>pull trigger
>bang
>pull trigger again
>nothing happens
>check bolt
>closed
>slap mag
>cock
>unspent round flies out
>pull trigger
>bang
>pull trigger again
>nothing happens
>bolt closed
>pull out mag
>its loaded
>cock
>unspent round flies out
>put mag back in
>cock
>pull trigger
>bang
>pull trigger again
>nothing happens
Fucking hell colt you had one job. Why the fuck is some grains of sand fucking up your rifle

>fire rifle
>it jams
>fire pistol
>it jams
>fire revolver
>cylinder didn't spin
Why fucking bother?

>pull grenade pin
>throw grenade
>hear the pin fly off
>wait 3 seconds
>doesnt explode
>wait 30 seconds
>doesnt explode
HELLLOOOOOOO???

>fly suicide drone into eastern european soldier of dubious morals
>it bounces off him
>lands in the grass and doesnt explode
>...
baka, frfr, tbqh

>>63999040
That honestly sounds so fucking funny, is there any footage of this?

>kinda need to piss
>go to the bathroom
>stand at urinal
>unzip dick
>try to piss for 30 seconds but nothing comes out
>put cock away
>dont need to piss anymore
what the freaky friday

>hop into leo2
>turn on the airconditioning
>it doesnt turn on
>turn on the ventilation
>its weak as shit
>ride around in an oven in summer
>loader passes out in the heat
Fuck this piece of shit

>>63998627 (OP)
Literally what the forward assist is for. But since you said Colt I'm going to assume the gun is at least 40 years old because that's the last time Colt was popular. Maybe try replacing the buffer spring with one from this century?

>>63998627 (OP)
>nvd out of battery
>replace battery
>doesnt work
>replace battery
>doesnt work
>all batteries are dead
QUARTERMASTER?????

>give shelter to woman
>give food to woman
>give water to woman
>do things for woman
>pay for things for woman
>take woman to places
>she still shit talks you with her friends
10/10 bravo Schmeisser

>jack off
>cum
>jack off
>cum
>jack off
>cum
>jack off
>only blood
What the fuck?!?!? Also check 'em.

>>63999613
Ya dun did rip ya peehole, first time with amphetamines?

>>63999274

>>63999613
Ayee sonny, ye go'emm cansa'nn'yee baol's. Go'cee-ah docta.

>>63999425
>this guy uses the forward assist

>>63999642
Documenting these ziggy piggy moments for the inevitable russian revisionism around this state crumbling shitshow is doing the lord's work for future generations.
>we wuz good at warz and sheeeeit
lmao no little vatnik, you were not and you should rightfully be laughed at

>>63998639
Jam? Yum!

>>63999642
Kek, thanks anon

>load round into rifle
>barrel cracks after firing a few hundred times
>rifle only for 223 but fired 556
Fucking hell why make it look the same then

>>64001074
they are the same lol