Not heading towards anywhere but avoiding israeli strikes

>>63836572 (OP)
>we may not get another thirdie Moskva moment

>>63836572 (OP)
like anyone gives a fuck about their "carriers'

lol that piece of shit has to be waaaaay down on Israel's priority list

>>63836572 (OP)
happening status?

I figured it'd be easier to recover in port when it gets hit.

>>63836593
They can launch drones
Which are currently hitting israeli airspace

>>63836622
maybe they should hit israeli air bases instead

>>63836637
Theyre simply copying Israels way of hitting targets

>>63836609
goon status?

>>63836730
cooming

>>63836572 (OP)
can the israelis just sink them for the lolz. surely they are just big easy to spot targets

>>63836749
Is that Ben Shapiro's sister?

>>63836572 (OP)
Hit it anyway.

>>63836749
penis status?

>>63836572 (OP)
bandar abbas was already struck multiple times but im guessing its just against the air defenses

>>63836609
Damn, she could pick her nose with that thing.

>>63836609
I fear for the safety of my prostrate.

>>63836572 (OP)
Isn't this worse?
The Israelis can still hit it, but now instead of sinking just below the surface in port it sinks 300 feet.
Or do they not have the capability to raise it anyway and it's just better to not create an underwater obstacle?

>>63836572 (OP)
Do you think lsrael would risk their submarines and use them in an offensive role?

>moving ships AWAY from all the aa near port to avoid AIR strikes
???

>>63836588
Moskva wasn't in port when she sank. There is still hope
Tbf it would be more like a shitty Shinano
>barely finish construction
>sink

>>63836593
I care.
They're incredibly funy
I was worried israel might sink them in port or something.
Go go, 2×4 technology CVs, either to survive, or preferably, do something silly

>>63837307
Also it's a chance for some hot AShM action. Please Iran, my balls are so very blue from your air force pulling a turn pink and die on the tarmac

>>63836622
No Iranian drones even made it to Israeli airspace, the only hits we've seen were ballistic missiles.

>>63836749
>jumping at the top of the swing with a rope long enough to make contact with the ground well before it reaches her feet
did they stop teaching zoomers how to jump rope

>>63836572 (OP)
Maybe to block the straight of Hormuz?

>>63837331
Targeting pod video footage of an AShM being used in anger would be incredibly kino

>>63837535
to be fair, jump rope is fucking retarded. hated that shit in PE. only thing worse was the climbing rope

>>63836666
They took out Israel nuclear capabilities?

>>63837331
>AShM
How about a torpedo? I just want to see keel breaking, captured on modern camera

>>63836666
>6666
Okay, Iblis

i'm more interested in their kilos, fatehs and midget subs, all of which are a serious threat.

bottoming out, i'd expect them to get shots off before being detected.

>>63838165
That'd be cool too, but something about a large ship being picked apart by AShMs and slowly succumbing is really appealing. I admit a missile bias.
Maybe I'm a sadist

>>63837110
Easier to lie to their citizens when the ship sinks. Hard to hide a sunken ship in harbor.

>>63836593
You do or you wouldn't be in this thread, let alone commenting.

>>63836609
Sauce?

>>63838508
Wtf are they going to say when it doesn't come back if that's the case?
That the carriers are hiding somewhere... Sleeping. No you may not see them!

>>63837224
A sub would be massive overkill for these. One F-35 could get both of them in a single sortie.

>>63838165
>I just want to see keel breaking
Quicksink

>>63841939
Is it out yet?

>>63841805
Yes. They'll tell them they're very busy parked off the coast of Israel hitting the evil jews and their pet americans with super advanced stealth drones and causing untold devastation. The population stupid enough to fall for it will, the population that doesn't will prefer keeping their mouth shut to getting put against the wall.

>>63836609
What gene causes such an extended tongue and does it affect breathing at all kek.

>>63842968
The most common cause is one of the complex of genes that cause hypermobility/"double joints", increase pain tolerance, give you super soft and stretchy skin, and make you resistant to several common anesthetics. Unfortunately it makes it *harder* to breathe by making your palate sag. Still, you can see why it gets passed down even if it's detrimental in most of the rest of your daily life...
>t. has hypermobility and made both a solid chunk of cash and two girlfriends by licking my own elbow in bars

>>63841805

The Japanese military hid the loss of their carriers at Midway from the general public for several years. I realize keeping it hidden in modern times is harder due to the internet and other developments, but it's not impossible.

>>63836666
the entire IRAF is gone because Israel blew it up, good luck copying that

>>63843209
It seems like a temporary measure at best but I suppose their red green carriers are of limited real military value anyway

I really don't understand why the US or Israel doesn't kick them while they're down. The world has a chance at completely deleting Iran's navy which would take them ages to rebuild if ever. Operation Praying Mantis 2.0, but this time instead of quitting after 8 hours we actually finish the goddamn job. Leave nothing to raise or salvage. And let's take out all Iranian flagged shipping while we're at it, especially the ships in ports and harbors. And their port facilities. It's like nobody knows how to fight a war anymore.

>>63844849
Crater all the roads leading to the ports and flatten every concrete production facility. Let's see them rebuild shipping infrastructure with bricks and donkeys.

>>63844864
Cluster bomb every donkey farm.

>>63844871
Then once everything has been utterly pulverized, mine the shit out of all of it with the politically incorrect mines that never expire, never deactivate.

>>63844871
That's a bit far isn't it? The donkeys are innocent.

>>63836609
wtf?? And I thought my tongue was long for being able to touch my nose tip...

>>63837864
oh fuck off, climbing rope was fun as hell

>>63837110
The Iranians are preemptively sailing them outside of the environment.
Thoughtful chaps

>>63844999
We're just putting the rape victims out of their misery, anon, and I'm not talking about the Iranians.

>>63836572 (OP)
whatever happened to that clownshoes "aircraft carrier" they were building out of a shipping liner

I for one am eagerly awaiting Iranian gyrocopter vs F35 footage

>>63849603
What do you think this thread is about, anon?

>>63843147
I appreciate the depth your comment went into, thank you anon.

>>63836572 (OP)
They must not have confidence in their AA capabilities if they're pulling away from land-based ones

>>63849629
NTA, but it seems to be about long-tongued sluts and their tactical implications.

>>63849618
I just want to see their scootypuff jr ekranoplans doing... whatever it is they're supposed to do.
They're allegedly supposed to recon/patrol/fast attack craft but I'm really nit seeing the attack part.
Where the fuck is the rest of the regular and IRGC navy anyway?

>>63836572 (OP)
The propaganda value of sinking an "aircraft carrier" would be huge. Israel should sink it

>>63852081
Those aren't ekranoplans

>>63852104
Yes they are

>>63852116
No they aren't. They're GEVs or WIGs, whichever you please

>>63852124
Im pleased with ekranoplane.

>>63852124
>They're GEVs or WIGs
That's literally what ekranoplans are dumbass

What's Iran going to do with a few carriers full of F35 drones anyway? Israeli asbm scuds can destroy them well outside of it's range

>>63852135
>>63852130
Correct, but not all gev's are ekranoplans. That's like calling a 737 the concord because they're both passenger jets

>>63852148
737s and concords are both subsets of ekranoplane.

>>63836588
>>63836609
Would be the first carrier lost since the USS Card right? Maybe the kikes should sink it just for bragging rights

>>63852519
I figured I'd take my 1986 honda ekranoplan to work the other day, but wouldn't you know it, the dam NK-87 blew a head gasket thr moment I got over 4k rpm. Last time I ever buy a japanese 4 pot!

>>63852536
And card was refloated and returned to service.
Somehow I doubt the Iranians will do the same..
It could be argued card was very nebulously a "carrier" at that point but since this is the silly iranian carriers we're talking about here, it seems like even ground

>>63852081
I feel like this concept as the basis of a anti ship cruise missile has been criminally ignored.

>>63853045
But sea skimming has been the basic AShM approach since like the 70's.

>>63836572 (OP)
Anyone notice how Iran's naval commander is like the only dude left alive?

>>63851085
No great thread ever stays on topic

>>63855207
I've read before (years ago, don't think it was here) a USN account that, regardless of the orders that get executed, their relations with Iranian Navy personnel are polite and professional. Maybe, in an attempt to have a functioning navy, there isn't as much kool-aid forced there.
Also just looked it up and apparently the IRIN commander is a Kurd

>>63836609
YOU GOTTA LOSE YOUR MIND IN DETROIT ROCK CITY

>>63836609
they made the transformers 2 gynoid real?

>>63855156
But how close can sea skimming missiles get to the sea?


>>63855207
>>63855260
Iran has many submarines, the DPRK helped them build dozens of small subs as well as very well protected bases for them. If i was in charge i'd be sure that i had 2-3 deputies in charge.

It's all a fantasy, it will never happen and Iran isn't that competent. We are watching their culture, civilization and nation die in real time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg2IooEFTp8

>>63855276

>>63855750
Pretty damn close, within 2 or so isn't unheard of in the terminal phase.
Even harpoon can do that.

>>63856000
Noted.

I need to examine the capabilities of sea skimming missiles, my knowledge seems to be dated.

>>63842936
It’s just a fucking jdam

Just curious — is Russia doing fuck all? Like, at a minimum send in some ships to do air search at least?

>>63836572 (OP)
The fact that the Israelis have been ignoring these pieces of shit the entire time speaks volumes.

>>63856110
you know the answer to that

Have the Israelis sunk the boat?
They've started spamming pepe threads again.

>>63856017
It's why AD missile range can be a gimmick if you don't have airborne AEW. You're doing to suddenly find that you've got a skimmer 2km away from the ship, and only the inlay defense has the capability to intercept it.

C'mon, hurry up and sink the piece of crap already. Would be funny.

>>63836572 (OP)
>.bsky.social

>>63856018
It's a jdam with a seeker head and specific software

>>63836609
must be ai??

>>63857586
Some people don't like to circlejerk in the retard cesspool. ""X"" sucks - but I bet you think it's great, don't you Corky?

>>63856110
Even before every available ship was tasked with hiding out in Novorossyisk, they wouldn't have come within two hundred nautical miles of this.

>>63859576
>the retard cesspool
You're already here. Besides, I'd prefer the retard cesspool over the pseud ideologue cesspool.

>>63859576
>Some people don't like to circlejerk in the retard cesspool
then why are you on bluesky? i dont disagree with you about X but its strange to trade one for its equivalent and pretend like theyre different

>>63859576
I don't really browse xitter but troonsky is infinitely worse

>>63859576
I'll never use twitter again if you can convince the retarded Japanese to stop using it to post their srt.
So goddamn tired of that shit, almost anywhere else is a better option.
But also fuck bluesky

>>63836572 (OP)
The rest of the navy seems to have followed them to fuck-offity-lsnd
I wonder where they're hiding
https://maritime-executive.com/editorials/iranian-navy-leaves-bandar-abbas-in-a-hurry

>>63856110
Moneyman has not returned Tehran's calls, sources familiar with the matter have said.

>>63856110
>Russian soldier, remember: Motherland will abandon you. Always
I guess, it's the same thing regarding Russian allies.
Although, what can Russia do? Send drones to help bomb Israel?

>>63856017
More modern ones can do some downright sppoky shot, like work as a pack and designate one missile as a sacrifice to distract CIWS.
It's cool stuff, at sea is where missiles truly shine