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Anonymous No.49833595 [Report] >>49834117 >>49834123 >>49834129 >>49835929 >>49836385 >>49837870 >>49838013 >>49843181 >>49847246 >>49853949 >>49856794 >>49856975 >>49888246 >>49916970 >>49940364 >>49979437 >>50001824
Remilia Scarlet
Why not marry the Scarlet Mistress?
Anonymous No.49833598 [Report]
Because these threads are really getting old
Anonymous No.49834117 [Report] >>49930889 >>49931540
>>49833595 (OP)
I think I'll marry her sister instead
Anonymous No.49834123 [Report] >>49838002
>>49833595 (OP)
I want to marry her feet.
Anonymous No.49834129 [Report]
>>49833595 (OP)
I'll marry her for the alimony.
Anonymous No.49834656 [Report]
Anonymous No.49835929 [Report] >>49837926
>>49833595 (OP)
She'd never marry the mansion's fairy husband, I'm filthy by her standards
Anonymous No.49836385 [Report] >>49837840
>>49833595 (OP)
I would, but don't think I can get through changing her messy diapers without giving in to my desires and sniffing them. I could probably still marry her if Sakuya continued changing her, and possibly me as well.
Anonymous No.49837840 [Report]
>>49836385
Uhm... the Mistress does NOT wear diapers...
That's just a rumour.
Anonymous No.49837870 [Report]
>>49833595 (OP)
Why not? It has been a lifelong dream of mine to marry into money. The older the money, the better.
Anonymous No.49837926 [Report] >>49843497
>>49835929
>I'm filthy by her standards
Are you sure about that?
She has no issue with goblins, which rank even lower than fairy maids
staten island No.49837966 [Report] >>49838035 >>49838046
i'm a virgin at 25 because i'm italian.
Anonymous No.49838002 [Report]
>>49834123
You will get pneumonia in 2 seconds.
Anonymous No.49838013 [Report]
>>49833595 (OP)
she looks like a little girl and I'm not a pedo
Anonymous No.49838035 [Report]
>>49837966
I'm also a virgin at 25, but that's because I'm a fat autist who's an extreme introvert and has also struggled with a lifelong eating disorder that I can't find a solution for.
Anonymous No.49838046 [Report] >>49838054
>>49837966
Trick?
Anonymous No.49838054 [Report]
>>49838046
Proof>?
Anonymous No.49843181 [Report]
>>49833595 (OP)
Because I can't compete with futa Sakuya when it comes to sexually satisfying her
Anonymous No.49843494 [Report]
SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Anonymous No.49843497 [Report]
>>49837926
Well I suppose I can add vampire husbandry to my job title, she'll have to be the one to explain to the maids that they'll have less time with me though! I'm lousy at telling them no...
Anonymous No.49845928 [Report]
Some NEET here should draw Remi and Flan in Translvania and Whitby (not me)
Anonymous No.49847049 [Report]
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/133711573
upload it weebs
Anonymous No.49847095 [Report] >>49847097 >>49854661 >>49859831 >>49940114
I just view her as a friend
Anonymous No.49847097 [Report]
>>49847095
(with benefits)
Anonymous No.49847246 [Report] >>49847342 >>49857028
>>49833595 (OP)
I have the personality of a wall and the charisma of a shoe. I could never attract her, it is not just happening.
Anonymous No.49847342 [Report]
>>49847246
>charisma of a shoe
then you must let Remi put her feet on you
Anonymous No.49853949 [Report]
>>49833595 (OP)
Anonymous No.49854661 [Report]
>>49847095
I just want a Patchouli-like relationship with her where I basically live there just to hang out full time.
Anonymous No.49856794 [Report]
>>49833595 (OP)
I'll do it. I'll marry the mistress.
Anonymous No.49856975 [Report] >>49860710
>>49833595 (OP)
I'm way too ugly and gross to anywhere near her presence
Anonymous No.49857028 [Report]
>>49847246
Must be one heck of a shoe, because I think you're great.
Anonymous No.49857301 [Report]
Anonymous No.49858281 [Report]
Teasing the Mistress for wearing diapers! Patting her diaper-padded butt to embarrass her!
Anonymous No.49859157 [Report]
I dont think she would like me
Anonymous No.49859807 [Report] >>49860658
My mistress is this cute!
Anonymous No.49859831 [Report] >>49862267
>>49847095
Why does the consensual blood giving feel so intimate
Anonymous No.49860658 [Report] >>49862461
>>49859807
imagine how sweaty her feet get under there
Anonymous No.49860710 [Report]
>>49856975
Nonsense, the fairies will take you
Anonymous No.49862267 [Report]
>>49859831
Probably because it is
Anonymous No.49862461 [Report]
>>49860658
Anonymous No.49864101 [Report] >>49864107
Anonymous No.49864107 [Report] >>49864228
>>49864101
Them's the rules.
Anonymous No.49864203 [Report] >>49864359
my proud yorkshire wife remilia
Anonymous No.49864228 [Report]
>>49864107
If it turned out I was not a virgin then does it burn her?
Anonymous No.49864359 [Report] >>49864375 >>49868588 >>49916966
>>49864203
she FRENCH
Anonymous No.49864375 [Report]
>>49864359
Maybe on planet retard.
Anonymous No.49865867 [Report] >>49868058 >>49897219
Anonymous No.49868058 [Report]
>>49865867
The chain of reading.
Anonymous No.49868588 [Report]
>>49864359
She can be French and from Yorkshire. After all, it would fit her aristocratic status.
Anonymous No.49869586 [Report]
I'm not going to say it again
Anonymous No.49872196 [Report]
I wanna feed her my blood.
Anonymous No.49873645 [Report] >>49887602
She's made the trip to the outside world. All to marry you, anon!
Anonymous No.49877559 [Report] >>49881580 >>49882226
dont cry little remi
Anonymous No.49881580 [Report]
>>49877559
I wish Remi was real so I could pinch her cheek
Anonymous No.49882226 [Report]
>>49877559
I'm wish Remi wasnt real because now she'll pinch my cheek
Anonymous No.49887408 [Report]
post remi with gloves!!
Anonymous No.49887602 [Report]
>>49873645
Well we're going to have to go back because I am not living here over her classically decorated manor.
Anonymous No.49888130 [Report]
you need to inhale it
Anonymous No.49888246 [Report]
>>49833595 (OP)
Anonymous No.49888255 [Report] >>49892041
shits her diaper
Anonymous No.49890028 [Report]
Anonymous No.49890559 [Report] >>49892073 >>49892167 >>49892627 >>49892701 >>49896272
What would you guys do with your very own pocket-sized Remi?
Anonymous No.49892041 [Report]
>>49888255
Anonymous No.49892073 [Report]
>>49890559
how do i make her full size?
Anonymous No.49892167 [Report]
>>49890559
Toss her up in the air and watch her fly around
Anonymous No.49892627 [Report]
>>49890559
how many calories?
Anonymous No.49892701 [Report]
>>49890559
how stretchy is she
Anonymous No.49896272 [Report] >>49896548 >>49896581 >>49897429
>>49890559
Anonymous No.49896548 [Report]
>>49896272
If I eat this will I gain the powers of a vampire?
Anonymous No.49896581 [Report]
>>49896272
Which of you bastards has been teleporting bread?!
Anonymous No.49897219 [Report] >>49897377
>>49865867
Cute lesbians.
Anonymous No.49897377 [Report]
>>49897219
Sakuya giving Remi a reacharound under the table.
Anonymous No.49897429 [Report]
>>49896272
FUCKYOU
Anonymous No.49898570 [Report] >>49904870
Anonymous No.49904870 [Report]
>>49898570
So evil..
Anonymous No.49909238 [Report]
Anonymous No.49909802 [Report]
Remimi wears cute puffy Pichuuns and every now and then she makes oopsie-poopsies in them and I want to change her.
Anonymous No.49915940 [Report] >>49915985
Remi's beautiful and odorless armpits!
Anonymous No.49915985 [Report] >>49916523
>>49915940
would the people with lungs infected by her pit smell get along with the feet inhalers?
Anonymous No.49916523 [Report] >>49916527
>>49915985
He clearly said they were odorless.
Anonymous No.49916527 [Report]
>>49916523
Remi funded propaganda. Don't believe
Anonymous No.49916966 [Report] >>49916978
>>49864359
Norman.
Anonymous No.49916970 [Report] >>49916977
>>49833595 (OP)
Was her nationality ever confirmed?
Anonymous No.49916977 [Report] >>49916991
>>49916970
>can read English
>Flandre's name is French, her name is a variant of a Latin derived name as well
>Her and Flandre's weapons are named after weapons in Norse mythology
Norman nobility
Anonymous No.49916978 [Report] >>49916984
>>49916966
does she enjoy feeding on pale north french blood or the mediterranean ones in the south?
Anonymous No.49916984 [Report] >>49916986
>>49916978
As the Angles, the Normans, and their Norse ancestors can all agree, the suffering of the Irish is the most nourishing and delicious.
Anonymous No.49916986 [Report]
>>49916984
Will she use me as prey too? (i greek)
Anonymous No.49916991 [Report] >>49916992 >>49917098
>>49916977
I always thought she was British not just because of being able to read English but also because of ZUN’s boner for bongshit at the time like Flandre’s Agatha Christie references and Sakuya’s Jack the Ripper connection. The SDM looks more like a traditional English mansion to me too. Well, the Normans did settle in England for a while, but I thought she was just a bong. More likely she’s just vaguely Western European though.
Anonymous No.49916992 [Report]
>>49916991
10 little niggers
Anonymous No.49917098 [Report] >>49917125
>>49916991
>Well, the Normans did settle in England for a while
For a while meaning from 1066 until the present day, making up the near totality of the noble classes, uh yeah.

The names align with them being Norman, being nobility aligns with them being Norman, and the Norse weapons also align with being Norman (as the Normans were of course descended directly from Norse settlers in France).
Anonymous No.49917125 [Report] >>49917161
>>49917098
i want to join Remi as she puts her sweaty white norman feet in a french pond.
Anonymous No.49917161 [Report] >>49917164 >>49921641 >>49939963
>>49917125
want something else
Anonymous No.49917164 [Report] >>49922607
>>49917161
for her to find out you like vampire children?
Anonymous No.49921641 [Report]
>>49917161
her shitty diaper smeared all over my mouth!
Anonymous No.49921997 [Report]
Anonymous No.49922607 [Report] >>49922622
>>49917164
She likes men better that way
Anonymous No.49922622 [Report]
>>49922607
She likes women actually. Yurisokyo!
Anonymous No.49930889 [Report]
>>49834117
I think I'll marry both of them
Anonymous No.49931540 [Report]
>>49834117
I'll claim the head maid for myself then
Anonymous No.49936433 [Report]
Ojou-sama got #6, one up from last year! At this pace it's only a matter of time before she reaches #1!
Anonymous No.49936464 [Report] >>49936480 >>49939390
Cucked by Flan again lol
Anonymous No.49936473 [Report]
>>49936467
Seethe Reminigger
Anonymous No.49936480 [Report] >>49944795
>>49936464
Flan went down this year. People are waking up to who the better lolipire is.
Anonymous No.49939390 [Report] >>49939540
>>49936464
I wish!
Anonymous No.49939540 [Report]
>>49939390
Flan would never do that to the sister she loves so much.
Anonymous No.49939951 [Report]
Stop trying to pin the sisters against each other!
Anonymous No.49939961 [Report]
will i get bullied for being itaian
Anonymous No.49939963 [Report]
>>49917161
To touch her wings.
Anonymous No.49940114 [Report] >>49940236
>>49847095
remilia you can have some blood if you want but can you please get your demonic bat wing claw off of me, it's kinda creeping me out
Anonymous No.49940138 [Report]
Remilia vs Flan civil war fought by their fans, who has the stronger fans?
Anonymous No.49940236 [Report]
>>49940114
>demonic bat wing claw
Fool, that's the best part! Don't tell me you wouldn't want her to wrap her wings around you.
Anonymous No.49940251 [Report] >>49940754
I wish she'd stop laying waste to human settlements and their puny mortal lungs by taking off her shoes.
Anonymous No.49940364 [Report]
>>49833595 (OP)
I only like working class women.
Anonymous No.49940754 [Report]
>>49940251
I have contracted a fatal respiratory illness
Anonymous No.49944795 [Report] >>49945528
>>49936480
So why Remilia is not top 3?
Anonymous No.49945528 [Report] >>49948418
>>49944795
They are waking up but are not yet fully awoken.
Anonymous No.49948418 [Report] >>49949657 >>49950343
>>49945528
Are you really sure about it? I mean I hope so but consult the chart.
Anonymous No.49949657 [Report] >>49950834
>>49948418
What happened between vote 9 and 10? Where did we go wrong, Remiliabros?
Anonymous No.49950343 [Report]
>>49948418
I don't know, I was just saying that because it sounded like it would be true...
Anonymous No.49950834 [Report] >>49950949
>>49949657
the lorebomb nobody asked about
Anonymous No.49950949 [Report]
>>49950834
What lore dropped?
Anonymous No.49952890 [Report] >>49960073
For context, Touhou Vote 9 was in 2012, 10 in 2014.
Anonymous No.49960073 [Report] >>49962218
>>49952890
it's been that long?
Anonymous No.49960078 [Report] >>49960088 >>49964162
helping remi with her stretches
Anonymous No.49960088 [Report] >>49960107
>>49960078
how do her wing claws feel?
Anonymous No.49960107 [Report] >>49960114 >>49964162
>>49960088
pretty okay i guess
Anonymous No.49960114 [Report]
>>49960107
Anonymous No.49962218 [Report] >>49964054
>>49960073
Yeah, somehow it took two years to make people like Flandre more than Remilia
Anonymous No.49964054 [Report]
>>49962218
Flan has alway been more popular
Anonymous No.49964162 [Report]
>>49960078
>>49960107
Thanks for posting, great new Remi artist I've never seen before
Anonymous No.49965819 [Report]
this is what remilia deserves
Anonymous No.49966405 [Report] >>49966420
Swimsuit Remi
Anonymous No.49966420 [Report]
>>49966405
Urban Remi
Anonymous No.49968979 [Report]
smug remi
Anonymous No.49969113 [Report]
Bathing Remi
Anonymous No.49969216 [Report]
comfy Remi
Anonymous No.49969277 [Report]
Mommy Remi!
Anonymous No.49972699 [Report] >>49972727
remi starting her day
Anonymous No.49972727 [Report]
>>49972699
remi ending her day
Anonymous No.49973661 [Report] >>49973835
Why is she crying? Who made Remilia cry?
Anonymous No.49973835 [Report]
>>49973661
The sun and thus indirectly the dastardly shrine maiden that did not let her cover Gensokyo in red mist.
Anonymous No.49975768 [Report] >>49977670 >>49979580
remember to provide to your remilia an umbrella
Anonymous No.49977670 [Report] >>49977907
>>49975768
And a pair of her favorite brand in case she's out and about when she needs to drop the big one.
Anonymous No.49977907 [Report]
>>49977670
faggots like you is why i prefer to talk about remilia on /a/ instead of this sorry place
Anonymous No.49978361 [Report] >>49978993 >>49979447 >>49979599
Tonight was a blood moon over Europe. Whether you believe Remilia is from France or the UK, tonight was her day.
Anonymous No.49978993 [Report]
>>49978361
>sharp toenails
HNNNNNNNGH!
Anonymous No.49979437 [Report]
>>49833595 (OP)
I will prolly sound cliche af but I'd go for Remilia. I dig that vision of synergy with her as a human since she's in need of those blood doses (I'm type 0 so I'm a perfect donor). That's all there is to it. I'd fancy her swim suit version like in this art since I'm a man of culture and I'm keen on loooong walks with her during the sunset. I'd also enjoy her bites on my shoulder during sexual intercourses. I'm a sucker for vampire princess ladies.
Anonymous No.49979447 [Report]
>>49978361
i wonder if this shows the vampiric origins of Remi since she has two marks on her neck
Anonymous No.49979516 [Report]
Why not marry the Scarlet Mistress' maid instead??
Anonymous No.49979580 [Report] >>49980292
>>49975768
Such bullshit that it's not socially acceptable for men to shield themselves from the oppressive rays of the sun.
Anonymous No.49979599 [Report]
>>49978361
There was no such moon here but I still went out for a nice 3am walk due to the moon being nice and bright. Unfortunately it was a little cloudy but otherwise nice.
Anonymous No.49980292 [Report]
>>49979580
how about shielding someone?
Anonymous No.49986480 [Report]
She's so beautiful. She's perfect in every way.
Anonymous No.49990040 [Report]
true
Anonymous No.49993380 [Report]
Anonymous No.49997892 [Report] >>49999862
hello?
Anonymous No.49998497 [Report]
There there Remi, don't cry now
Anonymous No.49999862 [Report]
>>49997892
The mistress does not enjoy being ignored
Anonymous No.50000065 [Report] >>50000230 >>50000303
I wanna let Remi feed off my blood. Imagine how intimate that would be
Anonymous No.50000230 [Report] >>50000689
>>50000065
i passed out during my blood test so probably not good
Anonymous No.50000303 [Report]
>>50000065
and your blood type is?
Anonymous No.50000689 [Report] >>50000699
>>50000230
She's a light eater so you'll be fine. Stop making up excuses.
Anonymous No.50000699 [Report]
>>50000689
I did because I flipped out when i saw it leaving my arm not because of the amount they took. She probably just see humans as food
Anonymous No.50001824 [Report]
>>49833595 (OP)
>Why not marry the Scarlet Mistress?
She's not going to suck me the way i'm thinking of
Anonymous No.50007856 [Report] >>50008676
pancakes > blood
Anonymous No.50008676 [Report] >>50010606
>>50007856
Remi can't bite my dick and suck pancakes out of it.
Anonymous No.50010606 [Report]
>>50008676
not with that attitude