it begins

>>63884539 (OP)
we have bases in syria?

>>63884548
That's holy Syria to you pal.

>Source: Mehr News Agency
>The Mehr News Agency is a semi-official news agency sponsored by the government of Iran. It is headquartered in Tehran, and is owned by the Iranian government's Islamic Development Organization.

>>63884548
Not anymore

>>63884539 (OP)
>screenshot leaves out source
>source is iranian propaganda
Tale as old as time lol

>>63884553
If it had been destroyed, or if anyone had even been killed or injured, it would have been in the headline.

I thought Syria was just going to be vibing for this conflict.

>>63884677
They cant do much but vibe unless iran does the retarded and marches thru kurdistan to fight israel.

aren't US bases in that part of the sandy shithole already attacked pretty frequently?

>>63884548
You don't remember the Syria base that Wagner tried to attack and the US destroyed them?

>>63884539 (OP)
Based. Hopefully we get more video of the USAF bombing and droning sandpeople in retaliation.

God I fucking love war.

>>63884680
The Kurds would absolutely slaughter the half of the Iranian Army that doesn't defect/desert/surrender. Personally I'm all for it.

>>63884701
Oh, I 100% agree. It'd be marching thru blood feud hostile territory while getting bombed by one of the best air forces in the region provided the us doesn't get involved and add to the stomp. It would be an absolute slaughter. Little giddy thinking about it.

>>63884539 (OP)
Your humiliation? Buddy that began a long time ago.

>>63884548

>>63884548
Straight from the horse's mouth

>>63884864
Good enough for.me.
>t.never lied to by a horse

>Trump: get the Planes in the air, I want everything that flies attacking Iran
>Hegseth: M-mein Führer...the militias
>Blormpf: Those Sand n-words wouldn't dare to make a move. Now carry out watashi no my orders.
>Drunkseth: Yes, my putler. *clicks heels*
>US Air farce: carries out fruitless bombing campaign against some empty mountains in the desert, losing several planes and billions of tax dollars
>Axis of resistance, the sword of Allah: Sees US bases wide open and launches a massive ground offensive without getting wagnered
>Mutt "soldiers": THEY'RE COMING OUT OF THE GODDAMN WALLS! SARGE TELL MY COUSIN I LOVE HER! WHERE'S THE FUCKING AIR SUPPORT? MEDIC MEDIC ARGH *GETS DOMED*
>Zognald Strormpf: Declares Mission accomplished via MIGA twitter post
Subhuman newworlders voted for this.

>>63885042

>>63885042
Congratulations, you distilled the essence of Reddit into a single 4chan post. It's sad that the site won't allow me to updoot it.

>>63884677
Which Syria? Al-Qaeda's Syria or Kurdish Syria?

>>63885042
This isnt the fanfic subreddit...

>>63885042
I have to admire your committent to your art, that's masterfully composed.

>>63885140
israel wants to invade southern syria using the Druze as an excuse

How many Boris Johnsons did they kill?

>>63885042
This is the most cringe post I've ever seen on this site. I know you also spent several minutes thinking it up, fully believing it would be so hilarious, which makes it even more cringe. Please return to reddit.

>>63885160
Syria was frog territory

>>63885150
>invade
Southern Syria is rightfully theirs. It would be a liberation/reclamation. Not an invasion, since mullahs are the actual occupiers.

>>63885042
I appreciate the artistry that went into this abhorrent post.

>>63885237
>Southern Syria is rightfully theirs
JIDF identified.
Palestine isn't even rightfully theirs.

>>63885237
>drumpf I want that area too
lmao even
greater israel is just a dream, a dream of the largest shithole ever made they never could have during the neo-assyrian times

>>63884838
>>63884864
It wasn't south though, it was north deep into Kurdistan territory. A base stationed at Al-Hasakah

I thought Trump eventually removed all American soldiers there around the time he was threatening to leave NATO and abandon the Kurds to get wiped out by Turkey, shortly after Assad fled, but maybe not everyone has left yet

>>63885042
Erm... what the spruce? Were /pol/tards right about /k/?

>>63885042
It's like I'm back in 2005 forum hell. What an artistic post. You even got a couple.

>>63885161
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>63885042
Fucking lmao.

>>63885305
>>63885319
Given by God. Secured by the financing of the world's hegemon. Regardless of your brownness.

>>63884870
don't trust horses m8

>>63885042
I, Anonymous-san, KNEEL to BaitGOD-sama, who I shall never be able to resist.

>>63885377
nice fanfic, now take your cocktail of pills

>>63885432
It's not a fanfic, dummy. It's how things will be. You're seeing it happen in real time and the only thing you can do is seethe about it while I laugh at you.

>>63885477
Funny, you don't seem to be laughing.

>>63884870
No horse ever called me a nigger

>>63885477
The entire earth is the jew's. Satan is their god, and earth is Satan's domain. It won't be until Jesus Christ in his glory comes back that the heavens (His Kingdom) comes that we'll be freed and come into our real land, while the followers of Baal lie in eternal damnation.

>>63885508
and yet

>>63884539 (OP)
But Vance said we're not at war though.

>>63885501
Oh, I am. Stormies always make me chuckle. Go ahead, post a wojak or a pepe. You know you want to.

>>63885526
Both christians and muzzies are derivations of judiasm. Jesus himself was indicative of jewish infighting, and mohammad was likely a jew that banked on keeping jesus in would make assimilation of roman provinces easier. You are a christian in the same way a mega church is christian (not at all)