>Be american
>Need a license for guns
>Be mexican
>Nobody has a license lmao

Gun licenses are a largely euro thing. Also when some cholo comes to cut our heads off, we can both shoot him but the state protects my right to do so.

>>63959693 (OP)
>be mexican

>>63959693 (OP)
>Need a license for guns
no?
why do nonburgers always assume this?

its like fags saying "post passport or you're not american", like, nigger, the fact i don't have a fucking passport shows i've never left the god damn country, thats about as american as you can get

>>63959693 (OP)
>be mexican
A fate worse than death.

>>63959693 (OP)
Americans don't need a gun license in most states and Mexico has some of the most retarded draconian gun laws on earth which is why most of your country is a narco dominated shithole.

>>63959760
>the fact i don't have a fucking passport shows i've never left the god damn country, thats about as american as you can get
This better be bait.

>>63959807
what do i gain from spending money elsewhere, rather than exploring the place i already live at?
>inb4 "but if you go to the dominican republic you could fuck sheboons for cheap!!!"
no, i'm not doing that

>>63959693 (OP)
>>Need a license for guns
what?

>>63959813
There's some cool shit on display at museums overseas. Also you can't buy Cuban Cohibas here, only Dominican Cohibas (which are called Silencios elsewhere). Also also there's all sorts of neat cars that aren't street legal here like the Citroën Ami that are absolutely puny and adorable

>>63959693 (OP)
>*gets beheaded by the cartel*

>>63959693 (OP)
>Be American
>Be 2 years old
>Father gifts me an ar15
>Completely legal for me to be in possession of and carry in public lands while under supervision

Obviously some states and local laws are different but there are many states where this is technically legal.

>be an American lineage by birth and history since the Gadsden Purchase and Confederate States of America
>be Mexican by heritage
>Own guns after a simple background check
>Get confused for somebody from Xinjiang (WHAT?), Uzbekistan, or Kazakhstan all the time and asked about Borat a lot
Pain

>>63959760
>>63959813
>no passport
You are ulcultured hillbilly swine

>>63959946
AND PROUD OF IT

>>63959898
Cuban cigars have been running on reputation for decades with modern Cubans being well known for inconsistent quality and frequent cost-cutting methods. At this point it's just marketing based on "we used to be really good 70 years ago" and not being able to get them in America. If you want an actual good cigar you buy Dominican.

>>63959898
I mean look at this little fucker, it's adorable

>>63959898
museums are cool, when they're open & have displays not in storage; i don't care for cigars, they never tasted right to me; and quite frankly, cars are boring as shit
besides that, the idea of having to take all the money & time to travel, all to an overpriced city center thats gonna be covered in pickpocketing gypsies, to a country who's people fucking hate americans & want the death of the US (sounds like taliban, spelled s-p-a-i-n), all sounds like a shit time to me
its not the 90's anymore, global travel is dead

>>63959693 (OP)
>be eurotourist
>know nothing about us laws
>post anyway
you all get worse by the day