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Anonymous
6/10/2025, 1:36:41 AM No.63808152
Bir_Tawil-Map-1-542x420
Bir_Tawil-Map-1-542x420
md5: a4655787ba5e94b0f3ae26b7980ba969๐Ÿ”
Due to legal fuckery, you are now the owner of Bir Tawil.
How do you militarize it?
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Anonymous
6/10/2025, 1:38:26 AM No.63808159
I sell it to North Korea for $3.50.
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 1:41:17 AM No.63808170
bugbuss
bugbuss
md5: 632d511c1c323411135feda8d628edeb๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>63808174 >>63812281
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 1:42:22 AM No.63808174
>>63808170
Ffs I was just about to post something like that.
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 1:47:37 AM No.63808188
>>63808152 (OP)
>disputed border
>neither country claims it
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Anonymous
6/10/2025, 1:52:06 AM No.63808209
>>63808188
Yeah, that's not hard to understand. Egypt claims everything north of whatever the funny straight line parallel is, Sudan claims every south of their silly squiggle. Because the Bir Tawil lies *north* of the silly squiggle and *south* of the straight parallel, neither side claims it.
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 2:03:40 AM No.63808249
e6dl3kofum691
e6dl3kofum691
md5: 8df03cbefaedfc151fd060eab713727a๐Ÿ”
>>63808188
Honestly pretty hilarious
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 2:20:21 AM No.63808308
>>63808152 (OP)
Wait for some desert tribesmen to walk through and give them free guns. Would be neat to see Berbers or Tauregs with precision rifles even if I doubt they would be good shots and neither Berbers nor Tauregs live in Sudan.
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 2:48:30 AM No.63808410
>>63808152 (OP)
Someone somewhere needs sand to make circuit boards to put in missiles. I will sell them that sand.
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 2:52:27 AM No.63808419
Bir_Tawil
Bir_Tawil
md5: a31143456886aef4e2f83cf9b02b3b10๐Ÿ”
>>63808152 (OP)
Its got itself a fairly large population already. Reaping the benefits of no governance, towns spring into existence.
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Anonymous
6/10/2025, 3:47:26 AM No.63808604
>>63808419
What do they eat and drink?
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 4:26:37 AM No.63808759
>>63808152 (OP)
Rape dungeons, 1 per acre.
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Anonymous
6/10/2025, 4:35:30 AM No.63808802
>>63808152 (OP)
Threaten any theoretical enemy that I'll send my population as unpaid interns to work in their countries.
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 4:43:40 AM No.63808844
>>63808152 (OP)
everyone is given a remington rollig block in .43 spanish
constables have mauser pistol red 9s with the wood stock and brace of stripper clips
shotguns are double barrel sxs 8 inch barrels
the headwear are fezs
whatever brown color khaki uniform.
uh they have whistles the train sounding kind

im lazy the military is italian fascist style uniforms with those calvary carcanos with the cool bayonet.
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 6:30:07 AM No.63809214
>>63808152 (OP)
Every man gets an SKS and and a set of desert fatigues and is told to report for militia duty every Saturday.

Beyond that, what the hell could you really do? It looks like it's 99% sand and 1% dirt poor nafris.
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 6:37:04 AM No.63809236
>>63808419
Its actually nuts theres 10 of thousands of people there, and big excavations. >>63808759
might be right
The spoil from the diggings is industrial scale. I guess they are mining gold.
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 8:22:02 AM No.63809504
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b0e
md5: 2dc4254f16ca6249da44481cf45747f8๐Ÿ”
>>63808152 (OP)
Nulle terre sans seigneur
If no country claims Bir Tawil, it doesn't exist.
That's just science
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 8:24:22 AM No.63809507
>>63808188
>t. has never gotten into a fight over a declaration of "one, two, three, not it"
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 8:40:41 AM No.63809530
>>63808152 (OP)
with no access to the ocean or any river it's uninhabitable sand, it can't support a population to support a military

I guess you could cover the entire area in solar panels and sell power to Egypt and Sudan and hire some PMC to patrol it in electrified land cruisers and maybe that breaks even
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Anonymous
6/10/2025, 9:47:32 AM No.63809621
>>63809530
You could also have a lot of other side hustles like being a tax haven, flag of convenience for ships, location for shit that would be illegal anywhere else, etc. just remember to fuck off before egypt and sudan spitroast you
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 9:52:55 AM No.63809628
guys I got a brilliant idea
dig a huge pit, like fucking strip mine massive
then take peoples garbage for money and dump it into the sandy pit, and seal it off once itโ€™s full in like 50-100 years.
Military to patrol the garbage pit so no illegal dumping (aka people not paying you to take their waste) happens
And since itโ€™s an uninhabitable desert shithole who gives a fuck about pthalates or pollution nearby?
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Anonymous
6/10/2025, 10:06:47 AM No.63809650
>>63809628
making one giant pit is stupid but landfill is an otherwise lucrative business if you happen to own land no one cares about
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Anonymous
6/10/2025, 12:43:05 PM No.63809860
>>63808152 (OP)
First need to industrialise it
>No water
Shit load of air wells, get water and attempt irrigation or support a population without full reliance on water exports
>No electricity
Shit load of solar panels and wind turbines, wind speed in the region would support the wind turbines, can now export electricity
>Heavy industry
As other anons have said mining
>Service industry
As one anon said, tax haven, flag of convenience, and then with all the electricity host servers
>Military
It's Africa so drones, FPV drones, helicopters, and 500 mercenaries would be enough unless Sudan or Egypt became interested enough.
>All of the above
Would expect at that point if its all worked that it would then support a permanent population either working in, adjacent to or supported by those industries like shops, fastfood, car salesmen, teachers etc and then there's a taxbase. Only problem is first getting everything running, the upfront cost and then being able to get people to move there.
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Anonymous
6/10/2025, 2:14:21 PM No.63810051
>>63809860
Region is landlocked and sandwiched between two countries, it's fucked.
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 2:22:46 PM No.63810071
>>63808152 (OP)
I dig. ALL WILL BE TRENCH
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Anonymous
6/10/2025, 6:53:55 PM No.63810937
>>63809860
I like this idea + mini Vegas. You could get by with a lot of drones, drugs, and gambling.
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Anonymous
6/10/2025, 6:55:13 PM No.63810940
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>>63810071
Anon is this you?
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 11:29:34 PM No.63812024
If you're taking land from Sudan and want a real challenge then go for the Abyei Area, oil rich, temperate, but a population that wants to be independent and two nations that actively claim it but aren't capable of taking it from the other or those living there.
>>63810937
>Mini-vegas and gambling
Overlooked that, would be something you'd want to do as Saudis love to gamble and so do a lot of Arabs despite making it legal in their own countries. Fit an airport in and you could get them flying in their private jets to lose at your tables rather than them using the nearby airport in Egypt, you can also make the airport a freeport and maybe expand freight options for your little nation.
>Drugs
You could do that but then you run the risk of actual states coming to fuck your shit up because you're so small and countries tend to frown on states actively being involved in the drug trade, idea is to do everything up to making a bigger country want to invade or depose you.
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:25:31 AM No.63812281
>>63808170
This, rename it rapeland to keep all the normies and jews out.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:19:36 AM No.63812842
>>63808152 (OP)
I'd do a Last Oasis tech army of bedouins and shred the government
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:25:29 AM No.63812852
>>63809650
Especially if properly monetized and managed. He probably doesn't know anything about waste industry.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:58:51 AM No.63812979
1280px-SR-place-Tel_Mithryn
1280px-SR-place-Tel_Mithryn
md5: f11c743ae9dab82d69a186541d0f25e8๐Ÿ”
>>63808152 (OP)
Bir Tawli sounds like a city in Morrowind
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 4:05:31 AM No.63813017
>>63808152 (OP)
i fill it with mines
no one should be there so they should be harmless
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 4:31:59 AM No.63813150
>>63808152 (OP)
>import flips who can make 1911s in a shed
>import those pakis who make guns in the open market
>import a bunch of rednecks/hicks
>import a bunch of cowboys
>free citizenship to US veterans
>allow America to build a base
>solar
>nuclear
>underground cities/tunnels
>whatever Ghaddaffi did to make the land fertile
>BUILD A WALL
>trade with Italy and France and learn agriculture from them
>have one animal species be the national mascot, if no animals make it an eagle from the area/plant a bunch of natural plants
>trade with Egypt and Sudan
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:16:54 PM No.63815878
sell it to the jews I understand they've been trying to get some more land.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:49:13 AM No.63817814
>>63813150
>Ghaddaffi did to make the land fertile
lol
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:52:01 AM No.63817825
>>63808152 (OP)
i would turn it into a massive arena and force people people to fight madmax style and make billions producing a live tv show
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:21:56 PM No.63819204
>>63817825
Ok Tina Turner
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:33:51 PM No.63819225
I would re-enact apartheid policies
I would make a safe haven for white people
I would ban jews
I would build a big beautiful wall
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:39:57 PM No.63819239
>>63819225
>t. ard
None of those things are good ideas.
This already is a segregated haven for white people lol
Move to a gated community and never see a brown again. You dumb poor
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:43:32 PM No.63819249
>>63819239
haha, no. faggot.
I will do what I want in my tiny african ethnostate.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:20:44 PM No.63819383
bir tawil
bir tawil
md5: 776370cd1093c9b8752f12d64aa03ade๐Ÿ”
>>63808152 (OP)
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:58:15 PM No.63821712
>>63812024
You're going to need to go full eco-futurism hippie to set up large scale inhabitation of Bir Tawil. The lack of water means atmospheric water generation which requires a ton of power, meaning you need to set up your buildings for maximum passive cooling and low-energy consumption and lots of land for solar and wind production. At the same time you're also going to want radiative condensation collectors on as many buildings as you can to supplement your large-scale collection capacity. Gambling and being a legal/banking convenience are your best economic moves, but you're not going to be able to look like Vegas without some kind of firm guarantees from either Egypt or Sudan to keep you supplied with water, food, and power. It also means you could do some really cool stuff with subterranean development like underground concourses, entertainment facilities, and transit.