Thread 50238763

Post funny outa pocket fanart and screenshots from the games and spinoffs

>>50238855
Its so weird to see how badly this aged, man.

This is why reimu is wife

>>50238898
Why is that fat guy dressed in Yuyuko's color scheme? I see that color combination often on LGTB subreddits and I unironically thought think it is Yuyuko's flag and that the sexuality/orientation was believing yourself to be a Touhou character.

>>50238922
Help

>>50238987
You smell well.

>>50238855
>>50238885
Yeah, not Sanae is more appropriate there.

What if that image with lunarian gas

Blacks aren’t allowed in Gensokyo

where's the funny

Marisa is a treasure.

>>50238855
SS-Schreinmädchen Reimu Hakurei

>>50241055
meanwhile, >>50143713

>>50238885
A more modern version would have humans in there.

>>50241169
Reimu would put troons in the chamber to make the world a better place

>>50241169
I will never forgive Suika the Mizuchi thing. That was just unjustifiable.

>>50241189
I'm just saying for Reimu it would make more sense for her to gas humans.
Nork should be the one gassing the Youkai.

>>50241220
I will never forgive Mizuchi for the Mizuchi thing.

>>50241453
I will never Mizuchi

Who is that

>>50241533
Her name is Patchouli

>>50238898
>>50239032
obviously did not read the touhou tos

>>50241951
Reimu being terf is accurate to her character though.

>>50241983
She is a misandrist after all...

>>50238763 (OP)
I have a collection of these

>>50241983
https://touhou-project.news/guidelines_en/

>>50239073
Why do they hate each other?

Iunno. I think I agree with the message of this syndicate.

>>50242465
I think it's just a reference to how tanuki and kitsune have always been at odds with each other in folklore

>>50242465
Cause mamizou is racist to kitsune

Zun is the 2hu

Do you think Marisa tastes like black licorice?

I like the implication that Marisa knows what a movie is

>>50242533
Poor Yoshika's life is a lie..

>>50242533
She’s not wrong

I'm pretty sure the whole Nature Valley business more than 10 years ago counts as out of pocket.

I still have more but I need to give everyone including myself a break.

>>50242578
Thanks anon for the fire posts

>>50242588
No prob. I like taking out of context screencaps of things a lot.

>>50242593
I miss the fairy manga.

Imagine you have a friend who wants a deep and philosophical quote from Touhou for curiosity and all you sent him are these deranged quotes.

>>50242832
You should send them to your friend

>>50243058

I never thought Patchy could get pregnant.

>>50243139
Reimu isn’t allowing yokai to multiply

>>50243463
Sanae: be a shota.
Okina: be a loli.
Yukari: be a child, in general

>>50243549
lol

Yokai POV

>>50243636
>Human PoV
Ftfy

>>50243641
Fortune teller pov

>>50242451
"SAAR YOU HAVE TO OBEY THE GUIDELINES SAAR
ZUN IS GOD AND HIS WORD IS FINAL SO YOU CANNOT VIOLATE MY HECKIN GUIDELINES SAAR"
fuck you BITCH im gonna draw reimu saying nigger and you can't stop me and neither can that senile drunkard hack fraud faggot ZUN

>>50243671

I legit think she may be a sociopath based on that theory that has been around some time.

>>50243705
Nigga what the hell is Youmu doing???

>>50243695
She’s to powerful that she goes easy mode on everyone like with cirno

>>50243710
I don’t know she’s becoming a snake shedding

>>50243721
No way Youmu is becoming Orochimaru.

>>50243741
POV youmu does magic shrooms

>>50243737
Bro became a powerpuff girl

>>50243597
Pedophilia is only acceptable when is two adult women with big breasts.

>>50243787
Hag 3some

>>50243751

If Youmu is Orochimaru who is Pain

>>50243921
Maybe

>>50242451
ok troon

>>50242533
She's also played RPGs according to SA. My head canon is that Rinnosuke hooks her up with modern entertainment that leaks into Gensokyo every once in a blue moon.

>>50243695
You legit might be stupid.

>>50244107
You legit might be Marisa.

>>50244113
I wish I was half as cool or talented as Marisa.

>>50244234
I wish I was a Lunarian.

>>50242578
I am awake once more and I bring Sanae being a conspiracy theorist

>>50242922
I can never unsee ZUN-art Seija without remembering the fact that she has what appears to be a pink undershirt and somewhat noticeable boobs for ZUN standards

>>50244341
Out of joking I really think Touhou is a bit conspiracy theory-leaning. The Lunarians, Gensokyo itself, etc. Apart from being extremely spiritual, even if not taken seriously.

>>50244372
You know what, that's probably fair.

>>50244313
I get the appeal, but honestly I think Lunar bitch is one of the weakest paths to immortality (have to live with stuffy anti-earth assholes in a totalitarian hellscape bubble where any amount of impurity can defile your purity and cut you off from your source of immortality, you probably can't even make babies with any of the sexy moon bitches because sex and birth are impure activities).
I would much rather be a celestial bootlicker than a moonie.

>>50244341
Ironically Sanae is canonically right (at least going by IN), even if the lunar war stuff feels like a weird bit of early Touhou lore that ZUN probably wouldn't go for now.

>>50244378
I am going to be honest. The touhou project universe is one of the worst ones to live. Gensokyo, the Capital, the Outside world, the other dimensions, Etc. Its all screwed.

If I was the person I wanted to be, I would visist Gensokyo casually to fuck the girls I like, then Renko, Sumireko and Maribel and some girls at the Lunar Capital. But then I would just leave.

>>50244368
Is Sanae a One Piece fan?

>>50244400
Post the "Like human children" one. You know what I mean.

>>50244396
I'd still live there because the perfect girl lives in Gensokyo.

>>50244405
I don't believe I have that one unfortunately. :c
>>50244406
Yeah. Tewi. She's the perfect gal for me.

>>50244405
Let's not invite that autist to the thread, don't need a 300 post argument derailing everything over a joke.

>>50244408
>Yeah. Tewi. She's the perfect gal
I don't condone Tewi's actions.
I also don't condemn Tewi's actions.

>>50244444
Sometimes ya gotta be a bit silly with it.

>>50244409
Who are you talking about?

Miko knows what you are. Half-baked

>>50244464
Youmu becoming conceited because she thinks she's actually some amazing hermit is pretty funny.
Youmu has a habit of pretty easily becoming conceited, now that I think about it. She really does need Yuyuko around to knock her down a peg every once in a while, she'd be too full of hot air otherwise.

>>50244476
I still can't get over her route in Ten Desires myself with EVERY one of the Taoists, including Seiga, thinking she's some sort of hermit and then she eventually starts believing it herself. She always seems to get the silliest routes and I love it

>>50244494
GENSOKYO...!

HAS RAN OUT OF SEMEN!

Remember lads. ZUN is VERY pure.

>>50244488
Holy shit, Yuyuko doesn't just have cake she has a whole damn bakery back there. How did I never catch that before?

>>50244513
I remember an interview with ZUN where he stated that he wanted to give Seiga tits and Meiling thighs though I forget which interview that was..

Remember NOT to violate the music room.

Rumors say there's a murderous fairy who associates herself with only the strongest. Just who could this fairy be? Why, it's

>>50244488
Can't believe she's made of paper-mache..

>>50244538
I've fapped to ZUN style porn so I see no reason why ZUN can't make his girls sexier.

>>50244593
....same. At least he's able to finally give gals tits like Urumi.

I've only got a few more left in me.. which is great since it's all I have left

A classic

>>50244624
Maribel Hearn's poor soul after getting exposed to /x/ content for three days:

This is my final one. Thank you for sticking with me. I hope you've appreciated some of my filenames too. (I should really change some of them)

I was looking for something else but found this instead.
Is it still accurate, /jp/?

>>50244644
It was cool, anon.

>>50244624
Touhou Project if the creator was being honest about their intentions with the franchise.

>>50244592
I'm back because I legitimately forgot about this panel from one of the mangas. I wonder what kind of souvenir she'd like most

>>50238855
Suwako and Cirno aren't yokai...

>>50241220
>I will never forgive Suika for being a victim of bad writing.

>>50245172
but /jp/ told me CDS was "kino"?

>>50243670
>>50244075
Enjoy being disowned from the community then hun :)

>>50245249
you know that nothing is going to happen right

>>50245172
>I will never forgive Sauron for being written as a villain

>>50241501
I Mizuchi the Suika thing

>>50245294
Sauron did nothing wrong, he just wanted perfect order and morties got in the way of that.

>>50245336
I think Shou Tucker did nothing wrong. He just wanted to prove he was a good alchemist and went a bit too far but he was still just blind of what he was doing.

>>50245349
Shou Tuckermaru...

>>50243670
ZUN is the ONE true god and Potemki11 is his Prophet.

>>50245349
I mean if you really think about it Frieza did nothing wrong, the Saiyans are prone to chimping out, the galaxy needs an immortal ruler, and Namekians are basically plants so killing them doesn't count as evil.

>>50244624
The fact that is came from a hentai doujin makes it even funnier.

>>50245419
Touhou hentai doujins are so deranged to the point where even thought I do not feel sexual arousal from porn or sexual attraction I sometimes check them because of how stupid they are. Tomoki Tomonori is a perfect example of this.

>>50244341
She can learn more from Nina

>>50245464
Sanae is too much of a jerk, she canonically laughed in Nina's face before just flying away and leaving her to her own devices.

>>50245464
She laughed at Nina according to a Marisa extra scenario

>>50245313
Suika I Mizuchi

>>50245470
Whoops replied the same thing by mistake
Well I think it's hilarious she didn't even bother fighting her

>>50245249
what will anonymous do now

>>50244475 tengu racism

>>50245478
Never will Mizuchi the Suika I forgive thing

>>50245508
I know this isn't your image, but why is Tewi there? She's an earth bnuuy who never got to go to the moon. She even pesters Reimu about this in one of her endings of the game

>>50245558
She hates america

>>50242794
that wasn't nice

>>50245579
Poor Kagerou in general can never catch a break lest I bring up real world events involving her

>>50243670
Based

>>50246176
Where is this from?

>>50246196
I believe it's from the Chen and Tewi series where Tewi fell in love with ChenI personally don't ship that but that's fine. AKA surprisingly SFW. Also Junko utters it.

>>50244624
Holy crackers it's real
The only page mizuryu kei was good

Remember when Kosuzu wanted to fuck all the girls of Touhou

>>50244637
it's /x/ and /pol/ a deadly combo!

>>50246506
A shame her personality sucks.

>>50246521
But she wants to fuck her boss. Don't we all dream of that sometimes?

>>50246532
I have wanted to fuck exactly one boss I've ever had in my life. I do not want to fuck my current boss, no.

>>50246521
Honestly if you see her as just Darkness from Konosuba, you can kinda work with it
>>50246532
I wish I had a boss cute enough to want to fuck

>>50246568
When I was working in a factory years and years back one of my supervisors had massive tits, but she was early morning and I primarily worked evenings so I basically never saw her.
I work in software now so my odds of seeing an attractive woman in my workplace are practically zero.

>>50246602
Not like you would ever get a woman anyway anon

>>50246506
>>50246521
>>50246532
>>50246543
>>50246568
>>50246602
>>50246764
canonically lesbian though

>>50246768
Why do you think I said she wants to fuck her boss?

What did the saw on the computer?

>>50242794
I shudder to think what Sakuya would say when confronted by a black person

>>50246852
Hello me a nigger me gonna rob a bank