Thread 50299790

Poolside Edition

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https://jav.now.sh/

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>>50289160

WHY WHY WHY WAS NTR KEK MECHANIC REMOVED SAAR

this fucking gacha sucks!

>>50299782
>knew it would be shit as soon as he tardsir said it would carry over redeems from the last gacha.
I don't know what to make of this post but keep cryin'. I really love to see it.

>>50299790 (OP)
Shes gonna POOOL me so hard bros ha ha

>Mr Anonderson...
>...anti-gacha...is inevitable...

Why are people so upset about the cucking mechanic anyway? It's a simple way to introduce stakes and risk into an otherwise repetitive game which lacks both.
And while we're on the topic, why is everyone so against resetting the pool? What are you even playing for at this point?

Holy shit Hikaru Miyanishi regained her debut (ideapocket era) weight yesssssss

It might not be a great different for the untrained eye because she still looks "thin" but she was reaching yokomiya levels of think a while ago

Now do Nana Yagi and Himari Aizuki, God

>>50299849
Rie Miyagi too please!!!

>>50299849
>Hikaru Miyanishi regained her debut (ideapocket era) weight yesssssss
This pleases me! I rather enjoy Tortilla's Suzuki's fair skinned wife. Code is NHDTC-083 by the way.

>>50299849
>Nana Yagi and Himari Aizuki
I also pray for good fortune to be bestowed upon House Hasegawa and House Sawano.

>>50299752
It's shit because it's too random and there's no strategy involved.

>>50299863
Lil' bomi...please...
Guide her down the correct path.

>>5029989
Kek.
I told you to STOP cryin'.

>>50299897
Kek.
I told you to STOP cryin'.

>>50299863
Lil' bomi...please...
Guide her down the correct path.

>>50299425
Holy shit he has your IP! You idiots fell for it

>>50299165
>none of the OGs are playing unless there's a full reset, so no

>>50299201
>>50299376
>shame about the face
Couldn't be me. No sir!

Do you still like me?

>>50299821
there's no stakes in cucking if it just happens randomly without any sort of counterplay

>>50299955
Does she still have diarrhea?

>>50300008
Ironically there's stakes in losing a javfu forever. But if you're a sore loser you try to come up with ways around it.

>>50299821
>why is everyone so against resetting the pool?
If you participated in the Oatmeal's beloved gacha you would understand. The anticipation, anxiousness, anxiety, and apprehensiveness felt just submitting the pics and waiting for the results. Simply orgasmic!organic! Truly a game for true enjoyers of the JAV lifestyle.

>>50299914
>MVSD-616
I want to eat that mouth so much

>>50300028
That's why it should remain its separate game and this one should have had a reset. Instead it's like trampling on sacred ground. Gross.

>>50300027
well yeah, i'm fine with fighting with other sirs over the rights to javfus, but the cucking shit was just tacked on without any interaction involved

>>50300043
Both games are seperate. Which keeps Oatmeal's gacha sacred and previous player's marriage certificates safe and sound. The current game is not trampling on any of the sirs (alt ninjas or not) who participated last year. So let's just enjoy the mayhem.

>>50300001
Is this new wow

>>50300053
huh, wait. you want to play some fantasy league game where you *don't* actually interact inside the game during rounds to influence future rounds?
you guys understand that this fantasy concept is making friends and actually playing games within games, and interacting with them back and forth within its duration so that you can >>win<< right?

>>50300071
this isn't fantasy league though. no fantasy league in the history has ever been so idiotic as to not reset between rounds.

this is more like a cheater's excel sheet with jav names.

>>50300001
>>50300065
Wow she came crawling back into the adult industry (albeit gravure). Looks like she didn't make billions to retire for good like Yua Mikami.

Ngl she looks good for her age now (mid-thirties).

>>50300079
i cannot believe this gen entered a civil war for this garbage
but then again being disappointed by people here is a given

she looks disgusting, like a 50 yo chinese baba trying to look good to find a husband
she was adorable and ruined it with completely unnecesary botched surgery

>>50300079
keeper leagues are a thing though

>>50300079
>this is more like a cheater's excel sheet with jav names.
Come Now!
Don't be like that.
Tell us which sir stole your girlfriends last year to make you feel so bitter?

>>50300115
there are 6000 living MLB players and 20000 players ever
you play one/two rounds of jav gacha and everyone worth anything is gone already

>>50300071
maybe i'm a riatard but i don't follow how some sirs randomly getting cucked has anything to do with what you just posted

>>50300001
Honestly...I am quite indifferent. While I understood Choco's popularity I was not a fan. Still wish she kept her natural appearance rather than fall for Dr. Kim's deceitful tricks.

>>50300118
nobody, she wilted and is not like I like her or anything

>>50300139
>deceitful
kek who fools nobody, she looks ewww as fuck

>>50300071
Some sirs need everything to be spelled out and others don't. Regardless, I am having my sweet sweet release in this new and exciting gacha.

>>50300064
If it's separate then do a reset.

>>50299914
You're the one crying. If you don't like anyone calling you out then take it elsewhere instead of drowning out the general with this. The fact that you don't see how this kind of off topic spam is bad thing for the general says a lot about you

>>50300150
Tell me any way!
It might make you feel better if we talk about it.

>>50300188
Holy tourist. Get out.

WHRER ARE THE RESULTS !!! AAAHHH

>>50300206
the survey closes in like 3 hours I think

>>50300118
Last year was fair, this year is not.

>>50300193
Sorry. I didn't know you were allergic to animals girls. Please accept my humble apology.

>>50300219
*anime girls.
Stupid spell check. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.

>>50300208
any idea what we shall do in the next three hours?

>>50300219
look at that beautiful doughball, I want to consensually grope her

>>50300233
I'm testing the tensile strenght of my equipment and the pros and cons of the different materials I bought, store owner looked me weird but when I told him I wasn going to rockclimb for sure he got really cheerful and started to explain me stuff. He was very helpful telling me which one is less rough to the skin, I want the one that tights the most gently but effectively so I could last longer

>>50300246
/sp/ is that way, we talk about jav idols here.

>>50300233
>any idea what we shall do in the next three hours?
Pondering how many sirs will be getting DUNK'd in the pool perhaps.

>>50300188
>>50300219
This guy doesn't even know the wilted meme. These are the tourists you play with.

>>50300277
knowing my luck I'll get j*ne and be the laughing stock of /jav/ for eons

>>50300269
No we talk about GACHA here.

>>50300297
Yeah this gotchu activity we parkour messiers talk here, I know, I'm part of this group for many years already

>>50300217
>Last year was fair
>this year is not.
You can sit this one out if you like, cowboy. Just let the young sirs simply have there fill.

>>50300304
miss that nose

>>50300238
>I want to consensually grope her
Yes. Yes. That atta boy!
Sample the PUDDING.
Beans Yamazaki will not mind.

>>50300304
why did she went rock climbing sirs?

>>50300071
So it really is namefag circlejerk faggotry. At least you admit it.

>>50300291
>knowing my luck I'll get j*ne and be the laughing stock of /jav/ for eons
I don't want June. No. No. No.
Gimme Reo-chan instead!

>>50300348
You really want to be bullied that badly, huh. Fine. I'll grant you your wish!

>>50300348
>he cant name yet keep track of over 400 javlets
kek

>>50300370
Attentionwhore tard think he's bullying me because he shits himself in public. Put your namefag on.

>>50300394
You will know who I am am once the results are in. Be patient and wait like the rest of us.

>>50300375
Not surprised mirukek is one of the shitposters.

>>50296593
I take it back BLK-676 was kino this is the sluttiest ive seen Yuri Oshikawa act in fucking ages

>>50300413
Put up your namefag shitboy. Show yourself.

I've been addicted to lesbian oil wrestling lately, I have no idea why but it's so good

>>50300476
You will find out within an hour and twenty minutes from now.

>>50300515
Haven't watched lesbian wrestling in awhile. The ones with Haruki Sato left a fond impression on me.

>>50300515
kaho did lesbian oil wrestling with monapai and it was probably the hottest thing she's ever done

>>50300519
Coward little boy. You're getting bullied.

Is like watching my parents fight, this isn't going to help me with my mental stability

>>50300641
if you're feeling nostalgic wait till we start blaming it all on you and then beating the shit out of you.

>>50300430
sry not him. but I also like to shitpost with her occasionally

>>50300641
Do they get physical haha?

>>50300681
You got caught redhanded.

>>50300331
but i do mind

Will I be considered retired if I void in this version?

>>50300792
Only if you POOL J*ne

>>50300767
I don goofed havent I ha ha

why Mitani looks like she's wearing a wig for like almost all titles this year?

>>50300792
Yes and your harem will be thrown in the pool next session.

>>50300804
damn even be retardied is hard nowadays

we're back

>>50300811
She has a white cuck bf

it's been eight hours, are we ded or wut

saars.... where is NIMA-066.. why is this gopher teasing us like that,...

Give me a (you) if you are one of the other multiple mirubros

>>50301015
Leaving work right now, I’ll close the survey in 30min and leave me 1 to two hours for the results. Please understand.

nah, only sakamichisirs here