Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:40:38 AM No.63860895
>be me
>helping my bro set up his new house
>changing locks, installing smoke detectors, etc
>he starts talking about how "Ukraine started it" and "NATO provoked Russia"
>brain starts overheating
>he's just parroting Kremlin talking points like a damn RT livestream
>"bro you seriously believe that?"
>he smirks and hits me with the "Ukraine is full of Nazis" line
>drop the screwdriver
>put this geopolitically challenged mf in a headlock
>he starts flailing around
>let him go after a solid 8 seconds of reeducation
>he’s wheezing but lowkey thinking about things
>install the rest of the lightbulbs in silence
>next day he sends me a Zelensky meme with the Ukrainian flag emoji
>mission accomplished
>helping my bro set up his new house
>changing locks, installing smoke detectors, etc
>he starts talking about how "Ukraine started it" and "NATO provoked Russia"
>brain starts overheating
>he's just parroting Kremlin talking points like a damn RT livestream
>"bro you seriously believe that?"
>he smirks and hits me with the "Ukraine is full of Nazis" line
>drop the screwdriver
>put this geopolitically challenged mf in a headlock
>he starts flailing around
>let him go after a solid 8 seconds of reeducation
>he’s wheezing but lowkey thinking about things
>install the rest of the lightbulbs in silence
>next day he sends me a Zelensky meme with the Ukrainian flag emoji
>mission accomplished
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