Home Invasion Tactics - /k/ (#63948330) [Archived: 451 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:23:21 PM No.63948330
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Modern home invasion tactics. How do they happen and how could a home invader get a /k/ommando to open their door? Are you easier to fool? Do you approach your door with your weapon at the ready? Do you have fallback areas in your home with decent cover/metal backings in your walls?

https://youtu.be/ernnK-WUWio?t=11

Do you have a gameplan for such situations, such as fake cries for help?

https://www.theblaze.com/news/keep-your-door-shut-pittsburgh-police-urge-residents-to-call-911-if-they-hear-recording-of-baby-crying-or-child-asking-for-help
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:25:12 PM No.63948334
>>63948330 (OP)
>how could a home invader get a /k/ommando to open their door?
police uniform and claiming they have warrant to search the premises
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:39:20 PM No.63948360
>>63948330 (OP)
I wired my doorknob to a car battery and keep it lubed with conductive gel. Fuck everyone. I dont want visitors and if im expecting you and like you the door will already be open. The doorbell button is rigged to a compressed air canister and behind the button is a tube that fires a ball bearing when the button is released.
As for when IF you get through the door, there is a civil war field artillery cannon stuffed with small metal novelty dildos armed to go off from a tripwire behind the front door. Should you get past that im very sexualy fluid and like to be rough. Good luck.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:41:22 PM No.63948370
>>63948330 (OP)
>gasoline in the front yard sprinklers
>taxidermy dog stuff full of tannerite with a Bluetooth speaker barking
Itโ€™s like you guys arenโ€™t even trying.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:43:22 PM No.63948381
bomb threat over a loud speaker while telling them to come out unarmed while watching for them to come out through doors or windows or from the side of the building, and while behind decent cover
will it work? yes, will it get you arrested extremely quickly, also yes, unless you do it outside of a city
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:45:23 PM No.63948390
>>63948381
also i meant this as from the position of the invader
as the defender, just pretend that you're not home if you know they're a threat and shoot when they break in
if you answer the door unknowingly and they're armed then you're probably just fucked
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:02:04 PM No.63948472
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>>63948334
No self-respecting kommando responds kindly to a fucking cop at their door
https://youtu.be/fUJalOuKDPQ
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:17:11 PM No.63948539
>>63948472
its different when they claim *they already have warrant*
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:25:10 PM No.63948591
show me
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>>63948539
"Show me, fgt"
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:47:39 PM No.63949020
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>>63948330 (OP)
My tactic
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:53:13 PM No.63949052
>>63948472
Whats the most realistic fake door on the market?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:01:49 AM No.63949089
>>63948334
>police uniform and claiming they have warrant to search the premises
Bitch please my home defense strategy is based around no-knocks. Jamal and Dontravious are minor problems if they ever show up.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:11:58 AM No.63949139
>>63949089
How many have survived no-knocks and avoided prosecution?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:14:51 AM No.63949151
>>63948334
Even if it's a legit warrant, you can tell them you're calling the PD first to validate they are real. It's allowed and reasonable, in theory. In practice the door kickers would probably just shoot you through the door and say you were interfering.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:19:50 AM No.63949174
>>63948472
If someone covers my fucking door camera there's no way I'm opening the door regardless if they're telling me they're a cop or not. If a cop is at my door at any unusual time I'm not opening the door. If a cop doesn't expressly state their reason for coming to the house through the door I'm not opening it. Normies trusting cops is fucking stupid.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:21:42 AM No.63949180
>>63948472
This lady is based
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:25:47 AM No.63949191
>>63948330 (OP)
I don't have any friends and I don't talk to my neighbors. I can conclude from this anyone who knocks on my door unannounced is either the police, niggers up to no good or someone trying to sell me something. None of these are an automatic door open unless it's the police with a warrant and I've verified that on my camera.
I'm willing to bet the majority of home invasions are from people carelessly opening the door anytime they hear a knock. The world I live in now is different from the one I grew up in, I'm reminded this every day. A lot of people for some reason are still stuck in this "few bad apples" fantasy so they swing the door open mouth agape ready for tyrone's throbbing erection the moment they see his feces resembling complexion through the peep hole.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:28:26 AM No.63949202
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Well was it her or not?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:30:36 AM No.63949211
>>63948472
anybody have the video where a person opens the door from the inside after they struggle to break it open
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:42:04 AM No.63949248
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>>63948334
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:30:58 AM No.63949498
My plan: if they knock, I have a doorbell camera. If it's covered my window is right over it so I can look out. If they're trying the back door, camera too, can go to another upstairs room to look out the window if they disable it.

If it's police: I don't engage, I just let me Jew lawyer handle it after the fact. I'm not up to anything illegal anyway. Engaging is certain death vs a winnable court case.

If it's Jamal: engage them on the stairs going to my 2nd floor. Why? If I wait for them to get upstairs my slutty college girl neighbors (I share a wall, it's a duplex) would be at serious risk of strays, their bedrooms are right past that wall.

t. thought about it
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:36:09 AM No.63949517
>>63948360
>does not mention how the intruder on the other side is going to close the circuit to let the electricity flow though him
Weak larp. Unless you're dealing with barefooted pajeets, that is.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:38:17 AM No.63949527
>>63948472
Jiggly ass fiery Latinas was something I expected on this thread but as a bait to get the door open, not as the ones attempting the breach
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:47:36 AM No.63949553
>>63948330 (OP)
>how could a home invader get a /k/ommando to open their door?
pizza
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:02:43 AM No.63949594
I open my door without looking first and keep my right hand on my gun in my pocket. It's always just Mormons or a neighbor asking for help with something, but there's a tiny chance that my day could get a little bit more interesting.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:21:26 AM No.63949657
>>63948330 (OP)
>Do you approach your door with your weapon at the ready?
They'll have to get through the front gate before they reach the front door, and neither me nor my wife will be buzzing the gate until we've seen who's there.
We've got another camera at the front door and more around the corners of the house. If we need to sign for something, the door chain is robust enough to withstand at least one kick.
Depending on what I'm wearing when I answer the door, I may or may not be armed but there's a gun on a shelf in the hall. If we're not expecting visitors, there's a fair chance I'll be dick out in with a snub-nose in the pocket of my dressing gown. My wife doesn't typically carry at home.

>Do you have fallback areas in your home with decent cover/metal backings in your walls?
One of walls in the hallway is poured concrete (for thermal mass and load bearing reasons, not autistic gunfight fantasies) so if I fall back from the front door I could shelter behind the corner of that wall. Then a fighting retreat up the stairs and toward the bedroom which is ICF. Then down the second staircase and outflank them I guess.

>Do you have a gameplan for such situations, such as fake cries for help?
Probably wouldn't hear it t b h. Got good sound insulation.
My dogs would though. I'll respond based on their reaction. Sounds more like some kinds playing a prank than niggers trying to bait people out for a robbery but I'll probably be able to see them on the cctv anyway.


>>63948334
Lmao. Popo can get fucked. The only reason they'll be at my address is if they fucked up the details on their warrant and they can wait at the front gate like everyone else while I phone the watch house to verify it. If they try to ram raid the gate then I look forward to billing them for a new one.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:25:32 AM No.63949672
>>63949139
I believe one in Indiana but that's not my point
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:51:41 AM No.63949759
>>63949498
Whats your opinion on 4 buck for HD in dwellings such as yours? Even moreso whats your opinion on 12 gauge 4 buck out of something such as the shockwave for HD in dwellings such as yours?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:36:51 AM No.63950079
>>63949759
Considering American homes are made out of paper, you're best off figuring out how to engage intruders in a manner that doesn't have anyone in the crossfire even if it's through walls. Yes, the Paul Harrell video says there's a possibility a wall might stop some buck / bird shot (don't remember which, possibly both of different sizes) but it's not something I'd want to risk personally
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:43:54 AM No.63950113
>>63948330 (OP)
>Do you approach your door with your weapon at the ready?
I've only ever done this a handful of times and it was unironically because mormon missionaries think pounding on my door is a good idea. Unfortunately they don't take a dog barking the lack of the door opening as "nobody's home." I live in an HOA now
>Do you have fallback areas in your home with decent cover/metal backings in your walls?
I do not. I'm a rentoid but the "fallback area" would by my master bedroom.
>Do you have a gameplan for such situations, such as fake cries for help?
Knowing my neighbors and that I have security cameras
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:07:10 AM No.63950606
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:30:03 AM No.63950842
>>63949657
you sound like your kids have gone or are destined to go no-contact
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:38:19 AM No.63950854
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>>63948330 (OP)
I take my handgun with me to the door.
One time one of my friends knocked my door at 0300. He needed help.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:59:33 PM No.63951539
>>63949248
Tom is such a character man how did you get to know him?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:03:35 PM No.63951548
>>63950842
>you sound like your kids have gone or are destined to go no-contact
What sort of terminally online bullshit is this?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:07:39 PM No.63951553
>>63949052
Just hang a real door on a wall.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:23:44 PM No.63951585
>>63948330 (OP)
>how could a home invader get a /k/ommando to open their door?
>[loud knocking]
>YOU ORDER THE COCAINE AND 30,000 ROUNDS OF .308?
>I NEED YOU TO SIGN FOR THIS, SIR.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:32:13 PM No.63952893
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My door is always open for guests, so step right in
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:50:25 PM No.63952976
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:51:32 PM No.63952979
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:56:22 PM No.63953004
>>63948360
>I wired my doorknob to a car battery and keep it lubed with conductive gel.
it's 12V, it ain't gonna do shit
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:34:08 PM No.63953180
>>63953004
Feel free to come grab hold and twist faggot. If you live we can have a laugh and a long talk about capacitors and lightbulbs.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:43:21 PM No.63953207
>>63951548
It's one of those fringe reddit movements where hating your parents and ghosting them is seen as a good thing. I think it's all foreign propaganda designed to break down the family unit, just like how boomer hate has gotten to be an unfortunately common sentiment online. It's all being pushed by foreign bots.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:55:17 PM No.63953445
>>63953180
what makes dumbfuck hicks speak so confidently about things they have no idea about? You didn't even bother to type it on youtube, you bitch ass nigger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1PXc5MrFY4
>UUUU wires scary uuu, better no touch