Using non-fictional weapons, vehicles, and technologies that are within our capability to build today, how would you kill Godzilla? No fantasy cheat codes i.e. oxygen destroyer, Jaegers, etc. Square-cube law is the coward's way out, so is starvation, we'll give Big G the benefit of the doubt that he won't self-destruct.
Schizoposting encouraged as long as it could feasibly work.
Kill plans for other kaijus are also welcome, especially if the kaiju in question has some novel trait or ability that needs to be addressed by the plan directly, such as King Ghidorah's regeneration for example.

Inform it of the square-cube law.

>>64001640 (OP)
>No fantasy cheat codes
But that's what Godzilla is, a fantasy cheat code stand-in for environmental and war concerns. The whole point of it is its plot-device defense from whatever conventional stuff that thus puts humanity in its place. What a stupid fucking post.

>>64001640 (OP)
It's difficult to answer the question when you're arbitrarily choosing which laws of physics apply and which don't.

>>64001647
Well as godzilla is a fantastical creature, it's probably safe to say his bones would be made of some nature-made fantastical material, as opposed to the typical living creature on earth

Pour reducing agents into the sea

A single shot from a 1911.

Rocks fall from orbit, everyone dies. Everyone includes Godzilla.

>>64001647
he's not even just a dinosaur, he's a superhero dinosaur. Square-cube doesn't apply

>>64001640 (OP)
Railgun gg2ez

>>64001640 (OP)
haven't followed it in ages but just looked up what the recent godzillas are like and apparently in the most recent movies (anime) he's invincible to everything humanity does even with super tech and forces humanity to abandon the earth which doesn't work either despite having magic tech because nips are fucking gay retards so the ship turns around and tries to take back earth but instead it ends with them giving up and becoming primitive savages because apparently technology and weapons are le bad the end

so yeah fuck that

>target literally has fictional superpowers
>can't use fictional items or methods to kill him
Really couldn't happen. The whole idea is that he's a more fucked up threat than a nuke. Even among kaiju, he's essentially Superman (except, ironically, Godzilla has a vicious hatred of immigrants). Without using one of his kryptonites, you really couldn't.

For some of his buddies and enemies, it's a little more feasible.
>Rodan
Rodan's pretty weak shit without many meaningful powers. He was vulnerable to a sting attack from Mothra, and generally can't hang in a direct fight very well. I hire some old-fashioned Japanese guys to crash F-16s into Rodan's wing flaps and then just bomb the shit out of him
>Mothra Larva
way smaller in the Monsterverse, so just a few hellfire missiles.
>Anguirus
No notable recovery abilities despite high physical defense. Apply injections of septicemia to the inside of his mouth via drone while he's sleeping or eating.
>Ebirah
Wait for Rodan to pick him up out of the water and drop him the way birds do with crabs. Use large hydraulic press to crack open tail. Consume with fresh-baked cheddar biscuits and an abundance of butter
>Mechagodzilla
Wait for its pilot to get into an accident (Asian and usually female driver), climb into cockpit, remove hard drive

>>64001640 (OP)
Wouldn't a single tank round just shred through anything biological?

>Do nuclear hyper hyper sonic rocket like the one in project orion with enriched uranium casing
>Contains Nuclear shaped charge

>>64001640 (OP)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sundial_(weapon)

>Sundial was the codename of one of two massive nuclear bombs planned for testing by the University of California Radiation Laboratory, Livermore Branch as part of a classified[1][2] American weapons project in the early 1950s.[3] Announced by Edward Teller at a meeting of the General Advisory Committee of the Atomic Energy Commission, it was intended to have a yield of 10 gigatons of TNT, while its counterpart, Gnomon, was intended to have a yield of 1 gigaton.[4]

>>64003331
So, you want to feed him? Also, negative points for "hyper sonic" drool.
>>64003302
Dead from radiation.

>>64001970
>He didn't watch shin Godzilla where he's defeated with fucking cement and cooler
>He didn't watch minus 1 where he's sunk by using freon gas counterweights and subjected to crushing pressure shifts
At least try to be realistic with what you say.

>>64001970
how do you look up Godzilla and end up with the anime movies? -1 won a fucking Oscar and Shin resuscitated the brand in japan

>>64001640 (OP)
>how would you kill Godzilla?
VX nerve agent in large quantities.

>>64001647
>creature that has a nuclear reactor for a heart is going to totally have the same bone material as other normie creatures
Anon you may be retarded

>>64001970
Genuinely shocked you found the anime movies of all things since they sucked and nobody really talks about them. Very curious how lazy you have to be to look up "Godzilla" and think that is the most recent thing. I don't think I could get any of the anime stuff to come up on the first page of results if I looked up Godzilla

>>64001640 (OP)
Anti-ship cruise missile(s)

>>64001647
>>64001679

The square cube law doesn't say "big things are weak" it says strength has to scale with mass rather than height to maintain similar form and relative motion.

So all you're saying is that Godzilla is super durable.

You know you can make a shaped charged nuke right ? If a shitty rpg can eat through 700mm of steel just imagine
There is absolute no need to go as hard as that but just to ilustrate how silly the premise of megafauna posing a threat to humans, a tank shell should do
"But they dont work in movies" they should, the also never shoot dinos with guns in Jurassic Park despite most of them having smaller torsos than an éléphant (an animal you can kill with a hunting bow) or you know fucking blue whales the biggest animal ever to exist and helpless against a spiky stick

>>64004369
>it says strength has to scale with mass
Which quickly hits a limit with any known material.

>>64001970
>>64002000
Godzilla has many different scales and levels of power that are irreconcilable (even in the same movies) so there are plenty of "levels" of Godzilla that could be killed or injured by things like hypersonic impacts from relatively narrow, dense projectiles of sufficient size.
He tends to be magically immune to anything involving a nuclear bomb (they talk about him "absorbing the radiation" like there isn't a physical pressure component to a nuclear explosion) so the standard sci fi nerd answer of the Casaba Howitzer is probably out.

So the best bet is probably rigging up some kind of massive hypersonic needle-missile like a huge tungsten rod moving at mach 10, or taking the largest amount of conventional explosives you can land a hit on him with and converting it to a shaped charge. An ideal shaped charge detonation with a 1000 pound charge of HE or more could penetrate more steel for example than a direct hit from an omnidirectional nuclear blast.

>>64004414
>any known material.
Ah the "but I did eat breakfast" logic.

We're faced with a conditional hypothetical: a monster exists for the purpose of the scenario that functions as it does on screen, approximately how strong would the material it is made from have to be and how much force would it have to produce to fulfill that condition?
You, being intellectually lazy and possibly autistic, point out that the conditional hypothetical has hypothetical conditions.

I wouldn't. Mothra and the other pro human kaiju aren't powerful enough to defend Earth.

>>64004468
Not "hypothetical" conditions. Impossible ones.
If OP didn't tell us to use "non-fictional" weapons you'd have a point, but it seems you can't read.

>>64003302
this manga is weirdly cute

Spear it with casaba howitzers.

He can take the blast, and use the radiation. But can he survive several plasma beams?

>>64001640 (OP)
Multiple MOP strikes but instead of concrete they are filled with cadmium.

>>64005087
>feeds off radiation
I fucking HATE this cop out. Motherfucker humans are 70% water, but I hit you with a riot hose in the face that shit is going to hurt. You take a cheeseburger and freeze that fucker, put it in a air cannon and launch it at Mach FUCK at someone that shit is breaking bones and causing internal bleeding.

>>64005168
Yeah it's kinda gay.

Maybe you could overboost him to cause him to explode.
Shoot him with refined plutonium darts until he goes supercritical.

>>64004414
Well maybe Godzilla is made from unknown materials. Did you ever think of that?

>>64005176
>meltdown
Even if Godzilla melted down he wouldn't go to the earths core and cause a black hole, he would at most go about a km or 3 into the bedrock.
>how to calm him down
Call Mothra up and ask her to give him some of that moth pussy, Godzilla just has a case of 500 million year blueballs.

>>64005193
We *know* godzilla is made of unknown materials. The problem is that we aren't allowed to use those to fight him, which means we lose by default.

>>64005168
>cop out
It's not a "cop out" you smoothbrain, it's literally the fucking *point* of Godzilla, which was meant to be a reaction to the nuclear age. It's the fundamental plot point that the entire franchise is built on.

>>64005301
Ok, so he feeds on radiation. Whoop de doo. Does he also feed on overpressure, How about fire ?

>>64001640 (OP)
Introduce a cheating ass gold-digging bitch and her trifling family into his life, and watch the toxic relationship spiral out of control.

>beat my science magic character using realistic means
>but you can't address that magic problem, ok?
These posts always feel like thinly-veiled power wank circle-jerks.

>>64001640 (OP)
Those Russian "hypersonic" air launched missiles would probably do an ok job

>>64001640 (OP)
I wouldn’t try to kill Godzilla since he’s not actually evil or anything. He only attacks humans when we attack him first. Usually he only appears when there’s an even worse monster threatening us, so I would just leave him alone to let him deal with that.
>>64005168
The original Godzilla didn’t feed off radiation. It was only the 80’s/90’s series and later that established that ability.

>>64005422
Note that the question is not whether it can be done at all, but what it would take to do it. Giant monster media always undersells mankind's capabilities. A functional, high-velocity railgun is something we can build right now, the Navy's already done it. Godzilla's immune to nukes for some reason, but not kinetic energy alone. I'd have to do some math to tell you exactly how big of a railgun you'd need to penetrate his scales/plates, but I guarantee we're capable of building one big enough to inflict lethal wounds.

>>64003336
>Created by radiation
>Give him more
Dumbass

>>64005301
>Godzilla was childish fantasy to offset the trauma of WW2
We know.

>>64001640 (OP)
Hit him with missiles full of gadolinium salts. Gadolinium is a strong neutron absorber, so if enough of it gets inside his body it should poison the nuclear reactions that keep him alive.

>>64001640 (OP)
>Just finished watching minus one
>This thread pops up
Luv synchronicities
Simple as

>>64003336
One of his asspull powers is absorbing radiation. It's how they supercharged him in KotM
>>64003360
Yeah but that depends on the canon. Heisei Goji and Millennium Goji are horseshit
>>64004369
This. Which also reinforces why conventional weapons won't kill him.
>>64005087
>Plasma beams
The cast majority of his serious enemies use those, and they usually have to use something else to put him in the "oh noooo, now us humans have to help Godzilla since the other guy is worse!!" part of the movie
>>64005422
This is the most valid response in the thread. OP made a dumbass thread. A better prompt would have been "how would you kill Godzilla if you had the help of any of the lesser monsters (no main villains)?"

Also, why has nobody brought up cadmium weapons? That's just a real thing we have access to that we could launch at him. Really, anything that inhibits radiation turns off his superpowers and shit

>>64001640 (OP)
get me 3 of the most emotionally damaged teenagers you can find, STAT

reactivate the iowa class and pelt the fucker with 16 inch aphe shells until he's a giant pile of mush

>>64006138
>wanting to enact tikkun olam
(((SEELE))) plz.

>>64002913
In most depictions where it's actually addressed, Godzilla does take damage from conventional weapons. But the workaround is that he just heals too fast to keep down. He is a living fission reactor after all, so long as enough meat is in one piece he'll continue to regenerate indefinitely until he depletes his internal stores of fuel. I think in one of the 90's movies they try to work around that and just go after his brain, but he's got more than one, and the one they destroy regrows in a couple minutes.

>>64006136
I appreciated the boat autism on display in this movie. The Takao specifically being a ship that would have been plausibly available for the USA to release back to the Japanese in the time frame the movie takes place in.

>>64001970
Man I take back what I've said about the Monsterverse plot in that case lol, sounds like they're cooking compared to whatever the Japs are doing.
>Godzilla gets a new anime: it's trash
>Pacific Rim gets a new anime: it's cash
>Godzilla gets a new movie: it's cash
>Pacific Rim gets a new movie: it's trash
Parasitic relationship?

>>64004963
>Not "hypothetical" conditions. Impossible ones
You say that like those are mutually exclusive, reinforcing how retarded you are.

>>64005168
How is it a copout? He's the personification of nuclear weapons, using nukes on him is like trying to take out the Tsar Bomb with another nuke, that's not how shit works.
>>64005317
>Overpressure
Nigger is a nuclear reactor with legs, he's functionally immune to overpressure.
>Fire
He withstands impacts from ayylmaos, cyborg monsters and super-mecha with energy weapons that make the heat of a fusion reaction look like a matchstick. So functionally immune to fire too.