Thread 63959748 - /k/ [Archived: 485 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:59:21 AM No.63959748
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What weapons would you take back to dinosaur times?
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:02:49 AM No.63959754
>>63959748 (OP)
That's from Carboniferous thoughbeit
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:04:35 AM No.63959757
>>63959748 (OP)
The many microbioligical predators I already carry would annihilate everything. We're all fucking diseased to hell, we still carry bubonic plague. (We cannot visit some places or we'll kill their population with our breath)
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:10:21 AM No.63959763
Henry levergat in 45-70
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:19:57 AM No.63959779
>>63959757
i have a feeling the population of dinos won't give a shit
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:26:41 AM No.63959783
>>63959779
read war of the wolds if that is your "feeling"
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:27:54 AM No.63959785
>>63959779
The way the bubonic plague spread around it was a world catastrophie within three decades.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:32:09 AM No.63959790
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>>63959757
Isn’t that a two way street, yes you are a biological weapons factory/delivery platform, but so is this guy. And I have a feeling that he is going to give you the Cretaceous variant of Hep-C
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:32:10 AM No.63959791
>>63959763
.45-70: good for anything in North America no matter what geological era you're in. He'll yeah brudder.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:01:16 PM No.63959830
>>63959757
That goes both ways, retard.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:06:15 PM No.63959840
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>>63959783
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:12:33 PM No.63959851
plasma
plasma
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Turok plasma rifle.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:16:08 PM No.63959967
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>>63959748 (OP)
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:43:43 PM No.63960001
>>63959790
L-lewd
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:47:46 PM No.63960009
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>>63959851
For me, its the swarm bore.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:30:19 PM No.63960108
>>63959757
Wouldn't it just do nothing because the microbes are adapted for humans.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:00:38 PM No.63960320
Wouldn't the hyper-oxygenated atmosphere that permitted such massive insects to function just wreck a person?
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:12:18 PM No.63960353
>>63960320
Wreck how?
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:32:37 PM No.63960401
>>63959748 (OP)
A Deagle brand Deagle.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:41:41 PM No.63960431
>>63960353
Hyperoxia
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:51:18 PM No.63961385
>>63960108
Yes, but try explaining that to these retards.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:00:03 PM No.63961406
>>63960320
that's why i'd bring a flamethrower.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:16:24 PM No.63961475
>>63960320
You'd die of smoke inhalation well before that because everything was on fire all the time.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:05:15 PM No.63961685
>>63960320
At the time the O2 concentration was like 35% (about 21% today), still not enough to damage a person (starting at about 50%)
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:23:16 PM No.63961736
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>>63959748 (OP)
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:03:04 PM No.63961875
Uh
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>>63959757
That's not how it works you fucking mouthbreather. A majority of microbes aren't zoonotic and the ones that are require similar conditions from host to host. There's a reason shit like botulism, salmonella or the plague are such big, unique things.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:05:34 PM No.63961883
>>63961736
As a child this scene was beyond funny
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:42:52 PM No.63962027
>>63960320
no but there were constant and widespread moisture and temperature levels that are beyond the wet bulb temperature necessary to overheat and kill a human within a day.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 2:32:35 AM No.63962568
>>63961406
A Bic lighter and a can of hairspray.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 2:40:24 AM No.63962590
A one-foot long cockroach is more of a problem than a three-foot long dragonfly.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 3:25:56 AM No.63962738
Everybody Shoot the Dinosaur
Everybody Shoot the Dinosaur
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>>63962027
>temperature levels that are beyond the wet bulb temperature necessary to overheat and kill a human within a day.
So...it's just rural Mississippi with bigass bugs? Hell, sounds like a good time to me.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 3:30:23 AM No.63962762
>>63959748 (OP)
https://www.saildrone.com/news/saildrone-launches-the-future-of-maritime-surveillance-in-the-baltic-sea
check this shit out
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 3:33:11 AM No.63962776
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>>63962762
This thing could traverse our stormy seas, keeping all detection systems going.
Sometimes you buy the Rauma Repola.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 4:48:22 AM No.63963027
>>63960009
cerebral bore
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:01:30 AM No.63963062
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>>63959748 (OP)
There were 0 humans in dinosaur time, i'd have to be psychopathic nation to leave tools to only kill other nations.
If there are aliens, this humanity that created that GARBAGE. Should be exterminated.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:13:42 AM No.63963094
>>63959748 (OP)
>>63956523
Yeah, uh okay, kid. No summer school this year?
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:38:03 AM No.63963200
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>>63959851
I actually like the Pulse Rifle from the 1st one better. If we're talking Turok 2 onwards though, give me a Shredder with explosive shells.
*pic related is showing buckshot ricochet even though the HUD is showing explosive shells
**Red = Explosive
**Green = Buckshot
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:38:52 AM No.63963203
why, my peanus weenus of course :)

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it's my weeeeeenus peanus! :) hahah
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 3:50:43 PM No.63964374
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AR15 with a loudener. They're animals, loud gunshots will scare them off, even a t rex wouldnt fuck with that.

Also giant bugs like in the OP were a Carboniferous thing and if you were in the carboniferous you'd more have to worry about the crazy high humidity/heat/oxygen levels making the entre world into a petri dish. Weird prehistoric illnesses are something to worry about in the Cretaceous, but they're guaranteed in the Carboniferous. Though in the Carboniferous I'd still carry buckshot or something for the bugs, lots of them would absolutely fuck with a human
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 3:54:26 PM No.63964382
>>63959967
I liked those books, though the last one got a little silly.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 4:26:19 PM No.63964446
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Cryo-pneumatic ice rifle. Just be very careful not to step off the path.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 11:15:11 PM No.63966190
>>63959748 (OP)
Don't take anything too exotic because they might not sell ammo for it there.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 11:41:53 PM No.63966310
>>63960108
Flu virus can move to birds, and dinosaurs are essentially just birds.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 11:46:55 PM No.63966323
>>63959967
I’m making my wife listen to the audiobooks. Still one of my favourite silly ringo books. I’m just glad Weber was there to rein in his habit of writing with one hand and provide more science to the fiction.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:39:47 AM No.63966704
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>>63963027
Had the wrong image. Here's the swarm bore.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:01:14 AM No.63966795
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>>63959748 (OP)
Tranquilizer gun and lots of lube
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:35:48 AM No.63966936
>>63959779
>>63959783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zefqJv49v38
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:38:50 AM No.63966949
>>63964374
Arthropleura was like a bug version of a grazing sheep. The big scorpions would be a problem, but they wouldn't be all that worse than a coconut crab.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:40:39 AM No.63966959
>>63959748 (OP)
Winchester M42 for op pic rel.
Also, would.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:42:58 AM No.63966970
>>63959757
>We cannot visit some places or we'll kill their population with our breath
Brush your teeth, you fucking hillbilly!
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:44:20 AM No.63966978
>>63960401
A man of style and poise.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:24:46 AM No.63967118
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Anyone have that greentext that's something like "Use an LMG to replace a T-Rex's heart with lead. Or shoot out it's knees and fuck it."
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:31:57 AM No.63967142
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Barrett M82A2. It looks so comfy.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:37:48 AM No.63967433
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>>63966949
>Arthropleura was like a bug version of a grazing sheep.
I see your words and do not believe them. No bug that big is innocent. Just the combination of big+bug makes them murderous and deserving of termination.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:19:00 AM No.63967626
>>63967433
Agreed, although anything carrying an exoskeleton at that size would have been quite slow and clumsy. Still would exercise caution, as even the aforementioned coconut crab will put the hurt on you if given the chance.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:25:37 AM No.63967663
>>63967626
On one hand, they were like millipedes, scavengers eating detritus, much more gentle compared to centipedes since the latter are predatory and venomous.
On the other hand, they were 8-foot long.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:36:56 AM No.63967710
>>63967663
The only difference between food and threat for a scavenger is if the thing can reasonably kill you.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 9:06:36 AM No.63968205
>>63959748 (OP)
I wouldn't need a weapon, the second I was eaten it could cause a cascade of death upon them. Germ warfare be a bitch.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:33:20 PM No.63968922
>>63966949
the dragonflies would absolutely fuck with humans, and the scorpions would be a MUCH larger problem than coconut crabs. Coconut crabs are scavengers, scorpions are fast, aggressive, active hunters (and potentially venomous)
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:27:43 PM No.63969256
>>63960320
Naw, but you would probably get winded a bit more easily.

>>63964374
>crazy high humidity
Yes, but still doable.
>heat
Yes, but still doable.
>oxygen levels
No problem whatsoever for a healthy human.