This thread is for the discussion of the défilé of the 14/06, army and planes either ways. Will we see a surprise with drones ? Nope but let's hope !
Apparently Indonésia is the guest of honour this year, Indonesian anons if you exist don't hesitate to chim in ! And tell us about your Chinese/american/Russian hardware.
Also Belgium/Swiss anons please provide streams for the foreigners.

>>63982084 (OP)
>the défilé of the 14/06
Baka.

Is there actually going to be a parade this time?
Every year things get dumbed down further and further it feels like.

>>63982090
He's doing his revue des troupes

https://www.cnews.fr/france/2025-07-14/14-juillet-suivez-le-defile-militaire-sur-les-champs-elysees-1711186
>2min to post every fckn time

TZD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSKX2ROeoKk

Apparently we'll get gripens, f/a18, Eurofighters along with rafales at the same time !

why don't they go back to the three-tone camo for their vehicles? this tan looks awful

>tfw your count don't get a défilé

>>63982111
It's supposed to be a modular thing. You paint semi-temporary camo over it everytime you go on a different place.
But yeah I also miss the old classic

>cnews
bruh...

>marseillaise moment, check
>Indonesian hymn in a moment
>>63982121
Ok nigger

>>63982121
check out the stream from >>63982099
it has good quality, good angles, and zero talking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqLHE_7k72U
Without commentary

>>63982084 (OP)
Happy 14th or whatever you guys say, it's a really nice and tasteful parade.

>VLRA
Beautiful vehicle! Can't believe I hadn't heard about it before.

Happening

>>63982127
Alpha jets !

wow

>>63982131
Yes and we get f/a-18, Eurofighters and gripen apparently!

The E-3's spinning the radar, nice

I'm always so scared when they fly like this

The last flight of our KC135, probably replaced by the MRTT

What's the music, I can't quite but my hand on what it is

No catalog and a thread about a niche military event? Reminds me of old /k/

THANK YOU AMERILARDS FOR THE HAWKEYE

>>63982143
the french proving they can do what the pajeets can't

what's this?

>>63982139
Not!Star Wars

big bois

The Breguet Atlantic is a beauty.
Apparently there's a Spanish a400m in the lot, not like they can be of any use :'(

Why is the music so star wars-like?

>>63982090
It was dumbed down last year because the Champs Elysées was closed for the Olympics and they had to do it on another, smaller avenue

>>63982147
Breguet Atlantic

>>63982147
Breguet Super Atlantique

>>63982153
John williams' music was always very """inspired""" by older stuff

Why the fuck is Indonésie the guest though. I'd expect Israel or Ukraine

exotic

>>63982090
>>63982155
The scale of this year's parade isn't smaller than previous years (except 2024), IIRC it has gotten bigger every year since 2022

>>63982160
They buying rafales

>>63982160
officially because of 75 years of diplomatic relations.

>>63982160
>Why the fuck is Indonésie the guest though
Frog here, we want to make them our allies in the Indopacific region and sell them military hardware
>I'd expect Israel or Ukraine
We don't have very good relations with israel right now, we're actually about to recognize a Palestinian state IIRC
Idk about Ukraine

>>63982163
The shark dude ahahahah

>Reaper in formation with a King Air
feels weird somehow

are they all blind??
that's crazy

finalnd strong

>>63982170

Based Finns

>most ancient french operation
>guys are unarmed
The memes writes themselves

>>63982171
their marching was on point though

FAT

>new Caledonia
Macron just sold this part of the country

sync

>in a few years it will be all hk-416
Grim
>>63982188
Those are our best engineers, not much diversity baka

Adorable
>>63982175
Awesome

>>63982189
Even fucking school STUDENTS know to march in sync, it's not fucking hard, it takes two days to master. Not being able to do this is amounting to being retarded enough to fucking fail jumping Jack.

RED

>>63982184
bien formé

>>63982189
The white gloves really make the march.

One of these guys died yesterday from falling from a bridge after a ball or some sort of student party.

blue

I'm hearing some choppers

lil bro is dying

>>63982201
lmao

>>63982201
Poor dude, was it the sword or the jets?

so many women in the navy

>>63982205
probably the sword they swing around 5cm away from their head

>>63982205
Oh shit looks like it could be the sword yeah

Zettai ryōiki

>>63982212
cinéma absolue

>Inb4 ALAT
>Light aviation of the army
>Aka CAS and choppers

can't stay and watch guys, I've got a job interview at the belgain army to go to
joyeux quatorze juillet, avec du pain, boursin et beaucoup de vin

>Burger military parade
>more than half are nigs or spics
>Frog military parade
>95% white
Was I lied to?

why do they still have FAMAS??

>>63982221
Good luck and godspeed belganon

>>63982221
Merci cousin, bon courage pour l'interview, dis-nous comment ça s'est passé

>>63982221
>Boursin
Based, gl anon ace it

>>63982208
Why are the swords even sharpened? Pretty hardcore though.
>>63982221
Courage anon.

>>63982229
>>63982229
*pour l'entretien

cute <3

>Ecole des mousses
They make the best beers over there :^)

cam on show sam fackin tanks already

Where are the tanks pls
>now the retar- the based french people that enlisted at 16

>>63982245
at the back. wait 5min

Zupiter has terrible taste in ties.

>>63982221

that the secret death squad

very... zesty
but at least good rifles

have we seen the capeCHADS yet?

>>63982255
I heard the choppers 10 minutes ago wtf
Where my tigers at

lines

>>63982174
He looks pissed off like he was practicing for Winterwar 2.0 and got dragged to this shitty parade.

>>63982260
more

>>63982260
>>63982264
Look at that sync

can I pet them????

Jesus, they brought everyone and their dog to this parade

>>63982255
Those are literally our Gendarmes
They kick our teeth in when we riot, kinda based, sometimes they win, sometimes they lose.

The doggos are marching better than the Burgers did

>>63982234
C'est vrai, mon cerveau est colonisé, je vais commettre seppukku maintenant

>>63982269
They kick our teeth in when we riot, kinda based, sometimes they win, sometimes they lose.
The Frenchest sentence has been said, and it was in English

so basically Famas until 2050

>Franco-Kraut squadron, with a kraut officer
She's 100% kraut indeed kek

>>63982271
Arrête avec tes japoniaiseries

nice

>>63982225
The gendarmerie is quite attached to it.

>>63982280
for schools and gendarmerie yeah at this point

Are the Frogs lead by the fattest or something?

>>63982290
The budget of the gendarmerie is quite attached to it :p

France and Britain should never ditch their bullpups. They're so synonymous with their country and army that they should keep making improved iterations for prides sake.

Like if you bored with AR platform and AKs you could always look to the EU for some new flavor of rifles but sadly it seems theyre moving on to the generic HK AR

>>63982294
Also yes.
I remember the time they somehow got a contract to buy gold point ammunition from Israel.
Then 1 month later they said to everyone to stop using them be cause they were expensive as fuck.

>>63982293
When you become an officer you are obligated to take on 20 pounds of pure fat.

>>63982281
Why do kraut woman always have resting bitch face

>>63982296
>France and Britain should never ditch their bullpups.
Britain should but only to adopt a FAL in .280

cops

>>63982300
You would too if you had to deal with male krauts' fetishes

>>63982296
They tried in the 90's.
Behold the PAPOP !

https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/PAPOP

genuinely why couldn't the us do this?

hard to stay clean wearing this

>>63982293
Idc I want the AMX- ERC now
Also if you live next to France don't hesitate to go to Saumur musée des blindés. There you can find tigers 1&2, t-34, panters...etc a truly marvelous museum

>>63982310
That's the parade uniform. They used to police like that until the 2000's iirc.
Now it's way more utilitary.

>>63982310
>2 lardass
This is the navy right ?
>>63982296
The Ar-15 is just the ultimate plateforme :'(

>>63982160
They are buying a shitton of French weapons, from subs to fighters.
They also announced yesterday that they'll sign a trade deal with the EU.

The TARIFFS unit.
They tax my japanese figgies imports. But I forgive them.

>>63982315
>This is the navy right ?
nah, the cops

>>63982201
>>63982210
Pretty badass ngl.

happening

Look at that TURBOCHAD

ITS THE LEGION
And the materiel

the bear unit <3

>>63982315
Worse than that: it's the police.

>>63982327
I thought it was Santa?

They walk behind because their march is a bit slower than the rest of the army.
What did you expect.

Goddamn, that guy threw the baton like 40 feet in the air and still caught it

they should sing when they walk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QC6-AhOmnCk

don't crash

Tigers

>>63982338
Has one ever crashed before?

Fucking mosquitoes fucking ate me last night

I love pumas

>>63982084 (OP)

I love the us because it's half of our running choppers here, while you guys actually run dozens and dozens of theses

>>63982347
>3 miniguns
Gotta love l'alat

coming

>>63982348
Oh cool Steve Martin is there?

>>63982193
Finns suck at it but we have a centuries old reputation for exactly that

>>63982351
>Sending infantry before the cavalry
They got over Waterloo down have they?

tonks

>macron just told he would DOUBLE our military budget in 2027
Not gonna happen but it would be great, we need 2 nuclear careers.

cope walls on the sides

>>63982366
It's the orchestra.

>>63982261
he is actually the happiest he has ever been in on his life

lol

>>63982362
No he had announced he would double the budget by 2030 in like 2017 or something, instead it's happening ahead of time in 2027.

>>63982361
About Leclerc : "It's probably the best tank in the world but we are the only country who knows it"
t. commenter
The thing is, when you know the french, you don't know if they are serious or not.

>>63982374
We just basically never deployed it as a frontline tank.

>>63982371
He said someting 2 days ago but anyway we know.

>>63982370
DT46 VTOL by Delair.
Cute drone, basically the French response to the German Vector I guess.

>>63982376
The Saudis used it against houthis I think once. One tank took an arpg to the glacis and the driver lost a leg.

>>63982370
>that truck
WHY are French like this when it comes to car designs

ew

>>63982375
what are these things in the back ? EBG ?

>>63982380
I guess.
Is it the same as judging the rafale by the way the pajeets used them ?

>>63982376
Je vais pas rentrer dans ce jeu petit coquin.

Why have artillery on flatbed lorry instead of just making it self propelled? I doubt those trucks can off road across a small ditch

>>63982381
PVP, called Petit Vehicule Pourri, shit little vehicule

look at those things... what are they for?

Jaguars

>>63982386
A shame.

>>63982380
that'd be the UAE since Saudis use Abrams but yes

weird bois

>>63982390
Fuck off poutine
Damn the vab is so basic bitch and sexy

>>63982381
That's Italian.

>>63982390
Shooting ?

>>63982390
bullying africans
compare this to the last russian parade with that one T-34, puttler must be furious

>>63982382
>Chinese face on the trucks

CUTE

Were those little Ukrainian flags?

>>63982396
I love the Jaguars.

>>63982381
Fiat is Italian, not French.
French car design peaked with the Twingo and it's all downhill from here.

>>63982366
Explain this cope meme to a non /k/ resident

>>63982405
I think it was just unit colors/designation since it's not on all of them.

>>63982390
Killing bad people

>When you're on that mountain road and have to deal with a fucking convoi exceptionnel and lost 1h

>>63982400
My apologies to the French and apparently the truck is self is Scania
there truly is something in the water in those countries

Does France show off her nukes/ICBMS at these events?

>>63982370
I honestly thought when I saw that from afar that the Frogs had invented the AeroGavin as some sort of elaborate shitpost.

>>63982410
You pimp your vehicles with weird shit likes cages and extra armor because you hope it will help you to not die (copium lol).

>>63982416
Scania truck are ugly but funny so it's ok.

>>63982408
The new Twingo is set to look awesome though.

>>63982416
It's basically a cabover that's been un-cabovered.

>>63982416
It's beautiful.

>>63982417
Aren't all of them either sub-borne or aircraft-borne? Not much to parade imo.

>>63982392
>>63982380
He started it

>>63982419
Wait so...the side skirts ? That are on tanks since WW2 ?

>>63982417

>>63982426
LOOK OUT SIR A DRONE

>>63982417
kek no, it's not a dictatorship like North Korea or Russia

>>63982417
Nuclear stuff is very seldom put forward at these events.

>>63982430
Too late.

>>63982396
Big gun on smoll ifv/afv, very french

>>63982431
They do nothing in the year of the fpv drone diving at you from the top

>6-rays shaped sunstars
/p/fag here, they're using a 6 Blade camera lens.

Gendarmerie riot vehicules now.

it's joever
god night

>>63982440
Then let's abandon tanks all together. If a sheet of metal can make my survival chance go from 0 to 0,1 I want it.

>>63982410
Russia stuck wire mesh on top of their tank turrets in the initial stages of the invasion of Ukraine, convinced that this will make them immune to top attack ATGMs like Javelins. It was of course, ineffective, but they did help a little bit against explosive FPV drones, and so both sides started deploying cope cages. Even the US uses them now. Some even call slat armor a cope cage.

Time to cover the whole avenue in horse shit and then make the orchestra play right in the middle of it.

there's always one horse that goes crazy

Based JVPITER bringing in the contracts and the money

>>63982451

>>63982417
It really lacks for the look of it but our nuclear defense is now only SSBNborne and airborne.

kek that one horse

One wild horse + one fall.

Not bad.

lol everytime
they need to stop with that shit

>>63982461
That fall was clean tho.

oh shit, bad music time

Why do these shitters always shit constantly anyway, how is that even possible

[...]

>>63982468
Humiliation ritual

horses ruin everything, everytime.

>>63982468
You'd think they'd learn by now that horses should go last?

Saudis or whatever sandpeople they are are there too?

>>63982470
>>63982472
I like that the free horse still followed the line at the curve, kek.

i dont remember bong horses shitting this much during their parade.

To the lasagna factory

>>63982470
>the horse tried to remain in formation
>>63982477
They usually clean them out before a parade.

Last year or the year before they played daft punk it was cringe as fuck
Now Indonesia man's ought to buy some shit he liked

>>63982472
He can't keep getting away with it

>>63982477
French horses are fed lots of fiber, just look at how healthy their shit looks.

The fuck they're doing again ?

Cringe zoomer shit time

>>63982486
Doing the ritual.

>>63982478
As every European horse should
>>63982477
Tbh the french défilé is maybe the most demanding of all, you even get aircrafts etc. A lone wild horse at all sounds ok.

>>63982468
Clean it up janny!

>>63982490
Everytime since at least Macron (maybe Hollande). He loves this shit.

I preferred that one

Did they play the onion song?
Where is the fun recognizable marching music?

>>63982493
>A lone wild horse at all sounds ok.
Even the moto didn't fuck up this time.

>>63982492
Oh, so it's time.

OH NO NO NO

I only watch military parades for the horses tbqh

Ok I'm clicking out. Fuck that.

C'est quoi cette merde ?

IS THAT AN AI NURSE ???

Thanks for enjoying with us this défilé !
The now playing song is the classic modern french shitting up the bed, but I hope you enjoyed the forces and materiel ! See you next year fellas, hopefully with more drones !
>t. Random French anon

>>63982498
that is a very beautiful ship

Seigneur dieu, comment c'est pourri... Finir un défilé OK sur une bouse pareille...

>>63982507
Thank you OP, I shall enjoy the obligatory 2010s-esque pop segment.

>>63982508
It's the replica of the Hermine during its travel from France to the USA.

It's probably gonna be scraped. A mushroom that eat wood got on.
Sad.

I actually like it.

>patriiiiieeeeuh
I know it's the Marseille accent, but it always cracks me up

>>63982513
C'est une horreur putain je hais les centristes
A même changer les paroles
Bordel

>>63982516
phatrieuh*

>>63982516
They are doing a whole lot of gay inflexion that ar really of no known accent except "gay parisian singer".

>>63982161
Peruvians?

>>63982518
nothing changed?

>>63982522
Indonesia.

Donnez leur un flingue plutôt qu'un parapluie si vous voulez faire sérieux
Le ton, y a rien qui va, je hais Macron

>>63982494
goldship, makes them slip
>>63982512
now that the Notre Dame is done they have to employ the historical carpenters some other way.
so here's te getting a new one

It was kino, haters gonna hate

>>63982506
Pics cause I can't really watch stream at moment?

>>63982526
Le PDG de la République exige le respect.

>>63982528
yeah, aside from the eurovision shit.
>t. bong

>>63982527
>Gold ship
Pls stop feeding my schyzo brain this name over and over for the last 2 weeks

>>63982529

Indonesian 1st lady is THICC

>>63982536
Who are those and what happened in 1925?

I live in France and I was surprised by the fact that there were almost no niggers or sandniggers in the army.

>>63982512
>It's probably gonna be scraped.
damn that sucks, at least our French built "frigate" is still doing well

>France spends 64 billion per year on their military
>Still manages to pull of a better parade than Palentir™ mutt parade with a 1 trillion dollar budget

Pathetics

>Suharto
>Sukarno
>Subiarnto
>all wear the same hate and sunglasses

This is some Mario and Luigi Hitler and Himmler shit

>>63982540
The "bleuet de France" is our version of the brit poppy flower.
And it's the 100th anniversary of the thing.

The man is just a ww1 soldier, seems legit. But I guess they NEEDED a woman on there and couldn't find a good pic ?

>>63982545
No you don't live in France. or you live in a shitty arrondissement like the XVIIIe or Bellevile or whatever poorfag shithole.
I barely see one here.
T.92 chad

>>63982554
ojou sex

>>63982536
They really should have played this scene.

>>63982551
>pierre, we need un photographe of une woman
>merde, je ne sais pas what un woman is
>i will ask chat j'ai pete to make one for me

>>63982470
fookin sick man, love the napoleonic era cuirassiers.

>>63982559
Macron is anti-weeb. He only sucks black weewees.

Chirac was the weeaboo, loved sumo so much he even had a sumo tournament to his name

>>63982547
hey, you forgot the best, NO ADS

>>63982494
>filename
kek

>>63982564
kek what even would the French ads be?

>>63982564
Yeah I wanted at least a military show liek the one at the end of Iron Man 2 with fireworks and showbizz unashamed. Yelling democracy and power.

>>63982547
>disingenuous zigger post trying to sow dissent
earning those 50 rubles per post

>>63982561
kek

>>63982554
>Poorfag shithole
>No niggers
Lmao I lived right at Porte de la Chapelle, fuck of communist nigger

>>63982561
of course, Chatte GPD

>>63982561
>chat j'ai pete
Mistral*

>>63982569
If France was a Burgerpunk-country like with collusion being Russia-tier, it would be LVMH ads.
With LVMH Rafale and Mirage coat. And comfy leather pilot seats.

>>63982571
I am all for TZD but your sore ego can't handle some criticism when you can't pull of a proper parade? Fuck off.

>>63982575
>I lived right at Porte de la Chapelle
I am so sorry for you.

>>63982571
I mean it did kinda suck. The marching was atrocious. How come all we can do is lame shit and we're evil fascists but France can pull off a whole ass big parade and it's cool with everyone. Pretty gay.

>>63982569
Bugatti.

>>63982581
>The marching was atrocious
This. They looked like thay had their arms stuck to the side, autism walk.
The only one that knew how to walk were the cadets/school ones.

Do the regulars ever do formations ? Do they go to ceremonies walking like whatever ?

>>63982579
its a thread about france's parade. if you're so cucked that you cant enjoy it without bringing up americans, then you have no room to be throwing around judgment

>>63982578
Thing is its France so I suspect that the ad will be two girls kissing, followed by a man staring at space hopper out of a window on a cloudy day ending with a waiter going over to give someone a bill only for said bill to be a picture of an elephant with a bowler hat while two chickens are typing away on a typewriter in a corner. All to promote a car.

>>63982581
You live in the 92 (I do too now) because there's not so much people of color there. "No-no it's because I feel safer in Rueil" lmao fuck off

>>63982571
Bants are a NATO tradition you fool.

We know we've always been shit at parade. Nothing to be ashamed about.

>>63982588
Shit reminded me of JROTC lel

>>63982581
France can do it because they've done in since the end of WW2 and everyone was cool with it because they really needed something to rebuild their pride after that shameful defeat.
US can't do it because they didn't need to so and starting now just make it look like Trump is full of himself.
Also allowing ads for the parade was extremely shameful too. The army as an institution shouldn't be whored out like that, Trump is basically a nigger in spirit

>>63982600
The reserve also don't know how to march ?

>>63982575
>living in the equivalent of 90's Harlem
They place you used to live is literally one of the poorest, what did you expect. Makes sense you'd bitch and moan. Thing is, it's not representative of France, contrarily to what you /pol/ retards say.
>fuck of communist nigger
If my post wasn't clear enough I'm a turbocapitalist, I don't know what to say.

>>63982564
Fucking hell, who thought this was a good idea?

>>63982563
>Chirac was the weeaboo, loved sumo so much he even had a sumo tournament to his name
basé and "et allows?" pilled

>>63982602
I dunno. JROTC is for all the hotshot high school kidds who think they are gonna go on to have a badass career in the military. As you might imagine a bunch of goofy teenagers don't march too good.

>>63982569
Leclerc (supermarkets)

>>63982381
The French have some of the largest penises in the world, so their vehicle design reflects this. Contrast French vehicles with, say, the American South.

>>63982633
trvth nvke

>>63982318
>militarized IRS
Frogs, I kneel...

>>63982593
I think you're mixing us up with the japanese.

>>63982546
because its a steel boat

>listening to journos and public relations officers following the défilé
>they all talk about future war versus dah russkies
>talk about service militaire : the return
>talk about mass recrooting in military reserves
>plus CEMA and PR talks about military budgets rising
Good lord they are preparing us for something lads.

>>63982713
The new supergirl is white which means you'll be sent to Ukraine to die for Israel.
I'm sorry, I don't make the rules.

>>63982713
Gotta keep the ziggers in check. Better some fiery rethoric and a few million Euros spent than killing them all in the Baltic woods and swamps of Belarus.

Also, I love your uniforms. The clashing colours and styles are awesome.

>>63982713
Somehow History has returned

>>63982416
Somehow I really like how utilitarian/retro rugged it looks.
10/10 would want one to turn into an adventure camper van.

>>63982713
I'm 36, I should escape the military service :^)
But I think I wouldn't mind, my father, uncles, and one of my brothers actually had a good experience with it.

>>63982591
>You're not allowed to compare one parade to others

Fucking retard. It's like saying you can't compare one gun to another when you bring up the AR or something. Fuck off.

>>63982147
Why does it have an ahegao face?

>>63982713
I'm from overseas France. Should I be worried, or just the mainland?

>>63982654
Those guys unironically have more power than the normal police in some situations.
If a Police Nationale officer wants to stop and search a vehicle, they have to have a valid and legal reason for doing it. The Douane can just search any vehicle and do not have to have a reason beyond they want to, and their authority covers the entirety of France.

>>63982870
I don't think they are going to train an arm the kanak so you should be fine

>>63982227
>>63982229
>>63982232
>>63982233
interview went well, thanks for your support
and at the risk of sounding like a 50ruble shill
holy shit burger bros police your women I spent the entire train ride looking at 3 multi coloured sentient orbs of NY fat, 5' at best and at least 180kg.
how do you even get so fat?

>>63982571
Grow a thicker skin you MIGAtard baby

>>63982601
>France have done it since the end of WW2 because they really needed something to rebuild their pride after that shameful defeat
The first Bastille Day parade was in 1880

>>63982864
kek I can't unsee now

>>63982381
the multipla is the best family car in the world

>>63982201
>>63982210
Gigachad

>>63982870
Are you Corsican, or from one of the Pacific islands?
If you are Corsican, you might be the second coming of Napoleon, so they'll have to recruit you to save the (counts on his fingers quickly) the Fifth Republic!
...
...
...
Or Third French Empire, however you're feeling at the time, really.

>>63982971
I think they must be like Maori or Hawaiians where they have like a strict regimen to get as fat as possible for social status, because it takes severe dedication and funds to as large as they do.

>>63984770
Saint Pierre and Miquelon

>>63984822
I keked when Trump tariffed it at like 105% because for the previous year it had a once-in-a-lifetime trade surprlus with the US.
Like, seriously, that was as retarded as the Penguin Island shit.

>>63984822
R A R E