Agent Wolf - /k/ (#63937025) [Archived: 529 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:14:55 AM No.63937025
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Can he be defeated?
>hard mode: conventional weapons only
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:37:47 AM No.63937057
>>63937025 (OP)
Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:49:05 AM No.63937075
>WAOW is that a based black man??
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:52:04 AM No.63937082
If you love your job you'll never have to work a day of your life
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:15:20 AM No.63937101
>>63937025 (OP)
>not a exit
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:18:28 AM No.63937109
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>>63937025 (OP)
Not by any mortal man
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:19:19 AM No.63937110
>>63937025 (OP)
He gets to carry a sword in public, for his job. On a spiritual level, I can't defeat him.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:20:23 AM No.63937113
>>63937025 (OP)
3 milligrams of Risperidone once a day.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 11:40:17 AM No.63937241
>>63937025 (OP)
He can be physically subdued, but that soul is invincible.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 11:47:28 AM No.63937247
gottem
gottem
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>>63937025 (OP)
Since he already has a job there's only one weapon that will work.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 11:59:16 AM No.63937266
For me, it's the random katana/wakizashi
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 12:59:01 PM No.63937381
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md5: c7ce523051d6547c3a0eb6d17adfb0db🔍
>>63937113
Fucking kek
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:58:45 PM No.63939029
>>63937025 (OP)
spiked KFC chicken wings
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:22:01 PM No.63939169
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md5: 379e98c96e7d4626e9cfa65e17a87f1f🔍
Don't think you can.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:54:55 PM No.63939328
>>63937025 (OP)
Physically yes,
>Willpower and mental fortitude
Unbreakable
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:34:39 PM No.63939510
>>63937025 (OP)
>>63937109
>>63939169
I can guarantee he doesn't have a clue how to use any of those.
all those weapons and no armor. is he planning to deflect bullets with his knives?
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:37:30 PM No.63939533
>>63939510
he is a vampire hunter. he has plot armor
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:51:19 PM No.63939614
>>63939510
But are you willing to take the risk? Intimidation is half the battle in the security/bouncer business.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:54:17 PM No.63939628
>>63939533
the only hope is to catch him tax evading
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:00:50 PM No.63939656
>>63939628
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ft8pXjNXwAAPkZF?format=jpg&name=large
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:01:51 PM No.63939661
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>>63939656
>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ft8pXjNXwAAPkZF?format=jpg&name=large
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:34:02 PM No.63939809
>>63937025 (OP)
Yeah with a fake ID
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:38:38 AM No.63941521
pick
pick
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>>63937025 (OP)

Easy. Just walk up to him and strike up a casual conversation. Admire his taste in weapons and ask which one is his favorite. When he goes to grab one use OC spray. Beat the dogshit out of him with an asp and steal all of his weapons at my leisure.

The guns and long blades would be useless while he's blind and I can break a wrist, or his skull with the baton. If he gets real uppity, end him with an icepick in his ear.

So, my loadout is icepick, retractable baton, and OC Spray. Maybe about $50-$60 total in cost compared to all the crap he wears.

If you want to take out a mall ninja, you have to use mall ninja shit.

If it was a legitimate fight where he knew I was coming for him, I'd wait for him after he got off his shift and pop him with a shotgun.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:52:43 AM No.63941571
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>>63937025 (OP)
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:15:30 AM No.63941775
>>63937025 (OP)
He is not your enemy. He goes only after vampires and other horrors of the night. He's Blade's cooler uncle
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:58:28 PM No.63944800
>>63939510
>Thinking he can't deflect bullets with spiritual pressure
ngmi.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:18:57 AM No.63944879
>>63944800
I bet he doesn't even realize that Agent Wolf already unlocked his bankai.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:19:54 AM No.63944883
>>63939510
>seething bolt force member
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:27:33 AM No.63945149
>>63937025 (OP)
a job application
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:33:00 AM No.63945167
>>63945149
He has his own business. Both here, and there.