Thread 63849102

How do troops training in the Southwest deal with skinwalker infiltrations?

>>63849102 (OP)
they ask nicely, southwest skinwalkers can't lie if you ask nicely, trust me I am an expert

>>63849106
Seems trustworthy.

>>63849106
>>63849128
Agreed, I would allow that man to guide me through the desert solo.

>>63849102 (OP)
We mostly just assume the form of nubile tight latinas.

I wouldn't worry about it

>>63849106
This is completely right, I too have useful skin covering delicious human meat and can attest southwest skinwalkers are sticklers for manners!
>>63849143
Solo guided through the desert is the most polite be assured. And relaxed!

>>63849106
Thats not exactly true
Skin walkers are unable to lie but they can twist the truth to fool you

But if you keep conversation minimal like one or two words then yes they will be forced to help you unless they kill you

>>63849407
thats only South eastern skinwalkers that will try to twist the truth, Southwest ones are unable to, its part of the rules in that area

>>63849202
only way to mask the wet towel smell effectively

>>63849202
Can skinwalkers really be distracted with pussy? I assumed they worked on typical monster rules, meaning all they do is eat.

>>63849456
No no, they distract YOU with pussy.

>>63849202
>>63849494
Skinwalkers don't sound so bad

>>63849494
Ah, the old anglerfish routine. Remind me never to go camping in the Southwest.

>>63849518
Dying while inside something is pretty cool way to die ngl

>>63849102 (OP)
They stay away from groups that large outside of mild trolling, typical predator behavior applies.

>>63849456
Skinwalkers aren't monsters, they are witches that can take the form of animals

Draw straws and eat the loser. This will turn you into a wendigo and make you powerful enough to fight skinwalkers.

>>63849543
You really don't want a glorious death by "¡Ay papi!"?

>>63849612
Nice try haint. I know what death at a skinwalker's hands looks like, and it ain't snu snu.

>>63849567
>you will never be a wendigo
i hate my life

>>63849645
You can crowdfund a transition. Just use wendigogo.

>>63849102 (OP)
If you're suspicious someone you know is a skinwalker, just ask them if they are in the bureau of firewater tobacco and thundersticks. If they go on a rant about government overreach then they are human, skinwalkers don't own thundersticks so they don't hate glowniggers.
>t.slapahoe tribesman

>>63849102 (OP)
They get together and watch screenings of Ravenous on old-timey projectors to better familiarize themselves with the threat. https://youtu.be/l7BDiNktrLU

>>63849612
I love hispanic girls so bad bros

>>63849202
>WE

>>63849864
This looks fucking terrible. Is it cringekino?

>>63850245
I think it's just that late 90's trailers were something else. It's a fun period piece highly relevant to this thread's interests, and the kind of film /k/ might enjoy. A fascinating depiction of a remote U.S. colonial fort responding to a Donner party style disaster. It's bombastic, and maybe campy in some places, but not anything like 'so-bad-it's-good'. It used to be free to watch on Youtube, so it was easier for anyone to see.

>>63849102 (OP)
Simple. If the liaison attached to your unit tells you to do something, you fucking do it. No matter what it is, you do it. Don't run it by the LT first, don't object to it on religious grounds, just do it.
Don't bother with night vision. Anything that shows on thermal isn't worth worrying about and if everyone's running around with nods on, it won't have any trouble at all disguising its true eyes. Obviously, sentries should be posted in threes and don't rely on countersigns, if they really want it they'll get it out of you whether you're still breathing or not.
And if morning comes and the headcount is one short... trust me when I say you can learn to live with that, eventually. It's when everyone is present and accounted for that you should start sweating.

GUYS

>>63850663
wtf is that

>>63849645
>you are a wendigo
i ate my wife

>>63850663
Bastards be everywhere

>>63850663
those are clearly a pair of racoons that were startled by your security light and not a fucking wendigo. what would we even be doing in suburbia? sure there's a lot of easy targets but it's a lot easier to make someone disappear innawoods plus no security cameras

5.56 silver tipped dipped in white ash does the trick.

>>63856398
wendigos having been moving to the burbs to get away from the more criminal elements of the inner woods

>>63849202
So none of you are legal

Had this skinwalker think he was cute infiltrating my platoon. Put his ass on ck duty, when he got back instantly put him onto ECP guard, then made him do equipment layouts, and he wasn't allowed to bed down until he PMCSd the stryker by the TM, ended it with giving him the 0000-0100 and 0300-0400 night guard shifts as punishment for fucking up on the vehicle ID test we had. He said "fuck this, you're a toxic leader" transformed into a wolf then bounced out. Pussy.

>>63855362
Super Kek

>>63856497
>wendiggers exist and are driving wendigoes out of the deep woods
Fuck.

>>63856637
I wouldn't worry about it.

>>63856398
>we

>>63849202
Nobody, fucking NOBODY in the SW looks like that. All the spic women have very heavy native admixture and the classic dull-eyed toad-bodied goblina phenotype that accompanies it.

>>63858200
Well, duh, but we have to assume a pleasing form to lure... invite you to... parties.