Thread 63850732 - /k/ [Archived: 931 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:38:38 AM No.63850732
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>you become the leader of Mali
How do you fix this situation?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:43:56 AM No.63850744
>>63850732 (OP)
You don't.
That said any long term solution has to involve kicking the ruskis out since they are the best recruiting tool for the jihadists.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:45:55 AM No.63850746
>>63850732 (OP)
>you become the leader of dumb niggers
I'll beg frogs to return and fix shit for me
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:57:07 AM No.63850766
>>63850746
>Non.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:55:58 AM No.63850882
>>63850732 (OP)
Grant nominal autonomy to the Tuaregs, giving them a SEZ in Azawad (and making the name of the region official) in exchange for them helping out against the hadjis. Tell the ukrainian gov they have free reign on russians and first dibs at the loot if they send over SF advisors to help train and reform the military. Try and get the french back, even if it probably won't happen.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:03:06 AM No.63850894
>>63850766
Tu connais que tu veux ca. Un autre voyage dans le Afrique serait amusant
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:04:07 AM No.63850896
>>63850732 (OP)
If I became leader of Mali I would just sarin gas everything and depopulate the entire country then let foreign countries strip the land of natural resources because I literally despise nigs
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:04:18 AM No.63850898
>>63850894
Nah. If I wanna go to Africa I've got Paris nearby for that.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:07:03 AM No.63850901
>>63850732 (OP)
Research tigui so that my town centers will resist raiding, tech into cavalry.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:15:49 AM No.63850917
>>63850732 (OP)
genocide rebel settlements

usually how it went in the region until 200ish years ago.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:16:00 AM No.63850918
>>63850732 (OP)
I'd suck up all the money in Mali, put them in a Swiss bank and get out of there as fast as possible.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:23:13 PM No.63851090
>>63850732 (OP)
Round up some still alive executive outcomes guys, have them put together a new company, proceed to death squad the baddies over a 12 week period.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:30:24 PM No.63851101
>>63850732 (OP)
>Pas mon problème
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:34:34 PM No.63851107
>>63850746

Didn't they get the frogs to help them smoke the jihadis about a decade ago, then the Russians pulled a psyop to make Malians hate the French and see the intervention as "imperialist" and now they're back to case one?

Africa is something else desu.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:40:25 PM No.63851118
>>63851107
That's basically what happened. I've talked to a lot of Malians, and all of them now believe frogs of all people made deals with the terrorists and gave them russian weapons. They are the dumbest African breed ever, they don't believe installing solar panels is interesting because it's a white people technology. They hate whites but beg for them H24 for help because they can't accomplish shit. They complain about their economy being controlled by France but they can't count past 10, it's unbelievable how the victim propaganda is fucking them
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:42:48 PM No.63851125
>>63850746
All of Francophone Africa sucks ass, I call either the Germans or the Brits to fix things.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:26:27 PM No.63851194
>>63851118
A friend of mine did some work in Mali as a legionnaire 12 years ago. He said Malians were a worthless deceitful people with basically no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

His words:
>you ever see a drug addict look at you as though they’re wondering what they can get out of you?
>you know, that soulless looking through you?
>That’s basically all Malians.
>They’re irredeemable animals and probably the previous model of human. I’m surprised they exist at all

He really liked some of the action he saw, but hated the “humanitarian” shit he had to do as he hated the people.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:36:38 PM No.63851226
>>63850918
based
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:39:00 PM No.63851232
>>63850882
Came here to say this.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:00:56 AM No.63855798
Leave to dubai
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:04:29 AM No.63855812
>>63850746
Imagine what went through the GTIA commander's mind when he saw the new Malian admin completely fuck the situation he worked so hard to unfuck
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:10:04 AM No.63855843
>>63850732 (OP)
Step 1: Beg the French to come back
>Step 2: Recruit Tuareg militias that are paid directly by the army
Step 3: Give the north limited financial autonomy, i.e. they collect their own taxes and get to keep some of what they collect and determine how it is used
>Step 4: Buy a million cheap drones and hit anything that moves along the border with Algeria
Step 5: Get murdered in a coup d'etat
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:13:06 AM No.63855850
>>63850732 (OP)
Let the Tuaregs secede on condition they continue to make cool music
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:13:28 AM No.63855852
>>63855843
Don't forget step 6
>new guy that comes in fucks it all up and undoes all your work
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:16:12 AM No.63855863
>>63850732 (OP)
>paperbag test everyone in country
>everyone who fails ends up in a mass grave
>become a tax haven and libertarian paradise, attracting white people
>government incentives to have large families
>government incentives to attract high iq people
>sort of a natsoc libertarian fascist style of government
>second amendment is our first amendment
>also free guns for everyone who can pass an iq test
>anime and Ukraine posters are illegal
>everyone who is single is assigned a 5/10 bland but loyal gf
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:16:23 AM No.63855866
Why would I want to fix it? I’m doing fine extracting whatever wealth there is while keeping my rivals out of it. I have no interest whatsoever in the political and cultural situation of the peasants beyond the state of the political chessboard. It’s not terribly complicated.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:18:37 AM No.63855879
>>63855863
>sort of a natsoc libertarian fascist style of government
nigger what the fuck does this mean
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:20:06 AM No.63855887
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>>63855843
>Step 1: Beg the French to come back
>Step 5: Get murdered in a coup d'etat
A French sponsored coup, of course
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:21:28 AM No.63855895
Cut a deal with the Tuareg to give them an autonomous province or something, cut a deal with Niger and Burkina Faso to coordinate a genocide against the Fulani.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:21:40 AM No.63855897
>>63855879
Hands off government unless it's helping out its citizens but also moat of what the gov does is for the benefit of the country
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:26:23 AM No.63855914
>>63850732 (OP)
Blame Islam and have everyone gang up on them while I figure out what the fuck to do next.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:27:53 AM No.63855921
>>63850732 (OP)
kill everyone and then myself
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:54:01 AM No.63856010
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Step 1: Unilaterally adopt the Euro with immediate effect.
Step 2: Mandate English-language instruction in all elementary schools.
Step 3: Invite in French "peacekeepers".
Step 4: Win in the long run.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:04:06 AM No.63856029
>>63855887
bien sûr
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:04:33 AM No.63856030
abstract kind of government
abstract kind of government
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>>63855863
>>63855879
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:12:00 AM No.63856055
>>63856010
>Step 2: Mandate English-language instruction in all elementary schools.
>Step 3: Invite in French "peacekeepers".
Sacrebleu rosbif!
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:13:14 AM No.63856057
>>63856055
I was just thinking about the Singapore model.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:14:32 AM No.63856062
>>63856030
kek
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:16:13 AM No.63856441
>>63851107
Most Africans are literal low IQ retards who can't plan long term and this is why the continent is in such an awful state with nothing to show for it.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:17:33 AM No.63856444
>>63850732 (OP)
I don't. Instead, I steal as much wealth as I can and abscond to somewhere civilized to live out the rest of my days in luxury.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:57:29 AM No.63856673
stop being everyone's pawn would be my day one move—deny both the salad and the knife from "princely" benefactors. direct public narrative to tired pan-sahel mythology just to churn out enough centripetal force; get twenty technocratic mercs to fix infrastructure collapse on HC terms; drip-feed local warlords slightly above-market rates ('avoid cassidy effect syndrome’), whatever it takes for bad actors to self-compete. try not to get assassinated mainly.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:05:52 AM No.63856690
>>63851118
RT works overtime in Africa to create false narratives, it's not really a surprise since the west tends to just pretend they don't exist.
A people with little knowledge of written history are ripe for reprogramming.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:56:17 AM No.63857085
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The former president of Niger is still held hostage by the junta that couped him for being too sensible and the situation is getting worse there too.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:11:13 PM No.63857130
I think I would learn how to beg in french.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:02:03 PM No.63857827
>>63850732 (OP)
1. Make a deal with the Tuaregs for limited autonomy
2. Beg the Frogs to come back
3. Ask Ukraine for drone training and SF assistance, allow them to take all spoils from Wagner/Afrika corps in return
4. Replace administration with French officials, adopt the Euro as official currency and hand over direct control of the army to the legion
5. Mandatory French lessons for all citizens
6. Transfer all state reserves to the ECB
7. Make a grain deal with Ukraine
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:07:38 PM No.63857847
>>63856030
This is gonna be some 16 year old lurkers ideology for like 8 months.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:08:16 PM No.63857849
>>63850732 (OP)
Ask the French to come back.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:38:28 PM No.63859243
>>63850901
>tigui
what did he meant by this?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:39:24 PM No.63859248
>>63850732 (OP)
I would ask the russians to bring in... dang...
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:42:28 PM No.63859261
>>63857085
That guy deserves better, damn.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:13:31 PM No.63859382
>>63855863
>>63855897
>libertarian facism
how
>free guns for everyone who can pass an iq test
you would be noguns (aka nothing would change)
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:25:09 PM No.63859424
>>63850732 (OP)
I embezzle as much money as I can and flee the country to go fuck a bunch of white women until I drink, eat, and smoke myself to death
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:26:40 PM No.63859429
>>63850732 (OP)
kindly ask everybody to stop being a bunch of niggers and get their shit together