Thread 49833595

Why not marry the Scarlet Mistress?

Because these threads are really getting old

>>49833595 (OP)
I think I'll marry her sister instead

>>49833595 (OP)
I want to marry her feet.

>>49833595 (OP)
I'll marry her for the alimony.

>>49833595 (OP)
She'd never marry the mansion's fairy husband, I'm filthy by her standards

>>49833595 (OP)
I would, but don't think I can get through changing her messy diapers without giving in to my desires and sniffing them. I could probably still marry her if Sakuya continued changing her, and possibly me as well.

>>49836385
Uhm... the Mistress does NOT wear diapers...
That's just a rumour.

>>49833595 (OP)
Why not? It has been a lifelong dream of mine to marry into money. The older the money, the better.

>>49835929
>I'm filthy by her standards
Are you sure about that?
She has no issue with goblins, which rank even lower than fairy maids

i'm a virgin at 25 because i'm italian.

>>49834123
You will get pneumonia in 2 seconds.

>>49833595 (OP)
she looks like a little girl and I'm not a pedo

>>49837966
I'm also a virgin at 25, but that's because I'm a fat autist who's an extreme introvert and has also struggled with a lifelong eating disorder that I can't find a solution for.

>>49837966
Trick?

>>49838046
Proof>?

>>49833595 (OP)
Because I can't compete with futa Sakuya when it comes to sexually satisfying her

SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>49837926
Well I suppose I can add vampire husbandry to my job title, she'll have to be the one to explain to the maids that they'll have less time with me though! I'm lousy at telling them no...

Some NEET here should draw Remi and Flan in Translvania and Whitby (not me)

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/133711573
upload it weebs

I just view her as a friend

>>49847095
(with benefits)

>>49833595 (OP)
I have the personality of a wall and the charisma of a shoe. I could never attract her, it is not just happening.

>>49847246
>charisma of a shoe
then you must let Remi put her feet on you

>>49847095
I just want a Patchouli-like relationship with her where I basically live there just to hang out full time.

>>49833595 (OP)
I'll do it. I'll marry the mistress.

>>49833595 (OP)
I'm way too ugly and gross to anywhere near her presence

>>49847246
Must be one heck of a shoe, because I think you're great.

Teasing the Mistress for wearing diapers! Patting her diaper-padded butt to embarrass her!

I dont think she would like me

My mistress is this cute!

>>49847095
Why does the consensual blood giving feel so intimate

>>49859807
imagine how sweaty her feet get under there

>>49856975
Nonsense, the fairies will take you

>>49859831
Probably because it is

>>49864101
Them's the rules.

my proud yorkshire wife remilia

>>49864107
If it turned out I was not a virgin then does it burn her?

>>49864203
she FRENCH

>>49864359
Maybe on planet retard.

>>49865867
The chain of reading.

>>49864359
She can be French and from Yorkshire. After all, it would fit her aristocratic status.

I'm not going to say it again

I wanna feed her my blood.

She's made the trip to the outside world. All to marry you, anon!

dont cry little remi

>>49877559
I wish Remi was real so I could pinch her cheek

>>49877559
I'm wish Remi wasnt real because now she'll pinch my cheek

post remi with gloves!!

>>49873645
Well we're going to have to go back because I am not living here over her classically decorated manor.

you need to inhale it

shits her diaper

What would you guys do with your very own pocket-sized Remi?

>>49890559
how do i make her full size?

>>49890559
Toss her up in the air and watch her fly around

>>49890559
how many calories?

>>49890559
how stretchy is she

>>49896272
If I eat this will I gain the powers of a vampire?

>>49896272
Which of you bastards has been teleporting bread?!

>>49865867
Cute lesbians.

>>49897219
Sakuya giving Remi a reacharound under the table.

>>49896272
FUCKYOU

>>49898570
So evil..

Remimi wears cute puffy Pichuuns and every now and then she makes oopsie-poopsies in them and I want to change her.

Remi's beautiful and odorless armpits!

>>49915940
would the people with lungs infected by her pit smell get along with the feet inhalers?

>>49915985
He clearly said they were odorless.

>>49916523
Remi funded propaganda. Don't believe

>>49864359
Norman.

>>49833595 (OP)
Was her nationality ever confirmed?

>>49916970
>can read English
>Flandre's name is French, her name is a variant of a Latin derived name as well
>Her and Flandre's weapons are named after weapons in Norse mythology
Norman nobility

>>49916966
does she enjoy feeding on pale north french blood or the mediterranean ones in the south?

>>49916978
As the Angles, the Normans, and their Norse ancestors can all agree, the suffering of the Irish is the most nourishing and delicious.

>>49916984
Will she use me as prey too? (i greek)

>>49916977
I always thought she was British not just because of being able to read English but also because of ZUN’s boner for bongshit at the time like Flandre’s Agatha Christie references and Sakuya’s Jack the Ripper connection. The SDM looks more like a traditional English mansion to me too. Well, the Normans did settle in England for a while, but I thought she was just a bong. More likely she’s just vaguely Western European though.

>>49916991
10 little niggers

>>49916991
>Well, the Normans did settle in England for a while
For a while meaning from 1066 until the present day, making up the near totality of the noble classes, uh yeah.

The names align with them being Norman, being nobility aligns with them being Norman, and the Norse weapons also align with being Norman (as the Normans were of course descended directly from Norse settlers in France).

>>49917098
i want to join Remi as she puts her sweaty white norman feet in a french pond.

>>49917125
want something else

>>49917161
for her to find out you like vampire children?

>>49917161
her shitty diaper smeared all over my mouth!

>>49917164
She likes men better that way

>>49922607
She likes women actually. Yurisokyo!

>>49834117
I think I'll marry both of them

>>49834117
I'll claim the head maid for myself then

Ojou-sama got #6, one up from last year! At this pace it's only a matter of time before she reaches #1!

Cucked by Flan again lol

>>49936467
Seethe Reminigger

>>49936464
Flan went down this year. People are waking up to who the better lolipire is.

>>49936464
I wish!

>>49939390
Flan would never do that to the sister she loves so much.

Stop trying to pin the sisters against each other!

will i get bullied for being itaian

>>49917161
To touch her wings.

>>49847095
remilia you can have some blood if you want but can you please get your demonic bat wing claw off of me, it's kinda creeping me out

Remilia vs Flan civil war fought by their fans, who has the stronger fans?

>>49940114
>demonic bat wing claw
Fool, that's the best part! Don't tell me you wouldn't want her to wrap her wings around you.

I wish she'd stop laying waste to human settlements and their puny mortal lungs by taking off her shoes.

>>49833595 (OP)
I only like working class women.

>>49940251
I have contracted a fatal respiratory illness

>>49936480
So why Remilia is not top 3?

>>49944795
They are waking up but are not yet fully awoken.

>>49945528
Are you really sure about it? I mean I hope so but consult the chart.

>>49948418
What happened between vote 9 and 10? Where did we go wrong, Remiliabros?

>>49948418
I don't know, I was just saying that because it sounded like it would be true...

>>49949657
the lorebomb nobody asked about

>>49950834
What lore dropped?

For context, Touhou Vote 9 was in 2012, 10 in 2014.

>>49952890
it's been that long?

helping remi with her stretches

>>49960078
how do her wing claws feel?

>>49960088
pretty okay i guess

>>49960073
Yeah, somehow it took two years to make people like Flandre more than Remilia

>>49962218
Flan has alway been more popular

>>49960078
>>49960107
Thanks for posting, great new Remi artist I've never seen before

this is what remilia deserves

Swimsuit Remi

>>49966405
Urban Remi

smug remi

Bathing Remi

comfy Remi

Mommy Remi!

remi starting her day

>>49972699
remi ending her day

Why is she crying? Who made Remilia cry?

>>49973661
The sun and thus indirectly the dastardly shrine maiden that did not let her cover Gensokyo in red mist.

remember to provide to your remilia an umbrella

>>49975768
And a pair of her favorite brand in case she's out and about when she needs to drop the big one.

>>49977670
faggots like you is why i prefer to talk about remilia on /a/ instead of this sorry place

Tonight was a blood moon over Europe. Whether you believe Remilia is from France or the UK, tonight was her day.

>>49978361
>sharp toenails
HNNNNNNNGH!

>>49833595 (OP)
I will prolly sound cliche af but I'd go for Remilia. I dig that vision of synergy with her as a human since she's in need of those blood doses (I'm type 0 so I'm a perfect donor). That's all there is to it. I'd fancy her swim suit version like in this art since I'm a man of culture and I'm keen on loooong walks with her during the sunset. I'd also enjoy her bites on my shoulder during sexual intercourses. I'm a sucker for vampire princess ladies.

>>49978361
i wonder if this shows the vampiric origins of Remi since she has two marks on her neck

Why not marry the Scarlet Mistress' maid instead??

>>49975768
Such bullshit that it's not socially acceptable for men to shield themselves from the oppressive rays of the sun.

>>49978361
There was no such moon here but I still went out for a nice 3am walk due to the moon being nice and bright. Unfortunately it was a little cloudy but otherwise nice.

>>49979580
how about shielding someone?

She's so beautiful. She's perfect in every way.

true

hello?

There there Remi, don't cry now

>>49997892
The mistress does not enjoy being ignored

I wanna let Remi feed off my blood. Imagine how intimate that would be

>>50000065
i passed out during my blood test so probably not good

>>50000065
and your blood type is?

>>50000230
She's a light eater so you'll be fine. Stop making up excuses.

>>50000689
I did because I flipped out when i saw it leaving my arm not because of the amount they took. She probably just see humans as food

>>49833595 (OP)
>Why not marry the Scarlet Mistress?
She's not going to suck me the way i'm thinking of

pancakes > blood

>>50007856
Remi can't bite my dick and suck pancakes out of it.

>>50008676
not with that attitude