You encounter (me) with only a 0.45ACP handcgun at its best, a can of bear maze and a military flare gun. I'm verry pissed off, my cub just got missed while I was hunting for fish and its probably that four mountainlions but i cant find the fuckers. Besides, they always manage to climb up in trees if they flee for trouble. Now the only thing I see through the (blood red) rage I'm in is a shitty human being without hunter experience. Lets say he might fire one or two magazines in his entire life and he thinks to be adventurous at my territory...

What do you do human? You cant fuck with my like those hunters did to my causin the other day...

I mess you up...

What are your plans to stop me shitty himan being...?

Bears can't talk so I don't think this is really going to happen to me

>>63951429 (OP)
>0.45ACP handcgun
There's a pretty well known case of a man killing an 800 lb grizzly with a .45 caliber Hi Point pistol in Alaska.

>>63951429 (OP)
Stupid pretext since failure to carry a semi-auto rifle of at least .308 where critters can hurt you is stupid and zero reason exists not to love being heavily armed.

>>63951429 (OP)
You are brown, please stop posting here

>>63951447
But if they could, I'd imagine that they'd talk like this retarded esl motherfucker does, so it kind of checks out for me.

>>63951429 (OP)
Look at that big goofy lookin motherfucker, i'd fuck that thing up

>>63951429 (OP)
fuck off

>>63951429 (OP)
fuck ya
mudda

Can hiroshimoot just pull the plug on this board already?

>>63951429 (OP)
Too long, didn't read. Have bump for your trash thread.