Why did the air force allow this?

>>64002184 (OP)
because it's cool

>>64002184 (OP)
>backseater
Welp we know his favorite sexual position.

>>64002184 (OP)
>he doesn't dream of being his wifo's wizzo
genuinely, factually dickless

>>64002184 (OP)
>Col. Malachowski medically retired in 2017 after serving 21 years because she contracted a tick-borne illness.

>>64002184 (OP)
Oh that is the fucking LIFE

>>64002235
Fuck ticks and the shitty diseases they carry.

>>64002184 (OP)
>tfw you will never bomb browns with you're waifu

>>64002235
I HATE TICKS I HATE TICKS I HATE TICKS I HATE TICKS

>>64002235
>>64002535
>>64002743
I got tick-borne encephalitis four years ago. I was lucky, no neurological symptoms.
Vaccination is the only solution. We need new borreliosis vaccine ASAP.

>>64002184 (OP)
GIWTWM

>>64002184 (OP)

>>64002794
>Vaccination is the only solution
nice try, shlomo

>>64002184 (OP)
why not

>>64002794
There's one in the works. Rushed COVID vaccination programs took down decadesof red tape off mRNA vaccine technology testing.

>>64002184 (OP)
>Nicole Malachowski
It's Malachowska, you uncultured swine

>>64002235
Fuck Lyme's holy shit. Fuck the ticks that carry it.

>>64002794
In Europe there's a vaccine against the Tick-borne encephalitis we have locally, normal Lyme borreliosis can be treated with antibiotics. But you have some weird stuff in the US (like Rocky mountain spotted fever and Colorado tick fever), I'm not sure how financially viable a vaccination might be for the small affected population in these areas.

>>64003301
Fuck off, depending on the source there's a >10% risk of lifelong neurological impairment plus a 1-2% lethality (for the European type), also being male is a risk factor somehow. So this vaccine is pretty useful for people who are outdoors often, like most kommandos
And yes I am mad, got enough parents telling me " we read some stuff online, we don't want to vaccinate our child/want to space the vaccines out/some other bullshit", vaccines are the best fucking thing in medicine besides antibiotics and hygine

>>64003301
Even if your conspiracy about vaccines were true, the risk posed by the illness warrants getting the shit regardless if you spend time outdoors. Which you obviously don't, retard.

>>64003453
Not that anon, not that it matters. I'm just here to remind you that a vast majority of the past 40 years of bulk science has been essentially results-faked to cover up negatives or even no results. To top that off because of "AI" the past 3 years have seen an embarassing amount of fakes in science papers and the rate of that is accelerating.

We are right to ask,
>does thing actually work without horrible future effects
Before assuming the 1st order goal being achieved is simply the only thing that matters.

I don't want anything fucking with my dna. Manmade chemicals we can't escape are bad enough. Man made cellular fuckery, go ahead and be the ginuea pig.

fun facts: you can gain a permanent life long allergy to red meat if a certain species of tick bites you
there is no cure, there is no vaccine, the only defense is don't get bitten idiot

>>64002235
Ticks are proof there's no kind and loving god

>>64002184 (OP)
because they are fucking retarded

>>64002235
getting on gubgibs early with fucking lyme KEK
ive had lyme like 3 times
shit goes away with some simple antibiotics but everyone pretends its like AIDS

>>64002794
>tfw work gave me the jab for it
And a rabies one too, despite being a bong.
Pretty based of them.

>>64004851
>early
21 years, my retarded friend. She probably took the medical retirement because it had a higher payout than a normal retirement.

>>64004519
>there is no cure,
Wrong, there is one treatment, a megadose of bee venom. Equivalent to 50 stings. The problem is that AGS carries like a 30% chance of also making you allergic to bees, so it's not a recommended treatment if you know what I mean.

>>64004527
God tried to kill us to get us out of this shit hole earth what do you mean

>>64002222
The last flare

>>64002184 (OP)
>>64002222
Darling in the Franxx

>>64005271
>if you get bit by a specific tick you become allergic to red meat
>if you get 50 stings worth of bee venom it cures the allergy
>however there's a 30% chance of becoming allergic to bees
This reads like Dwarf Fortress patch notes, who the fuck coded this reality?

>>64002184 (OP)
Road head is out of the question given the seating configuration, so this seems like a terrible idea.

>>64008908
Grad students (demons). Remember God hates Grad students, no matter what the society, culture, or timeline the grad students has been the bitch worker for all of human history

Why are you all worried about ticks so much?

>>64008908
>then you are sold a cure to your bee allergy but it has a chance of making you allergic to ticks
>this is also malsumis

>>64003301

Nigger, you can oppose the COVID vaccine while supporting more established ones that have decades of studies and data to back up their effectiveness. That's a completely sensible position to hold.

>>64011134
Allergies are fake

>>64002184 (OP)
Their callsigns were Fifi and Eeyore

Man, Lyme disease fucking sucks. We got some nasty tickborne diseases here in Brazil but nothing that becomes chronic and debilitating like Lyme's. Our tick-borne diseases just straight up kill you within few days.

>>64008908
I did.
Hey don't look at me like that, this whole "life" thing was a bug in one of the libs that I didn't write. It's already deprecated and will be removed in the next patch.

>>64002184 (OP)
Proof that retiring the F-111 and its side by side cockpit was a mistake

>>64002184 (OP)
For better or worse, women have been able to fly fighter jets since the 1990s.
Sorry OP it's sad to me too.

>>64011166
Even 'old' vaccines are suspect now. Manufacturers can change both active and inactive ingredients at will. The FDA is nominally responsible for testing following these changes, but a FOIA some years back resulted in them throwing their hands up and admitting they haven't been since the 90s. And we can't forget that no vaccine has ever had a true control group. From a scientific perspective vaccine science is very broken, even ignoring the liability amd profit debacle.

>>64010332
Tiny, completely painless bite, and the longer they are latched on the higher the chance you catch something awful, with Lyme being the jackpot of a really shitty lottery. The initial infection that's very easily misdiagnosed sucks, the bacterial arthritis you get months after as the round two sucks, and the permanent neurological damage it causes sucks.

>>64015381
The fact those little niggers can turn you into a fully-dysfunctional retard is wild.

>>64015361
Getting a blowjob from your slutty ginger copilot is USAF SOP compliant?

>>64004851
Women seem to have a higher chance of not showing symptoms and then getting the lyme arthritis which is absolutely enough to medically retire a pilot. Lyme arthritius can range from "this sucks intermittently" to "why the fuck wont my fucking fingers move without feeling like im dragging my hands through metal shavings"

>>64016045
Only when above 40000ft with autopilot engaged.

>>64015381
Don't forget alpha galactose allergy, which is scarier than lyme to me. Iirc, alpha gal is nearly instant transmission whereas lyme requires the gut bacteria of the tick to get into you (like 24 hours attached). Alpha gal makes you allergic to mammal meat. Rocky mountain fever is bad news too.

>>64002235
Ticks are proof the govt hates us

>>64010332
None of us go outside anyways. I put DE in my shoes. Keeps bugs away and is an overpriced baby powder/corn starch

>>64002184 (OP)
Imagine the blowjobs

I wish I was born a woman so I could be a fighter pilot

>>64015361
I found another picture of her, taken during a documentary called Flight of the Intruder (rightmost person).

>>64018342
Just go outside and shout "I declare womanhood" and that's all you'll need.
Source: https://transequality.org/issues/resources/frequently-asked-questions-about-transgender-people

>>64002212
it is rather cool
>>64002222
his missile is in her rear and she's pulling back on the joystick

>>64003306
Based covid fucking over the ticks.

>>64015361
:DDDDDDD

>>64015381
>with Lyme being the jackpot of a really shitty lottery.
Well, depends on how you see it I guess. Lyme is nasty, but susceptible to antibiotics. TBE is NASTY, and basically untreatable once you have it. But there is a vaccine.

>>64002184 (OP)
Because it is peacetime. It would not be allowed in wartime due to potential risks if they were to fall in hostile territory. Good PR in peace, massive liability in war.
>Couple ejects into hostile territory
>Gets captured and interrogated
>"Do a better growl and tone than Robin Olds or we'll cut your husband's skin joystick off!"
>China glows rarger

>>64011166
The more "established" ones are actually vaccines. The covid "vaccine" was a novel gene therapy where they had to manufacture a new definition for the word vaccine to pawn it off as a vaccine.

So THAT'S why Russians made Kamov side-by-side. Sloppy gay blowjobs in flight

>>64018400
kek

>>64002184 (OP)
Just like top gun

>>64022320
>gene therapy
>some loose mRNA
pick one.

>>64008908
The same sperg that made 400,000 different beetle species