Thread 50186146

Are the Tengus the master race of Gensokyo? Unlike other Youkai societies, they actually seem to be more civilized and can create things, whereas the Kappa and the Tanuki are more barbarous and tribal. Would marrying a Tengu be more worth it than a Kappa and Tanuki?

HATATE RAPED ME

>>50186146 (OP)
Don't the Kappa have advanced technology?

I prefer Oni women.

>>50186146 (OP)
I don't see any of the Tengu being involved in the creation of Gensokyou. Up until we see a Tengu Sage they'll be nothing more then just another faction that lives in Gensokyou

>>50186146 (OP)
Tengu don't create shit other than "news"papers full of garbage. They're a completely parasitic species without any value. If all of them vanished right now, nothing would change other than people realizing they're suddenly happier and richer now.

Now fairies, on the other hand, they're truly fundamental to Gensokyo's existence and everyone would die if they were to ever disappear, so we should make sure to appreciate them at all times.

>>50186146 (OP)
Tengu are just diet Lunarians. Manipulative, corrupt, haughty, disdainful, stagnant, xenophobic, and so on. They're terrible. The worst organized group in Gensokyo without a doubt.

>>50186676
>Manipulative, corrupt, haughty, disdainful, stagnant, xenophobic, and so on. They're terrible.
In other words: Tengu are jews.

>>50186146 (OP)
tengu and kappa are the same faction
>>50186407
If the rumours of what lies at the top of their mountain are true, then yes, they create very valuable stuff

>>50186897
Flat as fuck

Tengus tongue my anus then shove thier massive futa cocks while she whispers in my ear that now I belong to her.

Why does it seem like /jp/ doesn't like tengu-hus anymore?
Apart from Aya's threads, most of them either die or get flooded with trolls long before the bump limit.

>>50188326
it is a mystery

>>50188326
dont be so negative Anon, these threads usually pick up steam during the weekends... well, a proper topic that isnt just bashing other youkai's culture might help too, some aspect of tengu society maybe? or perhaps we can dissect all the flaws in one of Aya-chans "publications".no, not THAT one, we're all very familiar with it by now.

>>50186146 (OP)
Hatate is pure sex in this picture.

>>50188891
When isn't she?

>>50187368
This but unironically.

>>50186146 (OP)
In my personal opinion, Tengu are the superior beings in Gensokyo and all others should be subservient to them, especially humans

Reminder that all Tengu are weak to gun so just Grand Tack those whores.

>>50186745
Tengu are british.

Complete with turning into bloodthirsty rape monsters without a foreign religion being imposed on them.

>>50189944
Be careful I hear the tail aint the only canine thing hanging off those girls.

>>50186164

I CAPTURED AYA-CHAN
THE RAPE WILL COME LATER

>>50188770
>spoiler
Oh, "familiar" you say? Go on. Accurately recite the last paragraph to a T, otherwise you clearly don't know it well enough and need a reminder.

>>50192373
Rape? Don't be absurd, Anon. Humans always legally consent to Tengu.

Aya's breasts should be a decent size, medium to large
Momiji should be large, but fit
Hatate should be slim and small
Thoughts?

>>50193428
wolf titty

>>50192640
if you're looking for an excuse to post it just do it already. at this point we will all just ignore it and move on.

>>50192373
I like that position.

>dude are tengu the master race also i want a tengu to shove its futa cock in me what are their breast sizes guys lets have a real deep discussion
you are all genuinely subhuman porn addicted freaks kill yourselves porn addicted secondary faggots

You guys I tried to a tengu but then it pecked me in the eye and stole my corndog and flew away

>>50193562
should've tried to a wolfgu instead.

>>50186146 (OP)
>they actually seem to be more civilized and can create things
God, Youkai are treated with such kid gloves.

>Oh, they don't shit in the woods. Clearly they must be civilized.

>>50193697
Funnily enough they feed shit to virgins they take away.

This is doomed to be a coomer thread, but genuinly: What are your headcanons for all of the tengu types?

>>50193716
What other type of Tengu are there?

>>50193697
>God, Youkai are treated with such kid gloves.
So are human women, generally, as this is how a human male tends to treat something he wants to put his dick in.

This is why I would listen to whatever retarded shit a drunk 80IQ oni girl is saying, and tell her how she’s so much smarter than other oni girls and I could listen to her all day.

>>50193720
>Wolf Tengu
>Crow Tengu
>Daitengu
>Printer Tengu
>Red nose Tengu
That's all of them, I believe.

>>50193725
>>Daitengu
>>Printer Tengu
Who are these? First time hearing from them

>>50193722
Theoretically most Tengu would be male.

>>50193730
>https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Tengu#cite_note-symposium-2
Mentioned here.

>>50193428
I think it should be more like
Megumu[extra large] > Momiji[medium-large]>= Hatate[medium-large]>Aya[small-medium]

>>50193876
Hatate being big feels off, especially with the whole menhera thing

>>50193889
I think even then it works quite nicely

>>50193949
Well yes, but no

>>50193733
But I’m not counting them, as realistically, we all know /jp/ wouldn’t be fawning over how lovely and “civilized” male tengu are.

Hell, male tengu are probably like middle-aged native burnouts on reservations, and will trade their daughter for a case of whiskey

Fucking birds get off my internet!

>>50194075
Male Tengu are probably like all of the male characters in America Psycho.

Crows, and other members of the blackbird family, are the absolute biggest assholes in the bird world.
t. bird enthusiast

>>50194772
it's a charm point

>>50194772
They're smart and playful birds, and offer us a lot of insights into animal cognition and social behavior. I love them, but I prefer them to magpies.

>>50194820
Or rather, I prefer magpies to them.

>>50194833
Why so judgemental?

>>50194572
Metrosexual closeted gay men? Hell yeah!

>>50194820
To be fair, I do think crows are the least bothersome of the blackbirds. Cowbirds are the ones I can’t stand.

>>50186407
You only say that because you are a fairycon.

>>50194772
On character with Aya

>>50194833
I was talking about Eurasian magpies specifically. That one looks Australian, so I can't vouch for it.

>>50195577
What would your reaction be if ZUN made a magpiehu?

>>50195609
Well, if she's handled correctly, I'd enjoy it. I feel like the modern cast, although it has some cool ideas, has become too alembicated, so, even ignoring that I like magpies, I'd enjoy a more simplistic newhu.
I don't know any Japanese folklore about them, but I feel like they have strong enough characters that any people observing them would come to about the same conclusions. I don't know how much use there'd be for her, since Aya is already joyous, energic, with an airy heart and sometimes playfully malicious.
Maybe there are some special traits magpies have for the Japanese that would give non-tengu Aya more a special place.

>>50195363
Yes, but that's besides the point.
Fairies allow nature to thrive, while tengu just steal donations from innocent giant toads and try to blackmail hardworking and very lovely goddesses because they claim ownership of a mountain that doesn't belong to them at all.
It's clear which of them deserves to exist in Gensokyo, and it's not the ones with the long noses.

The vile crow tengu have disgraced the tengu name for too long. There needs to be a change in leadership.
Only good can come of this.

I think Hatate should be the bustiest tengu because I like her the most

The aerodynamic Tengu

I wish I could have consensual sex with canon Aya, like I know realistically the only way a normal human could fuck Aya is if this version is somewhat flanderized but damn, I really want to do it with her canon version. A man can only dream.

What if Tengu men are just regular human men and we've been gaslit all along?

>>50196305
Anon she literally takes pinup photos for human men to see. You're talking about probably one of the easiest lays in Gensokyo.

>>50197173
Far too easy, honestly.

>>50196844
MEATY THIGHS!

>>50197173
Not only does she spread lies in the village she steals semen that was supposed to go to nice human women too...

>>50197963
what

>>50197173
Her canon behavior in the mangas makes her come out as a serious speciesist(*) towards humans in general, she actively looks down own humans. Her canon self is far completely different from >>50197238 >>50197963 , also, she decided to not post that book, so, yeah, she has thought about humans in a different way before but tengu society pressure won over her. I WANT TO LOVE AND BREED CANO AYA REEEEE

*I refuse to call non-human 2hus racist because we are not the same species.

>>50198242
Never ask a specist what species her boyfriend is.

Aya doesn't care what she has to do. She'll do anything to create/get a scoop, even if it means degrading herself for some lowly humans.

>>50198242
>she decided to not post that book
Because Hecatia herself was pressuring her not to, Tengu society pressure had nothing to do with it. Please read the material before you go against your own agenda tengubro.

Enough about the dirty crows! Let’s talk about the majestic and strong wolves!

>>50199096
is that wise?

>>50199105
theres is nothing wiser than acknowledging the virtue and beauty of the statistically speaking #1 partner for human men!

>>50199105
Of course! Have you seen the size of their ears? If you talk aloud about how amazing they are, they’re likely to hear you! If they like what they hear, you might just become their mate!

Aya really doesn't seem like a nice person.

>>50198569
>Please read the material before you go against your own agenda tengubro.
Its been so long since I have that book that I have forgotten a good chunk of the content. I need to reread all touhou writting and mangas desu. Anons might start to think I am a secondary or worse a /v/ermin.
>Hecatia
I think this explains everything, Idc much for her, her design is meh, it doesn't feel touhou like.

Anyways, I still want to love and breed canon Aya.

the plural of tengu is tengu

>>50203384
No, it is tengers.

>>50203384
tenga, maybe

>>50203384
>>50203770
>>50203773
clearly its tengi

>>50203792
a flock of tenguses

>>50204744
Nasty tenguses and their taters.

>>50204787
What's taters, precious? What's taters, aye?

>>50203384
*a rape of tengu

What most don't know is that the kourindou tengu outfit was designed specifically with the purpose of attracting human men.
[spolier] And it's incredibly effective. [/spoiler]

>>50209652
Fuck my dyslexia.

>>50209652
Fact checked. True. Source: I am a tengu.

>>50211155
post wings

>>50211164
I’m not that easy. Go take a long walk on to Yokai Mountain.

>>50211252
Dog

>>50211252
What most don't know is Momiji was specifically bred and genetically engineered specifically for the purpose of attracting human men.
And she is incredibly effective at it

>>50211289
That is a proud wolf tengu and you, lowly human, will show her the respect she deserves.

>>50211306
Will she roll over if I offer to give her a tea flavored biscuit?

>>50211252
She's in the breeding position

>>50211306
No, yes, Momiji-sama, I am very sorry!
Please, I offer up to you this ornamental armor!
In western human society, it is a very venerable sign of power!

>>50211527
>Somehow convincing Momiji to wear that collar
>She touts it around like it’s genuinely some special piece of foreign armor
>All the other tengu believe her since most can’t read English
>Every time you see her, you have to hold back your laughter while keeping up the charade

>>50211252
Imagine. The. Smell.

>>50212221
I would be too aroused to find it funny.

>>50212221
>thank your lucky stars Momiji and Kosuzu will never be anywhere near each other

>>50212681
Dog: The Sequel

Did you know that if you fuck a male tengu, he can get pregnant and give birth to more babies than female tengus do? This phenomenon has only been observed to occur on human male x tengu male couples; it is not observable in any other interspecies couples. This is one of the many anomalies present in the male tengu.

Do Tengus have no shame?
Flying around with only short skirts on, you need only a good angle and you'll see everything.

>>50191237
>Tengu are British. Complete with turning into bloodthirsty rape monsters
So modern day "British" from the British Caliphate since there are no real British people left?

>>50217671
I think you're mistaken somewhat. Male tengu don't exist, but what you described is what happens when a futa tengu and a human male form a couple.

>>50220763
Why does having a dick and balls cause a Tengu to give birth to more children? Find out more in this exclusive interview from Kakashi Spirit News!

>>50224103
>>50224114
Ayayayaya

back to your containment thread

>>50223388
It's a mystery

>>50218493
>since there are no real British people left?
London is not all of England.

Though fittingly enough, London is the best part of England.

>>50224114
>>50224103
I still like Hatate more.

Why are Tengu such sluts?

>>50236201
because there overworked and underappreciated which leads them to seek validation through pleasure and thrills

>>50236201
If you can't find a good scoop, make one by having an affair with a human.

>>50236201
They're not, you imbecile.

>>50236568
>He says, posting Gensokyo's easiest lay.

>>50224103
>>50224114
I want to milk this bird!

>>50237793
>Aya, the crow tengu, dressing up as a werewolf next to Momiji, the wolf tengu
I don’t know what it is, but there’s gotta be something vaguely offensive about that

>>50237793
Megumu doesn't really get this whole Halloween thing.

>>50237869
but she is dressed up as a cat...

Don't let your children go trick or treating when tengu are around!!

>>50239046
Tengubros would NEVER

>>50237949
She's a little confused, but she's got the spirit.

>>50240092
Aya should write an article about her pretty boss Megumu!

>>50188326
Aya is the only one standing out. Hatate's biggest chance was in FDS that they ruined because they want shoehorn Flandre. It's hard to insert Momiji in canon beyond tengu interactions because she can't even leave the mountain so her most memorable part is in AFiEU where Aya tried to poison her, or that she complained about tengu hierarchy behind the name Tengu C. Even shipping wise Aya/Reimu seems like the most popular ship nowadays

>>50242354
I mean representation in canon doesn't necessarily equal popularity, especially not here.
Reimu is the face of the whole series, but she doesn't get much love here.
And despite not really being relevant to the canon, Momiji is surprisingly popular. If we were to measure popularity by the amount of posts on danbooru, then Momiji isn't that far behind Aya( Aya 30k posts, Momiji 25k) and is just slightly below Yuyuko, compare that to Hatate(8k) or other less popular characters.
Then again, /jp/ doesn't really appear to represent the broader Touhou fanbase all that well anyway.
It's kind of a shame that Hatate didn't get more popular though, she's a really interesting character.
>Even shipping wise Aya/Reimu seems like the most popular ship nowadays
Isn't that just one artist though? I haven't really seen a influx of aya/reimu.

>>50243239
Probably just down to them both being popular and having a similar look. And then you introduce Tengu masks into the yuri play, and it gets steamy.

>>50242299
i don't think she'd have anything nice to say...
i'd hate my boss too if my boss was megumu. apparently, she has her own newspaper, but just steals other people's work and summarizes it.

Aya should be happy that she has such a nice boss.

This is a gay free zone.

>>50245220
Yuri is canon to Touhou!

>>50245220
This isn't Yuri, this is just sekuhara.
>>50245224
Kill yourself.

>>50245220
nothing gay in a healthy, friendly work environment

>>50245234
The hetcuck seethes about his yuri ip

That's it, I'm going to to TR to complain!

>>50245246
The words of a man who must be rapebaiting horny tengu women. Truly a mastermind of manipulation to insinuate that the girls who scream "BREED ME" at the top of their lungs every morning are raging dykes.

Human men should avoid the Youkai mountain, lest they encounter a big bad bird who will take them away.

>>50245237
>healthy, friendly work environment
Does this look like a friendly work environment to you?

>>50245220
Tell that to the cock hungry Tengu boys. I swear they can smell the straightness on you and become more savage.

>>50245337
If it works for anon I might have to start telling tengu they're a flock of feather munchers.

>>50237793
My headcanon is always that Aya is older. I don't know and care enough about Iizunamaru's folklore to know her age

>>50245234
Yuri sekuhara