A coast guard pilot is drawing dicks off the coast of Mexico right now

Uh oh he must’ve gotten in trouble. They were about to touch tips

>>63955204
maybe they were drawing scissors in order to cut the foreskin off.

>>63955204
They were okay with a dick but 2 dicks is gay

>>63955196 (OP)
Based

>>63955196 (OP)
Not going to mince words, that's pretty fucked up, OP.

>burger plane
>drawing dicks
>callsign is LGB
the jokes write themselves

This is going to end up on the news and be some "scandal" like that navy pilot a few years ago isn't it? Oh no a pilot on a routine training mission flew his plane in a funny pattern on flight tracker oh how horrible! I hate the 24/7 "news" cycle so much. Props to the dude, it's a much better dick than the other guy made.

>>63955610
Literally no one cares

>>63955609
>Navy pilot is gay
Would be weird if he wasnt

I doubt anyone cares, but do you think pilot might get UCMJ'd?

>but it's a waste of tax dollars
Not comparatively speaking

>>63955609
That's not his callsign baka

>the second dick seems a bit too well executed
>might be fake
>check
>it's true
>mfw
https://www.flightaware.com/live/flight/C2014/history/20250708/0316Z/KLGB/KLGB

>>63955624
NTA, but he flew from and to LGB. Anon was a retard as usual, but his point still stands.

>>63955196 (OP)
Like you wouldn't if given a chance.

Based