LYING ABOUT MEDICAL HISTORY: GOOD (YMMV)
LYING ABOUT CRIMINAL HISTORY: BAD

>Resources:
>Before you ask a question, check the FAQ
pastebin.com/Rx0nDuga

>Free ASVAB Practice Tests
www.asvabpracticetests.com/

>Fort Jackson Army Basic Training Guide (Nov. 2020)
pastebin.com/yg972vRE (Short version)
pastebin.com/53tsDj90 (40 page version)

>Special Forces Fitness Guide
SWCS SFAS guide
https://www.goarmysof.army.mil/Portals/100/Documents/USAJFKSWCS%20SF%20Prep%20Manual.pdf?ver=b5Y4cCheXzm4z44sO0JVtg%3D%3D
Stew Smith Fitness
https://www.stewsmith.com/linkpages/sfart.htm#:~:text=PT%3A%20Every%20other%20day.,of%2040%20to%2050%20reps)

>www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/index.php
For all Army SF info.

>www.airwarriors.com/community/
Naval Aviator forum with info on Navy OCS

>bogidope.com/civilian-to-guard-or-reserve/the-ultimate-military-pilot-career-path-part-1/
Airforce Pilot guide - just do AFROTC, political science major, 4.0 with athletics is auto-acceptance

>Should I go Navy Enlisted Nuke?
No, you'll get cancer and a prolapsed asshole. http://i.imgur.com/FZ0Q9q4.png
tl;dr: Two year long school with suicidal furries as your co-workers

>Info on sf86
www.opm.gov/forms/pdf_fill/sf86.pdf

>How to get way overqualified physically for BMT/BCT when starting from nothing
pastebin.com/yGzadpNZ

>How can I get more college credits while I'm in without signing up for classes
CLEP/DSST information:
https://www.dantes.mil/Education-Programs/Get-College-Credit-for-What-You-Know/

>What is MHS GENESIS?
www.health.mil/Military-Health-Topics/MHS-Transformation/MHS-GENESIS
calmed.tricare.mil/Getting-Care/MHS-GENESIS-Patient-Portal

>Do you go to Airborne before RASP with an option 40 contract?
No, stop asking.

Designated NO POLITICS thread. All political discussion will be ignored and silently reported. All shitty advice from civilians will be ignored and laughed at privately.

>>63882027 (OP)
Golly gee. 3 threads? Really trying to ramp up the recrootment after this weekend, huh?

>>63882092
Well, the past two threads got near bump limit so quickly. Much more activity means much more time investment.

>>>63852850
>>>63874324
Someone REALLY wants to make sure people are signing up to die for Israel again. I wonder who could behind this effort.

>>63882133
And yet, neither thread has actually reached bump limit and you act like this board moves quick enough to where a bump limit even matters for more than a day. Keep up the good work recrooter.

>>63882135
Probably the guy that keeps bumping all the old threads to keep them active. Negging kids into joining the military by weaponizing anti-semitism is a bold strategy, but all the activity indicates its working

>Designated NO POLITICS thread. All political discussion will be ignored and silently reported. All shitty advice from civilians will be ignored and laughed at privately.

>>63882150
That's right. Keep the 10 cent army screaming while we keep these threads bumped for maximum visibility

>>63882148
>Negging kids into joining the military by weaponizing anti-semitism is a bold strategy
How is telling kids to go die for Israel "weaponizing anti-semitism" to you?

>>63882159
I don't know, but with recruitment numbers up as well as the majority of the Army being anti-semitic, according anon in the last thread, it seems to be working.

>>63882172
>recruitment numbers
Anyone who has been around long enough knows these "numbers" never matter. This is also recruitment prior to this weekend. I'm sure everyone in the military is so excited to go back to the Middle East and I'm sure everyone in America loves being Israel's lapdog.

>>63882187
I dunno, those numbers sure seem to matter to a grumpy little someone ;)

>>63882195
I can't help but pity you. Your validation and existence is dependent on (You)s. Poor thing.

>>63882203
Just doing my job and you're helping me do it (for free). Again, greatly appreciate you putting in all the time this weekend. I know you were a little iffy earlier, but we managed to pull off a weekend recruiting blitz together! Have you ever seen THREE /meg/s up at once? I'm thrilled

>>63882222
>Just doing my job
Dissuading people from joining?

>>63882240
Quite the opposite. Numbers are up, to your dismay. Numbers historically go up when war were declared, so I'm sitting high on the hog now, friendo

>>63882258
Nah

>>63882263
So numbers are down?

Think about this too: a nation at war is incredibly intolerant of those who undermine it from within. If you were afraid to share your opinions out loud before this war... brother let me tell you, you're going to get your ass kicked if you don't keep your mouth shut in public going forward. Try to prove me wrong and come back here with a black eye.

>>63882276
Lol

>>63882286
You're old enough to remember how things were after 9/11. Once we sink the USS Nimitz in a false flag, you're going to have to tow the line and hide your thoughts for your own safety. You living in fear makes the river of young American blood that will flow to Tehran worth every drop, and fattens my wallet to be larger than your wife's FUPA JFL

Oh hey, resident schizo is still here.
2 more decades!

>>63882308
Type shit

>>63882309
I know, I really thought he was going to give up, but I think I've motivated him enough to keep going for another few years with no additional input required. The man is trying to keep playing a game he already lost and I've got a bitcoin miner running in the background, so to speak

>>63882324
I was talking about you, schizo

>>63882330
You do realize I'm talking to myself, right? The pro and anti crowd is the same. I'm pretending to argue with myself to keep the thread at page 0, hence the frequency of replies. Do you really think two people spent their ENTIRE weekend talking on 4chan across 3 different threads?

>>63882330
He really is unhinged

>>63882356
Somebody stop him before its too late!

>openly admits to wasting his weekend here
>thinks there's someone else as pathetic as him
Oh no

>>63882375
He literally admitted to talking to himself

>he thinks anti-Israel sentiment isn't at an all-time high in America
>he believes the instantaneous source of information that's available to people will allow a 2nd 9/11 to ever happen
>he thinks anyone will care about idiots signing up to die for Israel
Lol

>>63882415
You're me, so yes, I think this and so do you

>>63882421
New recrooter schizocope just dropped

>>63882452
Gonna miss you bro. Deploying to Iran in 336 hours. If I die, think about me when you finally fuck your wife again

>>63882462
RIP

>>63882027 (OP)
Why's that chick got her OCP top tucked in?

>>63882807
You're supposed to tuck in your ACUs during the confidence course.

I hope I get activated by IRR so I can grift my way to 100% VA disability or medical retirement out of spite. This job market blows.

>>63882027 (OP)
The Coast Guard is the best branch. Fight me

>>63883101
I don't think anyone argues against that