Why not marry the Scarlet Mistress?

Because these threads are really getting old

>>49833595 (OP)
I think I'll marry her sister instead

>>49833595 (OP)
I want to marry her feet.

>>49833595 (OP)
I'll marry her for the alimony.

>>49833595 (OP)
She'd never marry the mansion's fairy husband, I'm filthy by her standards

>>49833595 (OP)
I would, but don't think I can get through changing her messy diapers without giving in to my desires and sniffing them. I could probably still marry her if Sakuya continued changing her, and possibly me as well.

>>49836385
Uhm... the Mistress does NOT wear diapers...
That's just a rumour.

>>49833595 (OP)
Why not? It has been a lifelong dream of mine to marry into money. The older the money, the better.

>>49835929
>I'm filthy by her standards
Are you sure about that?
She has no issue with goblins, which rank even lower than fairy maids

i'm a virgin at 25 because i'm italian.

>>49834123
You will get pneumonia in 2 seconds.

>>49833595 (OP)
she looks like a little girl and I'm not a pedo

>>49837966
I'm also a virgin at 25, but that's because I'm a fat autist who's an extreme introvert and has also struggled with a lifelong eating disorder that I can't find a solution for.

>>49837966
Trick?

>>49838046
Proof>?

>>49833595 (OP)
Because I can't compete with futa Sakuya when it comes to sexually satisfying her

SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>49837926
Well I suppose I can add vampire husbandry to my job title, she'll have to be the one to explain to the maids that they'll have less time with me though! I'm lousy at telling them no...

Some NEET here should draw Remi and Flan in Translvania and Whitby (not me)

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/133711573
upload it weebs

I just view her as a friend

>>49847095
(with benefits)

>>49833595 (OP)
I have the personality of a wall and the charisma of a shoe. I could never attract her, it is not just happening.

>>49847246
>charisma of a shoe
then you must let Remi put her feet on you