Thread 63913900 - /k/ [Archived: 691 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:23:11 PM No.63913900
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I think the marines got this.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:24:28 PM No.63913905
>>63913900 (OP)
fuck off fag
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:30:15 PM No.63913931
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>Day 1000 of the 3-Parsec Special Military Operation to de-Separate the Outer Rim
>Acclamator and Venator classes functionally extinct, Republic Navy is forced to pull increasing numbers of Mandalorian Wars-era Hammerhead and Interdictor-class cruisers from scrapyards on Raxus Prime to make up for losses
>Republic’s flagship, the Centurion-class battlecruiser Ravager, was destroyed after the CIS successfully distracted the crew with a sign reading “Force users here, free food” and launched a proton torpedo into its exposed core
>culture of institutionalized ass rape has permeated every level of the Grand Army of the Republic, buzz droids have been recorded dropping thermal detonators on clone troopers sucking each others’ dicks at least 66 times in the last week
>it’s been a year since General Anakin Skywalker was killed when his shuttle mysteriously exploded shortly after he led the convicted rapists of the 501st Legion in a failed coup against Palpatine, claiming that he was a Sith Lord, getting to the very gates of Coruscant and completely routing Palpatine’s vaunted clone shock troopers before Jabba the Hutt negotiated a truce
>Milblogger, Republican shill, and convicted pedophile Dave Filoni was detained by clone troopers on suspicion of being a Separatist spy and subsequently gang-raped to death
>AT-TEs are regularly destroyed by Hailfire droids despite being equipped with cope force fields
>so many Borg volunteers sent to help retake Naboo oblast have been killed that the Borg Queen has ordered the survivors pulled off the frontlines (having to fight off Wookie blocking detachments who try to rape them) and sent back to the Delta Quadrant
>despite all of this, Chancellor Palpatine is confident that a complete Republic victory is a mere two parsecs away and that everyone should "trust the Grand Plan" due to flow of supplies from the UNSC to the CIS being recently slowed following the election of Lord Hood on an isolationist platform
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:30:34 PM No.63913934
>>63913900 (OP)
depends if any of them are named characters
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:00:46 PM No.63914071
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>>63913900 (OP)
>bunch of brainwashed retards literally genetically tampered with to make them even unthinking and obedient than a lifetime’s worth of ideological conditioning and getting assraped by their Mandalorian trainers for displaying the slightest hint of independent thought would have done on their own
>their preferred fighting technique is literally just zergrushing the enemy head-on in a manner even more devolved from the Napoleonic Wars because they don’t even bother to use formations, closer to Basij schoolchildren meat-waving the Iraqis if anything
>most noteworthy accomplishment was marching into a temple in the dead of night and literally shooting infants in their cribs
>leader is a mentally unstable retard who got himself iron lunged by superior geography

The Army of Northern Virginia would mop the floor with these idiots, to say nothing of the Marines
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:25:27 PM No.63914190
>>63913900 (OP)
From what we've seen in the movies, comics, and TV series (both) the GAR has a lack of what would otherwise be considered basic military capabilities (IIRC they only have one type of mortar, thermals are usually not universally issued, electronic equipment is not resistant to jamming and EMP, etc.) and apart from special forces, their infantry tactics and training are pretty poor and pre-WWI-tier. Marines or really any well-trained modern infantry force would mop the floor with anyone but ARC Troopers or clones with above average combat experience.
Blasters (aside from sniper rifles) also seemingly have poor effective range in media due to low accuracy and projectile velocity, you even see non-force sensitive people like Rex dodge blaster bolts at close range.
I will say that Phase II clone armor is better against bullets (though not immune) than plates and UHMWPE/Aramid are against blaster bolts though.
>>63913931
kek
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:19:34 AM No.63915736
>>63913900 (OP)
Clones wouldn't even do well in the fucking American civil war.