If he were wild'n out on an on a Virginia-class could a Mark 48 lock on and solve the problem?

>>64007674 (OP)
I wouldn't worry about it.

I asked chatgpt and it told me that the size of a sperm whale penis is larger than that of a human woman.
>Sperm Whale Penis
>Length: ~5 to 6 feet (1.5–1.8 meters)
>Girth (circumference): ~12 to 16 inches (30–40 cm)
>Weight: Can weigh over 130–200 pounds (60–90 kg)

>Average Human Female (for comparison)
>Height: ~5 feet 4 inches (162 cm)
>Vaginal canal depth (non-aroused): ~3 to 4 inches (7.5–10 cm)
>Vaginal canal depth (aroused): Can expand to ~4.5 to 6 inches (11.5–15 cm)

>>64007700
>The sperm whale’s vaginal canal is long and wide enough to easily accommodate the penis of a male sperm whale, which is about 6 feet long and ~12 inches in girth.
>By contrast, the entire human male body would be smaller in height and width than the whale’s vaginal tract.

>>64007700
>>64007703
Weapons?

>>64007704
psychological warfare tactics are a valid topic for the board

only when it's away from the sub.

torpedoes have killed wales before. i recall the bongs mistook a few wales for subs.

>>64007703
>By contrast, the entire human male body would be smaller in height and width than the whale’s vaginal tract

>>64007674 (OP)
imagine a whale full of explosives
>you're now triggered

>>64007674 (OP)
Couldn't they just kill it with a sonar ping?

>>64007704
Sounds like the whale has a pretty nassive weapon to me. Imagine taking a whale load in your butt, which would have to be a magical expanding butt in this scenario.

Then again, if you had a magical butt like that you could fit an entire human female inside, so like the whale weapon would just be personal choice. Unless you were swimming in horny whale waters, and the whales had an insatiable desire for human butt.

>>64008823

>>64008764
Maybe not kill it but it would be so painful that the sonar would drive the whale away and cause permanent hearing loss. The active sonar produces so much energy that the water boils next to the sonar transducers. Think of that for a minute.

>>64007674 (OP)
not ideal, mk48 is self guided with active sonar but whales don't give good active sonar signatures compared to subs
Subs have a hollow space full of air inside them so the ping bounces really well off it, the majority of the whale is watery flesh, you'll get a return but a lot of the ping just passes through

>>64008764
it would have to be extremely close to hurt it, at most sonar confuses whales, even then theres way more noise pollution along shipping channels just from all the propellers that it is more likely to fuck with whales than sonar

>>64009082
sonar could boil water, but then it's at a level that it would likely damage itself, it doesn't happen in regular use

>>64009151
>theres way more noise pollution along shipping channels just from all the propellers that it is more likely to fuck with whales than sonar
Noise levels in shipping channels are minuscule compared to a sonar ping. We are talking 100 or more extra Db's than a rock concert.

Not to mention water is an extremely effective medium for sound to travel. Whales are routinely fucked up by sonar, we just cant speak their language to understand how endemic the problem (likely) really is. At the very least it affects the hearing of the whales.

>>64007674 (OP)
>could a Mark 48 lock on and solve the problem
Yes, though with modern targeting systems newer torpedoes would likely be able to tell that the target isn't a submarine, if older torpedoes are used, however, they could fuck up whales.

Sonar would fuck them up easier and quicker anyways. Would literally shake them to death if they are close enough to fuck with a submarine.

>>64007700
>Hey ChatGPT, who would win in a fight? A military sub or a sperm whale?
>OH MAN YOU HAVE NO CLUE HOW BIG THIS THING'S DICK IS, LEMME GET YOU SOME COMPARISONS
For FUCK SAKE.

>>64008764
Kill?
Probably not.
Permanently deafen and potentially cause serious long lasting damage?
100%.
It would stop picking fights with subs either way.

>>64007700
>>64007703
Its over for black bois

>>64009371
That's triple-dubs for ya

>>64007700
There's a chapter in Moby Dick called "The Cassock" where they cut off a whale penis and a few guys carry it onto the deck and then they cut the tip off and skin it and peel it and let it dry, then they cut armholes in it and a guy wears it as a poncho

>>64008823
>Ask the gods for a magical expanding butt
>Forget to ask for a magical expanding butthole too

>>64007703
>>64008749
>By contrast, the entire human male body would be smaller in height and width than the whale’s vaginal tract
My will is now going to have a new clause about my burial at sea.

during the falkland's, bongs killed a few whales with torpedoes thinking they were subs. surface and helo launches.

>>64011360
It happened more regularly during the Cold War than any navy wants to admit

>>64007700
Jannys hate the triple dubs of fun lmao

>>64009204
is that guy alright?

>>64009151
> mk48 is self guided
You know Mk48’s can be steered by the submarine, yes?

>>64011437
Hes sleeping

>>64012443
>Active sonar or wire guided
I did not know that, that's cool
I'm more familiar with mk46 which is fire and forget

>>64011437
Yeah, dolphins breath air, he's just getting a tan