>>49832104Nooo it's not that!
>>49830872Crayolasnacker likes to pop her own zits to lick the blood and pus off her fingers, sheโs disgusting.
>>49832098 (OP)Cool and Create
I don't know who all these new names are and I thought Tsunanon was a /v/user?
>>49832323Guess I didn't know as much as I thought then..?
>>49832458all video game generals belong to /vg/
why don't you annoying faggots go to s4s or somewhere else other than this board
not only is your shit general is getting slower and slower by the day but also everybody hates you and your unfunny redditor shit here
>>49832621Fat and Hairy Keikibroken
>>49832621stomp your feet some more
Where is everyone? Seriously. I checked /v/ and thereโs no big Touhou threads up there. I liked it when these threads came to /jp/ because they were much faster paced but now they seem not much faster than the rest of the board.
Slide
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>>49832961Initial excitement wore off and there being zero pressure to post as frequently due to the more lax board speed so most activity ends up coming in cycles of bursts and then petering out
>>49832621/s4s/ is a red board and in a rock paper scissors game of posters, porn/ecchi dumpers beat shitposters, which beat complainers like (you) or win if amongst themselves.
You (among others) are an integral cog of the engine that keeps the shitposting car going. However, if blue boards are cloudy/take place at night, red boards shine bright like the sun, and /e/ and /h/ dumps are solar plates. Meanwhile, in an eternally sunny environment, standard engines are left in the dust, for they are missing essential cogs and either suffer from competition, or simply dont function.
That's why you'll never see this place move to /b/, /s4s/, or /trash/ (or technically /bant/ but there's other issues going there and not just flags).
>>49832989She's so cool...
>>49830855Hey um actually I wern't sure if you were aware of this but the chapter 3 secret boss is Ramb OK
Jevil
Spamton G. Spamton
Ramb
Gerson Boom
Please include Ramb in secret boss discussion OK? Thank you. Don't forget please.
>>49832806__ ____ ___ ___, ___ ___
>>49832989Is this a Jojo reference?
How do I get a relationship like TewiGalaxy and TewiHusband? I'm jealous...
I LOVE WIDE TOUHOUS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm inโ
the drive-thru of Burger King
Can I please get a Whopper Jr. with onion rings?
Make it a meal so I can get a drink
No, I'm not finished, that's not everything
Can I please get a Double Whopper with no cheese?
Can I please get a number two with a large drink?
I got money so I don't care how much it costs me
So just throw in some extra friะตs, don't make them salty
>>49833519Queโst-ce-รงe?
>>49833530Tewiindustrialairconditioningunit and Tsundereanon drew fat hairy keiki. Both are really great. What's your favorite FNAF animatronic?
>>49833530Will you make the fusu in time?
give me a touhou you HATE and I will overlay FMG9s over them
Hey aifags, make an ai that will sort my 4chan folder. It's too big and getting unusable.
mike
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>>49832961it's because nobody likes you insufferable faggots and there was a reason even a shithole like /v/ b& you, go take your namefaggotry and retarded reddit tier humor to another board. sage goes in all fields and you should kill yourselves unironically.
>>49833700lmao meirabroken
>>49833700YUUUUUUUUUP
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
why is it that Tewimom, who is evidently a straight women with a husband and kids to prove it, draws so many lewds of girls but never of men? are women suc as these closet lesbians?
>>49833750>He doesn't know
>>49833750All women are gay deep down.
>>49833750Because women are pretty and everyone knows this. Feminine qualities are universally appreciated as prettier compared to rough, rugged masculine qualities, and most artists throughout history have focused heavily on capturing the beauty of the female form
>>49833783That's a roundabout way to say that even girls know girls are more attractive and better girlfriends.
>>49833788If that were the case it would mean women would be chomping at the bit to date feminine men
Only 49 posts? /jp/hu is declining...
>>49833797In this day and age the male loneliness epidemic is because girls are just dating other girls and leaving the boys behind.
>>49833703>>49833723We know you're, lil guy
>>49833788If this were true then the divorce rate and domestic abuse rate among lesbian couples wouldn't be so high
>>49833800Everyone was busy all day on teh kulululu
>>49833846Why do drawfags shitpost so much? Just draw instead
How does the difficulty of DELTARUNE's secret bosses compare with the difficulty of Touhou games? What thread personality would you trust to grill?
>>49833861I want to see Merth beat the Black Knight
Without the Shadow Mantle
>>49833860Most of them has gotten their egos inflating their heads too much to do so
The feedback loop was long broken, now they get praised over the smallest of posts instead of drawings they make like it was always meant to happen, not to mention our drawfags(not all) got the thinnest skin I've ever seen from other threads all across the board, where critique means they'll grudge over it until the end of time while hiding it in multiple layers of shitposting
>>49833877this sounds too specific
>>49833893It isn't a singular case
>>49833877and that's why it's so fun to egg them on and fuck with them
"My most sincere death wishes" etc etc...
and this is how i broke you
>>49833904I did it because I got tired of them feeding Meiratard.
>>49833911I still can't get over at how he's gotten so butthurt to the point he draws vtumors lmao
>>49833867Is grilling some kind of slang? Or is Merth flipping the burgers in between boss fights
>>49832621they enjoy being annoying, simple as. it really doesn't matter though since this board is raped 24/7 by 3dpd generals and whatever the fuck anyway, you're just as retarded as them for actually getting upset
>>49834176You're not a real meme. University of Ameiraican Sagume, for Christ's sake? An online course? What a joke. I worked my ass off to get where I am. And you take these shortcuts and you think suddenly you're my peer? You do what I do because you're funny and you can make people laugh? I committed my life to this! You don't slide into it like a cheap pair of slippers and reap all the rewards. [...] I know you. I know what you were, what you are. People don't change. You're Meira ballin'. And Meira ballin' I can handle just fine. But Meira ballin' with a meme degree is like a chimp with a machine gun. The memes are sacred! If you abuse that power, people get hurt. This is not a game. You have to know on some level, I know you know I'm right. You know I'm right.
>>49834206I thought you were proud of Me-ira.
STEALING SAGUME'S JOKE
AND HE GETS TO BE A THREAD PERSONALITY?! WHAT A SICK JOKE, I SHOULD'VE STOPPED HIM WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE AND YOU YOU HAVE TO BAN HIM YO-
>>49830872 This list is missing drawfags or is it just me?
>>49834331It's missing the native /jp/ers that pop in the kukulus, but they don't have any funny names coined by /v/hu schizos or a gimmick.
Had a chicken sandwich for breakfast.
>>49834331If they weren't mentioned then they're not worth mentioning, as simple as
>>49834407Okay??? Yeah?? Uuum, sure???
>>49834412futanon.....
aerd....
sumianon....
Where is the Kukulu.....?
>>49834435THE yuripridehu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gv_Sks39cac
ITS HERE
>>49834472Where's the yuri?
It's been a while since I posted any of mine 1cc progress here so here you go my latest 1cc, just so HSiFS Anon doesn't feel to lonely...
>>49833750"She" is called tewiattentionblackhole for a reason (whore is correct)
Her name is Tewimarvelcinematicuniverse
no don't summon the yurifag!
>>49833800As more days go by, you find yourself becoming more and more /jp/-like.
>>49835053They need to post more yuri for that.
Solution:
Merth and Tewimom should post their lists like this
>>49830872
>>49835073Which drawfag are you?
Real solution is to not have 95% of /jp/hu revolve around drawfags
>>49835096It should revolve around yuri.
>>49835096The World Revolving
>>49835099are you upset that your general got bullied off this place while garbage threads like this still get to exist?
>>49835119Merth WARPED you
>>49835096What's the remaining 5%?
>>49835096That's right! Let's revolve around the cosplayanons instead!
Post the cosplayer you want to
>Watch movies with>Hug>Marry>Have sex>Ask about Merth with
>Moving from one extreme to another
Never change
What about Ritualposters? What do we think of CCPanon?
>>49833750Bwuh? I can't draw girls without being gay now? I don't think I'm very good at drawing men, I feel I can draw females better because I'm more familiar with their bodies. There are other reasons I don't draw men for NSFW art, but that's the main reason I draw females more often.
>>49835632Do you or do you not think women are attractive?
It's hot again
I hate Summer
>>49835632You mean you're not good at drawing youmu?!
>I feel I can draw females better because I'm more familiar with their bodiesYOU HAVE A HUSBAND
YOU CAN PERSONALLY GET CLOSE TO HIM FOR REFERENCE ANYTIME
>>49835637I don't feel attracted to anyone except one person who I'm deeply in love with. Never have liked real people. I do find anime boys attractive however and I occasionally like anime girls too. You could say I'm attracted to anime guys and girls I guess? I like anime boys much more however. For every 20 anime boys I like there might be one girl I become fond of. And I'm not sure you'd call that "attraction" though... I don't know how you normalfaggots think. I like anime boys only, real men disgust and repulse me except for one person.
>>49835671He's always at work silly. He doesn't have time to stand around and be my muse! I have thought of doing a "photoshoot" type thing with him so I could look at references of his cute body, but I don't know if he'd let me.
Shotanon is in danger........
>>49835688I thought you had your moid on a tighter leash, why do you need his permission to take pictures of him?
How has society come to this?
>>49835704if you need instructions on how to get through the threads, check out the enclosed instruction book
Unga, Tanzan in danger...
>>49835703Women don't actually control men they just want you to think that
What if Shotanon controlled you?
>>49835688>real men disgust and repulse meBut... I'm a real man... Does that mean...?
>>49835688HEY TEWIMOMMY
When are you going to draw a self-insert character like Salad?
>>49835750Why do we call her "Tewimom" anyway? She doesn't even draws that much Tewi, should be Keikimom.
>>49835763She has a Tewi fumo she likes, and she's been that way for years.
Keiki is fat and hairy, no drawfag here could take up her mantle.
>>49835763Merth prefers Jojo over Fire Emblem
Mspaintanon doesn't use MS Paint
CrayolaSnacker doesn't snack on crayons
103anon isn't 103 years old
Shotanon isn't a shota
But Yatsutraitor actually betrayed Yatsuhashi
>>49835741No no! I'm not disgusted by my cute and cool friends like you just existing as men, I mean physically the idea of having sex with non-anime men that I'm not in love with is what disgusts me. Like I don't understand how people can just be attracted to a random person they know nothing about. When I see random people on the street I might as well be looking at rocks or trees or something.
>>49835800Damn your husband must be one lucky guy you clearly love him very much if everyone else in your eyes doesn't exist
>>49835800You should try kissing a girl and see if you come out as a late bloomer lesbian.
>>49835800Oh thank goodness, I feel bad if people hate me
That's completely understandable.
>Like I don't understand how people can just be attracted to a random person they know nothing about.I think finding another person attractive, pretty or cute is normal, and I think if anyone has fantasies, assuming they aren't just pornbait ones, we project our ideals on those people in our fantasies. The classic "I know he's tough and mean, but I could change him with love and find a sweet side!" Or to put in terms this thread would understand, "Seiga is evil but I could make a good woman out of her with my love!"
Oftentimes the reality doesn't live up to the fantasy though. Though since I think you met your husband online, you never had the chance to go through this phase. That's romantic in it's own right I think, since meeting someone online means you don't really know what they look like, and you're forced to judge them solely on their personality, raw and unfiltered.
>>49835905>"Seiga is evil but I could make a good woman out of her with my love!"ok but I think I really could make Seiga a good woman with my love and try to get her to be less evil
>>49835782>But Yatsutraitor actually betrayed YatsuhashiI vote to rename her to "Yatsubrapper"
/jp/hu will really look at this evil saggy old woman who has been doing incredibly evil things for hundreds of years and say "yup I could fix her"
>>49835965That drawing is incredibly ugly
>>49835973You will not insult mspaintanon in this thread
TewiSaggers, why haven't you drawn Saggy Seiga yet?
>>49835973It's still a million times better than traced AI sloppa like what you posted, I can spot that trickery from a mile away.
>>49835965soul
>>49835973no soul
as the kids would say
>>49836011It's okay to have no taste, you'll get over it eventually, instead of being a morbidly obese mom cheering for his son being a bush at the local elementary school's theater piece.
Does mspaintanon even like /jp/hu
Does Seiga even like /jp/hu
I want to write a public appreciation post for drawfriends enhanced by the sleepy state I'm in
>mspaintanon
This guy is one of my favorites alright because he is the man right there. He is my entire inspiration to get better at my own art and I'm really happy he likes making complimentary drawings with me during the drawtogethers. Seeing him change and improve overall over time alongside me made me want to do the same thing, obviously I never explicitly said that until now but I hope he knows that he is quite unashamedly and literally mai fuarking hero. I also really liked the atmosphere he was able to create in the rpgmaker game he made it was very fun and pretty to look at. The Mspaintanonpurple(tm) color for white shadows it's too good to not use
>Tewimom
There are so many things I can say about Tewimom because she's been one of the best people I have ever met but I don't want to ramble on too long. From when we met to now she's been very friendly and understanding that it's been personally encouraging to have the capacity to start conversations, which is something I have a lot of difficulty doing due to some form of anxiety I assume. I have ginormous amounts of appreciation for being my friend but it also makes me a little self-conscious about how little I actually do since she's extremely hardworking. For putting up with so much and going through a lot I have nothing but respect for her. No rest for a mother but you need a break!!!! She's one of the few people I know that I'm comfortable opening up to about anything and for that I'm grateful. I'm really sorry if I ever do something you disagree with. Her art is really cute too I love the way how very shojo esque her art is
>Keb00b
I have had one interaction with him where I drew Raiko with a big butt and he liked it. I'm a really big fan of his artwork because of how the cute and soft everything is. The way his doodles are drawn are also extremely charming I really really like them. I wish he posted more often I want to see the new yatsutraitor pictures
>Shotanon
I've talked to him for a while until we stopped, which I think was a little bit of a shame because I liked talking to him. I do really like his art and I'm grateful that he was able to give me a folder of his art with studies and everything, it's been helpful. I think I've learned more from him than most others. I don't think I conveyed that to him though and like I said before it's difficult for me to initiate talking to others so I hope he knows I'm thankful. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt because he does draw scarily accurate child proportions but I guess when you squish the human body down a lot and making the proportions soft they'll end up looking like that. I remember he made a 3D chibi model of Meiling that was really good and I'm happy for him learning modeling even for a little bit.
>Tsundereanon
I started talking to her and it's been a very pleasant time I am not saying that because I am in public and she will be reading this goes for everyone by the way I'm genuine and I want to say that I am happy that she is a new friend and I like what she does it's very cool. I hope that you're able to survive and that both near and far future bodes well for you. I don't like that she has watched me though I think everyone should watch better stuff than what I shit out dont do that. I gave her that name btw.
I'm going to sleep thank you for reading my blog sorry I haven't been drawing i really am parseecosplayer drunk texted me btw but this is about drawplayers potemki cool but hes on another level i cant compare and i hope koishidrawbab is ok marissisy will say immediately after my thoughts on braps >brap 1 I love brap 1 >brap 2 I hate brap 2 let's give it up for roun
>>49836043You forgot Merth and Patrickautist
>>49836059Yatsubreeder was in yesterday;s kululu.
>>49836075https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhexaw6AY7Q
>>49836001No one has asked me...
>>49836124Hopefully someone does someday
Saggy Seiga is wonderful
>>49835105nta but It's a blessing in disguise, something cute like yuri shouldn't be posted on a rancid board like jp, agp and ntr are more suited here
This is the oldest image I think depicting Seiga as saggy. Remember that one artist can change fate like this.
>>49836166It's actually insane how soft these look. I want to put my face there ten hours ago.
God I could fix her bros please let me have the chance to fix her
>>49836043You're such a dork merthy holy fuark, I love you man. I'm so happy I got to meet you too!! *hugs tight* You're so talented, funny and kind, I think you're probably one of the genuinely kindest people I've ever met. I love watching you grow as an artist. Never change!
>>49836124I COMMAND YOU TO DRAW SEIGA SAGGY MILKERS. With her nips being hard and showing through her clothes.
t.Tewihusband
>>49836181I'm itoddleranon...
Merth was never real we made him up
>>49836187Tewihusband why are you asking your wife to draw other girls when you won't even let her draw you?
Now make an appreciation post for mustardgasanon
HEY TEWIHUSBAND
What do you think on the fat and hairy women debate? Is body hair on girls good or bad?
HEY TSUNDEREANON
Post your hands
We're reaching thread cancer levels that have never been reached before thanks to peggerth
>Merth opens PayPal account
>Immediately leaves /v/hu
>sexed brazilian chikas with his new income
>>49836200Because I get easily embarrassed..... nyoon...
>>49836212I LOVE RAINFOREST PUSSY!!!!!
>>49836228>brazilian chikasthey have penises
Afternoon, it appears I still love Meira
>>49836221Yet you still come here. Curious!
Would you find it hot if I drew the 2hu hags with gray roots in their hair?
>>49836250Theyโre an astrologer, โcancerโ isnโt necessarily a bad thing to them.
>>49836257Are they still fat, hairy, and saggy?
>>49836260Yeah ig. But do the grey roots enhance, degrade, or stay the same?
>>49836264I'd say enhance
>>49836256Merth our 12 year old hero
>>49836256man I wish sharth would just draw and shut the fuck up like in your fanfiction comic
>>49836235What about armpits and other places with girl body hair? This thread moved from pubic hair long ago and kept seeking more and more thrills.
>>49836256shotanon did the same thing and you guys took him away
>>49836278Shotanon didn't have Merth's charisma
>>49836278Exactly, sharth is shotanigger 2.0 but he pretends to be nice so it's okay :)
>>49836284>>49836278>>49836275Merth Crash Bandicoot WARPED you
I think I've erp'd with Tewihuband some years ago.
>>49836284LMAOOOO this nigga is having a virgy rage crashout XDDD
>>49836282what charisma? the guy is basic as fuck
you only like him because he gives you attention
Tarzan has plenty of charisma, Tarzan thinks so
>>49836297>what charisma? the guy is basic as fuckIf you don't recognize Merth's charisma you're basically just admitting you yourself have no social skills and can't accurately read or understand people, let alone communicate effectively.
I consider myself a bit of a silver tongue, I have no problm talking down hostile situations and making friends with a wide variety of people. So trust me when I say, Merth? Dude is a pro. He could become a politician as popular as Ronald Reagan in his heyday was.
>>49836308This. I would let Merth date my sister and mom honestly, I trust him
>>49836277A woman with nice thick armpit hair is peak sexy. To inhale her scent.. her natural scent is intoxicating. Bonus points when they are hag adjacent
>>49836296>calling posters "virgins" on 4chinsWhat xitter slophole did you crawl from? Are you going to call me an incel next?? why are sex havers so mean
>>49836316I always forget if you're older or younger than Tewifemale so I don't know if the hag thing is just your taste or if you're just describing your wife
>>49836324Niggerfaggot...
>>49836325I will not answer it. Best to have some imagination~
Hm, one day I hope Tewimom draws otaku Meira as a parallel to gamer Sanae
Maybe the translation I've worked with 5 different people by now should do the trick on giving justice to her dialogue
>>49836308I think Merth is lying about not having a girlfriend since he'd have tons of girls lining up for him. He's one of those people born with a natural high charisma and luck stat if that makes sense
>>49836332That's me, not him. What?
HEY NIGGERFAGGOT
do you like waffles?
>>49836348I only know them from Shrek, I've never had them before. I heard they taste like pancakes though so I think I'd like them
This is why mspaintanon doesnt come here
>>49836345Merth is literally Me...ira?!
Wait a second... Tewihusband is the ~ user??????!
niggerfaggot my fuarking hero
>>49836316Yeah, I agree. It's something you need to feel firsthand to know the worth, I'm more inclined on the sporty side though.
>>49836381Sporty women can be unshaven. Body hair helps absorb sweat. Only swimmers benefit from shaving.
>>49836381NOBODY ASKED YOU NOBODY ASKED YOU NOBODY ASKED YOU NOBODY ASKED YOU NOBODY ASKED YOU NOBODY ASKED YOU NOBODY ASKED YOU NOBODY ASKED YOU NOBODY ASKED YOU NOBODY ASKED YOU NOBODY ASKED YOU NOBODY ASKED YOU NOBODY ASKED YOU NOBODY ASKED YOU NOBODY ASKED YOU NOBODY ASKED YOU NOBODY ASKED YOU NOBODY ASKED YOU NOBODY ASKED YOU NOBODY ASKED YOU NOBODY ASKED YOU
just post the meira x shota drawing and he'll go away
>>49836407and fat and hairy
Which 2hu would smell the stinkiest?(disgusting smell)
Which 2hu would smell the stinkiest?(pleasant smell)
>>49836356Only comes when he is needed
I've only been with <antonym of hairy> girls so far. Borderline illegal amount of <antonym of hairy>
>>49836416He never comes here
>>49836257Just do it in an appealing way and don't make her have the face of my IRL grandma.
*braapp*
Uh oh
Stinky
Poop
Ahahahahahaha
Poopies
Funny poopies
Elelelele
Haha
Funny poop, poop funny
Wheee
Haha
Yay for poopie
Good poopie
Poopie funny
Hahahahahahaha
Poop poop poop poop poop poop poop, funny
Yay
Fun fun poop!
Tee, hee, hee
Poop poopie, yay
Poop make me happy, happy, happy
Yahahahahaha
Uh oh
I think I made a poopie
Poop in pants, no diaper, that's funny!
Hahahahahahahahaha
Oopsie, poopy underwear now
Hee heehee
We want poopies
We want poopies
Hahahahahahahah
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahaha
Poohoohoo-ah *cough*
Poop
>>49836397uh oh virgy melty!
>>49836422we don't need that fag
What Touhous would
>Hate the Nostalgia Critic
>Used to watch the Nostalgia Critic years ago but don't anymore
>Watch the Nostalgia Critic ironically
>Watch the Nostalgia Critic unironically
>"MELVIN MELVIN BROTHER OF THE JOKER"
>which 2hu
>what 2hu
we use "which drawfag" here newfriend
>>49836438Honestly at this point I consider Merth a canon Touhou girl
painttraitor betrayed us for deltatroon
He knows this place is flanderized /v/hu
I still want Merth to livestream Deltarune with guest hosts
Tewimom what do you think about emo girls who actually didn't phase out of that style?
>>49836482>Tewimom what do you think about emo girls who actually didn't phase out of that style?Not Tewimom but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJD-oHajszg
>>49836455Flandreized /v/hus...........
>>49836491TewiGalaxy please don't post beastiality
>>49836491yuukaBROTHERS move on to a slightly different 'hu
OK but what do you guys think about the classic Rareware Donkey Kong design? What Touhou would like Donkey Kong?
>>49836433>Hate the Nostalgia CriticReimu
>Used to watch the Nostalgia Critic years ago but don't anymoreSanae
>Watch the Nostalgia Critic ironicallyMemereko
>Watch the Nostalgia Critic unironicallyAkyuu
>"MELVIN MELVIN BROTHER OF THE JOKER"Koishi
>>49836463*slams desk*
ENOUGH ABOUT CUCkARUNE AND ALL OTHER WOKYFOX SLOP
>>49835632it's one thing to draw girls but it's something else to specifically make fetish drawings of them over and over again. I would have at least expected you draw a 2hu getting railed by a faceless muscular man by now (or have you? i can't remember). If a self proclaimed straight man kept making fetish drawings of men and never women, don't you think that would be a bit skeptical?
>I feel I can draw females better because I'm more familiar with their bodieswhat's stopping you from looking up references on the numerous websites where such images can be found?
>>49836615>but it's something else to specifically make fetish drawings of them over and over againI can tell you're a guy because some of Tewimom's art is explicitly drawn for female viewing pleasure.
>>49836615>faceless muscular manMale fetish
>>49836415Meira
On both
It's an acquired taste
>>49836402Done, I posted it myself.
Does that mean I have to go away now that I did or...?
I don't get the semantics of this myself.
I said it before, I save it even if it's made as ill-intentioned.
>>49836630that's not a shota that's just a skinny man
0 points 1 star
>>49836630Why would Chara do this?
>>49836630That's it? It doesn't even look like a shota.
>>49836657Chara is a girl though
>>49836625The way the girls are drawn, the sexual objects in question, and it's especially noticeable in Tewimom's pictures of animal friends. You know how women talk about the male gaze? There is a female gaze and when you know what to look for it's easy to spot.
Fat hairy keiki is my favorite modern /v/hu meme and it's not even close
>>49836690Enlighten me, oh, you who are so wise in these matters. What the actual fuck does female gaze entail
>>49836698This one meme tricked half this thread into thinking girls with hairy bodies outside of just their pubes is hot which floors me. You dipshits fell for propaganda
>>49836630Draw more please, don't listen to the shartbabies
>>49836630This made meiravirgy seethe for 3 years and 2 days btw
>>49836641>>49836673Hey man, tell that to shotanon, not me. Not my fault they look like dwarves with how the proportions look, most of the time.
Is this more to your liking?
>>49836649It's not really 2hu related, I just changed the filename to not be a generic catbox one.
>>49836726Didn't the Meira guy post it...?
>>49836728It's better, thank you
>>49836736Explain the year(s) long feud then
>>49836700When an artist draws a girl, you'll notice that he puts more attention in certain aspects he likes. Artists that like feet may draw girls barefoot or pick poses that focus on feet. Artists that like boobs may draw boobs particularly well even when their other skills may not be as strong.
Female art tends to focus on things girls like, which is not just gender inverted 1:1 with what men like. As a good example, in fanservice debates a common complaint is that "well if the girls are n skimpy outfits with massive breasts, we should see boys in skimpy underwear with massive bouncy dicks!" when that's not what's popular with women. Yes, there are girls into that, but the general trend would be fore things like Link of OoT, pretty boys that are still masculine but safe, and usually have snazzy outfits, not skimpy ones.
If you're asking for specifics on what makes a drawing easily identificable as made by a woman or man, that's hard to describe. I get that sounds like a cop-out answer, but it's one of those things you just have to study, and when you see it you'll know even when you can't describe why. Hentai is the best place to learn this skill. Look at the hentai made by women (specifically for a female audience if possible) and compare it to similar situations but with a male artist and you should start to see those differences.
>>49836765is this artist a girl?
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/133562486
Who are tewimom's allies and enemies?
tewilarper might just be a guy erping with his husband
>>49836785Oh, you're the yurinigger, that's why you're getting in a tissy over this.
>>49836805you think everybody posting yuri is the same person?
>>49836856I'm sorry to hear that because that's not true. All i did was ask if you could whether that artist was a girl or not based on that art style
>>49836866I'm not Merth, I'm not here to dance for your entertainment. I answered your question and even gave a more detailed explanation when asked. That would be more than enough for anyone. If you're still upset over it you can just disagree and move on
>>49836875>I'm not MerthYou are merth now
>>49836875but I'm not upset, you made an interesting post talking about your ability to identify female artists by their art style and I just wanted to put it to the test. I'm not even the same person who asked you what female gaze entails
>>49836875You may not be merth but you certainly are a clown now
>>49836765Which other drawfags draw the female gaze?
She saw me eating 2 ginger snap cookies. I hope she eats some as well. They are delicious
>>49836908Would Tewimom cook for a strangerhu?
wait what are you doing to that dog
>>49836941TEWIHUSBAND DON'T LOOK
I love cum
Drawfags for this feel?
>>49836615>If a self proclaimed straight man kept making fetish drawings of men and never women, don't you think that would be a bit skeptical?Men and women aren't the same dumb-dumb.
>what's stopping you from looking up references on the numerous websites where such images can be found?I hate looking at real people. 3DPD disgust me so badly that I wholly avoid real porn, I just can't stand it. Gross.
>>49836875DANCE MERTH, DANCE FOR US! DANCE I SAY!
Merth is my jester and I am his puppetmaster
oh how far we've fallen, a whole day and we're not at bump limit? we're dying. our discord server is dying~
Tewimom hates people, is fat, greasy and probably overweight, I pity her husband having to take care of such an useless sack of blob (unless he also is like that and they are both living from autismbucks)
>>49837530TewiConquerer broken
>>49837530You don't hate people? What a freak.
I grilled burgers today. What 2hu would you trust to grill? What 2hu would you not trust to grill?
Anyone want to do some puzzling?
Remitranny, you're so silly... You have to be an actual biological girl to be able to PMS!
I made cookies want some?
>>49838242No thanks i'm on a diet
>>49837376>Men and women aren't the same dumb-dumb.Copout.
>>49838242I'm diabetic
Why not, my sugars can take the hit
>>49838276hope you enjoy!
>>49838283ok no worries, next time
>>49838333why does that cookie have a penis in it
>>49838333Nice trips & nice cookie.
Should have told me these were M&Ms cookies. Fuck my diet, we're cheating.
>>49838346It's a mushroom
tony
md5: a0e0ad1eb6c297b1cad46caf2191e85b
๐
... I didn't get a cookie...
>>49838289Everyone loves you Merth!
Would you kiss a pretty lady for a million dollars?
>>49838839Which Touhou is the lady?
>>49838848Satori, sheโs a lady of a mansion
>>49838956Eh, she's too short and mindreaders are scary
>>49838848Not a touhou...but me O///w///O
>>49838986That's Miko's TRUE theme song.
Why are the Oreo cream different colors? Cream should be white, not green.
>>49839135Why isn't that Seija then the post would make sense
Mspaintanon is in the /v/ thread...
>>49839302there's a /v/hu thread?
I made a Seija in my hometown.
>>49839320A Deltarune thread
Youโre trapped in an elevator with someone trying to stab you to death, what thread personality do you trust to protect you?
>>49839355Marisissy so I can use them as a human shield
If im being stapped to death by futa remilia then you should leave me behind. I can take it.
let's talk about cosplayers again
>>49839449OK, what do you want to talk about?
>>49839532OK, talk about them
>>49839537reikocosplayer has the best ones
Mspaintanon just called us gay on /v/hu
Guys, MSPaintanon said he'll come back if we stop being gay
OK, looks like cosplayer discussion is BANNED
Fat hairy Keiki thoughts only
>>49838306I came for jackalman https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1072298&tags=Touhou
Mspaintanon trapped and betrayed yet again
eeehhhhh it's kinda small anon~
>>49840077No one says this.
>>49840113hehe~ it's like a little worm, anon~
This is why MSpaintanon doesn't come here
this is why obama doesn't post here
>>49840119Grower. Not shower.
>no one still has seen the gappy thread
ZELDA
DUKE ONKLED IS UNDER ATTACK BY THE EVIL FORCES OF GANNON
I'M GOING TO GAMELON TO AID HIM
>>49840376BUT FATHER WHAT IF SOMETHING HAPPENS TO YOU?
I'LL TAKE THE TRIFORCE OF COURAGE TO PROTECT ME
IF YOU DON'T HEAR FROM ME IN A MUNFF SEND LINK
>>49840404i am not a pony...
I got into a fight with my dad and I called him meirabroken fvvvvvvrk
>>49840683NOW WAIT A MINUTE JUAN NOOOOOO!!!
Juan no....
>>49840683Damn, you truly were broken, lil guy
Why does history likes repeating itself?
>>49840858God forbid a niche dying fandom like Homestuck has a place to hang out together while catalogues are already filled to the brim with sanctioned garbage and shit. Having one thread isn't going to destroy the board. It's just mods bullying people who are easy targets to bully, that's all that is.
Post Meirastuck that yatsubrap did
Hey Merth I haven't heard from you all day. I hope you're OK. We care about you. Draw nice things you love.
What would you do if I peed on your floor in front of you?
Don't listen to
>>49841232Merth draw yourself meeting Tooru
What 2hu do you think would deliberately pee on the floor in front of someone?
>>49841174It's not that bad...
Confession time
Merth and all the friends are the closest things I have as friends
>>49841333Why did yatsutraitor do this?
>>49841339Why Alice? I think her girlfriend Marisa would make more sense with her more delinquent personality (shoplifting, stealing books).
>>49841333>white ribbonNOT CANON
>>49841333That looks more like Merth's than Yatsubrapper's style...
>>49841521Merth wasn't even around when that one was made IIRC
Draw me like one of your french girls
>>49841534But Merth used to lurk.
The Great War between the Yatsukneelers and the Ballifiedheroes had been raging for years.
On one side stood the Yatsukneelers, a fierce clan of warriors known for their agility and stealth. Led by their powerful leader, Yatsubrap, they were determined to claim victory and restore peace to their land.
On the other side were the Ballifiedheroes, a group of brave and honorable fighters led by the mighty MeiraGOD. They were known for their strength and clever tactics, and were determined to protect their people from the Yatsukneelers' brutal attacks.
>>49841907and then the diapy nation attacked
the meiracord will discuss about this matter
WHERE THE FVARK IS EVERYONE
help me i feel scared and cold
mikosisters we need to fuck seiga in the ASS to restore the balance of the DAO
mikosisters my mom is kicking me out because I spent all of her life savings on estrogen and dildos :(
so true https://files.catbox.moe/k66ns1.mp4
>>49841161>homestuck more of a homestar guy
your discord server is no longer dying, it's dead~
>>49842985It does feel like these threads have been running on fumes for a while now
no one's talking about katsuranon...
>>49840524You are not fooling anyone Saki
>>49843021We're nearing Touhou 20 this weekend. This is the homestretch
>>49843315I sometimes feel like the only person with a decently sized folder of newhu images and clears of the demo.
Notable too is that Touhou's popularity poll is starting soon, running from August 15 to 29
https://toho-vote.info/
Given that it starts before FW's full release, I don't know if the cast will be retroactively added.
>>49843368I think they've stated they won't be retroactively adding the 4 newhus from FW
I want a hairy Touhou to mark me as her territory with her scent.
>>49843391Hairy touhous aren't animals
Except Kagerou i guess
Enoko has a built in razor on her at all times but you gave me the thought of her accidentally going snap on her bean and I felt genuine pain at the mere thought of it
>>49843119I don't talk about him but I do think about him. Who is he? What is his motivation?
i will find a woman to love me unconditionally
>>49843401>Hairy touhous aren't animalsThey are youkai though
And youkai are basically animals
Would you look up a cosplayerโs skirt?
>capcha:artdm
>>49843521(me) taking fat and hairy Keiki to the beach on a date
>>49843521Yukari's drinking problem embarrassing Ran and Chen
>>49843521How about those Fusus?
>>49843569Yaaay, Keiki! Thank you!
>>49843533So sad to see that Ran and Chen are boozecruisephobic
>>49843593Improved a few things
>>49843541I do not know which fusus you speak of
>>49843593>>49843599DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER
>>49841165Marisa... is flat as a pancake...
>>49841333wait...
>Homestuck was made in MSPaint>website was named MSPaintadventuresit wasn't yatsubrap that did it
it was 103!
>>49843622It was Merth, the sense of humor is similar to homosuck. He just wasn't an active drawfag back then.
I doubt Paintanon had a homosuck phase, I thought yatsutraitor did due to fitting with cutesy tumblr drawing styles back then.
>>49843655>I thought yatsutraitor did due to fitting with cutesy tumblr drawing styles back then.lol are you blind? It looks nothing like Yatsubrapper's work, she never does thick, vector-like lineart and very saturated colors like that.
>>49833385wtf is this game?
I've never watched homestuck
>>49843766Continue doing that
HEY MERTH Who's your favorite Spongebob character?
>>49843752That's just the homosuck style, he could've just filled in with Meira stuff
>>49843808This but Homestuck
>homoshit
this is no longer hell, it's purgatory
please tear off the plug jannies, I beg you
>>49843843You are no longer Meirabroken
You are Meirastuck
>>49843516No, I draw the line at frotting.
Give me something to doodle
>>49843868Sagumeme Ballz!
>>49843871You want me to doodle Meira stuck? Ok, hereโs a picture of Meira stuck.
>>49843868Fat hairy Keiki in naked apron
>>49843888Accidentally made her look sad
>>49843893Drawing hairy 2hus is hard because I forget to put them in positions that show their armpits
>>49843906Still cute, thanks!
I'll make /v/hu watch the new Homestuck cartoon
>>49843932the fucking WHAT
>>49843933Your name must be Patrick because you've been living under a rock
Paintstuck please contain yourself
>>49843933very merthcoded
https://youtu.be/Yl5x8jpiOsg?si=sEzq9xt4E-9IiZwF
HEY MERTH I'VE GOT A GOOD IDEA FOR THE ALICE FUSU
Anyone here have deformities? I think I have pectus excavatum (sunken chest)
>>49843951>vivzie>Merth artstyleDoomsday approaches.
the alice fusu will save /jp/hu
>>49843960I have an unnaturally big penis (pene gigante)
... How long does it normally take for Merth to say his "what"?
>>49843951Now I'm convinced Merth was the one that did Meirastuck
>>49843951>"Toby Fox voices John Egbert in a new Homestuck animation by Vivziepop" horrifying
>>49843951lmao it really is
Turns out Merth wasn't "we have Sr Pelo at home". He was "we have Homestuck at home" all along KEKYPOW!!!! XDDD
>>49843978>Directed by Shigasato Itoi
>>49843981>Misc. Character voices by Egoraptor
>>49843984>Characters inflated by Andrew Dobson
LET ME OUT OF THIS HELLHOLE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT HOMOSUCK
>>49844000Merth will save us
>>49844000Go to the /v/ thread
I don't even know what Homestick is
>>49844038Ok? So what? What's your point?
>>49844043Explain it to me like I'm Merth
>>49844050It's schizo rambling made by a mentally ill guy that god really popular with Earthbound fans and was one of the earliest true cancer fandoms (that wasn't furry or fetish related)
HEY MERTH please notice me I swear my Alice Fusu idea is really good please hear me out
>>49844065Sorry I'm playing Fire Emblem what's the idea about?
Aww, you think you'll ever actually get rid of me?
That's soo cute~.
I've been at this game longer than you've lived~.
>>49844080OK so the premise of the fusu was weird Alice right? Which goes into fanon a lot. So for her outfit what if you based it on her appearance in Bohemian Archive in Japanese Red where she has that really weird incident of nailing dolls and making curses and it's easily the weirdest Alice has ever been in canon. It fits the premise of a weird Alice and you could make a more canon-accurate Alice later if someone asks
I think it works really well and lets you get weird with Alice what do you think?
>>49843960I have only one testicle, naturally.
>>49844095The fusu itself is about fixing her while tolerating her weird autism. I already have Alice drawn though
Outsource the Alice fusu to mspaintanon
>>49844113Yeah but the outfit works so perfect for weird Alice it'd be so cool
If you drew her with short sleeves all you'd have to do is add the candles. And just imagine walking in on Alice nailing shit to trees there's your conversation starter!
>>49844119I drew her based on IaMP is that close enough
Which 2hu would be an useless cripple that is a detriment to society and has to live through parasocial relationships?
>>49844124That one is so similar to the Bohemian Alice you'd only have to do a few tweaks like remove the teeth from the red scarf and make the shawl thing more triangly and add the candles Merthhhhh
Trust me Merth I promise you this will be a good idea! I promise! You'll make it and you'll think "Oh that DID turn out well!"
You sound so fucking annoying
>>49844142What I need help on is making the weird sex pose because I don't know if I can sit down and seriously draw "tile patterns, SpongeBob AI music, reddit sex song, having her dolls watch while she controls them cheering both of you on" without laughing
>>49844142Shut up holy shit
>>49844151The candles would enhance the weirdness but that actually is a really good idea for that. Don't change those just tweak her outfit t the Bohemian one.
Also numbers stations that's another good weird fetish.
>>49844158Hey you shut up first
>>49844184Yeah but what am I gonna have her do? What's weird sex? Reverse bulldog I don't know if I could draw coherently and might be too degenerate for me. Upsidedown throatfuck? Is that weird enough?
I don't think this guy is serious anyway, too much redditspacing
Merth is being memed on
does anyone have the latest meira pasta
I heard it's aldente
>>49844193definitely yeah
Don't let this distract you from the fact that the shota Suzumi picture is still up
Yeah I think I'll respectfully decline the art change but thanks for the idea
>>49844190>Upsidedown throatfuck? Is that weird enough?No, that's too perverted, it should be weird not degenerate.
>>49844193>>49844200Neck yourselves
>>49844209This means we won't get a non-meme alice though...
The futa drought is unbelievable
>>49844213So do you know of any other weird sex positions?
Leave the aliceschizo alone
I'm not enabling any other waifufags, even if they're doing it ironically
Fusus are inherently waifufaggotry
Merth if you draw that I'll unsubscribe from your channel
>>49844251But it's your feet in her face
>>49844258I'd rather have her feet on my face. I'd clean her feet thoroughly first before letting her do that. I don't trust Alice with cleaning my feet because she could do it wrong and get sick when she starts slobbering them
>>49844274If you'd rather it then it's not weird enough for Alice to do. The point of a weird girl is to make you feel uncomfortable.
merth can you draw genji licking my feet
Toe sucking cowgirl it is then
HEY MERTH
What are you doing now?
(NotMerth)
I ate a McCrispy and a cheeseburger
I'm talking to parseecosplayer
>>49844320What did Parseecosplayer mean by this??
>>49844320Is he asking you for another fusu again? God damn.
>>49844326He's talking about toadlines while drunk
>>49844330More drunkposting? Post it NOW
Merth prefers a drunk cosplayer over us...
>>49844392What the FUCK did Parseecosplayer mean by this?
If I cosplayed your favorite 2hu would you rub my soft, sensitive feet? Even give it a pedicure?
>>49844392Are you even having a conversation or is he just spamming you with messages?
>>49844423We're talking that's just how he drunk texts
People use twitter dms to talk? I thought everyone uses Discord these days.
>>49844413Yes, but only if I cosplay as your favorite 2hu and we do that game where we lie down and press our soles together, just as a joke of course haha
>>49841333>>49841521I did not draw this btw my first /v/hu drawings were smooth not pixelated. Get caught up in the lore
>>49844462You look like the kind that would have enjoyed Homestuck
>>49844485just call him a faggot properly, it's much nicer that way
>>49844330>He's talking about toadlines while drunklmao what
>>49844554Parsee saw one stupid meme about Toadline shitbulls and on her drunk state lost it. I NEED PARSEE!!!
What 2hu would you kick in the pussy?
What 2hu would you kiss in the pussy?
which 2hu would hire a black masseur to help her "relax"
>>49844559That's unironically cute.
>>49844579Oh, I get it! You kick her, and then you gotta give her a kiss to make her feel better.
Maybe you can help him out?
>>49844392ummm... is Parsee ok with you leaking private DMs just like that???
>>49844669Why do you hate fun?
>>49844669If he's upset I'll apologize but this was really funny to not post
Why are you like this merth
CONFOUND THOSE DRAWBOYS OH HOW I HATE THEM
I HATE MERTH
I HATE PAINTSCHIZO
AND I HATE YATSUTRAITOR
THEY DRIVE ME TO DRINK
This is why Parseecosplayer no longer dm nudes anymore.
>>49844698He never did that
>>49844678Post more funny bits Merth, how did Toadline get into the conversation?
I can't believe merth's new girlfriend is tsundereanon... Parseecosplayer is just a third wheel...
>>49844727Pretty sure it's vice-versa
>>49844730But merth isn't gay
>>49844758How would it be gay?
>>49844764Sorry to inform you but it's still gay even if a guy is dressed up like a girl and I doubt he crossdresses in his everyday life so he just looks like a normal guy most of the time also he said he isn't gay and likes hairy women
>>49844780Maybe he looks like a girl naturally. And why is it every fucking namefag likes hairy women something is up there
>>49844808They all know each other
>>49844817And they just happen to all like hairy women? Or the love of hairy women just spreads contagiously?
>>49844808>>49844868stop noticing things
>>49844868They have a secret drawfag discord server, they all like hairy fat women and send pictures each other everyday
>>49844780>also he said he isn't gay and likes hairy womenTewimom and tsundereanon say the exact same thing and they're girls
"Hairy" is just the natural state of a woman, they're not really "hairy women" but instead "natural women." There's nothing weird or fetishy about simply enjoying someone's natural state without alterations from modern evil jew tech like laser hair removal. Men can run around without their shirts on, with hairy chests and their mantits out, run around with hairy carpet legs and hairy carpet backs, but a woman can't go a week without shaving her pits otherwise she's a social pariah? Fuck that. I hate that shit. All my homies hate that shit. Free the nipple? More like free the hairy female armpit. FREE THE NATURAL FEMALE ARMPIT!!!!
Now that the dust has settled, who was UN Owen?
>>49844916That thread got killed by meiraposter
>>49844915>evil jew techtsundereanon you can't say that
>>49844939merth you can't say that
the namefags have gone mad
>>49844968>mspaintanon, Tewimom, Tsundereanon and Merth are based and not afraid of saying the J and N wordsHow is that bad again?
>>49844978>on an anonymous imageboardhow brave. let's see them do that on their official accounts
>>49844915You should draw it to convince me more
HOW CAN I HELP YOU THREAD /JP/HU?
how dis parseecosplayer and merth meet in the first place?
Why did you stop caring about deltarune?
>>49845173This is homestuck territory now
>>49845173I got Memerune fatigue.
>>49845217So this is what Aerd has been up to
How is merth so charismatic and amicable when he's so plain?
>>49845242He's a romcom protagonist
>>49845151The same place you met him probably. Why don't the other drawfags ever know him? Or get cosplayers of their own?
>>49845242Because art = S O V L . That;s why even the shitscribblers are so charismatic despite barely saying anything.
>>49845251Yet you hate shotanon and aerd
>>49845247>Just being nice makes everyone think they are extremely charismatic Sounds about right
>>49845217Should have been me
I have no idea who these people are
Are they also namefags?
>>49845259If anything that reinforces my point, we see the ugly, terrifying soul via the art of these two. Especially aerd.
aerd definitely got raped during his army days and is what morphed into what he is today
one has to wonder what shotanon went through to draw what he does
>>49845305stfu tewihamplanet
>>49845308TewiMCU only hates 103gger tho
>>49845305That makes a lot of sense.
/v/hu the movie cast? I only know that Chris Pratt plays Merth.
Can't believe Merth fell off...
I've been drawing plenty of uhh... Meira balls
>>49845305More like aerd was doing the raping and his drawings are confessions, like how the BTK killer used to do.
>>49845450You underestimate how bullied fatsos get in the army
>>49844915Sorry Tewisasquatch but when I become president I will make it law for all women to shave around the world. Hairy women will be a thing of the past.
Merth's fetishes so far:
hairy arms
pegging
mpregnation
ntr
>>49845528You forgot fat catgirls
>>49845217This isnโt politically correct of me to say but. I donโt. See the problem here?
>power imbalanceThey did not know they were siblings
>ZOMG BABY WILL BE DE FORMED!!!Eugenics.
>IMAGINE EXPLAINING THAT TO YOUR KIDbetter to grow up awkward than dead. Theyโll probably be put up for adoption anyways.
>Foster care badTrue, but if theyโre getting adopted as a baby theyโre probably not going through foster care and a billion different houses. I think kids like that generally stick with one family.
>>49844939You're not the original Merthwalker...
What makes Merth charismatic?
>>49845504>30 minutes>no response/jp/hu has fallen
>>49845504Fig. 55
Kaguya
Meira
>>49845740Where are the balls?
>>49845328That's not true, don't believe every shitpost you read
>>49845793TewiDjibouti HATES
>103>Cosplayers>Lolicons>African Americans>Gays>Sexual Deviants>Jewish People>Razors>Marisissy>Homestuck>Nintendrones>Moids>Intolerance>Takanetoddler
Iโm a drawfag and I support Marisissy diaperposting
>>49845835Draw me killing you
>>49845943To understand them better
What if a 2hu kicked YOU in the pussy?
>>49846173There's like 4 people who can answer this itt.
>>49846202If you donโt have one then the 2hu will gladly give you one by kicking you in the groin until your balls fall out of your nutsack and your penis is pushed back into the body.
>>49846271I had worse things happen to my balls. A girl kicking me in the balls is nothing.
>>49846202Use your imagination. Most women havenโt experienced a full-force, intentional kick their either.
>>49845937What are these 3x3s?
>>49846343You claim to be a merth fan yet you don't recognize fire emblem when you see it
Shame on you
Hey merth
What gba fire emblem do you think is best?
Which should a noob start with?
>>49846173It'd be kinda painful like any kick would be ig
... Where is everyone? I missed the drunkpost...