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Anonymous No.63868855 [Report] >>63868858 >>63868880 >>63868884 >>63868892 >>63868902 >>63868910 >>63868921 >>63868923 >>63868926
What weapons would you use to defeat a genie?
Anonymous No.63868858 [Report]
>>63868855 (OP)
An imaginary one. Now you can get back to your cartoons, kiddo.
Anonymous No.63868880 [Report] >>63868889 >>63868898
>>63868855 (OP)
Lol that's so wacky, I wonder if the leftists have any funny 41% figures
Anonymous No.63868884 [Report]
>>63868855 (OP)
diplomacy and trickery if the Genie has not yet been released from his imprisonment.
diplomacy and agreements of alliance if said Genie has been released from his imprisonment.
once the genie's one your side, you're good.
Anonymous No.63868888 [Report] >>63868902
haha reddit you so crazy
Anonymous No.63868889 [Report]
>>63868880
>le 41%
Go back to /pol/ obsessed brownie
Anonymous No.63868892 [Report] >>63868902
>>63868855 (OP)
Where's evidence that this poll was even real?
Anonymous No.63868898 [Report]
>>63868880
Heh
Anonymous No.63868902 [Report]
>>63868888
>>63868855 (OP)
Checked
Allah blessed this thread
>>63868892
https://www.cbsnews.com/sacramento/news/poll-41-percent-of-trump-supporters-favor-bombing-aladdins-fictional-home-of-agrabah/

Here's a breakdown of how the supporters of each Republican candidate felt about attacking a country who may be harboring a genie.

Rick Santorum 34 percent
Chris Christie 33 percent
Jeb Bush 31 percent
Ted Cruz 30 percent
Marco Rubio 30 percent
Rand Paul 27 percent
Carly Fiorina 24 percent
Mike Huckabee 18 percent
Ben Carson 13 percent
John Kasich 11 percent
Prospective Republican voters 30 percent
No supporters of Jim Gilmore, Lindsay Graham or George Pataki favored bombing Agrabah, but their low poll numbers mean there was likely not a statistically relevant number of voters to draw from.

Martin O'Malley's supporters were the strongest supporters in the Democratic field of air strikes on the setting of one of Robin Williams' most notable roles. Here's a breakdown:

Martin O'Malley 39 percent
Bernie Sanders 23 percent
Hillary Clinton 13 percent
Prospective Democratic voters 19 percent
The survey polled 532 Republican voters and 525 Democratic primary voters on Dec. 16 and 17. The full results can be seen here.
Anonymous No.63868910 [Report]
>>63868855 (OP)
>weapons would you use to defeat a genie
encase the lamp in concrete and bury it at the bottom of a decommissioned mine, collapse the mine on top of it
Anonymous No.63868921 [Report]
>>63868855 (OP)
In the 1001 Nights, the main character of the framing story defeats a jinn with his dick, by fucking the jinn's wife while the jinn is sleeping.
Not that it was much of a challenge, the wife was a turboslut.
Anonymous No.63868923 [Report]
>>63868855 (OP)
Just use a crucifix.
Anonymous No.63868926 [Report] >>63868933
>>63868855 (OP)
Another genie
Anonymous No.63868933 [Report]
>>63868926
>he doesn't know about the genie gap
The United States is fucked in a magical conflict.