Thread 50289105

Animal Realm was good

>>50289105 (OP)
convenient hole for yachie to put it in

>>50289116
But enough about my anus

Eiki's panties

Why do you have an image of MY FUCKING girl?

Only a few hours left
Please go vote for Marisa and Cirno

Nobody cares

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gop9IZ1TaXU

Her name's koisneed
Her name's koisneed
Her name's koisneed and her hair's green
She's gonna beat Shion and also Jo'on
Because she's... Chucktori's sister
Chucktori's sis
Chucktori's sister and she will sneeze on you
You better fear the koisneed cause she'll perfect possess your butt

>>50289105 (OP)
Wtf those aren't Eiki's panties
>>50289179
Wtf that's AI generated? Fuck off

>>50289472
>Wtf that's AI generated? Fuck off
No it ain't, the rendering is too imperfect to be AI.

Okina
One, two, three, ooh
There's a taoist on your lawn
There's a taoist on your lawn
There's a taoist on your lawn
We don't want taoists on the lawn
I know your type, short, white, and dead
You want to bite all the hats off of my head
And then eat the brains of the one who wheeled me here
I'm just a small God
But see me power an entire two people
You like the taste of brains, we don't like taoists
I used to pray to God (pray to God)
Ofuda protects my head (ofuda on her head)
I hath a shieldth of stars (shield of stars)
We are the taoists!
There's a taoist on your lawn
There's a taoist on your lawn
There's a taoist on your lawn
We don't want taoists on the lawn
Maybe it's time to reevaluate
I know you have a lot of food on your plate
Brains are quite rich in cholesterol
You're dead, so it doesn't matter
Instead, we'll use this danmaku power
To make a shrine defense at any hour
I like your HRT (HRT)
There's a hat on my head (on her head)
I'm gonna eat your kids (no, no, no, no)
We are the taoists!
There's a taoist on your lawn
There's a taoist on your lawn
There's a taoist on your lawn
We don't want taoists on the lawn

>>50289459
She said this

Eiki would not wear AI generated panties

the futa drought is unbearable

the futo drought is bearable

>>50289504
Looks like aisloppy to me, check out her fucked up knee

>>50289723
Cute

B^D

broken

by

me

ira

's superior incarnation kotohime

>>50289723
mofuarking heroes and aya i guess

mofuarking heroes won bigly

but we were doing so good... WE WERE DOING SO GOOD

>>50289686
It's no longer 2024, if anything the bad hands and knees are a sign of a human artist, current AI models would never fuck up that badly.

Now threads will archive at 300 posts again, where's roach tan when you need her

*realistic roach scurries in*

so true

>>50290266
me on the bottom right (I'm the mask)

>>50290266
me on the bottom left (i'm the headphones)

>>50290152
you gonna eat that?

I baked some brownies!

>>50290387
that's a cake

>>50290393
I TRIED MY BEST OK? I'm sorry....

i woke up

having tea

>>50290437
Go back to dead

I yatsujizzed all over my panties

>>50290529
i need a shower and a fap

>>50290591
But you said you never shower (it's cool, I haven't showered since 2013 because my water heater broke and I'm too much of a lazy NEET to fix it)

>>50290584
Didn't I tell you take your panties off before jizzing you little yatsuwhore

I haven't showered since 1993

You guys shower?

1 more shower till the next /v/hu thread

jphu more stinkyhu wew

I don't shower either, I just clean my p00nani and ass with wet wipes XDDD

/stinky/hu

can someone call me a good girl while i fap please

i would shower every day if i had to go out but i don't so i get lazy

hey you, stop doing that

Should i get one last FLOATAN 1cc for the night or go to bed already?

>>50290772
who what

You took too long, time to sleep

>>50290833
hnnnghhhh
licklicklicklicklick

i need to make spaghetti but dont have a lighter

I THINK THE TAO SUCKS

never enter the kyoukogate site on the mimaweb.

that sounds like a hazbin hotel character

i will fuck the 2nd 2hu posted below

cucks now's your chance to post your waifus

>>50291217
Woah, she looks like what every boy dreams of dating!

i want food and alcohol

I guess I'll be Genji...

>>50291315
I'm already Genji

I had a really long & vivid 2hu dream this night.
Entire thing played like some sort of shonen anime, I was part of a secret gov organization employing both humans and youkai. Yukari was there in some sort of high-rank role alongside Ran and Chen. Cirno, Dai, and the 3 fairies showed up too but I don't remember what sort of role they played.
I was on a mission to eliminate enemy's 3 secret agent, I was chosen for this because I was some sort of half-youkai with a power to change shape like a Tanuki.
i managed to eliminate 2 enemy agents but before the 3rd one could be taken down we got the info that the agent supplying us with the info was a double agent and a mission was changed to eliminate him instead. Tsukasa was assigned to the squad to help with the mission and we were on the move to kill him but before that happened alarm clock woke me up.
Was a really fun dream, wouldn't mind be late to work if it meant finishing it.

>>50291335
very cool

Nerf Meira!

...Where did everyone go?

>>50291610
Working as usual, gotta earn that fumo monies.
Hope you'll have a good day Anon

>>50291610
probably in discord
everyone got bored cause you guys wouldnt stop talking about trannies

Just woke up from a realistic mesugaki dream and my consciousness feels kinda guilty

What the heck is a mesugaki

>>50291963
Were you the cheeky brat or...?

>>50291610
i was drawing instead of sleeping or studying

>>50291978
Imagine Clownpiece but as a whole character archetype
>>50292015
No, I've never been a girl in any of my dreams

>>50292029
I'm afraid to ask but what did you do to her

>>50292029
>I've never been a girl in any of my dreams
How would you know. You never looked into a mirror (in dream world) before.
>w-well I looked in my pants
Futa

>>50292035
Nothing, she just showed me pictures of her wearing a micro bikini and whispered to me that she had a job with a friend of hers and that my face made me look like the sort of guy that enjoys that stuff. She then showed me a regular selfie of me and her from a year ago according to the dream. I just went "uhhh uh oh" or something dumb like that in response. I'm glad life isn't like porn because i genuinely don't know how to respond if something like that happened to me or who to call.
>>50292064
Closest I've ever been to being someone else in a dream is that one time i dreamt about being Sonic and fucking a bunch of Amys

>>50292079
Lmao that's a reasonable response good job.
Doremy was busy this night with giving /v/hus interesting dreams it seems.

>>50292079
She's younger than you but has a job? And YOU don't? Eeehhh? How could you let this happen, anon...
Put on the apron and make sure dinner 's ready by the time she comes home.

Bring me Merth

New Hazbin Hotel episodes dropped, what did we think of them? For me, I really loved VOX DEI, fantastic song. Episode 5's songs in the second half were all great. Charlie continues to act like a retard. I like the twist with Angel Dust though.

>>50292218
Tsundereanon?!

Otterbros, i must confess that the Keiga matriarch's big baby wolf feeders got me acting unwise as the younger otters would say

eaglebro btw

>>50292218
dont spoil me nigger

>>50292539
Watch it and come back and tell me what you think

Do not raise your voice @ Tsunanon.

Has Seiga appeared after TD? I feel like we only get to see Miko and Futo.

>>50292555
Yeah in the mangas

>>50292555
Has a WaHH chapter

>>50292555
what does miko and seiga smell like

>>50292764
Like me. (I just took a shower)

>>50292555
Why is Seiga always committing sexual harassment?

Every drawfag should be forced to draw saggy seiga

Every drawfag should be forced to draw their favorite fairy eating Yuugi's oni pussy and put an emphasis on the size difference

>>50292218
Aya and Vox fanart when?

Yuugi is not that big

>>50293139
I wish the guy that did these ZUN portrait animations didnt kill himself

>>50293139
Looks big to me

not canon

Finally all Hard EoSD completed.
I dislike ReimuB the most but can't deny her shotgun is the best in the game, if only she could move a bit faster she wouldn't be so ass.
Idk if I should finally try to get an EoSD loon with somebody or finish Extra with Reimu next...

>>50293232
Nice. It wouldn't hurt to give loonie a try but the extra stages should be easier.

never played eoesd case i could never be bothered to install the patch that makes ti so that the game fucking works on anything past ms dos or whatever
not being able to see your hitbox whn focused sounds really gay also

>>50293249
You can find it pre-patched in Moriya Shrine and a hitbox patch exists too. EoSD gets a lot of hate due to all the shilling by fans and ZUN himself but it's genuinely a great game.

>>50293256
yeah i coud bother to patch it now i just never played it back in the dayl ike 8 years ago cause of that
i wouldnt use an hitbox patch cause thats gay its like cheating like dude
the japanese chigger retard 20 years ago playing EoSD didnt get to install a hitbox patch did he
so i shouldnt get to either you know thw at i i mean

Pc-98 games are perfectly playable without hitbox and so is EoSD. I think ZUN expected people to have played his previous games and be used to that when he made EoSD.
Nowadays people say EoSD is the entry game but personally I think it's only true because people expect to have installed hitbox patch by default.
I think that if one would want to actually get into the series without cheating, they should start either at the very beginning with HRtP or at PCB/MoF and then later go back to earlier games once they have some experience.
Sadly people just want to go straight to the game with "funni ronald mcdonald girl" and get filtered hard, thus creating stupid amount of secondaries.

i mean you can kinda mentally imagine the hitboxes yes it is pretty silly but well

>>50293286
>they should start either at the very beginning with HRtP or at PCB/MoF and then later go back to earlier games once they have some experience.
I think LLS is also a decent starting point if you don't care about skipping some games at first. Even if i like the first 3 pc-98 games, HRtP and PoDD may feel confusing to first time players due to how different they are while SoEW's first 2 stages are boring and don't give a very good first impression.

>>50293286
what the fuck is that pc9 8 nigga
you think im trying to play pacman or some shit
im not playing ponrg
i paid like 500 dolars for this compujer faggot i got like a 3060 on it im not gonna play some old ass 50 year old gay ass shit that even uaenr vthat even fucking zun wants to forget about like u realize even that chigger himself just hates all the pc98 shit right like u guys gotta stop talking about that garbae ge like
dude
pretending to lik ethat shit doesnt make u special idk when u retards are gonna realize that

>>50293320
ew shut the fuck up faggot
ti t i think there's nothing more destructive in the touhou community than people who answer pc98 to people who are asking what game they should start with
you fucking idiot retard even zun hates those games anyone who starts with pc98 is gonna just be like oh wow th is shit sucks wtf and then go back to masturbating instead
fucking retrads i swear dude youre not special sorry
tell them to start with impershiable night because thats an actual video game

>>50293323
...I'm not pretending, HRtP is an excellent and very unique game, PoDD is my favorite phantasmagoria game, other PC-98 games are very good too.
It's fine if you don't like them but don't project your personal preferences onto the other people.

>>50293335
youre probably dogshit at the games so i dont care about your opinion idiot

>>50293335
Don't bother with him

i think hrtp is my favorite game visually
gameplay wise though...... :(

>>50293346
looks like shit
what the fuck ma ie vent looking at
it looks like a creepypasta
why are you pretending to like this
again even ZUN hates this shit dude

>>50293347
i just like how it looks

>>50293346
looks like sonic.exe nigga what is this shit
youre a fucking retard
durr im gonna be so special if i pretend to like the pc98 games dude like anha
youre a retarded fucking faggot try being interesting holy shit

oh

>>50293346
It's rough around the edges to be sure which only makes it sadder that ZUN never decided to revisit this gameplay style to refine it.
Still I think the uniqueness of the gameplay makes it worthwhile.
If it comes to looks my biggest problem is sprite flickering but otherwise yeah, most of the games feel very lighthearted, but HRtP has almost an oppressive atmosphere about it with it being completely devoid of dialog, unique background art and massive boss sprites just towering over tiny Reimu.

>>50293364
>>50293364
shut teh fuck up retard at re you rtying to be smart with oyu oh wow youtihk
you thin youre sooooooo muc hbetter than me
tryiyou fu king faggot
yeah what aer you trying to say oh you re saying "oh" cause oh like oh wow ":i'm to obgood to even be ralkting you to ehehe.."" yoilike cause youre that ufckign coopl or some shist ill fuckign who dthe fuif kdyou ten tihnk you ar you are

>>50293354
just stop engaging with that tranny

I found that our /v/hu koishiposter had sex.

>>50293387
PWEASE STOP WTAKING WTO HIM NOOOO
NOOOOO I CANT STAND SEEING UOYOU REPLY TO A PERSON ON THE ITNRET
I NEED TO MAKE A POST TELLING YOU y to NO Tt reply to tha persno
plea spel aes plea spel apesl saeple pasl epal
please eeeeeeee stopppp nooooo
i ar eos fucking sucmuh due please tosp talking to him NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ahhhhhhhhhh

agp is simply the truth. you would rather be a regular ass, manly man instead of any cute touhou character?? stop fooling yourself! i know you are agp! every single person here is agp. there's just those who cope about it and those who don't!

Thoughts on Koishiposter being the "having sex rn" poster?

>>50293381
it's a bit difficult to reply to your posts that's all

sonanoka

ZUN hates video games

Yo, Reimu san, doshu tano? eeeeh, o manko desu? Yare yare da ze... Wakata, wakata, sugitekoi, kawaii tomodachi omakatenidasai da ze.T-Tei chan? Yabai, hashire!...Eeeh, abune da ze. Sa, ikou you. Reimu san no manko itadakimasu!!

>>50293420
i wanal al
i wnana forget lal the bad prts of my head
ijs tsi si to hard
sometmis
tokkkkkkkkkh onbuuuuuuuuu
u uwow uro realy nice are you not o yeah youre reall nice
mabe one day i could be just liek chris ykle

Smile and wave everyone

So many brave mikosisters today

Funny how miko also means shrine maiden

yo onions marisa

>>50293468
so do you like futa or not?

Oh my goodness the prince is here!!

My fellow taoists, it is with great pleasure that i announce that everyone's cages have finally arrived. Form a line in alphabetical order and come get yours, and remember, don't take it off until the month ends. Futo here will make sure of that by keeping everyone's keys (including mine) in her drawer. Before you claim your cage, however, I'm gonna demonstrate how to use them. Pay close attention as your prince locks himself in chastity. Tojiko, if you please.

I hate these dumb scenarios i come up with

>>50293711
Juan, kill yourself.

>>50293711
Juan, kiss me.

boring fucking retarde losers talk about osmething youre so dead
fucking shitty worst general been dea the holw e day like hloy shit just tlak about msetinh gzzzz

why ist his hsut y ufkicng thread so dead cna you poeple say nathing why is is o lonley lonely hello he hello please talk to me hiiiiiii

what he uck hello hel helo hi hiiiii heloo
oh yeah i tihnk i im prety usre its because ll of u are in a discord o s or something cause ur such good frinds nadn u wa u leave me out of it of coures bfuckig piece o shit eardst ai hate lal of you