Anonymous No.49812958 [Report]
>>49812072
DESU, I’d go get Kosuzu or Remilia to translate my English. Perhaps Sanae can use her miracles to give me Japanese knowledge and her English knowledge.
Anonymous No.49812980 [Report] >>49813000
>>49812453
A roight studious li'l buggah she is. D'ya think dingoes ate her parents 'n that's why she's run off to Japan?
Anonymous No.49813000 [Report] >>49813064
>>49812980
Too bloody right m8
Anonymous No.49813064 [Report]
>>49813000
It all makes bloody sense now, don't it mate? She lived her kiddie life in 'Straya, surrounded by massive fuckin' spiders and cassowaries, and her last memory from down under was watchin' her parents have their guts ripped out by some mangy cunts. Then, growin' up in Japan, she started explainin' away those fuzzy memories as youkai encounters. That's why she hates the bastards.
Anonymous No.49813106 [Report] >>49813205
>>49812462
What a kyuuto gyaru!
Anonymous No.49813205 [Report]
>>49813106
Kyuuto indeed
Anonymous No.49813324 [Report] >>49813343
Why is this girl so cute? Science can't explain it!
Anonymous No.49813343 [Report]
>>49813324
It must just be a miracle
Anonymous No.49813363 [Report]
>Don't enjoy it when it moves too fast, I wanna slow it down
>Don't expect to hear the telephone ring or someone at the door, no way
>Delta sleep again
>Stay there while I can...
Anonymous No.49813387 [Report] >>49813684 >>49813691
>>49812505
Imagining that Sanae really is some random Australian girl that learned Japanese and is now masquerading as a native is scary. Imagine this is how she talks privately. You walk up to Sanae, speaking in English, and instead of a thick Japanese accent the woman that answers back has the most stereotypical Australian accent known to man. That's horrifying. Aussie dork is way too scary.
>>49812744
Welcome to Australia (Hell).
Anonymous No.49813684 [Report] >>49813721 >>49814334 >>49816345
>>49813387
>That's horrifying. Aussie dork is way too scary.
What about american Sanae? or better yet, bri'ish Sanae.

captcha: DJSYS
Anonymous No.49813691 [Report]
>>49813387
Her being an Aussie suddenly makes more sense why she loves snakes and frogs, she's used to living with them in the Outback.
Anonymous No.49813721 [Report]
>>49813684
>american Sanae
Miracles Ain't free. The tree of faith and worship gotta be litterd with the blood of the Transient People. Reimu HUSSEIN hakurei aka "R. H" is not my miko. she is islamic gommunist and probbaly kenyan as well :DD. KANAKO and suwako not kanako and STEVE ok. praise amaterasu.
Anonymous No.49813773 [Report]
>>49810406
She's always ready bro
Anonymous No.49813788 [Report]
Sanae's surprisingly stylish lingerie
Anonymous No.49814334 [Report] >>49816221
>>49813684
>bri'ish Sanae
NO THANK YOU!!
Anonymous No.49816221 [Report] >>49819636
>>49814334
Fancy a pint, guvna?
Anonymous No.49816322 [Report]
You're forgetting Canadian Sanae, and I'm offended, eh
Anonymous No.49816345 [Report]
>>49813684
British Sanae would be similar to Australian Sanae. I don't imagine she'd be posh, more like a very crass lady, which is also a horrifying look for her.
Sanae still hasn't tried to open a McDonalds or a gas station in Gensokyo and we don't know how many firearms she owns so I'm doubtful of her being American, her patriotism is put under serious doubt. Sumi could be her American friend, though.
Out of all of them the one I'd most readily accept out of all the English speaking Sanaes is the American (or Canadian, I guess) one, since that one seems the most default and won't lead to her swearing at everyone, becoming an alcoholic and trying to fistfight everyone she knows at random.
Even American Sanae has variables, though... Texan Sanae is something I don't think I'm ready to accept.
Anonymous No.49817714 [Report]
Anonymous No.49818019 [Report] >>49819636
Never try to play Yugioh with Sanae, she is not legally required to abide by the rules due to her hair color
Anonymous No.49818047 [Report]
>>49812069
Yoshika
Anonymous No.49819636 [Report]
>>49816221
Ah! Danke schön, fraulein Kochiya.

>>49818019
I WISH THE RAIN WOULD BE MY FRIEND!
Anonymous No.49821387 [Report]
IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-DUEL
Anonymous No.49821527 [Report] >>49821555
Fuck it Pokesanae
Anonymous No.49821555 [Report]
>>49821527
Sure, why not.
Serperior fits her most though.
Anonymous No.49821778 [Report] >>49821809
Today I am thinking about this cute patch of grass.
Anonymous No.49821783 [Report] >>49821822
Anonymous No.49821809 [Report] >>49821972
>>49821778
And today this cute patch of grass is thinking about ________YOU!!!
Anonymous No.49821822 [Report]
>>49821783
The new year's come a bit early...
Is this a miracle?
Anonymous No.49821972 [Report] >>49821979
>>49821809
I refuse to believe it. This is going to end up like that ad about lonely Touhou girls in my area, isn't it?
Anonymous No.49821979 [Report]
>>49821972
The ad was fake because you aren't in Gensokyo, that was just an elaborate cross-border scheme by Kogasa to trick you into clicking on the ad so you can get jumpscared.
The thoughts are real, on the other hand.
Anonymous No.49822042 [Report] >>49822157 >>49822208
Pat the grass.
Anonymous No.49822157 [Report]
>>49822042
Pat pat~
Anonymous No.49822197 [Report] >>49822277
Marrying the Sanae!
Anonymous No.49822208 [Report] >>49822215
>>49822042
Where do I pat if the grass looks like this?
Anonymous No.49822215 [Report] >>49822287 >>49822288
>>49822208
You have to pat every single Sanaeling, and you have to give them all exactly 3.7 seconds of patting each or they'll get jealous of each other and start fighting

Good luck
Anonymous No.49822277 [Report]
>>49822197
She's married to the entire village, dude
Anonymous No.49822287 [Report]
>>49822215
And if you don't manage to pet 'em all within the time limit, well...
Anonymous No.49822288 [Report]
>>49822215
They are now fighting amongst each other and I have caused a Sanaeling gang war. I am deeply sorry.
Anonymous No.49822320 [Report] >>49822326 >>49822387 >>49822391
I've often wondered about Sanae's eyes, ZUN first drew them as yellow, then he drew them as green, and although he's never drawn them blue himself they are canonically blue as well (see pic related, it's from WaHH chapter 39, and if ZUN didn't want them to be blue he would've asked them to be changed to green)

I wondered if her eyes just changed colour on their own or she could change them herself depending on her mood, but I thought of another possibility: maybe her eyes are all three colours at once, and the colour you see personally depends on your relationship with her

Yellow is intimidating, so you only see her eyes this colour if she's your enemy: she was undoubtedly Reimu and Marisa's enemy, where her eyes were yellow (they were yellow in SA too but that's because ZUN reused the same portrait)

Blue is warm (not literally), inviting and familiar, so you only see her eyes this if you're very close friends or family, like Kanako or Suwako

Green is more neutral, so you see this colour if you're anywhere in between, which is most people

And finally, maybe her eyes are actually yellow, green and blue at the same time, and maybe not just those three, either, but every single colour of the rainbow, and there's only two people in existence who can see her eyes like this: herself, when she looks in the mirror; and the person she loves more than anything else in the world

What do Sanae's eyes look like to you?
Anonymous No.49822326 [Report]
>>49822320
>she was undoubtedly Reimu and Marisa's enemy
In MoF, that is

>eyes this
eyes this colour*

I need to learn to proofread my posts
Anonymous No.49822387 [Report]
>>49822320
>maybe her eyes are actually yellow, green and blue at the same time, and maybe not just those three, either, but every single colour of the rainbow, and there's only two people in existence who can see her eyes like this: herself, when she looks in the mirror; and the person she loves more than anything else in the world
Actually scratch that, that's a bit silly, maybe her eyes would just look blue and green at the same time like this image, maybe with a slight touch of yellow as well because there's always a bit of animosity in any close relationship
Anonymous No.49822391 [Report] >>49822397 >>49822691 >>49823480
>>49822320
Have you considered that maybe she just wears colored contacts? Damn, I love giving boring answers.
Anonymous No.49822397 [Report] >>49822403
>>49822391
Oh, yeah, I guess that makes more sense, haha, silly me...
Anonymous No.49822403 [Report]
>>49822397
Your creative and interesting post has been utterly crushed by my ruthless realism.
Anyways, having her eyes be magical and sparkly is way more interesting and I think having her be very outwardly expressive would be cute. Eyes change with emotion, her ahoge moves like it has a mind of it's own, etc. Makes her seem very chipper.
Anonymous No.49822437 [Report]
Lol I trol u
t. Sanae
Anonymous No.49822691 [Report] >>49825214
>>49822391
Contacts don't exist in Gensokyo
She uses her miracles to change color
Anonymous No.49823046 [Report]
>>49812372
Hot
Anonymous No.49823150 [Report] >>49823390
Grumpy dork and happy dork
Anonymous No.49823298 [Report]
>>49792260 (OP)
>Why not marry the green dork?
It's impossible. Kanako's mature woman appeal is too powerful.
Anonymous No.49823390 [Report] >>49823411
>>49823150
I can say with absolute certainty that the best thing about Sanae is her smile.
Anonymous No.49823411 [Report]
>>49823390
Honestly when I first saw that picture it cured the depressive episode I was in

Sanae is just so goddamn adorable it's unbelievable
Anonymous No.49823475 [Report] >>49823485
Captcha GDORK
Anonymous No.49823480 [Report] >>49825214
>>49822391
That doesn't make any sense, this is gensokyo. Where is she getting colored contacts from?
Use the razor and magic or miracles is much more likely as it also explains the other girls change of eye color as well
Anonymous No.49823485 [Report] >>49826357
>>49823475
>GDORK
Good dork!

>Captcha: M8S8S
>M8
Looks like that theory about Sanae being Australian was true after all
Anonymous No.49825053 [Report] >>49852115
>>49812372
That's me in Sanae kigu btw
Anonymous No.49825214 [Report]
>>49822691
Everything exists in Gensokyo, contacts are made in bulk and they aren't exactly rare, they could be found in Gensokyo if they're left and forgotten for a little while. Plus, she's from the outside world, though...
>>49823480
This is more practical than buying/finding new ones every year so it's probably the more logical answer.
Anonymous No.49826357 [Report]
>>49823485
Best dork!
Anonymous No.49826362 [Report]
Anonymous No.49827479 [Report] >>49827494
>>49792260 (OP)
too dorky. our children would be super autistic
Anonymous No.49827494 [Report]
>>49827479
>too dorky
>super autistic
Implying this is somehow a bad thing
Anonymous No.49827802 [Report] >>49827839 >>49827847 >>49828116 >>49831985 >>49832052 >>49834633 >>49835941
Sanae is now offering you a choice

Tell me, anon, is it snakes you prefer, or frogs? Do you prefer the wisdom and cunning of the serpent, or the easygoing and carefree attitude of the toad? Do you choose the left hand path of self-mastery and inner strength, or the right hand path of cultivating virtue and devotion to the gods? Dark, or light? Yin, or yang?

Choose wisely, there may be no going back

And... there just may be more choices than those listed
Anonymous No.49827839 [Report] >>49827888
>>49827802
Where's the super mega mecha 500 tonne death robot option? I want that one. Otherwise, frog
Anonymous No.49827847 [Report] >>49827888
>>49827802
Why do I have to prefer one over the other? Strength without virtue leads to destruction, carefree without wisdom leads to ignorance. Be adaptable, and I shall overcome any hardship in this ever changing world.
Anonymous No.49827888 [Report] >>49827896
>>49827847
Good answer, but I'm afraid that's incorrect

The correct answer, as >>49827839 said, is "super mega mecha 500 tonne death robot"

Thanks for playing!
Anonymous No.49827896 [Report]
>>49827888
Ahh, I pity those that still operate on common sense.
Anonymous No.49828116 [Report]
>>49827802
I choose frogge because I just want to be happy...
Anonymous No.49828292 [Report] >>49831946
Sanae stronk
Anonymous No.49831946 [Report]
>>49828292
Is this considered cannibalism?
Anonymous No.49831964 [Report] >>49835941
Also, Sanae playing M:TG.
Anonymous No.49831985 [Report]
>>49827802
I take everything, I want all.
Anonymous No.49832052 [Report]
>>49827802
I prefer cute dorks. I will take the cute dork in front of me.
Anonymous No.49832615 [Report] >>49834004
I have thought long and hard about the matter but I have yet to find even so much as a single reason not to smooch this cutie. All I have to do is make sure my breath doesn't smell.
Anonymous No.49833926 [Report] >>49834004 >>49834092
I like how confident and sure of herself she is. She's quite literally listed as being extremely confident in her own abilities and we see her being smug and boasting a few times and it makes her really endearing to me. I feel like after going to Gensokyo and getting out of the outside world which didn't like her she finally has the capability to be confident and proud of herself. She SHOULD be smug and unashamed to say how cool she is, it's deserved
Anonymous No.49834004 [Report] >>49834092
>>49832615
>>49833926
The list of reasons not to smooch her grows shorter, while the list of reasons to smooch her grows exponentially longer! We're reaching critical smoochability mass!
Anonymous No.49834092 [Report]
>>49833926
The smuggest

It's definitely a big charm point of hers

>>49834004
You can't post that panel without posting this one from the next page
Anonymous No.49834147 [Report] >>49834161 >>49834190 >>49834450
Sanaefags and Sanaethreads consistently rank as one of the top of this board. What causes this? What makes Kochiya Sanae to have a consistently good level of fans and discussion?
Anonymous No.49834161 [Report]
>>49834147
It wasn't like this a few years ago, it would just be one post every four days and every post would be "slut xd"

I don't know what's changed, but it's definitely a welcome change
Anonymous No.49834190 [Report] >>49834450 >>49834473
>>49834147
>What causes this?
Probably the board being completely dead.
Anonymous No.49834220 [Report]
Slut
Anonymous No.49834319 [Report] >>49834567
I think that people have grown tired of the "sanae is a slut" joke, and have accepted her "cute dork" personality.
Anonymous No.49834450 [Report] >>49834635
>>49834147
We've already talked about this in this very thread anon, don't let it get to your head, you've got a long way before you can start boasting that often.
>>49834190
Moot point, the board is practically as active as it was before when the quality was worse, and jaypee is always "dead" anyways. By it's nature, it should be "dead", that's how I've always preferred it.
Things just happen. There's no reason for it or a cause, really.
Anonymous No.49834473 [Report]
>>49834190
Is it? I don't remember /jp/ ever being as active as other boards
Anonymous No.49834567 [Report]
>>49834319
Why not both
Anonymous No.49834633 [Report]
>>49827802
Time to reveal what the actual correct answer to this is

The answer is: snake, frog, neither, both, or just whatever you want, including giant robots

In life, it is far more important to answer questions about yourself honestly than to try and find the "correct" answer, or what you think people want to hear

To those who answered honestly: congratulations! Please enjoy two complimentary tickets to Gensokyo, they will arrive in the mail within six to eight weeks
Anonymous No.49834635 [Report] >>49834938
>>49834450
>dead = pph
Every time with you retards.
Anonymous No.49834938 [Report]
>>49834635
Who are you quoting?
Anonymous No.49835941 [Report] >>49839421
>>49827802
The robot with the rocket powered fist.

Wait, that wasn’t one of the optio—BWAAAAAH! I stand corrected.

>>49831964
Things I didn’t know I needed until now. Though these days she might just run Shorikai.
Anonymous No.49837402 [Report] >>49837419 >>49843035
In Touhou 1: Highly Responsive to Prayers, if you enter debug mode and play any of the unused stages (21-25) your character will turn green. The game also features an unused track named "Shrine of the Wind" which I assume would've been used for something in these unused stages, the English patch automatically makes it play in them for some reason, usually they're dead silent. The parallels are no coincidence, Sanae must be a PC98 character and is older than even Marisa; don't tell anyone I told you this, or you might die in your sleep. This is highly confidential.
Anyways, take a listen. Sounds like Kanako's ringtone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdCsWBMHqfU
Anonymous No.49837419 [Report] >>49837431
>>49837402
S is real 2125....
Anonymous No.49837431 [Report]
>>49837419
Anonymous No.49838963 [Report] >>49839079 >>49843289 >>49852083
Imagine the sheer joy of asking this nerdy, dorky girl out and her, to your utmost surprise, saying yes
Anonymous No.49839079 [Report] >>49839150
>>49838963
>Anon you silly, we're married! You don't have to ask me out! I love you, but you're so weird sometimes
Anonymous No.49839150 [Report] >>49839171
>>49839079
I think Anon has dementia.
Anonymous No.49839171 [Report] >>49839184
>>49839150
is dementia not able to be fixed with miracles yet
Anonymous No.49839184 [Report] >>49839192
>>49839171
Maybe the dementia *is* the miracle? Anon gets to wake up every morning and relive the realization that he's married to Sanae, and having her steal his first kiss every day.
Anonymous No.49839192 [Report] >>49839202
>>49839184
What if anon eventually forgets who Sanae is and then runs away
What if anon forgets to take his medication that day and fucking dies
There is no scenario in which having dementia is a miracle
Anonymous No.49839202 [Report] >>49839400
>>49839192
You can't let yourself be held back by dementia in Gensokyo!
Anonymous No.49839389 [Report] >>49839436
Is Sanae-chan fertile? Would she choose to go through maternity or would she rather remain loyal to her duties in the shrine, meaning no sex and no offspring?
Anonymous No.49839400 [Report]
>>49839202
Dementia is inherently something that holds you back, it's not like common sense. If I have dementia and you tell me to not get held back by dementia I'm going to forget tomorrow that you told me to not get held back by dementia and I'll still be held back by dementia. You can't stop me from being held back by dementia because it is inherently something that holds you back. The only way to fix this is to make me forget I have dementia.
Anonymous No.49839421 [Report]
>>49835941
>Things I didn't know I needed until now
You'd be surprised how many random things you can find scrolling through old Pixiv posts, though I usually just leave that to the guys that scavenge old posts so they can post it on Danbooru. Practically anything and everything has been drawn involving Touhou. Pic related.
>Though these days she might just run Shorikai
If she can even find it in Gensokyo. Would Rinnosuke or any other outside world item scavenger actually care to pick up cards or small trinkets and stuff that seemingly has no value? She'd need to go look for it herself if no one else cares for cards and games, and collecting outside world items is dangerous anyhow.
Anonymous No.49839436 [Report] >>49839483
>>49839389
Priests can get married and have kids, she is a priestess, not a shrine maiden. There is no dilemma or betrayal of duty here like there would be with Reimu, an actual shrine maiden, who is not allowed to marry and give birth due to her job. I think this has been pointed out before.
Anonymous No.49839483 [Report] >>49839492 >>49839505 >>49839572 >>49840002
>>49839436
Fun fact, mikos can actually get married, but married mikos can't wear red(because they aren't "pure" anymore they have to wear blue instead) and can't perform some duties.
Anonymous No.49839492 [Report] >>49839505
>>49839483
>they have to wear blue instead
So what you're saying is...
Anonymous No.49839505 [Report] >>49847985
>>49839483
Priests also wear different colored hakama depending on their rank, I believe blue is a second rank priest.
>>49839492
No, because she's a priest, not a miko. If Reimu were to wear blue, that'd be different.
Anonymous No.49839572 [Report] >>49839603 >>49839634
>>49839483
I personally haven't heard of that, though here's what I know:
Mikos wear red and white.
Trainee priests wear green.
Younger priests of the lowest rank wear blue.
Dark blue is worn at shinto funerals.
Senior priests wear purple with a purple crest.
The highest ranked priests wear purple with a white crest.
It seems that Sanae is being shown as a young priestess, and I wonder if that's intentional on ZUN's part.
Anonymous No.49839603 [Report] >>49839634
>>49839572
>I personally haven't heard of that
It's because traditionally, mikos don't stay mikos after they marry, they can't keep doing their job if they're married or if they just decide to resign (today being a miko is just a summer job so no one cares), if they leave but still want to keep working, they're just made into clerks that aren't really religious personnel. They can't perform ANY miko duties afterwards and only do busywork, but have to wear a green or dark blue hakama to differentiate themselves, coincidentally dark blue is also a funeral color for some reason, but Sanae clearly isn't retired or at a funeral so her blue is the blue of a lower ranked priest
Anonymous No.49839634 [Report] >>49839685
>>49839572
>I personally haven't heard of that
I'm not really surprised by that.
The conventions change from shrine to shrine, some might not even allow married mikos to work at all, some might (as >>49839603 said) completely prohibit them from doing any of the duties, and some (as I've mentioned) only from some.
Anonymous No.49839685 [Report] >>49844845
>>49839634
>conventions change from shrine to shrine
Even after all this time, Shinto has big differences depending on where you are/which shrine you're in, huh?
Anyways, I've never thought about it before, but this kind of helped me connect the pieces and understand that Reimu's red and Sanae's blue aren't just there for contrast but to signify that Reimu is a young girl who's a shrine maiden (red and white) and Sanae is a young girl who's a priest (blue and white, like a young person who's just become an officially ordained priest), which is neat.
Anonymous No.49840002 [Report] >>49840053
>>49839483
So bluemu was an impure whore all along?
Anonymous No.49840053 [Report]
>>49840002
no bluemu is just married and retired reimu it's like the opposite of a powerup it's a powerdown
Anonymous No.49842312 [Report] >>49842323 >>49843035
Get in the fucking robot, Sanae.
Anonymous No.49842323 [Report] >>49842384
>>49842312
i wonder how obsessed with giant robots sanae actually is and if she's talked to the kappa and asked them to build her a real one. i remember her being pretty bummed out in hisoutensoku that the robot isn't real and is just a big balloon, and kappa actually have built some pretty advanced stuff before
idk how useful it would be to anyone though to have a gigantic mech walking around
Anonymous No.49842384 [Report]
>>49842323
From her ending in Hisoutensoku...
>It's needlessly realistic. I wanted a huge robot.
>I really wanted to have a giant robot battle or something.
>What... what's wrong with that? It's always been humanity's dream to make a giant robot.
The kappa already made the Hisoutensoku doll, with a bit of thinking they can make an actual mech. Rest assured she's been mailing them every week for 15 years. The disappointment in this dialogue is immeasurable and I doubt she'd give up so easily.
Anonymous No.49843035 [Report] >>49843049
>>49837402
Very interesting. I had to check my copy of Highly Responsive's BGM to make sure and it is indeed there.
>>49842312
Is it just me or does she look a bit...out of it? Are we sure she's not being drugged by the kappa?
Anonymous No.49843049 [Report]
>>49843035
Those who lack common sense often look insane... or should I say... insanae...
Anonymous No.49843255 [Report] >>49843278
How do you not get mesmerized by somebody this attractive? It's beyond me.
Anonymous No.49843260 [Report]
Just look at her!
Anonymous No.49843278 [Report] >>49845083
>>49843255
What makes her attractive is that she's an autistic girl who gets way too excited about random shit. Those who aren't mesmerized simply don't know
Anonymous No.49843289 [Report]
>>49838963
I wouldn’t be surprised, since I’m a Gundam fan as well. I want a wife just like her.
Anonymous No.49844562 [Report] >>49844895
imagine hugging sanae...
Anonymous No.49844690 [Report]
>>49792260 (OP)
Because I can marry the superior green girl instead
Anonymous No.49844845 [Report] >>49844895 >>49846697
>>49839685
Given that there's never any indication of the Hakurei Shrine having an actual priest, it's probably safe to assume that Reimu is the de-facto head priestess, too. Maybe even more do, since she doesn't have actual gods running things directly.
Plus, with Gensokyo being so isolated and the shrine having such a unique purpose, it's pretty likely that its customs are pretty different from regular shrines, too, and it's a reasonable assumption that if Touhou characters actually aged, Reimu would be expected to produce an heir at some point, and it's hard to believe marriage would immediately force her into retirement, given her necessity to Gensokyo's functioning. Like, maybe her husband would be given the position of official priest and perform some duties, but it's very dubious that he'd be sent to beat up youkai in her place.
Anonymous No.49844895 [Report] >>49844950 >>49845083 >>49846121 >>49847641 >>49851600
>>49844562
Sanae's hugs have been shown to have anti-depressive properties!
>>49844845
I mean, Zun calls himself the 博麗神主(Hakurei Kannushi) which is something like a head priest, isn't it?
Anonymous No.49844950 [Report]
>>49844895
More of an out-of-universe thing, probably. There's never any indication of there being a priest in the stories themselves.
And if we assume he was real, he'd just be a super shitty person, leaving Reimu to almost starve to death, not do any work around the shrine ever, and not even teaching his miko about the shrine's deity.
Anonymous No.49845083 [Report] >>49846697 >>49851600
>>49844895
Eientei egghead in shock at power of spiritual healing! The rational foundation of science itself is shaken!

>>49843278
Sometimes you witness them in the wild or on the internet, and the need for instant marriage is lethal. Unfiltered aspie girls have to be wifed and loved and protected from the horrors of the world. Put her in your pocket and keep her safe.
Anonymous No.49845416 [Report]
>>49792345
Paizuri
Sumata
Fellatio
Anal
Vaginal
Anonymous No.49846121 [Report] >>49846151 >>49846438
>>49844895
>Sanae's hugs have been shown to have anti-depressive properties!
*hugs sanny**hugs sanny**hugs sanny**hugs sanny**hugs sanny**hugs sanny**hugs sanny**hugs sanny**hugs sanny**hugs sanny**hugs sanny*
Anonymous No.49846151 [Report] >>49846157
>>49846121
are you cured yet?
Anonymous No.49846157 [Report]
>>49846151
I don't know...
Anonymous No.49846438 [Report]
>>49846121
Instructions unclear, sugging Mayumi's hanny
Anonymous No.49846697 [Report] >>49846944 >>49847641
>>49844845
You're right that Reimu is essentially the head priestess of her own shrine, and that's not really unusual, or well, it used to be not so unusual in the past. Shrine Maidens started out as extremely important shaman women and then gradually declined in importance until they just became janitors that know cool dance moves (not really, exaggeration). In the period that Gensokyo is stuck in, shrines operated by Shrine Maidens weren't that uncommon.
I struggle to accept that Reimu is expected to give birth. We don't know how the Hakurei clan works and whether the position of Hakurei miko is hereditary or elective. I don't think anyone would've expected a single Hakurei miko prior to Reimu, who is the first miko to operate in a Gensokyo that is bound by spell card rules, to be guaranteed to give birth. Back then, fights against youkai were lethal. The only real good argument against this is that the first Hakurei miko genuinely just looks like super Reimu.
I'm also sure that the existence of Gensokyo doesn't rest on Reimu being able or willing to give birth, either. For sure if she does, her daughter would be the new Hakurei miko, but if she doesn't, someone else will be elected to the position. As far as I know, there's nothing in Reimu's lineage that makes her able to use the Hakurei god's power or the ying yang orbs, unlike Sanae, who is only able to use miracles due to being a descendant of Suwako. If she dies and all the outside world Kochiyas (if there are any) die, then there's no one that can use the miracles of the gods of Moriya shrine.
But that's neither here nor there, this is a Sanae thread, after all, although I find Reimu interesting.
>>49845083
I've always liked unfiltered people. Lots of Touhou characters talk with no filter and are fairly autistic but I enjoy how Sanae forces people to listen to things she cares about without caring at all if the other side is interested or not. How many times has she talked about random video games or anime or biology or science to an audience that doesn't give a shit? She does it because she loves talking about these things, she couldn't care less if they care. It's genuine passion for it.
Anonymous No.49846719 [Report]
ey
Anonymous No.49846944 [Report] >>49846977 >>49846999 >>49847025
>>49846697
>I struggle to accept that Reimu is expected to give birth. We don't know how the Hakurei clan works
It is confirmed that Reimu is the last member of the hakurei clan.
>but if she doesn't, someone else will be elected to the position. As far as I know, there's nothing in Reimu's lineage that makes her able to use the Hakurei god's power or the ying yang orbs,
"Only a blood member of the Hakurei
Clan can use the Yin-Yang Orbs. " -SoEW
Anonymous No.49846977 [Report]
>>49846944
My bad! Then they did somehow manage to all survive until now, which is even more impressive. I don't think ZUN's said anything that contradicts that old info, so I guess it stands, though I wonder if he still even remembers it considering how he treats his PC98 work.
Anonymous No.49846999 [Report] >>49864387
>>49846944
>It is confirmed that Reimu is the last member of the hakurei clan.
Even then Aya doesn't seem too phased in SSiB when she just brushes off Reimu not coming back for a whole month with "How many does this make it?" before suggesting that they'll need to find a new Hakurei miko. That makes me think it's not some blood transferable thing and if you present a new miko to the Hakurei god he'll just slap his powers onto the bitch and tell her to go kill some youkai, and ZUN says specifically that he doesn't care about PC98 and that you can treat it like fanfiction, only certain things ever get acknowledged
Anonymous No.49847025 [Report] >>49864387
>>49846944
>"Only a blood member of the Hakurei
>Clan can use the Yin-Yang Orbs. " -SoEW
Sagume+Okina+backup dancers are of Hakurei Clan, or did ZUN forget, or is PC98 not relevant anymore?
Anonymous No.49847641 [Report] >>49851112 >>49851600
>>49846697
It makes me really happy to see that she doesn't have to mask. There isn't a constant mental struggle to twist and contort herself to try to fit in, and it's refreshing after years of personally masking irl. It's so unbelievably exhausting. I just miss the autistic little kid I used to be, and I see it in her.

>>49844895
*hugs sanny*
Anonymous No.49847985 [Report] >>49848063
>>49839505
What's the difference between a miko and a priestess?
Anonymous No.49848063 [Report] >>49851708
>>49847985
Fairly large, both in the past and in the present.
Miko can only be young women, the oldest they can be is 25-30, traditionally, they are unmarried and celibate, their spouse is sometimes considered the god of the shrine that they maintain. They are the lowest ranked religious personnel at a shrine, and their duties include helping with purification, cleaning the grounds, fortune telling, etc. The colors they traditionally wear are white and red.
In the past, they used to be considered powerful shamans that had the power to commune with the gods directly, commune with the dead, tell the future, etc. Almost any girl that fulfills the basic requirements can become a miko, and today, teenage girls usually work as miko during the summer, as it's a paying job. About the only thing that remains from shaman miko is their dances, which most miko still have to learn, i.e. the kagura dance. You see Reimu use it like once while fighting.
Some miko used to lead their own shrines, Reimu is one of these.
Priests can be male or female, and have multiple ranks, they are usually responsible for leading/owning the shrine, they do accounting, plan the festivals and procedures, do the more important rituals, and commune with the gods as mediums for regular people. There are multiple ranks, from top to bottom:
Jōkai (浄階)
Meikai (明階)
Seikai (正階)
Gonsekai (権正階)
Chokkai (直階)
Sanae is a Gonsekai. This is the rank needed to be the head priest of a regular Shinto shrine, which she is.
Priests need to be educated and approved before they can start being priests. They're assisted by miko, who may often be their own daughters. The colors they traditionally wear range from green, blue, to purple and then for the highest ranked priests, complete, pure white. Blue corresponds to Sanae's rank.
TL;DR: Miko can only be women, there is only one rank of miko and they are the lowest rank in a shrine.
Priests can be be male or female, they lead shrines and do all of the more important stuff, they have multiple ranks.
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Anonymous No.49850302 [Report] >>49851112 >>49852083 >>49852200
I drew
Anonymous No.49851112 [Report]
>>49847641
same and i'm glad that she gets to be herself and be happy in gensokyo though you can argue what the implications of her only being able to truly be herself in literal fantasy land are but whatever
>>49850302
i love it and the froggy stocking is adorable. very cute
Anonymous No.49851600 [Report]
>>49844895
Hughughughugkisskisskisskiss

>>49845083
I need me one of those. Preferably one who’s into my autistic passions, so we can autism together. It just so happens that Sanae fits that bill, which is saddening because she will never be real. Though I suppose I can use “is your favorite 2hu Sanae?” as a litmus test.

>>49847641
Her eyes are so beautiful here.
Anonymous No.49851708 [Report] >>49851789
>>49848063
How could you tell Sanae is a priest and not a blue (impure) miko?
Anonymous No.49851789 [Report] >>49856652
>>49851708
Gee anon it's almost like some people have played Touhou 10
>I'm Sanae, a wind priestess,
That's one of the first things she tells you
Next you'll ask how we know Aya is a tengu and not just a human girl wearing weird sandals
Anonymous No.49852083 [Report] >>49852191
>>49850302
I love the frog print on the stocking, she totally has a couple pairs of panties with that pattern. And to be honest? I want some as well. That shit's cute as hell.

>>49838963
Then there's a slight panic as you have to come up with somewhere to take her. What kind of place would you take a girl like Sanny to for a first date?

I'm imagining taking the ropeway down, one-on-one, before heading down to stroll around the human village, maybe popping our heads into a teahouse. Taking the nature hike down Youkai Mountain would be fun and would be great for chatting, but it's full of tengu and yooks...

Maybe the correct order would be hike > village > ropeway, that way you leave the most intimate part for last, when you've both gotten comfortable with one another - instead of putting it first, where there might be awkward tension (not to mention hiking *up* a mountain after a day out isn't all that fun, either...)
Anonymous No.49852115 [Report]
>>49825053
Excellent kigu
Anonymous No.49852191 [Report] >>49852196 >>49858858
>>49852083
You're thinking with your common sense, why should your date be in gensoukyou? How about outside world date!
Just Imagine buying and building a gunpla kit together.

By the way thanks to sanae, I've actually been considering getting a gunpla on my own, seems like a lot of fun.
For great justice!
Anonymous No.49852196 [Report]
>>49852191
>I've actually been considering getting a gunpla on my own
Good man! I've only done a few myself, but they are pretty fun and calming. There's a reason it's called plastic crack, though.
Anonymous No.49852200 [Report]
>>49850302
Adorable, I love it. I remember you sharing some of your art in a Sanae thread before as well and I loved those too, made me start checking the OC thread.
Anonymous No.49853373 [Report]
>>49804023
>>49804028
All is forgiven
Anonymous No.49854017 [Report] >>49854468 >>49855784 >>49858858 >>49858934 >>49860768
What kind of music does miss Kochiya like?
Anonymous No.49854468 [Report] >>49856290
>>49854017
There are 2 possibilities:
1. what you expect (jpop, classical, maybe folk/traditional)
2. what you don't expect (boomer rock, any type of metal, punk)
I've heard that a lot of people listen to music that's the opposite of what they're like
So calm people, happy people listen to fast paced, louder, more aggressive music or sad music
And aggressive, unhappy, angry people listen to calm, happy or serene music more
Of course that's not true for 100% of everyone but it's happened enough that people notice it, even I have extremely optimistic happy friends that blast death metal at me like they're trying to blow my ears off
Anonymous No.49855784 [Report] >>49855831
>>49854017
She's a big fan of YMO (being a boomer and all), her favourite song of theirs is Technopolis
Anonymous No.49855831 [Report]
>>49855784
>YMO
thank you for reminding me these guys kick ass
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Anonymous No.49856287 [Report]
>>49856286
I like it when 2hus take their shoes off.
Anonymous No.49856290 [Report] >>49857248
>>49854468
I can actually imagine Sanae being a secret metalhead for some reason
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Anonymous No.49856652 [Report] >>49856685
>>49851789
But the wiki also says she's a miko
Anonymous No.49856685 [Report]
>>49856652
Yes after that line she tells reimu that being a priest is similar to being a miko (reimu doesn't know what a priest is up until this point)
her backstory and real life inspiration and interviews with ZUN all say she's a priest and she only gets called a miko afterwards for simplicity's sake and to compare her with reimu, since her being a priest isn't something that's utilized very much, but she is a priest by ZUN's own admission, she wouldn't be able to do the things she does if she were a miko since the descendants of Moriya are priests
Anonymous No.49857248 [Report] >>49860763
>>49856290
Maybe that has something to do with Faith Is For The Transient People? I do believe Sanae is one of the founders of the "Total Sweethearts with Overkill Themes" club.
Anonymous No.49858858 [Report]
>>49854017
At minimum, anisong. In my headcanon, she can perfectly dance the Hare Hare Yukai.

>>49852191
It’s addicting. If you’ve ever built Bionicle, building a High Grade isn’t too far off from that, just with the extra steps of cutting the parts off a runner and cleaning them up. Master Grades and Real Grades are a bit more involved since they have inner frames.

BTW, that shirt is soooo 2007. I love it.
Anonymous No.49858934 [Report]
>>49854017
Agnostic front.
Anonymous No.49860763 [Report]
>>49857248
>This is Sanae Kochiya's theme. It feels like the metal section suddenly got bigger here; I thought I'd give this a heavy feeling, but I got careless and overdid it
It doesn't sound all that metal but it's heavy and dark and serious and also gets remixed as hard rock in Hisoutensoku
Primal scene of japan fits Sanae more if you look at her actual personality but Faith is for the transient is hardcore enough by Touhou standards for me to think that she could just be blasting death metal as she exterminates youkai
Anonymous No.49860768 [Report]
>>49854017
black sabbath
Anonymous No.49863485 [Report] >>49863493 >>49863661
Remember to vote for your favorite dork(s) in the poll!
Anonymous No.49863493 [Report] >>49863769
>>49863485
Already did, Sanae and Renko both got a vote, so my 2 favorite dorks have got my support.
https://toho-vote.info/ <- so anyone else has no excuse to be lazy
Anonymous No.49863661 [Report]
>>49863485
Already done that.
Anonymous No.49863764 [Report] >>49863776
Since it's the end of the thread, it's time to educate yourself, foo'
Anonymous No.49863769 [Report]
>>49863493
Renko/Sanae unity!
Anonymous No.49863776 [Report] >>49863783
>>49863764
Anonymous No.49863783 [Report] >>49863788
>>49863776
Anonymous No.49863788 [Report] >>49863794
>>49863783
Anonymous No.49863794 [Report] >>49863805
>>49863788
Anonymous No.49863805 [Report] >>49863809
>>49863794
Anonymous No.49863809 [Report] >>49863818
>>49863805
Anonymous No.49863818 [Report] >>49863824
>>49863809
Anonymous No.49863824 [Report] >>49863830
>>49863818
Anonymous No.49863830 [Report]
>>49863824
So easy, an idiot could do it (probably)
Anonymous No.49863842 [Report] >>49863970
Cute comic. I just read Shinto: The Kami Way by Sokyo Ono and all of what was said in it is correct
Anonymous No.49863952 [Report] >>49863970
Oh? We have already reached the bump limit.
Well till next time, take care Anons.
Anonymous No.49863970 [Report]
>>49863952
You too, anon, take care.
This thread was unusually fast, yeah, and it was made while the other one was still up, which I dislike.
I hope Sanae gets a little break before her next thread, since threads without any or very little spacing between them leave no room for people to come up with fun posts in their absence.
>>49863842
It's a relatively simple process, so I don't doubt it. We ought to know how to go to a shrine if we're fans of a priestess, though!
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Anonymous No.49864222 [Report]
See ya, thread

Don't get remade too quickly now
Anonymous No.49864387 [Report]
>>49847025
These are flying yin yangs, not the Yin Yang orbs.
Also check Misumaru's dialogue in UM:
>I can't afford to lose the inheritor
of the Yin-Yang Orb to suffocation.
Sure sounds to me like Reimu is somehow an important figure in regards to the orbs.
>>49846999
I've seen theories like that but I doubt it. Maybe Reimu is the last member of the clan inside Gensokyo, or maybe she's the last member of the clan but not of the bloodline.

Good sanny thread.
Anonymous No.49864538 [Report]
Good thread, especially the beginning part.
Goodbye Sanae!