Thread 50179595

/jp/hu rhymes with Eiki hood

hju hi
i need food

>>50179595 (OP)
I was ready to make a new one when the /v/ one gets inevitably deleted you fool

What happened?

>>50179738
nothing yet really

Rinnosuke

What happened to the last thread? Did Narukoposter show her tits again?

>>50180256
It was an extra thread created simply because the last one hit image limit prematurely and unceremoniously and, since it wasn't at the bottom and practically dead quite yet, the janny pruned it as he's also done before when (touhou) threads gets spammed.

>>50180268
Should we make an offering to appease the janny gods?

having sex rn.

>>50180418
Offerings? PAH, trivial towards the entities that would rather ignore than assist and unnecessarily welcoming towards unwanted agents at best.
What we NEED to do is make our own janny golem with the right kind of attitude using youkai magic and get him to eventually kill and replace the current one! That'll solve things I think.

You quote Blazblue ONE TIME and then this happens

And we were doing so good

Welcome Back, Campers.

Welcum Back,
Pampers.

If you guys were there watching then why were you not posting...

>>50181249
why would I post on /v/?

>>50181244
Marisissy what are the best and worst diaper brands? I haven't needed them in a long time so I don't know.

>>50181257
you aren't a REAL marisissy if you can't answer this correctly...

Would you kiss a /jp/hu girl's (male) feet?

the futa stink filling my lungs is unbearable

>>50181272
I thought it was the drought that was unbearable?

If the knight from DELTARUNE was an extra boss in Touhou how would you say their difficulty compares to other extra bosses?

>>50181291
about Offtopic Garbage/10

>>50179595 (OP)
ZAMN the wages of the populace goes to SHITTED edits, genocide of children, human/drug trafficking and THIS (epic memes of pop culture to attract low IQ individuals to your conditioning chamber)?! Thank you my glownigger discordgroomer 'friends'

>>50181291
Hecatia would wipe the floor with that thing

>>50181291
Mspaintanon...

hmmmmmmmm digimon or something

>>50181309
I'm starting to think it actually is him

>>50181330
what have you done to her seventh and eighth legs?

Tengo un problema y es que a veces me molesta que mi novio piense que todos los femboys son iguales a el de femboy romante como se diga eso y lo peor es que ve rule 34 de tomoko de watamote la verdad ya me está empezando a dar asco sus actitudes y lo peor es que me está siendo infiel con otros más, la otra vez me dijo que estaba haciendo """"""" tarea""""""" y estaba 3 horas conectado / I have a problem and it is that sometimes it bothers me that my boyfriend thinks that all femboys are the same as the romantic femboy, however you say that and the worst thing is that he watches rule 34 by tomoko from watamote, the truth is that his attitudes are starting to disgust me and the worst thing is that he is being unfaithful to me with others, the other time he told me that heY8Sh1

>>50181352
...what???

>>50181336
fucking fat
now draw the other three bughus alongside her

>>50181336
Now draw skinny Yammy

DRAW CANON YAMERS

Alice is a thin girl who shaves her pussy and armpits

Alice has a life sized doll of anonymous she plaps and beats with her futa cock

>>50181423
...you forgot larva

Anonymous has a life sized body pillow of alice he plaps and beats with his regular cock

>>50181423
larva forgotten again
cute moyomoyo

>>50181432
Holy sexo

>>50181432
yammers you need to eat...that isn't healthy for you

>>50181426
>>50181429

>>50181440
you are an evil person
>>50181449
11 point koishi
satorsneed

>>50181440
sex with all 3
>>50181449
and this

>>50181440
You forgot Meiling Seiga and Junko...

>>50181449
Is this a jojo reference

>>50181519
It's whatever you want it to be

>>50181519
It's a reference to a gay faggot show targeted at women about two guys who merge together

>>50181533
What Touhou would YOU merge with then?

>>50181536
Bejita

>>50181536
Unzan

Meira

Spongebob :D

We just needed a reason to fuse...

Yeah and Nah fusion

Say Ja and Say Ga fusion ultimate

You forgot Say Ran

>>50181542
YOUMU HAS BEEN LIVING IN MY HOUSE AND YOU ARE NOT GOING TO HIRE HER BACK BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME????

Nitori

Is this the Hakurei Shrine?

>>50181575
Mr. Krabs

>>50181576
No this is Meira

What happened to Zura

Yatsura

futas

hey bitches

i said HEY BITCHES
YES YOU

dead pityful shartstain of thread

>>50181655
>>50181658
we don't call women b*tches around here.

Do you like fat cat hus like the iconic drawfag does?

How the hell did we wind up like this? why weren't we able to see the signs that we missed?

>>50181668
Fat fuck

>>50181676
Wind up like what? Quirky and epic?

>>50181678
Parasocial
Notice how women are always attracted to parasocial threads

women are always attracted to the threads i post in, i think it's because they really want to be with me, but i think i'm too good for them.

>>50181690
You're imagining things to get mad at. I'm a girl (male) and I just think this thread is funny

>>50181709
How often do you bathe?

>>50181716
Everyday with lavender scents :)

>>50181716
not that femanon but i try to bathe everyday, sometimes slipping into once every other day or every 2 days depending on conditions.

>>50181721
>>50181722
And here I thought I'd finally found a femanon worth my time... shame...

>>50181709
I'd hope that'd just be the main reason to be here regardless

My toenails are very hard

would you kiss a /jp/hu girl's sensitive feet?

>>50181734
Only through socks

>>50181740
would you prefer if she wore silly ones?

you call it parasocial
I call it loving my friends
someone without friends wouldn't understand

>>50181745
Absolutely. They should be as silly as possible.

What do you guys think Merth thought of the newest Smiling Friends episode

>>50181820
waiting for it to be uploaded places so I wouldn't know yet

>>50181830
https://x.com/D_is_For_Dragon/status/1980133482140774650

>>50181820
he hates it just like hate him

>>50181835
stopping halfway through to say I liked the little heel kick the moleman did but, otherwise, Oh dear!

>>50181835
Finished it. He'd think it'd look delicious. There's your expert analysis, thanks for the link.

Can.. you know, those, even look delicious?

>>50181902
We're all adults here anon you can just say it

>>50181908
I'm too bashful to say it outloud...

>>50181916
There's nothing I can do for you.

Have you ever bought a 2hu product?

>>50181934
All the games and bunch of fumos

>>50181934
Touhou 19, I was desperate.

>>50181939
How many fumos? Are they all original or custom built?

>>50181934
A friend bought me SA on steam, does that count?

>>50181949
Couple bootlegs from amazon and couple AmiAmi ones. 15 in total as of today.

WHERE'D YOU GET THAT PHOTO??????

>>50182003
I was trying to add on to the sex rabbit pic, gomenasorry...

>>50182003
god i hate this bitch so much. why won't her manga get cancelled so ZUN could focus on Mizuchi

>>50181934
Not official but I have a poster of a fanart

>>50182296
cute!

Can anyone give me some 2hu advice before I pass out?

>>50182539
hold shift for focused movement

>>50175024
This """art""" is so abhorrent it's like a jump scare

>>50182612
Meant for >>50181386

>>50182612
>>50182641
Merth, ban these anons.

Where's the /v/hu thread

>>50182659
When did 4chan become a safe space where there's no negativity allowed? I am not going to shit up the OC thread but the art is so disgusting I could not keep quiet any longer, they draw necks too far too the side and it's also just butt ugly.

>>50182729
Post your neck

Associate each of the following words to a 2hu:

Liar
Free
Rockstar
Plump
Nasty
Space
Menace
Bait
Addict

>>50182794
Alice
Chimata
Yatsuhashi
Chimata
Alice
Chimata
Alice
Yatsuhashi
Alice

another episode of anon can't express their feelings directly at other anons

>>50182799
Chimata is NOT fat take that back!

>>50182842
i love you

>>50182842
Like a tsundere?

>>50182849
All gods are fat

>>50182729
why do you hide behind this thread instead of replying to the drawfag? to me this sounds like this your safe space

>>50182925
wrong

I miss the Yatsuchrist

Do you think anything "funny" happens during ReimuA ending parties? Drunk people do all sorts of things after all and each 2hu is bound to have different reactions and behavior

>>50182972
Why ReimuA ending parties specially

>>50182990
Who the fuck is this?

>>50182990
Pretty much every ReimuA ending involves a sake party with the stage 6hu and maybe some of the others, do they not? I know PoFV Eiki, SWR Tenshi and UDoALG Zanmu involve drunk parties too but still

>>50183013
meira...
sonya (fire emblem gaiden)

In my restless dreams, I see that woman...

>>50183020
I don't remenber most endings but the latest ReimuA 1cc I got was UFO and theres no sake party there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUABqFkb0L0
>>50183058

>>50183076
>latest ReimuA 1cc I got was UFO and theres no sake party there
I figured as much. It's hard to properly process the endings during the rush of getting a 1cc

in the third installment of the Ghost franchise, Ghost of Gensokyo, you play as Meira, looking foe her beloved

who?

>>50183139
Reimu

If Touhou stopped being a project, what would you call it?

>>50183178
in this day and age?
a gacha

>>50183076
I love UFO's ending theme

>>50182931
Already explained not to shit up the OC thread, and it is being directly said to them because they browse these threads. I know their reading this so stop drawing necks all the way to the side and make your style less disgusting please and thank you

which 2hu do you want to smell

Rinnosuke

>>50183390
>not to shit up the OC thread
then why don't you just write some actual advice instead of shitting them up?
>because they browse these threads
i don't see that drawfag around as much, sounds like you are just scared

>>50183453
ZUN's self insert
CoLA sucks

>>>/v/723718920
M

ario

L

uigi

W

ario

no one cares about waluigi.

Who wants to jerk off with me

Waluigi does

Awyeah

onions marisa onionssoymarisaonions onions

What did this schizo mean by this?

>>50183507
You're projecting

whenever someone says they're projecting, i imagine a /jp/hu using a videobeam to project funny 2hu images

just had sex

>>50184001
i'm not the one crossposting like a sissy here

>>50184044
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>50184044
ShotaLord...

>>50183672
What is rinnosuke's favorite drink?

entertain me

>>50184137
cum

>>50184137
semen

>>50184137
prostate milk

>>50182729
I give you permission to be mean to my doodles if i post there. At least i would get some kind of reply. My stuff is so bad it always gets ignored to oblivion.

>>50184516
Your art isn't bad at all, but I believe that the demographic in which you present them leans more towards a preference on cute Japanese styled artworks rather than western influenced ones. I like your weird faces and they've definitely improved a lot as of recent, so I think your next step should be to learn full body art and perspective

I give you permission to be mean to me.

I love you

>>50184541
I don't know if i am the guy you are thinking about but i will take the compliment for him.
I will draw more weird faced touhous but maybe i should go with classical Japanese style sometimes since its been a while since i drew like that.
Would you like to suggest a drawing? Because i am out of ideas for touhou right now.

I give you permission to jack off to my posts

>>50184645
Draw Wriggle

>>50184601
fool

Slow day

>>50184685
Why would you say something so mean???

>>50184900
she's getting the suck

ITADAKIMAS!
YUM YUM YUMMMY! YUM YUM YUMMY! YUM YUMMY BIG SLOPPY IN MY TUMMY!
YUM YUM YUMMY! YUM YUM YUMMY! YUM YUM YUMMY BIG SLOPPY IN MY TUMMY!

HEY MERTH

Any possibility we'll get a fusu for Halloween? I see Yamame and Yoshika are in the plans and they're Halloween themed. Mizuchi too.

HEY MEIRA

Any possibility we'll see you in Touhou 21?

Hey whonow

Hey

guys we need a thread on /v/ right now

>>50181754
parasocial = um what i literally said you were important to me and all your friends umm actually you have uhh dumb stupid bitch disorder it's in the dsm 5, managing *your* mental illness is not my job so i am going to block you and if you complain about it youre being problematic and abusive for not respecting my boundaries

>>50184627
thanks =)

>>50184000
>embodiment
Nina knows we need to kick SDMbrappers out of gensokyo

>>50185484
Mafia

>>50184900
can someone describe how this feels like, I got to know...

>>50185616
have you ever gotten your dick sucked by a fish?
its about the same

>>50185616
Like the sound effects in the first few ending cards here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB8pYzGPHUM&t=7s

Man, what's sexier, feet or armpits?

>>50185643
Why am I having trouble deciding too......

>>50185622
mikosister here, can confirm

why would mikosisters fuck fish

>>50185649
but is it still Miko Monday where you are?

>>50185651
have you ever gotten a poseidon's kiss?

You can't.........you can't post that.

Wait this got deleted ? In the touhou containment board ? the fuck ?

xdddddddd

Test

i need jphu wife (male)

>>50186176
do you want to kiss her feet in silly socks?

How long should I draw Sakuya's skirt?

>>50186236
to the knees

>>50186236
Just barely covering her sensitive areas much to her embarrassment

>>50186236
Too short

>>50186236
non existent

>>50186236
long, but barely transparent

>>50186236
Huge frilly skirt that touches the floor

These women are out of your league

>phonepost
>Yorigami fan
Checks out

2hu braps down my throat

>>50186345
OH MY GOD IT'S EATING HER

>>50186345
Which anon is this?

>>50186339
Any problem?

>>50186355
jo'on is a slut

>>50186360
Coincidentally she's also your mom

>>50186
What's your relationship with Takanetoddler?

>>50186362
my mother is the great Hakurei Shrine Maiden, not a prostitute god

>>50186360
>He know

>>50186369
>my mother is a whore, not a prostitute god
Got it

>>50186371
RJ?

>>50186380
No it’s sfw, they are just making fun of you

ZUN used to say literally anything

>>50186383
I mean he ended up hiring this guy for fightans ost so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I6ft9HfWKQ

How old is Kosuzu?

>>50186380
Rian Johnson?

>>50186402
13

>>50186406
Damn

>>50186402
why do you always dump random garbabe you saved in your phone from twitter

i saved this recently

Why not

>>50186414
Why are you angry about it? I posted Touhou in the Touhou thread
I can repost all of it from my PC if you want

>>50186427
CUTE CUTE CUTE

>>50186427
This artist draws fat 2hus

>>50186438
Based?

>>50186441
No?

>>50186438
I don't believe you

>>50186438
>>50186441
>>50186468
well the question is if they're hairy too

>FMW is 35 dollar
Most expensive fangame to date

Reminder that Koishi won the popularity poll

KoiGODs...

Reminder that Koichuck won the sneed contest

1st and 2nd

>>50186513
koibutt

I love meira I love cum yippie!

>>50186538
How would you feel if Koishi posted your butt for the world to see?

>>50186545
that means she likes me n my cute lil butt

>>50186236
Sakuya has two skirts.
A Victorian maid ankle length one which she uses constantly (Which is not canon)
And a tantalizingly short one that shows the generous curve of her cute butt which she only wears to extract my semen every night (Which is canon, you just never saw it)

>>50186402
Old enough to consent to being impregnated

...by a fox youkai.

...by a faceless village shota.

What percentage of Koifans do you think have beaten her in SA? And how do i start conversations without relying on questions?

Oh please, Kosuzu is best friends with Akyuu there's no way she'd want to get anywhere near a Youkai let alone be impregnated by one.

>>50186776
Post a clearly false statement.

>>50186776
Tell me about your day anon

>>50186776
Post drawing

>>50186776
Uhhh 5%
That Touhou game's acronym is really unfortunate.

Why is /jp/hu suddenly obsessed with Kosuzu?

>>50186778
I'm a woman.
>>50186781
I woke up, ate a slice of cheese and am currently drinking oatmeal. Today i have to work on an uni assignment and, if i have the time, i might get to play a little bit of Crash Nitro Kart. I'll hang out with a friend on the afternoon and assist class at night.

Post-LoLK Touhou probably feel good as fuck to be a fan of if you like gatekeeping
>No tourist latching onto them
>No annoying secondaries
>Can discuss character without weird ass fanon attached to them
>Nobody judge you for liking the characters because no one know who they are

>>50186790
Suddenly? I mean, just look at how cute she is. What's there not to like?

I'm gonna burn down Suzunaan and blame it on the youkai

>>50186807
>>Can discuss character without weird ass fanon attached to them
We both know this isn't true

>>50186776
The popularity poll's questionnaire reports 18% of its voters have a Normal 1cc in SA, 11% for both Hard and Lunatic combined
She was also less popular than Chucktori until HM. She actually debuted in 35th way back in her 1st poll.
Let's go to 10 to <1% depending on what constitutes a Koifan since her Extra is one of the harder ones.

>>50186812
We both know you won't succeed.

>>50186807
>>Can discuss character without weird ass fanon attached to them
What about groomkina, fatki, chimagay, yurisami and NEETna?

>>50186820
Literally not even that weird, it is all stuffs derived from canon, unlike whatever the fuck Hey Mister was

What Touhou does to a person...

>>50186824
I don't think anyone considers a doujin where Remilia fucks a human to be accurate canon behavior right?

So you're saying I should meet n fuck a cosplayer

>>50186815
I mean, in the first place, anyone interested in talking about the newer game are MOST LIKELY not a tourist and secondaries, because if they were they wouldn't even know shit about HSiFS, let alone anything after

>>50186830
How'd he get that good? Genuinely does anyone have any links to makeup tutorials like that or something?

>>50186858
You just become good at things after you do it for over 10 years

>>50186832
>right?
Haha, what? Noooo.... Of course Remilia doesn't have sex all the time with human males.... Lol why would anyone ever think that is canon for some reason????? Lmao even lol.

>>50186807
It's peaceful the same way a graveyard is. The silence is deafening & the greener pastures elsewhere are an exercise in not becoming Parsee.
There's only so many instances of each of the following you can handle

Woah hey a new art of [newhu]. It's the 1st one this week (it's Sunday).
Oh hey let's check if that image she got translated. Nope! Oh well, maybe tomorrow (The Flandre image posted 4 days after the [newhu] image got translated already).
Oh hey it's Reitaisei, let's hope [newhu] will get a bunch of doujins. (She's in maybe 1, as a secondary character or because it's a collab work).
Hey, she's got a doujin coming up! Can't wait to read (70% chance it's never scanned, 28% chance it's never getting translated).
Wow, a new fangame is in development. What's the roster looking like? Alice, Koishi, Flandre, Marisa, Mokou, Yukari and Reimu? Oh well, better luck next time, maybe as a DLC!
Hey, it's the new Lotus Eaters chapter, let's see what the girls are up to... Well, that was neat I guess, at least Ubame got a small side panel drawing in the last page with no upcoming plot relevance or side story.

>>50186865
>Still caring about popularity in the big 2025
Ngmi, just like what you like

>>50186865
I become a total Parsee when generic gacha girl #21312321 and Pokegirl NPC that shows up for 5 seconds get 10k fanart in the span of a week while Ubame can't even make it past 200 in like 6 months. On the other hand, that graveyard silence can be comfy and it makes encounters with people that enjoy the same characters as you do all the more special. In reality, only my horny side cares about fanart and i appreciate unpopular things a lot.

>>50186884
It ain't about popularity so much as its consequences. If you like something, you probably would enjoy seeing more of that thing.

>>50186886
When i first saw ubame i thought she had one of her tittys out. Would've been a surprising and interesting direction for ZUN to take the franchise in if he had full free the nipple feminism.

She probably would've been more popular if that had happened.

>>50186926
>>50186935
People getting baited by the box cover into thinking she had light blue hair and a glove, two somewhat rare traits probably didnt help when the truth settled.

DRAWFAAAAAAAAAAAGS
you know what to do

HEY TSUNDEREANON
Would you want to be my internet girlfriend? I think your art is pretty hot even though it's poorly drawn and the eyes are freaky.

>>50186964
Ween

>>50186946
what?

what

>>50186977
Ubame big tits

>>50186977
draw Ubame with ner nipple out like in this edit i just finished
https://files.catbox.moe/h2bgyf.png

Made me check Pixiv numbers for FW's cast, total amount of images and (R18 percentage).
Ubame - 301 (4.65% R18)
Chimi - 429 (4.89% R18)
Nareko - 1127 (9.67% R18)
Yuiman - 545 (5.55% R18)
Ariya - 517 (4.25% R18)
Nina - 359 (6.12% R18)

>>50186996
Now post Ruukoto's

>>50186990
i mean i already did, just a long time ago https://files.catbox.moe/n5b0gd.jpg

>>50186996
Total
Michigan
Victory

>>50187000
355 (12.95% R18)
Most of it is Koitatsu

i hate koitatsuSLOP
>but-
it looks ugly no matter how you look at it

>>50187010
How much should I pay someone who draws 2hus like this?

>>50187059
50 cents

Kyouko or Aunn?

>>50187131
Aunn

>>50187131
Aunn is cuter (very slightly)
Kyouko is funnier

>>50187131
Aunn is cuter and sexier, I like Kyouko's punk schtick but it's not enough to make her the winner in my eyes

Kyoukoposters don't look...

what if you were taken to gensokyo during a harsh winter, and HAD to snuggle a 2hu to avoid death by hypothermia? who would you pick?

>>50187131
Aunn

>>50187175
Aunn

>>50187175
Aunn

>>50187175
Aunn

now pick a matriarch that you'd let enslave you

>>50187258
Yachie

HEY MERTH

HEY MIMI

M

In a previous thread, someone said patrickautist doesn't exist and it's more of a collective joke like mustardgasanon and pencileater. Is that true? I've noticed he's really inconsistent with his posts and sometimes comes off as a secondary who doesn't even know what series he's talking about. Even i have more Spongebob knowledge than him.

>>50187369
He's the guy obsessed with AI Spongebob videos

OMG SQUIDWARDAUTIST HI!!!

>>50187383
That was my original assumption but i asked patrickautist if he was the guy into motivational ai spongebob rap or whatever and he was just confused and called it " a merth thing"

>>50187205
>>50187194
>>50187220

>>50187536
me on the right

>>50187536
my wives (and my husbands)

shotanon melty in the OC thread

I don't car

Am I allowed to draw koisneed and love her if there's no way in hell I can ever beat her? I can't even beat oguu...

Add koi to this word
https://randomwordgenerator.com/noun.php

>>50187175
Easy answer

>>50187659
Koixplanation

Koitoilet

>>50187659
Koination

>>50187316
Hina face

>>50186996
NinaGODS

>>50187827
Need this image redone but where it doesn't look like poop

>>50187827
Need this image redone so it doesn't look like rushed shit with a pointy nose

>>50186942
Yeah she looked more unique that way, doesn't help she's yet again another early stage hag and Nemuno's boss who is also so deeply unpopular it's in and of itself
It's always sad when nuhus get shafted this hard but ZUN didn't really care to give her an ending cameo despite Chimi and Nareko getting one and two respectively

>>50187659
temperakoiture

>>50187853
holy shit, it's so much better!

>>50187276
That's a nice pose

>>50187609
Having a complete rampage

>>50187905
sex

>>50187609
>>50187897
I thought he was drawing vtumors now

why did shotabrapper leave again

>>50187897
she's in a temper!!

>>50187955
sex temper

shotasaars its looking devious

Wow, it's surprisingly easy to fully color 103's drawings. I might do another one, this is fun

>>50187964
ShotaGOD looks like this?

>>50187964
Rika tit

>>50188028
Notice how shartori is the fat one

I think anon took this post too seriously
>>50183507

Shotadiaper really is the gift that keeps on shitting

Before...

After!
Thoughts? Be as brutally honest as possible. Can't do much about that deer sadly.

>>50188145
i wish he at least put in the effort to color his drawings like this instead of half assing it since they always look better colored, even if it's flat color

>>50188145
Maybe instead of black, draw the truck on a gravel road then make the rest dirt with some grass and maybe a couple flowers. Add some simple flat shading to add more depth and maybe also a couple clouds in the sky

>>50188092
You are 100% correct.

>>50188145
More black

>>50188247
...
she's cute

>>50188247
I like caramel skin tone better than brown chocolate, like the copper skin native americans have

>>50187872
Looks like Pearl from Steve CISniverse

>>50188259
She kinda is

>>50188285
Better?

HEY MSPAINTANON

>>50188322
He's gone...

>>50188247
More
Black

What?

MERTH JUST GOT HIT IN THE OC THREAD AND YOU ARE DOING NOTHING????

Who should I cosplay as without being a target for sexual harassment? (I'm a male btw)

HEY SHOTAGOD

>>50188347
Perfect, just perfect

>>50188359
Have a battle to the death

Drawfags lost

>>50188342
No he didn't he got off really easy compared to the other /v/hu drawfags. Even Tewimum got rekt.

Imagine caring what jaypee says about your art lol

Who should I cosplay as if I WANT to be the target for sexual harassment? (I'm a male btw)

>>50188544
Marisa

>>50188544
is that even a question? genji of course

the joke is that Genji is old and a male which is the opposite of what your average guy finds sexually appealing. There's an extra layer to the joke involving irony and the fact that what I'm saying is a lie

If he wasn't a turtle or had a human form, would crack

>>50188544
Do you want to be harassed by men or women?

we all would crack genji ong

Imagine a world without SoEW. How would 2hu change? How would /jp/hu change?

/jp/hu cannot exist without the woman

Touhou most likely to spend 7 hours doing her makeup just to have an anon cum on her face later that night?

Hello everynyan

>>50188748
Hewwoo mikosister <3 How's locktober treating you? You little kitty, you :3c

You didn't get the reference

>>50188500
The shorter the skirt the easier? Or the longer ones?

PUT SOME CLOTHES ON YOU SLUT

Genji is in deltarune
Meira is in deltarune
Coincidence?

>>50188759
my wife

cock cages are kinda comfy ngl

Proof?

Whcih tuhu sex cum cum fuck sex cum fuck?

>>50188967
i saw a picture of Sanae rimming a horse, does that answer your question?

>>50188970
i read a doujin about satori fucking horses

>>50188979
this is funny

>>50188544
If you want to be harrased by woman Mokou
If you want to be harrased by men Nue
If you don't want to be harrased Alice

>>50188996
Except it's not because its disgusting

>>50188145
>>50188247
>>50188347
Me likey

>>50188296
It's supposed to be ice king but yeah that was also an idea

>>50189057
I think 103 is a furry

>>50189100
why

>>50188841
So does she have animal ears or animal ear hair? I hate her design, her hair has to be the worst hair zun has ever designed hands down

>>50189100
I think he's half gay based on how he draws dudes

>>50189230
Wait until you see how her hair looks in Whale
Just a really unmemorable and ugly design to the point ZUN had to take away Byak's cool cape to give it to her so she didn't look like shit in the fightans

>>50189057
I like how this one turned out

>>50189413
Be my colorwife.

>>50189413
be my coloring slut

>>50189413
I think I might be the only anon here who’s fine with the way he does noses, her face looks weirder without it imo, but I do wish they were colored like this more often.

i love weed

>>50189530
Marisa, I…

I need someone to color for me while I wage, cook and do laundries (for them too).

My HEROES don't like my penis...

1ccanon!
I did it!
I got 2 1ccs today!

>>50189810
Not sure if I'm the 1ccanon you're talking about but which game and what difficulty?

>>50189816
Normal
PCB
I just died to Shinki

>>50188342
Turkdiapy not only insulted our HEROES and said they weren't that heroic but he also floods the catalog with drunk schizo threads, bullies the game threads and hacked warosu. That mofo needs tio be taught a lesson and be made an example, how can we achieve that, xisters?

>>50189825
Nice. PCB cost me a little during my first playthrough so I'm glad you got that 1cc. MS is only slightly harder than that so I'm sure you can beat Shinki eventually. Do you have a chart?

>>50189830
rent free

>>50189866
name a namefag that DOESN'T live rent free in at least one anon's head

>>50189868
alright alright you got me there

All jaypissers drawfags are welcome here

>>50189810
Now post Remilia_164

>>50189890
Mikosisters?

>>50190044
What's Remilia_164?

One last colorization before i leave for the night

>>50189810
Reminded me that I need to finish my current 1cc goal
I've only done Reimu's side of LLS' extra stage and then got preoccupied before doing both of marisa's

>>50190183
Nice colors but seeing noseless Touhous makes me appreciate 103's noses more. They look strange and alien without them

>>50190221
I've noticed a lot of the noseless edits look a little off so maybe I'll learn to draw new noses eventually.

>>50190221
completely noseless artists are not that common, there's at least a dot or a line. It works better in some styles, or with more detailed coloring.
A middle ground would probably be best.

>>50190251
i see it

>>50188759
>>50189890
>>50190139

so true

>>50189622
why does it look like that...

>>50190276
I thought it looked delicious.

>>50190251
Is that her nipples?
Is she naked?
Can I impregnate her?

>"Huh I missed a /v/ thread"
>"Huh its filled with CP again"
I really wonder why some threads get spared and reach hundreds of posts while others get attacked like that.

>>50190221
You could get away with more traditional styles or just dots, but a complete removal? Nah it doesn't work
For what he goes for there needs to be at least something to break up the face or else you are left with an uncomfortable amount of empty space
Your brain can't shake off the feeling that there is supposed to be something there

>>50190329
Endless suffering

top 10 namefags? make two tops, one for your favorites and another for top 10 moet influential

I'm BORED

Listen to four songs at once. It's a thing to do. Not a fun thing, but it's a thing.

Thoughts on the Prime Minister of Japan?

>>50187383
No, that's an entirely different autist. Patrickautist is unrelated to him.

>>50189830
wasnt it shotanon? I thought the turktranny got put out of her misery since I havent seen her shitpost here for a while

>>50187369
>In a previous thread, someone said patrickautist doesn't exist and it's more of a collective joke like mustardgasanon and pencileater.
It's baffling how little you know about these threads despite posting your spic dick here all the time, Juan.

Its been proven time and time again that Merth is Patrickautist

when is your next video juan

Meiraautist = Patrickautist
Youmufag = Squidwardfag
Krabby Patty = Ying Yang Orb

>>50190405
Congrats on getting 15 more people to play your game

>>50190459
No

>>50190459
Shotacuck is a pussy who is afraid of /v/hu, he sticks to /ic/ and tubers now.

>>50190524
what does that make 103

>>50190513
Lolkbros....

having sex rn

>>50190405
Does this mean I have to play MOF again

hey /jp/hu would you guys still love me if you found out i drew big boobs?

Sumireko is 31

>>50190531
Stay strong anon.

Cute nigger

>>50189810
Congrats Anon very nice!

Best mountain dew flavor?

>>50190652
we already have proper stealth thread where you can actually talk about videogames
>>>/v/thread/723773327

>>50190667
Blargh linking failed time to commit sudoku
>>>/v/723773327

remind me why do we care about /v/ again

why should we care being here either

>>50190732
tell that to paintanon

I don't feel anything for either board
The most active one wins me by default

a big happy mikofamily

>>50190751
This. Board tribalism is fake&gay

>>50190765
this is the hidden agenda mikosisters want to push...

>>50190785
Vile. Where is my HERO to save the day?

>>50190792
STDsen may get a lot of shit but it's kind of commandable she's one of the few characters actually gets some kind of character developtment across games

The problem is that she was better when she had none

What do (You) think of Merth's Penis, Anon?

>>50190885
Merth's chill dude I like him.
Dunno about his peepee never seen it nor I have intend to do so.

You can't say that if you're a girl...

>>50190845
Is that so

Don't you so nano ka me you imbecile

Okay Ren Hoek.

>>50190940
Is that so

>>50190845
What if you got plapped in a unhygienic bathroom?

t. ojiisan

Rise and shine

>>50191213
What would you like for breakfast ojou-sama?

>>50191255
Eggs and milk

>>50191261
I'm so sorry ojou-sama but we're out of milk and the store won't open for several hours. I can still start your eggs though.

>>50191276
do we have orange juice?

>>50191283
I'm afraid not...um, we have maple syrup though..if you want to drink pure, undiluted maple syrup...alternatively i could serve you a shot of the vanilla extract in the pantry..oh, wait! We have heavy cream, i could dilute that with water and it'll sorta be like milk (ojou-sama is going to fire me for this isn't she)

>>50191305
bring me the vanilla extract and put a little cream on it

>>50191318
*brings out a light brown liquid in a little shot glass*

>>50191338
what is that?

>>50191344
A few ounces of Neilsen-Massey vanilla extract mixed with the cheapest heavy cream I bought at the store last week.

>>50191357
*drinks it*

>>50191368
*it tastes over-poweringly vanilla but also alcoholic.*

>>50191372
Good enough i suppose. What's on the agenda today?

>>50181423
>>50181440
Who gave you premission to make good OC in /jp/hu?

I'm the original marisissy, stop associating me or marisa with diapers it's not funny it's very hurtful and rude!

>>50191431
that filename indicates recency

>>50191431
No, This is the original marissisy.

>>50191437
nyoooooohohoooooooo those are filenamestealers they're trying to make me look stupid

>>50191444
>2010
I wonder if he's still alive

It's a "she" benchud

>>50191444
So that's why Marisa is on bad terms with her parents. Why hasn't she fed them to youkai yet? She's surely more powerful than them with her magic, and even without she's younger and probably stronger. A long rod like her broomstick can be used as a strangulation implement from behind, and she can use it as a striking weapon like any stick.

The yatsulion doesn't concern itself with the opinion of koisheep

Yatsulion... This is a story about breaking a curse.

>>50191431
>THESE DIAPERFAGS ARE PISSING ME OFF
>I'M THE ORIGINAL MARISISSY

Have you preordered anything from the new batch yet Anon?

>>50191580
Nah

>>50191580
>$115 USD for Patchouli, Ran or Chen

>>50191618
Those are the medium-sized (40 cm) fumos

>>50191622
That's like a shaku and a third or quarter right?

>>50191627
Yeeeeeaaaaaaaah sure

>>50191631
shaku are almost the same as american feet so i don't mind using them. A lot of old measurement systems have a unit about that length, like the hebrew cubit. also yes i'm unironically autistic

>>50191580
Im broke rn but I would do anything for that dai fumo

Ayacuckvert is acting out again

>>50191652
Anything huh?

>>50191652
like cosplaying?

>>50191652
Anything?

>>50191652
For what it's worth they don't ask you to pay a dime before the release, and the release date for this batch is June 2026.
You can preorder now since preorders are open for a short time and try to save up the money, and if you don't have enough by June you can cancel the order it's fine.

ayamelty on the /v/ thread

Damn what a bitter bitch
Correction needed.

FVVVVVVVVVVRK I'M SO HELPLESS AND FRUSTRATED NOW

HE JUST TOLD US TO KOISNEED AND KILLED THE THREAD

I haven't seen the roach post here in a while. Did xe finally ack ximself?

>Ayadoxxerina has to resort to shitting her diaper in the /v/ threads to while everyone else is busy doing fuck all in the dead altchan she whores herself in
Grim

>>50191743
What happened?

Touhou most likely to be immensely confident about the outcome of something she has no control over?
>>50191631
Wtf Marisa how could you just talk about my size like that to your friends???? I thought you were better than that, you don't see me going around talking about your pretty small boobies to other anons now do you?

>>50191781
>>>/v/723882390

>>50191799
Remilia?
What's the actual target for this one

If Zanmu ordered Hisami to suck cock, would she do it?

>>50191799
uh idk fukkin alice i guess

grapist and who?

>>50191833
Is it my cock? Yes absolutely no hesitation whatsoever

>>50191799
maybe sumireko or her descendant usami renko? occultists pretty frequently get overconfident about things.

>>50191664
AKYUU-CHAN WOULD NOT "do anything" LIKE YOU IMPLIED

Yeah cuz she's dead KWAB

>>50191880
NYOOOOO

>>50191852
No mokou cock

Grape Kaguya cucks the real Kaguya by getting the mocock

>>50191913
Ok now this is funny I'm lollygagging right now

>>50191943
Does gRape Kaguya have any willingness?

kaguya is a merthcore 2hu
sapphie is an aerdcore 2hu
hisami is a paintcore 2hu

The graped becomes the grapee

What about Fairy Kaguya

>>50191962
gRape kaguya thats sexual harassment
>>50191964
who?

>>50191943
I need a playdohanon to make clayhus

>>50191980
Sexual harassment is ok if they're both girls

new maridoujin dropped
https://nhentai.net/g/604969/

Stop treating marisissy like a zoo animal

>>50190044
>>50190162
HERE YOU GO
>>50190208
go for it anon!
>>50190555
thanks anon, I couldn't have made it without you

I also got SakuyaB's one today...and died to Ran's survival!

>>50191698
A word of advice, since amiami is a Japanese company they're extremely jewish and WILL shut down your account for cancelling an order. You can probably just make a new account but just fyi

>>50189830
I don't know why you guys are saying that was the Turkish guy, completely different typing and no avatarfagging with the same images. Turkschizo said multiple times he always attaches images to his posts because this is an imageboard, plus he's new and would have zero knowledge about drawfags and their shenanigans.