Thread 50251709

Professional flatfags of /jp/, convince me that flat chests are better than cowtits using facts and logic. I might join your side if the arguments are compelling enough.

>>50251709 (OP)
Big Silicone Tits.

The cowtit lover is psychologically a baby who still hungers for mammy’s teats as in >>50253340
He remains bound to the Great Mother archetype—still nursing, in spirit, from the breast of origin, yearning for her boundless milk; that is, the primal flood that promises comfort, dissolution, and return. His love is a backward gaze toward the womb, where the self dissolves into warmth.
The flatlover, by contrast, turns his Eros heavenward. He has beheld the Mother, yet no longer clings to her breast. He seeks not the nourishment of matter, and thus his attraction is sublimated toward the symbolic, the divine.

>>50253637
cont
In the serene plain of the flat chest the flatlover perceives the form of spirit unburdened by flesh, and he has seen the form of Heaven in the form of Yin. “Know the masculine, hold to the feminine,” as the Taoist says, for in holding to the feminine, he returns to the valley of the world—the place where form arises from emptiness. The flat chest becomes his koan: fullness within void, curve within stillness.
He understands that beauty lies not in abundance, but in proportion to the Way. As the Tao flows unseen through what is hollow, so too does the mystery dwell in what is withheld. Thus his love is tranquil, without grasping; he desires without consuming. In her fleshly restraint he finds infinity, and in her simplicity, the returning of all things to their source.

>Taoist says
Post discarded
I hate Taoism

>>50253691
Only Taoists offer a viable road to immortality for the common man, unlike Buddhists and Shintoists who want you to die.

>>50251709 (OP)
the smaller the chest, the closer to the heart

>>50253637
>>50253666
this is what happens to a man who huffs his own farts in deep thought all day

>>50254436
>>50251837
Who wants to be closer to the heart? You can't grope the heart, fuck it, cum on it, suck on it or worship it.

>>50255615
You have a point anon
Joon's heart is too dangerous it can't be helped
That's why she spent millions on soft implants

>>50253637
>>50253666
Its beautiful anon.
Truly you have captured the essence of the flat

>>50253691
>>50255599
>cue Buddhist seethe
Hmm I wonder why Byakuren would be so against men learning the truth of flat chests?

>byakuren trying to brainwash innocent men into thinking big tits are superior and right
nice try, i won't fall for your tricks, fat and obscene hag. flat is still justice

boobs are boring.

nobody wants you

>>50258583
irrelevant to the argument. the 2hus are already peak and perfect in their base ZUNform. slapping massive gigantic tits on them is just an unnecessary downgrade.

>>50258602
i was talking to OP retard

>>50258607
oh ok my bad

this is what happens when you retards keep doing that "heh i didnt actually give you a (You)" thing cause you think its an own or something
now we have fucking idiots genuinely thinking posts are replies to them even without getting quoted, as if this is discord
good job

>>50258657
it's not "heh i didn't actually give you a (You)", no one cares about that. i just didn't reply to anyone in specific.

>>50258697
i wasnt talking to you that time either

damn

>>50255615
but you can feel its beating

Japanese girl have small tits

Joonpai thread.

>>50258983
No

>>50258757
You get it. Softness and warmth are great, but the intimacy of a beating heart just can't be topped.

>>50260434
... ribcage. Nothing soft, just a boney ribcage grinding against my face. I like it thick.

>>50258983
Jo'onpai supremacy.

>>50261323
She’s better flat desu

post chopping board 2hus!

>>50251709 (OP) Unpopular opinion: Liking big badonkas is blasphemy against moe; it's usually a sign of a low IQ.

>>50258553
faggot
>>50261813
Pre-implants John

>>50251709 (OP)
Getting reeeeaaaal tired of the flat vs booba fights

Gotta get that Twin Drill Pussy.

>>50251709 (OP)
Do you think they get bigger the more money she has and flatter the less she has and then vice-versa for Shion? ....I might like Shion more of the twins.

>>50251709 (OP)
Flat chested women have more sensitive nipples

>>50251709 (OP)
They're very lickable.
I'm only a part-time flat lover though. Massive lactating cow udders > washboard loli chest with mosquito bite nipples > everything in between.
I always include at least one flat chest in my harems. Usually 3 so they don't feel lonely when I'm busy, they're social animals.

It's not, big tits are better, but flat is a solid 2nd place.
Both are needed to define each other, and paradise lies between the two pressed together.

>>50272813
Bold of you to assume it was already perfect.

Jane's big, sweaty bra...

I once had the same question, and sought out a wise man to ask for his opinion. When I asked him, he pondered for a moment and spoke. "Open your wallet, and take out the money." I thought it was a scam, but did so anyways. "What do you have?", he asked. I had thirty dollars and some change. "Both bills and coins then. Which of the two is heavier?" The coins, obviously. "Now which holds greater value?" I was stunned, but humbled. I have known the truth ever since.

>>50273420
I get it! Flatties have no intrinsic value!

Even a flat chest can produce milk if stimulated enough.

>>50251709 (OP)
big tits are for whores, flat chests are pure and innocent

>>50274074
>big tits are for whores
whores are based, though.

>>50273687 This cow is seriously deluded if she thinks her saggy udders are worth anything.
LOL. lmao even.

flatties remind me of girls i know irl

Perfection. Cows never stood a chance.

Joon walked into Eientei and said
"Give me the Eirin special".

>>50253637
Fucking fruit. Why use AI to write this?

>>50273687
FIat. Flat.
Fiat flatties.
Breasts whose only "value" comes from being forced to say they have value.

>>50277916
I refuse to quit using em dashes just because AI uses them.

>>50280596
She has a dick.

>>50282134
That's a completely different discussion isn't it?

>>50280596
>>50283484
When is that game coming out?

>>50283493
Next year supposedly. We were supposed to get a new demo in October and even that got delayed, so who really knows.

thread needs more A cups

>>50289752
post some then

cowtits can never compete

Thread needs more Joontits