sup /k/, I'm sick of having illegal ayylmaos from outer space visiting me at night and sticking things in my butthole. I'm looking at getting a ayylmao defense rifle/carbine for the next time they try to pull this shit.

what is the best round to stop ayylmaos? This is a serious request.

>>63996598 (OP)
You can't stop them. They can immobilize you completely, they can pass through walls; the troops they send to catch you are biodrones, they don't care about losing them.
Nothing you could ever do can help you. There is no hope. Give up.

>>63996598 (OP)
.22lr bounces around in their huge skulls and steams their broccoli

>>63996612
Sounds like alien propaganda to me. Face the wall.

>>63996673
Nothing you do matters. If They decide to have you as a sample, nothing you do matters. They WILL get to you.