Fa/k/e Cops, pretending to be cops
Buying cop gear, wearing cop gear, buying cop cars that look vaguely similar to your local precinct.
Use cop issued guns, with cop haircuts

Pulling over kommandos because they are too afraid to run, getting the jump on kommandos because they are too afraid to draw.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox1zwCBeRTY

I couldn't imagine wanting to sit in your car for hours on end for free. It's like stolen valor. If you want to beat off in porta johns you can do it for free not in cammies.

>>63839106 (OP)
>Law and Crime Network
Fuck off John Morgan.

>>63839106 (OP)

*knock knock*

>>63840448
>wears a police uniform to gain trust
>but also wears a rubber mask so everyone knows he's up to no good
Uhh?

>>63840746
But it worked

>>63840448
>>63840746
it's like he didn't even try, get a pair of glasses and a beanie maybe, or a PD basecap or something

>>63840448
There's the off-topic post about current events that the thread was intended to be about the entire time.

>>63839106 (OP)

>>63842097
As the niggers love to say...

>GOTTEEM!!!

>>63840448
I drive

Am i the only one who thinks american police badges are corny and tacky? They're enormous and garish and they look like toy versions of the real thing. Kinda remind me of judge dredd honestly.

>>63845255
I think they're cool but having different jurisdictions is cucked

>>63845255
You sound like a law breaker. Please step out your car.
>I tell you to get on your knees.
>I execute you with a bullet to the back of your head.

>>63844628
Not today T-1000

>>63845255
>They're enormous and garish and they look like toy versions of the real thing
quick nobody tell him about the airforce

>>63845255
Easy to recreate

>>63845255
They're supposed to be because they are a symbol of the holders authority. It also.makes a real cop more easily recognizable for average people. This is important for community trust.

>>63848236
>This is important for community trust.
How come warrior mentality is still being taught and widely accepted? Community is not going to accept an authority that treats them as a threat constantly.

>>63842097
This guy gets it

>>63844628
I’m surprised it took so long for Dewitt to show up lmao

>>63847632
Anon, those swords are shitposting by the enlisted towards whoever is retiring. The more garish and retarded the thing, the more hated you were.

>>63848299
Does this mean trump's going to be given a sword on a flatbed when he leaves offices given he already got his military birthday parade?

>>63848272
Because the other half of being a cop is dealing with niggers

>>63848332
Think about something other than Trump for 90 seconds.

>>63848362
Not when he's about to start a war with Iran.

>>63848423
That's Israel

>>63840746
>>63840909
>>63840909
you cant expect coherent planning from the mentally ill

>>63848478
That's who he works for yes

>>63848272
You've already "accepted" them whether you like it or not, now get ready to either use your guns or hand them over without a fight when they kick in your door because you criticized Israel

>>63848272
The job is 95% dealing with hyper-aggressive human trash who don't see empathy as a positive trait so it leads to hyper-aggressive authorities who sometimes Guy McNormal has the misfortune of getting into the crosshairs of because he went 50 in a 30

as if real cops werent bad enough, you have fake ones too

>>63851402
Bad cops are a symptom of a low-trust society not the other way around. It's not uncommon for villages in rural Japan to either have one cop (who carries a whistle and \maybe\ a stick) or just a telephone.

>>63848272
>How come warrior mentality is still being taught
because they literally have to fight people. Also, if you weren't being willfully deceptive, you'd have acknowledged that part of the "warrior mentality" being taught is that a cop is supposed to be a "warrior in a garden," reminding them to not absolutely murk Guy McNormal

Real fake cops

you know it’s a real cop when you see their full sleeve tattoo