Talk about jobs where you're paid to carry guns. Feel free to bring up your wifes boyfriends cool stories.
Anyone ever pay for picrel? Contracting work has dried up compared to GWOT levels, but that's likely changing.
I've already been in the US Army and have a CIB. Too old to go back not that I would anyway.

>want a /k/ job
>no I don’t want to go into the military
>no I don’t want to be a cop
lol it’s the same shit every time we have this thread. Go back into the military or go into law enforcement.

>>63999453 (OP)
why would you do that? get a corporate job to pay for your hobby

>>64000109
I already was in the military. I'm considering putting in for local LE, but I prefer to be in shithole countries. As I said, I'm past the age cutoff to go back in mil, otherwise I probably would.
>>64000126
I have plenty of post military education and experience to do work in environmental/conservation sectors- its just fuckin boring and I need more excitement.

>>64000154
Go to Ukraine.

I always wanted to be a fighter pilot as a kid, but I’ve already got a decent remote job and stuff, working towards my masters, etc. and I don’t know if I should throw that all away to join the military.

>>64000154
rob

>>64000202
What kind of remote work
>I am extremely tired of traffic both ways

>>64000159
I'd go to almost any other shithole including anything in Africa. Ukraine is rightful Russian clay and I am not getting in the middle of it
>>64000257
If my skin was darker, yes I might consider robbery as a valid career move

>>63999453 (OP)
Outside of being a state agent literally nothing, you could be an armed Paul Blart but god forbid you actually use your gun because your security company will drop you like a hat and let you get sued into a oblivion depending on the state you live in. Just make a good living to do this stuff as a hobby. Because even in 99% "/k/" jobs your not shooting guns.

>>63999453 (OP)

Depends how broad you go with it I guess. I worked at a hotel for about 5 years at the night shift. I technically wasn't paid TO carry guns, but it was heavily encouraged and they would pay for one handgun if you had a cwp. I just sat at the front desk and played videogames on my laptop all night. I'd have maybe one or two people a night come down and say something was broken etc and I'd text the maintenance guy. Easiest job I've ever had

>>63999453 (OP)
how do you prepare yourself for such a job without joining military or police?
How do you start your own company?

>>63999453 (OP)
>Gecko45 where are you?

>>63999453 (OP)

>2025
>No "Enduring Western Values" conflict.
>ShooterJobs

I bet everything is between 10 - 15/hr mall shit

>>64003055
>how do you prepare yourself for such a job without joining military or police?
You can't nobody is going to hire you without military or police experience for any serious security job, and they generally want people with actual "deployment" experience. If you don't have those, then you are just going to be a standard Paul Blart standing around a high crime area with black kids screaming insults you at the mall.
>How do you start your own company?
Have a lot of money and have high connections within DoD and the government to score contracts.

>>63999453 (OP)
I'm gonna be honest guys I have no idea what to do for a living. I have no idea what to major in, have no idea what trade I would take, I don't even know what field of interest to look into. I haven't worked a day in my life and the idea of employment is utterly foreign to me.

>>64003055
you don't get the job

>>64004811
pls b under 20

>>64004811
Unironically, join the military if you aren't fat/dysgenic physically. Unlocks GI bill to pursue a different career after you've matured.
>>64003845
Most of it is mallcop/hospital shit on other sites, but there are still some gems available. Maritime security seems to be where its at, I still need to get my passport and other certs though. I seem to remember an anon posting here a few years ago who worked in maritime, I was hoping this thread would page him. Hopefully he didnt get droned by houthis.

>>64004873
Why would I be under 20
>>64004916
I'm pretty fat and dysgenic

>>63999453 (OP)
>paid to carry guns
It's not glamorous but I work as a hospital security guard, I carry a gun with a level three holster per the contract. It's mostly quiet in my area but my peers at bigger hospitals talk about getting into fights with psychs every night. I'm personally located in a high drug area so I'm wrangling people who get too uppity with nurses after EMS brings them in tripping balls. But it's mostly quiet but it happens enough to not be mundane, the turnover is pretty high but kinda perfect if you're just looking for a short term job while looking for bigger and better things.

>>64005309
I have seen quite a few openings for hospital work, I kind of imagined it being how you described. Does your state require any certs before employment for stuff like that?

>>64008299
Yeah, my state does require some certifications before you can start working in hospital security. Typically, you need to complete a set amount of training—basic security, firearms (if it's an armed position) with range time. After that, you have to submit documentation, pass background and fingerprint checks, and get licensed through the state. Once you’re licensed, you can accept a hospital job either in house or though a company.

>>63999453 (OP)
>broke autist wants to shoot people
why not start by shooting yourself? it would be a net positive to the world for us normal people

>>64009908
normal people don't make posts like that

>>64000154
This nigga is writing phase I ESA's all day and complaining about it being boring
Yeah no shit it is lol you just aren't in the cool stuff

>>64005245
>Why would I be under 20
It's less embarrassing to sit on one's ass doing nothing and to have absolutely zero idea what to do with one's life as a teenager

>>64010066
I was doing pretty cool shit compared to permits etc, working out in the field and with critters. Its just the typical people you work with and the bureaucratic bullshit that I have grown sick of. I would rather be bored on a ship or on a shithole base babysitting niggers for triple canopy or something.

>>64000878
>Ukraine is rightful Russian clay
Congratulations of your transition, xir

>>63999453 (OP)
Might not be exactly be what op was asking for, but I work as a range safety officer
>inbefore all the walrus memes
We do allow rapid fire, but there are some rules some people would gripe about, but it is an outdoor public range in California so we do have to dumb shit down for people. Most things we have to deal with are people trying to walk up to shooting stations during target changes with people down range. Pretty sure I had one guy that was going to start shooting when we let people through to go post targets.

>see guy walk up to his shooting station when range is called cold
>"hey buddy, back away from the station"
>thought he just needed his targets or some shit
>only gun, mags and ammo at his station
>"I thought ceasefire was over"
>guy didn't notice people going downrange, the lights on, or the PA announcement saying "THE RANGE IS COLD"
>tell him to pay attention next time

The other shit is people opening up their cases with their guns pointed sideways or backwards. A lot of people will pick up the gun and flag themselves and others, and there have definitely been times where people have come there with their guns loaded.

I haven't seen anything super crazy, but ive definitely seen my fair share of major stupids. This comes from one of my coworkers though
>little girl shooting .22 revolver
>bang, bang, bang, click
>girl points the gun at her head looking straight down the barrel
>click
>still had live rounds in the cylinder

I can share more stories if people are interested.

>>64013025
>>girl points the gun at her head looking straight down the barrel
>>click
>>still had live rounds in the cylinder
What the fuck was her retarded mongrelized father doing at this point in time?

>>64013025
Uh did it go bang when she pointed it at her face? Also, what kind of credentials did you need to get a job as an RSO? I've seen them listed but seemed kind of gatekept (major training facilities)

I would be a range janny after it shut down for the day. Sweep up everything with a hazmat suit on.

>>64013128
The way it was described to me was that it happened so fast that no one could do anything to stop her. Like bang, bang, click, points at head and click without any pause. Although I will say that i've seen plenty of tuned out parents.

>be me on our 50 yard rifle range
>dad up at bench shooting
>~12 year old kid back in parking lot chucking rocks at a hill
>eventually shoots a bit with his dad
>dad sends him to go to the bathroom, alone, on a gun range
>have to tell him to go with his kid so jr doesn't do anything stupid

Although I have seen some very responsible parents
>mom, dad, son, and daughter roll up to 50 yard range
>kids glued to mom and dad
>they pull out nice .22 bolt action rifles
>set the kids up and actually have them shoot
>during target changes kids are still glued to mom and dad

had another dad shoot all day and thank us for being very nice to him and his son.

>>64013151
>>Uh did it go bang when she pointed it at her face?
no the gun didn't go off, but im pretty sure there were still live rounds in the cylinder that just weren't in line with the barrel.
>>Also, what kind of credentials did you need to get a job as an RSO? I've seen them listed but seemed kind of gatekept (major training facilities)
For this range I didn't need any credentials to work there, but there is about a 1 1/2 month training period. I don't know about any other ranges though. I do know that at some ranges its more of a volunteer position, but i'm getting paid and I get all the free range time I want

>>64013688
>>have to tell him to go with his kid so jr doesn't do anything stupid
Good of you to do that.
Any other stories?

>>63999453 (OP)
Man I forget about shooter jobs. Been since like 2014 or 15 since I saw an ad for them

>>64013911
>be me
>about a month on the job
>range is called cold and we let people down range to post targets
>guy comes up to station with a backpack
>tell the guy to just set his backpack down and go post
>guy starts putting his backpack down but then picks it back up
>unzips it and starts rifling through it
>ask guy if he needs his stapler
>guy says no and shows me he has his targets and stapler under his arm
>keeps digging through his bag
>remember specifically asking myself what the hell he was digging for
>ask him to put the bag down again
>guy pulls out a handgun with the slide closed
>people are down range while this went on
Another rso stepped in and dealt with it. Gun was unloaded, but Jesus Christ what an idiot. I'll try to post more stories throughout the day.

>>64016726
Funnies reactions ive gotten from people
>on pistol range
>see guy open case with pistol sideways and pick it up
>if someone opens their case sideways or backwards we want people to close the case and turn the whole case before any hands on the gun
>go up to the guy and ask
>"does it make more sense to pick up a pistol and flag the whole range, or turn the case instead"
>guy enthusiastically says "I agree"

>another time had a guy back out of his station with his pistol, slide open and start turning it sideways
>ran up to him told him to keep it on his station and not to point it sideways
>guy is probably 30 years old
>im only 23 years old
>guy very sheepishly says "sorry sir, wont happen again sir"
I thought it was a funny reaction getting that from someone a lot older than me

>>64016764
>be me on our manual trap range
>guy and his wife pull up
>give them the rundown on how to use the clay throwers
>check their ammo to make sure they're not shooting anything they shouldn't
>see guy load up a shell
>*click*
>reracks the shotgun
>*click*
>go up to the guy to see whats wrong with his shotgun
>pick up ejected shell
>notice the shell is yellow and remember the boxes they had were 20 gauge
>"hey what gauge shotgun you using?"
>"oh its a 12 gauge"
>20 gauge shell had a striker mark above the primer
He bought the ammo from us. when I asked him what type he asked for he said he didn't specify. I sent him back up to our office to exchange it for 12 gauge. Our office manager told us that he specifically asked for 20 gauge

>>64016783
>End of the day
>range master hands me and another new guy a .40 s&w casing
>casing has been split and almost bananapeeled
>turns out it had been shot out of a .45

>another time
>checking guns before we call range cold
>find case stuck in pistol
>wont extract
>push it out with a rod from the muzzle
>same thing but this time it was a 9mm in a .45

>>64016726
>>64016764
>>64016783
>>64017315
Honestly I'm okay with California having draconian gun laws at this point

>>63999453 (OP)
I work for a gun store. I used to think it was great, now I just hate most of you mouth breathing huck hyucking chucklefucks. I especially hate zoomers and people who learned about the gun they want in CoD despite half of my interest coming from cs 1.6
People give range officers a hard time but they have to deal with even more stupidity.
Guy rents a gun and shoves the barrel in his mouth
Fuckingdoit.jpg
I don't give a fuck if we get shut down.
Insurance company will pay to clean that shit up.
Owned by some corpo suits I've never met.

>>64013025
>outdoor public range in California
>We do allow rapid fire
>/k/ommando RSOs
kek I think I might know what range it is, thankfully not in CA anymore but when I lived in LA I used to go to one where I always had suspicions about the RSOs.