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Anonymous No.50241102 [Report] >>50241261 >>50242909 >>50253971 >>50264401 >>50267929 >>50267935 >>50271508
Touhou hag thread
Post the sexy gags
Anonymous No.50241194 [Report]
Only because you called them sexy
Anonymous No.50241261 [Report]
>>50241102 (OP)
How about cute hags?
Anonymous No.50242108 [Report] >>50266755
love gags
Anonymous No.50242909 [Report]
>>50241102 (OP)
Yukari thread you meant.
Anonymous No.50242916 [Report] >>50242965 >>50246104 >>50254765 >>50254878 >>50264454
Why are there so many Anons in /jp/ that are legit in love with Yukari? We have had people making entire threads about this topic.
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Anonymous No.50242965 [Report] >>50243014 >>50246156
>>50242916
Is it really that hard to grasp that someone might fall in love with her?
She's literally perfect.
Anonymous No.50243014 [Report]
>>50242965
Ngl. She fulfills my fantasies well. But if I had not interacted with her in the way I did I would not love her at all.
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Anonymous No.50245877 [Report] >>50245882
I want to pamper and massage her cute feet
Anonymous No.50245882 [Report]
>>50245877
Kiss them too
Anonymous No.50246059 [Report]
she was also living on the border of Gensokyo~
Anonymous No.50246104 [Report]
>>50242916
stealing the hearts of anons from mysterious dream gaps.
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Anonymous No.50246139 [Report] >>50254469
Hags smell funny.
Anonymous No.50246156 [Report]
>>50242965
Ehh I prefer the hag that's even older than her. Tewi
Anonymous No.50247882 [Report]
HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.50248175 [Report] >>50249252 >>50249281
I love Yukarin.
Anonymous No.50249252 [Report] >>50249281
>>50248175
me too!
Anonymous No.50249281 [Report] >>50249653
>>50248175
>>50249252
Anonymous No.50249653 [Report] >>50249667 >>50249671 >>50254480
>>50249281
Flustered Yukarin is just too cute!
Anonymous No.50249667 [Report] >>50254480
>>50249653
Anonymous No.50249671 [Report]
>>50249653
You're just too cute anon!
Anonymous No.50253971 [Report] >>50254090 >>50254477
>>50241102 (OP)
It's been a while since we had a Yukari thread.
Anonymous No.50254090 [Report]
>>50253971
Too long.
Anonymous No.50254469 [Report]
>>50246139
Hags are awesome.
Anonymous No.50254477 [Report]
>>50253971
I can't tell what she wants me to say.
Anonymous No.50254480 [Report] >>50254543
>>50249653
>>50249667
My favorite.
Anonymous No.50254543 [Report]
>>50254480
>I... I see... So it's like that... Well... I-it's not surprising, I suppose... I-I'll give it some thought then...
>((What should I do... I don't have any experience with this kind of thing even though I said otherwise... And who can I consult about this... Reimu... no, no way. She'd tease me so much...Marisa... she'd open her big mouth and laugh at me...Yuyuko... won't work either. She's not interested in this kind of thing...)
>(Then all that's left is Ran... ahh, I can't tell her! I must maintain my dignity as her master... And Chen's still too young to hear about this sort of thing... ...So I'm in a huge pinch now...? W... W-w-w-w-w-what should I do!?)
Anonymous No.50254708 [Report] >>50275034
Imagine waking up to this sight...
Anonymous No.50254765 [Report] >>50254908
>>50242916
autism
Anonymous No.50254878 [Report]
>>50242916
It's hard to explain. She isn't a good person, but there's something sad about the way she does things that makes me want to see her happy. She's accepted a life where nobody really likes her or is in her corner. She can't be completely open with anyone, even Yuyuko, and even Ran lies to her.
She's manipulative, but it's more like she only knows how to do that. Other characters pull the wool over somebody's eyes for the sake of their faction, then go drinking while that person is left holding the bag. Yukari will manipulate people for the sake of Gensokyo, then go to the afterparty so she can talk about dandelions or give Erin moon sake. Then she goes home and hibernates while people talk about what a creep she is.
I think some of this stuff I'm just blowing up in my head, but either way, I want to comfort her. I want to tell her she did a good job and give her a moment of sincerity.
Anonymous No.50254908 [Report]
>>50254765
Best answer.
Anonymous No.50258147 [Report]
Just get her a train model kit
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Anonymous No.50263910 [Report]
My favorite eldritch cutie.
Anonymous No.50264401 [Report] >>50264415
>>50241102 (OP)
Remember to hug your local hag today!
Anonymous No.50264415 [Report] >>50264446 >>50264997 >>50280023
>>50264401
feed her too!
Anonymous No.50264446 [Report] >>50264477
>>50264415
Please do not fatten the Yukarin.
Anonymous No.50264454 [Report]
>>50242916
Danger is sexy
Anonymous No.50264477 [Report] >>50266356
>>50264446
She hibernates the fat away, it's okay
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Anonymous No.50264513 [Report]
ALLOW ME TO SAVE THIS THREAD
Anonymous No.50264997 [Report]
>>50264415
those yukarinnies need a proper daily calories intake.
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Anonymous No.50266356 [Report]
>>50264477
I'd love to take a comfy snooze with her
Anonymous No.50266755 [Report] >>50267118
>>50242108
Yukari is really squishy here
Anonymous No.50267118 [Report] >>50267469
>>50266755
She's extremely squishy and soft
Anonymous No.50267385 [Report] >>50267464 >>50269110 >>50270020
Don't you all find funny that the OP wanted a hag thread in general but because he used a Yukari pic now this is all Yukari?
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>>50267385
it's absolutely hilarious
Anonymous No.50267469 [Report]
>>50267118
Oh my goodness!
Anonymous No.50267929 [Report]
>>50241102 (OP)
Man, I remember when I made this thread. I hope the anons that helped me are doing well.
Anonymous No.50267935 [Report] >>50267941 >>50268766 >>50275085
>>50241102 (OP)
What is your headcannon of her? What scenario do you think with her when she pops on your mind?
Anonymous No.50267941 [Report] >>50268024
>>50267935
I imagine her as quite lonely and the most likely to turn yan if she's interested in someone.
She will kidnap me away to Mayohiga.
Anonymous No.50268024 [Report] >>50268154 >>50270693
>>50267941
I imagined her as evil, but deeply loving if found someone she loved. Not wanting to taint him with her bad actions.
Anonymous No.50268154 [Report] >>50270678
>>50268024
NTA but I can't really see Yukari as evil, she just does what needs to be done for the sake of gensokyo.
In any case because of her role I imagine her to be quite lonely, as most avoid her.
I do wonder what kind of person she is without her facade.
I do imagine her to be caring and loving, even if her forms of showing those things might not be all that conventional. And I do imagine her to like teasing others.
Anonymous No.50268766 [Report] >>50268923 >>50268936
>>50267935
Stinky...
Anonymous No.50268923 [Report] >>50268940
>>50268766
what
Anonymous No.50268936 [Report] >>50268940
>>50268766
Yukari is not stinky. She bathes and washes her clothes whenever she notices a smell.
Anonymous No.50268940 [Report]
>>50268923
>>50268936
You heard me...she tries to spy through gaps, but everyone can smell her. They can't tell her though, cause they're scared
Anonymous No.50269110 [Report]
>>50267385
She manipulated the boundary of posts that are and are not Yukari
Anonymous No.50270020 [Report]
>>50267385
she always been the most popular hag anyway.
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Anonymous No.50270678 [Report] >>50270938
>>50268154
I do think she's evil but more in a try hard way. Her evilest feat so far is kidnapping people to gensokyo, but even then she goes put of her way to kidnap the evil and people already committed to suicide

Its cute really
Anonymous No.50270693 [Report]
>>50268024
Clingy and obsessive is the phrase you're looking for
The 'evil' done here is the danger in the fact that she has the physical and magical powers she has to enforce your cloistering
Anonymous No.50270938 [Report]
>>50270678
Yukarin is cute!
But anyway, that's what I was talking about, she tries to present herself as evil mastermind, but the reality is quite different.
And I like to imagine her act completely different around her lover, when she doesn't have a image to maintain.
Anonymous No.50271508 [Report]
>>50241102 (OP)
How would canon Yukari react to being called a PAWG?
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Anonymous No.50274001 [Report]
Poor Yukari. Gets gigamogged in every sense by her perfect shikigami. This must drive her insane lol. Sad! KWAB!
Anonymous No.50275034 [Report]
>>50254708
Anonymous No.50275085 [Report] >>50275558
>>50267935
I imagine she spends time in the outside world and is overall acting more in the shadows. Fanon used to feature her more as some kind of god-like authority everyone knows and respects but that's apparently more of Okina's thing (?). I take it more like she's the shadow government of the land.
Anonymous No.50275558 [Report]
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>>50264415
Teach her how to eat a burger correctly.
Anonymous No.50280200 [Report] >>50280203
10 minute Yukari drawing
Anonymous No.50280203 [Report] >>50280232
>>50280200
would hug
Anonymous No.50280232 [Report] >>50280251 >>50280570
>>50280203
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>>50280232
great!
Anonymous No.50280570 [Report]
>>50280232
Nice tall busty Yukari.
Anonymous No.50282168 [Report] >>50282185 >>50283233
Why is she like this?
Anonymous No.50282185 [Report]
>>50282168
No friends (Apparently Yuyuko doesn't count).
Anonymous No.50283233 [Report]
>>50282168
she's lonely
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Anonymous No.50286859 [Report] >>50287111 >>50290250
Anonymous No.50287111 [Report]
>>50286859
Thank you for the art
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>>50289458
The edit of this image where shes reading a math textbook or someshit is scarier because you know she'll get really into it and storytime will never end