/k/, how would you like to die in war? Do you have a preference which weapon would you like to be killed with?

>>63853248 (OP)
Logically getting blown up before you even realize what was happening. Dead in a second.

>>63853248 (OP)
Sat on by Kim’s sister

>>63853248 (OP)
Nuked in Tel Aviv.

>>63853248 (OP)
Skydive into nuke

>>63853248 (OP)
I've always planned on being beaten to death by breasts. What weapon best matches up with that?

>>63853248 (OP)
War is fucking gay and retarded, and anyone who fetishizes it should be sent to an island where they can fight to the death with other faggots away from the rest of us.

>>63853290
That seems like an ineffective and drawn out process that you will begin to regret part way through.

>>63853315
it's really fucking gay

Imagine leaving your country to go have at some dick pulling and grab ass with foreign men while someone else fucks the women you grew up with

>>63853370
There's nothing sadder or more pathetic than joining the military.

Yeah, being part of meat wave#39935 in ukraine is going to be hellish.
Death squads/Drone operator/Avviation/tanker/Hunter isnteD of hunted on the other hand.

>>63853248 (OP)
Ideally I die in a place with snow so I can bleed out wearing a cool jacket

>>63853349
That sounds like quitter talk to me...

>>63853248 (OP)
Preferably taking an AC-20 through the cockpit of my Atlas on Solaris.

Don't have a preferred way. Probably going to be bombed by russian ARMs.if it comes to that.

>>63853248 (OP)

Getting shot down leading a bayonet charge with sword in hand like my favorite Samurai LARPers

Any way is fine as long as my penis is inside the vagina of one of the enemy's women.

ive never seen good footage of the actual receiving end of a massive rocket artillery barrage so thats the one

>>63853494
Ngl, nice hat. Would you call that a Tyrolian Trilby?

>>63854516
>marriage visas
>a match made in heaven
There is somebody for everyone, boys!

>>63854591
you no longer have a dick, tranny.

>>63853257
fpbp

put me in an ammo-racked tank or something.

>>63853257
Unrealistic: Die with 15 bullet wounds after defending a vital position for long enough so that all my friends can make it to safety and the reinforcements can come in and win the war
Logical: >>63853257

>>63853248 (OP)
Old age.

>>63853248 (OP)
Longrod penetrator straight to my chest. Tanks are so cool, vros. If I'm going out, I want to experience what it's like to be on the receiving end.

Alternatively, stick my head down the cannon barrel as it fires.

>>63853248 (OP)
Forced to have sex with little girls until I die of exhaustion.

>>63853248 (OP)
>Pie in the sky wish
Get used as a sex slave by Iranian/Chinese chicks until I die of exhaustion, hopefully my mixed race bastards will avenge me.
>Realistic way
I’d think it would be cool to take a 14.5mm to the head, one moment your there and the next nothing, I just hope my skull fragments don’t act like shrapnel and end up inside my mates cause that would be gay

>>63853248 (OP)
be the radio operator, technician, panel dude in the background as the protagonist and antagonist spar over communications and the protagonist blows us up as im checking the radio or a instrument panel.

>>63854155
I'd die with you. I long to plant the cold steel in the enemy. To see my enemy's fear. To feel the mad fury of battle. To make the ancestors proud.