>So you're my new loader huh? Ok kid, let's see what you can do.

>>63817859 (OP)
Is girrl, yes?

I'll get it in fast and hard ma'am.

>>63817859 (OP)
Sometimes I get excited and pre-load.

>>63817859 (OP)
>ma’am, your helmet is too big

>>63817859 (OP)
I can't tell the rank, is that a butter bar? Also fucking Nevada NG lol.

>>63817859 (OP)
Some times I spit on the breach before I jam it in

>>63817859 (OP)
>Fires a load onto the floor of turret

>>63818275
Yes

why does tonk smell of yeast and tuna?

>>63817859 (OP)
>mfw

They call me the Loadmaster

>>63818275
>Is that a butter bar?
It’s a butter face.

>>63817859 (OP)
Women...smell when on their period. I don't wanna get cooped up in a tank when that happens.

>>63817859 (OP)
I don't trust my wife to drive my car, what makes you think I'd trust a woman with a tank?

>>63819190
I mean, you're probably safer inside the tank...

>>63819138
imagine the pheromones.
her PMSing would probably lead to me caving and fucking her under the tank

>ok kid aim at all four lights
>good work. now, do you want your controls inverted?

>>63817859 (OP)
Am I gay if I noticed the two tone camo on the Abrams before the girl?

>>63819283
no, you just prioritize cool shit over pussy like any actual male with real interests.

>>63818476
Based

>>63819283
I believe you are what the zoomers refer to as “super straight”

>>63817859 (OP)
Did they run out of money for the tanks paintjob?

Five seconds is all I need.

All USMIL combat arms should be ONLY women.
That way, sending 'women in harms way' 10,000 miles away for some jews benefit would be less palatable for the US Public.
Plus, the KEKS would be biblical.

>>63820103
Very xitter-coded post

>>63820420
>-coded

>>63821898
basedteens are weird man

>>63821898
What level of schizophrenia do you even need to be to make something like this?