So tell me /k/, what your home defense weapon of choice that you will use to protect your property and your pregnant Twi'lek wife?

what a terrible excuse for a thread OP

Great thread OP, keep it up

>>63873454 (OP)
OP I have read and looked at some genuinely retarded things on 4chan and you may have just took a spot in the top 5.

>Your property and [your property]
Learn english ESL

>>63873454 (OP)
MUH DIIIIICK

I'd prefer a Quarian wife

>>63873454 (OP)
Rancor in the yard.

>>63873454 (OP)
Pregnant? Oh boy she got the lekku in the drawers iykyk

>>63873513
Reminder that Tali steals Normandy tech in ME1 to give to the Quarians.

A good Quarian is the same as a good Batarian.

>>63873485
>your
You’re you brainslug

>>63873454 (OP)
Pretty good thread OP. I use my service issue E-11 blaster rifle to protect my service issue Twi'lek wife (slave).

>>63873532
Yeah but Quarian women have wide hips and fat asses so it's okay. Batarians are fucking UGLY and have zero redeeming value

>>63873454 (OP)
A280 for me Relby V10 for her that should do it

>>63873513
>>63873549
How am I ever supposed to get deep throat?

>>63873454 (OP)

>>63873532
Cut them some slack, their planet's gone. :(

>>63873579
That's their own fucking fault.
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