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Anonymous No.50006055 [Report] >>50006058 >>50006231 >>50007014 >>50007031 >>50008481 >>50039054
Total Kaguya-hime victory!
Erin abandoned the moon and Yorihime and Toyohime for Kaguya.

Kaguya was so beautiful that she had multiple suitors including five nobles who wanted to marry her and she was so tired of saying no to all of them she created five impossible tasks, agreeing to marry the noble who can bring her the item specified for him: the stone begging bowl of the Buddha, a jeweled branch from the mythical island of Hōrai, a robe of fire rat skins, a colored jewel from a dragon's neck, and a cowry shell born from a swallow. She turned them all down including that smelly hobo Fujiwara no Mokou's dad Kuramochi no Miko who got humiliated by Kaguya when he tried to present fake items of her impossible quests and she call him out on his bullshit which in turned caused Mokou to go crazy because she wouldn't let her dad smash.

On the other hand Konohanasakuya-hime and her sister Iwanaga-hime were just both givin away to marry some guy and instead of taking both he sent Iwanaga-hime away because he didn't like the way she looked and her boobs were too big to his liking

She's still a pure maiden
Anonymous No.50006058 [Report]
>>50006055 (OP)
Retarded whore
Anonymous No.50006231 [Report]
>>50006055 (OP)
I bet she doesn't know how to file her taxes and makes the rabbits do it. Dumb tax evading moonie.
Anonymous No.50006779 [Report] >>50030200
>told faggot Lunarians men to go fuck themselves because she doesn't like fags
My hero!
Anonymous No.50007014 [Report]
>>50006055 (OP)
Canonically a lesbian in a homorelationship with Mokou!
Anonymous No.50007031 [Report] >>50007719
>>50006055 (OP)
Sex
Anonymous No.50007719 [Report]
>>50007031
you don't have a chance at all with kaguya
Anonymous No.50008481 [Report] >>50012989
>>50006055 (OP)
Anonymous No.50011146 [Report] >>50013130
She's still a pure maiden because her hymen regenerates lmao, that's cheating
Anonymous No.50011255 [Report]
I prefer fire hobo women.
Anonymous No.50012041 [Report] >>50012878
She isn't a neet either. Gets her kicks by going to the human village and teasing and beating the shit out of some homeless lady.
Anonymous No.50012878 [Report] >>50013369
>>50012041
Being a neet isn't the same as being as shut in.
Anonymous No.50012989 [Report] >>50039023
>>50008481
With a chest and thighs that big, it's no wonder she is considered impure.
Anonymous No.50013130 [Report]
>>50011146
That or she can take them up her smelly ass.
Anonymous No.50013369 [Report] >>50013381
>>50012878
Kaguya is tge Princess of Eientei. Kaguya is as much of a neet as the King of England or an Hospital owner is.
Anonymous No.50013381 [Report] >>50013387
>>50013369
She might have the title of princess but she obviously has no administrative or ceremonial duties in the mansion. She was using her power to keep things eternal but she doesn't even do that these days.
Anonymous No.50013387 [Report] >>50016205 >>50023122 >>50030186
>>50013381
According to CDS she is responsible for Eientei's defensive system
Anonymous No.50016205 [Report]
>>50013387
Taking credit for all the hard work the rabbits do, typical of the so called elite.
Anonymous No.50023122 [Report]
>>50013387
cool?
Anonymous No.50030186 [Report]
>>50013387
No wonder everyone gets through
Anonymous No.50030200 [Report] >>50030939
>>50006779
Anon...she IS lunarian
Anonymous No.50030939 [Report]
>>50030200
Doesn't count; she's one of the good ones.
Anonymous No.50039023 [Report]
>>50012989
False. Lady Toyohime's tits are bigger, and she's one of the purest beings currently known.
Anonymous No.50039054 [Report]
>>50006055 (OP)
>She's still a pure maiden
That's certainly a diplomatic way to phrase it.